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Chapter 96 "Learning the Radio Station"

Qin Feng looked at the students under the stage, smiled and said:

"Waste everyone a lot of time, now let's talk about cross talk"

"clap clap"

Warm applause rang out.

Qin Feng picked up the fan, turned on the cross talk in his mind, and officially started:
"Let me introduce myself first, my name is Qin Feng, and this is my partner Lin Yang, two primary school students who speak cross talk in China"

Lin Yang clasped his fists and cupped his hands: "Yes"

"clap clap"

The applause was even louder.

"it is good!"

There were applause one after another.

Qin Feng smiled all over his face: "Thank you, everyone's enthusiasm can't be repaid, we have to study hard, but to be honest, our ability is limited and our level is average"

Lin Yang said: "Yes"

Qin Feng continued: "The industry of cross talk has a characteristic, it is to live and learn"

Lin Yang nodded: "Old learner"

Qin Feng continued: "You must have the spirit of the Yugong Yishan"

Lin Yang looked suspicious: "Yugong Yishan?"

Qin Feng picked up the fan and patted his palm:

"You all know Yugong Yishan, right? There is a myth and legend. There is an old man named Yugong. Why is he called Yugong? To be honest, everyone said it was a bit stupid, and the villagers called him Yugong.

There are two mountains in front of the house, one is Wangwu and the other is Taihang Mountain. The mountain is too high. The old man said that I have to move this mountain away. In this way, firstly, the traffic will be better, and secondly, the WIFI signal will be better. "

Lin Yang grinned and said, "Ah! The signal is blocked."

"Hahaha"

The students were amused by this sentence and burst into laughter.

The audience in front of the computer also burst into laughter.

"How did you come up with that? It's so funny"

"Qin Feng's mouth is really nonsense, where does it go!"

"Interesting, it's a burden so soon"

……

The hilarious opening made everyone's eyes shine.

Especially people in the field of cross talk feel very fresh when they see this very characteristic opening.

"It's interesting! This kid is really ingenious!"

……

Qin Feng frowned and said: "But think about it in those days, there were no tools, no forklifts, tractors, etc., only shovels."

Lin Yang nodded: "Yeah"

Qin Feng made a gesture of shoveling a shovel: "It's not easy to work like this every day, but Yugong said such a few words that shocked the world and wept ghosts and gods."

Lin Yang asked, "What did he say?"

Qin Feng gestured to himself with a backhand:
"He said, I have my son after my death, and my grandson after my son's death. Our family has many children, and there are endless descendants.

These few words spread to the sky, and God was moved. To be honest, this man said well, he has a son, he has a son when he dies, and when the son dies, he has a grandson. There are many children in the family, which can be passed on from generation to generation. go down.

So God sent many gods to their home to help them give birth to children"

Lin Yang was completely dumbfounded, and waved his hand: "Ah! This God is so wicked!"

Qin Feng said firmly: "Help others!"

Lin Yang pouted back directly: "Hi—! Who are you helping!"

……

"Hahaha"

There were bursts of laughter.

Under the stage, Liu Yan blushed and lowered her head and kept laughing, while scolding Qin Feng:

"Stinky rascal, you're too outspoken, why can't you just say anything!"

Qin Feng's classmates also felt that their faces were a little hot, and everyone on the stage couldn't laugh or cry:
"Okay! I've lost my face to Peking University!"

Lei Xiaoyang looked embarrassed. He regretted inviting Qin Feng to perform at the school. It was really an extremely stupid decision, but it didn't help the matter now, and he could only hope that Qin Feng would not be too outrageous in the future.

The vice president of Peking University, many teachers of Peking University, and the leaders of the Ministry of Education were also a little embarrassed.

Fortunately, this joke was not too explicit and acceptable, so everyone was able to sit still without getting up to stop it.

But they, who knew a little about Qin Feng, raised their hearts.

Who knows what amazing things this kid will do next?
After the Bangzi in the audience understood Qin Feng's joke, they all rolled their eyes. How could there be such a lunatic in the world?

People in the cross talk world were also amused to laugh, and everyone couldn't help feeling:
"This kid really has no taboos! There is nothing he dares to say!"

Those Qin Feng's enemies all had expressions that they had known this before, and they had the most experience of Qin Feng's audacity, so it is not surprising that Qin Feng would make such a joke now.

The people who eat melons online are very lively, and everyone laughs and complains.

"It's so wicked, God is making fun of it, there's no cure for this guy"

"Peking University's stage! This joke is a bit dirty!"

"This is an unscrupulous stinky hooligan, just finished scolding the stick, and even God will hurt it."

"Does he care about other people's opinions? He has always done his own way!"

"This cross talk is interesting, and it will definitely be more exciting in the future"

……

Qin Feng stretched out his right index finger and lightly nodded:

"This spirit is worthy of our inheritance. It is said that cross talk is like this. It is not said that this master has learned it today. No, he has a learning attitude every day. He is our teacher, whether it is singing, storytelling, or fighting. showman"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes"

Hearing Qin Feng's words, many cross talk actors blushed.Everyone understands that what Qin Feng said is very correct, but how many people can do it?
Qin Feng raised his hand to invite the audience: "Of course, you all have a choice. If you say that I am willing to listen to cross talk, that's good; if you don't like to listen to cross talk, it's also right to do something else."

Lin Yang agreed: "Yes."

Qin Feng continued: "Everyone has different hobbies, just like me, Qin Feng's life is very boring, reading books, writing calligraphy, drawing, studying oracle bone inscriptions, that's all"

"babble--!"

As soon as his words fell, the whole audience booed.

The students who knew Qin Feng were all rolling their eyes:

"It's so shameless, you really know how to put gold on your face, when did you have these hobbies? Why don't we know?"

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "It's profound enough!"

Qin Feng picked up the fan and clapped his palms: "So everyone has different hobbies. Some people like to watch TV, some like to watch movies, some like to surf the Internet, and some like to listen to the radio."

Lin Yang: "Yes"

Qin Feng went on to say: "In the past, when television was not popular, cross talk was transmitted through radio, and radio was also called invisible radio waves."

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Yes, radio?"

Qin Feng reached out his hand excitedly and clicked: "Sometimes I always think, give me a radio station, I can make it very lively"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Do you still have this hobby?"

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang: "I would like to have a radio station, I can do very lively, Qinfeng radio station, Qinfeng radio station, now broadcasting for you"

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "Look, this is the beginning."

Qin Feng smiled excitedly: "I'm so happy, Nine Nine 81 thousand cycles, Seven Eight 56 ​​kHz, FM 7384"

Lin Yang stared at his eyes and stretched out two fingers: "Aren't these two arithmetic problems! The radio station is also built on the ridge"

Qin Feng continued: "It was the first program of this station just now, and now it is the second program. Please distinguish the difference between the first program and the second program"

Lin Yang asked, "What's the difference?"

Qin Feng's face turned positive: "The first set comes with eggs, and the second set doesn't come with eggs."

Lin Yang smiled and curled his lips: "Okay, two sets of pancakes and fruits"

"Hahaha"

The laughter never stopped, and it suddenly became louder when I heard this.

Qin Feng continued to broadcast: "First of all, please enjoy our Song World program. In today's program, we will introduce you to Hu Zhijun.

Hu Zhijun, whose ancestral home is Yangzhou, Jiangsu, was born in BJ and is a rock star. Many of his works are widely circulated, such as "Freedom Like a Dream", which is a sensation in the world and loved by everyone. In today's program, we will play Xihe Drum " Free as a Dream"

Lin Yang had a surprised expression on his face: "Changed to Xihe Drum?"

……

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter at the scene.

"It's so stupid, isn't this the song you wrote!"

Hu Zhijun was dumbfounded in front of the computer, he couldn't believe what he just heard.

The rest of the music circle burst into laughter, everyone sent messages to Hu Zhijun while laughing:

"Brother Jun, when did you start singing Xihe Dagu? I didn't know you loved traditional art so much!"

"Hahaha, Junzi, I have to listen to your Xihe Dagu"

"Junzi, when we meet in the future, I want to show off to everyone!"

"I'm so funny, Brother Jun, let's see how this kid can ruin this song"

……

Looking at the information in Moments, Hu Zhijun couldn't laugh or cry, so he could only quickly reply:
"Don't listen to Qin Feng's nonsense, I know Xihe Dagu ass, don't you know this kid, he is full of nonsense, who knows how he thought of this?"

When netizens and fans of Hu Zhijun saw this passage, they all burst into laughter:
"It's so fun, this cross talk is really joyful"

"I don't know how he will sing this song, I'm looking forward to it"

"Xihe Dagu, what do you think?"

"Qin Feng must have a big hole in his mind, the idea is too strange"

"Just changing his own songs for fun, he is the only one who can do this"

"Brother Jun will definitely cry! Hahaha"

……

All the audience are waiting for Qin Feng's Xihe Drum.

Qin Feng beat the cross talk stage rhythmically with his fan, and began to sing the Xihe Drum according to Guo Degang's performance in his mind:

"Dang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang dang bang bang bang bang bang bang, will you—would—care about me, my dearest—friend, when I—— Decided to let go - all, go up - the road of freedom, ... 啷啷啷啷唱咚咚地铛"

Although Qin Feng doesn't know how to sing the Xihe Dagu, but now he is learning from Guo Degang, and he can learn a little bit.

For a while, the entire auditorium was filled with his ups and downs, low-pitched and melodious big drum singing.

He sang very emotionally, and Lin Yang next to him had an expression of extremely uncomfortable constipation, obviously trying to endure it!
A classic rock song was sung completely differently, and all the audience burst into laughter.

When he finished singing, Lin Yang gave him a disdainful look: "What the hell!"

"Hahaha"

The scene was completely ecstatic, and many people were laughing.

Liu Yan and the others laughed so hard that tears came out.

"It's so funny, this product is really tossing!"

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughing, who will save me?"

"It's really a super funny, I love Qin Feng to death"

"It's so ugly, the magic sound pierces your ears"

……

Many people in the music industry were laughing until they collapsed, and Hu Zhijun even threw himself on his sofa laughing like hell.

Qin Feng's family members, classmates, teachers, and friends were also overwhelmed by his Xihe Dagu, laughing to and fro.

Especially women like Mom, Sister Fei, and Han Ru, who had already laughed until tears flowed down their cheeks.

"Everyone is moving, push this cross talk with all your strength, it's so funny, this is the best publicity!"

Lin Jian laughed and directed the staff of Eggplant Video to recommend Qin Feng's performance on the Internet.

……

Auditorium scene.

When the burst of laughter subsided a little, Qin Feng continued: "Thank the audience for their encouragement"

Lin Yang raised his chin contemptuously: "Who encouraged you!"

Qin Feng tapped his palm with a fan and said excitedly:
"Dear audience friends, the footsteps of winter are getting farther and farther, and the footsteps of spring are getting closer and closer. As soon as I take off the cotton pants, the spring girl will come!"

Lin Yang widened his eyes in surprise, then nodded and said, "Then you must have seen Miss Chun first."

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

All the girls at the scene blushed, and while everyone burst into laughter, they lowered their heads and scolded Qin Feng.

Liu Yan and the others were even more so, the girls' faces were all flushed red.

"Two stinky hooligans, why are you talking about everything! How shameless!"

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