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Chapter 97 The Peking University Auditorium Laughing Crazy
Everyone in the cross talk world felt a lot of pressure watching the live broadcast.

This passage is great!From the very beginning, there was constant burden, the audience never stopped laughing, and the applause became higher and higher. Obviously, this is a classic.

Looking at this cross talk, everyone compares it with the cross talk they performed in their hearts.

As soon as they compared it, everyone knew in their hearts that it was indeed much better than their own. Of course, no one wanted to admit this.

Now they also understand Liu Fuxiang's master-student robbery.

If I were the first to discover such a high-quality joke, I might be tempted.

This kind of joke is too tempting for cross talk actors, it not only means fame, but also means huge profits.

But thinking of Qin Feng's ruthless methods and the extremely miserable end of Liu Fuxiang's master and apprentice, everyone fought a cold war and immediately put aside the bad thoughts in their minds.

……

The leaders of Peking University and the Ministry of Education laughed out loud.

Hong Bureau of the Ministry of Education: "This cross talk is really good, it is the funniest I have ever heard"

Vice President Zhao of Peking University: "Yeah, I didn't expect to hear such a high level of cross talk on the school stage"

Hong Ju: "Although Qin Feng has a bit of a bad mouth and keeps causing troubles, but this talent really has nothing to say"

Principal Zhao nodded: "Yes, his two poems caused quite a stir in the Chinese Department. Many old professors praised him, but this kid's ability to cause trouble is also outstanding. Looking at him, I envy Technology and Business University Old Li, I also have a headache for him."

Bureau Hong: "Hahaha, don't envy Lao Li, and think about how to deal with it today! It is said that in the past half a day, he has already clashed with Koreans several times, especially his sharp mouth, which made Koreans The human body is completely damaged"

Principal Zhao said with a wry smile: "Isn't it! This is a sharp-tongued and generous man. Today I have a headache."

"Hahaha"

Having said that, the two looked at each other and laughed for a while, then turned their heads and continued to listen to the cross talk.

……

On the stage, the cross talk between Qin Feng and Lin Yang continued.

Qin Feng said with a smile on his face: "In this season of spring back to the earth and the recovery of all things, welcome to choose Linyang brand underwear, use Linyang to shoot underwear, hey! Really worthy of our face"

Lin Yang widened his eyes and pointed to his head: "What's the mess, I put my pants on my head?"

"Hahaha"

The hilarious laughter broke out again, and some students laughed so hard that they couldn't breathe.

Qin Feng put the fan back on the table, and said solemnly: "Dear audience friends, dear audience friends, now is the magic show time"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng in surprise: "What is there to hear?"

"Hahaha" the scene kept laughing.

Qin Feng started to play the accompaniment by himself again: "Dang bang, local bang bang bang, bang dang bang bang bang, the magic broadcast is over"

Lin Yang waved his hand: "What a mess, I didn't hear it!"

Qin Feng continued: "Dear listeners and friends, please listen to the mime next!... The mime is over"

Lin Yang nodded helplessly: "I can't hear you at all!"

Qin Feng solemnly nodded his head: "Audience friends, next is the acrobatics we have carefully prepared for you"

Lin Yang said with a broken smile: "I can't hear anything, co-author!"

Qin Feng's accompaniment started again: "Dang Gelang, Dang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang dang clang clang clang clang dang clang clang clang dang clang clang dang dang, acrobatic broadcast is over"

Lin Yang said with a smile: "Music is the same"

"Hahaha" the audience couldn't stop laughing.

Qin Feng continued to broadcast: "Dear listeners and friends, now is the time for our cross talk show on demand"

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed at Qin Feng and said affirmatively: "It can be heard!"

Qin Feng said with a serious face: "We have received letters from enthusiastic viewers, Qin Feng and Lin Yang, and what they order is the cross talk between Qin Feng and Lin Yang."

"Hey!" There was a booing sound.

Lin Yang smiled with his mouth curled up: "These two are shameless!"

"Hahaha"

The students at the scene burst into laughter again.

The audience watching the live broadcast outside the venue also laughed like hell.

"I'm dying of laughter, these two guys are just two weird ones"

"My intestines are almost broken from laughing, it's really stinky and shameless!"

"Hahaha, this episode is more fun than the previous one"

"How can Qin Feng write such a funny laugh? What's on his mind all day? I'm so curious"

……

Many fans of Qin Feng are watching the live broadcast. While everyone is laughing, they are also constantly sharing their feelings on Weibo:
“Another classic, so funny”

"Yeah, I don't dare to eat dinner until now, because I'm afraid of spraying, it's too funny"

"This cross talk sounds really enjoyable, but it's a pity we're not from Peking University. It would be great if we were on the scene"

"Don't worry buddies, the end of the month will soon be, and there are three new episodes on the live broadcast party"

"I really envy you guys, I can only wait for the webcast"

……

Netizens and fans just thought it was funny and hilarious when they listened to this cross talk. Although everyone in the cross talk circle laughed constantly, it was more or less bitter.

"It's true that people are dead compared to others, and goods are thrown away"

Compared with Qin Feng's cross talk, their cross talk is extremely dry and boring.

It would be nice if their cross talk could have two or three burdens, and it’s basically some old jokes that have been hyped, so it’s up to you whether they can amuse the audience!

As for Qin Feng's cross talk, the burden continued from the beginning, one after another, the audience's laughter and applause never stopped.

This puts them under increasing pressure. If this kind of cross talk becomes popular, their jobs will undoubtedly be ruined.

Now when they look at Qin Feng again, there is not only fear in their eyes, but also a lot of worry, and even resentment.

……

As the performance continued, there were almost no people walking around on the campus of Peking University. Only the hearty laughter from the windows showed the vitality of this century-old famous school.

Most of the students returned to the dormitory or the laboratory, sitting in front of the computer and watching this extremely funny cross talk.

Each study room was empty, with only two or three kittens. This kind of scene is absolutely rare in Peking University, let alone at such a critical moment at the end of the semester.

The reason for all this is because of those two boys on the auditorium stage.

……

The crosstalk is still going on.

Qin Feng supported the table with one hand: "In order to satisfy the enthusiastic audience, we have arranged for you a cross talk by Qin Feng and Lin Yanghe. Please enjoy the segment of the traditional program reporting the name of the dish. First of all, please enjoy the Guankou part."

"Snapped"

As he said that, Qin Feng patted Xingmu, ready to report the name of the dish.

The eyes of the audience on the scene and in front of the computer are all brightened.

Qin Feng never mentioned "Reporting the name of the dish". Today is the first time I heard it, and everyone immediately became interested.

Everyone in the cross talk circle is also very interested, and everyone wants to see how Qin Feng's basic skills are.

Qin Feng took a breath and immediately began to announce the name of the dish:

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, what to do if you get athlete's foot!"

Lin Yang frowned and shouted: "What is this? ... This is an advertisement!"

"Hahaha" The laughter suddenly increased.

People in the cross talk industry almost got angry too, watching the live broadcast dumbfounded.

Qin Feng scratched his head: "It doesn't matter if you have athlete's foot, welcome to use the brand ointment of 'The sun is at the end of the mountain, the Yellow River flows into the sea, if you want to see a thousand miles away, you can go to a higher level'"

Lin Yang said in surprise, "This name is too long."

The laughter in the auditorium was getting louder and louder, and many students were shaking with laughter.

Qin Feng continued to advertise:
"Using the brand ointment of 'Bai Sun Ends Mountains, Yellow River Flows into the Sea, Desiring Eyes for a Thousand Miles, Going to a Higher Level' can effectively inhibit various types of athlete's foot. , Take it to the next level' brand ointment,...the ointment is produced by the second pharmaceutical factory of "the day of hoeing, the sweat drips down the soil, who knows the Chinese food, every grain is hard work",...fried live carp Duck and chicken, the crosstalk is over.”

Lin Yang said angrily: "How can there be cross talk!... Appreciation and analysis of the whole Tang poem!"

"Hahaha"

"clap clap"

There was a sudden burst of laughter, accompanied by thunderous applause.

Everyone laughed out loud.

Some students were lying on the backs of their chairs bursting with laughter, some were laughing so hard that they fell to the ground, and some were already flushed from laughing, and it was a little difficult to breathe, and they were still rubbing their stomachs and laughing.

This is especially true for girls, laughing like hell on their laps or on the shoulders of friends next to them.

The teachers of Peking University and the leaders of the Ministry of Education also laughed unsteadily, and the demeanor of teachers and teachers that everyone usually maintained was gone.

Like the students present, they are not leaders and teachers at all, but ordinary cross talk listeners, and they have emotions, anger, sorrow, and joy.

The audience in front of the computer watched this shocking gag, and they all lay down on the table or fell on the sofa, panting and laughing hard.

"No, I'm going to die laughing, help me!"

"Qin Feng is such a living treasure, it's so ridiculous that people don't pay for their lives!"

"What a wonderful two classic ancient poems, they are actually used here by this guy, it's so funny to me"

"This cross talk is absolutely amazing, I have never heard such a funny one."

"Oh, this gulp mouth is too awesome!"

……

Of course, there are also people on the scene who don't understand the meaning of these words.

The sticks and devils in the audience didn't understand what was so funny.

The translator laughed himself to death, but he couldn't do it even if he was asked to translate this passage to the stick and the devil, it was impossible to translate at all!
Looking at the hilarious classmates around, both Bangzi and Guizi were a little inexplicable.

They looked at Qin Feng on the stage, and all the old and new hatred came to their hearts for a while, and the two groups of people unanimously started booing Qin Feng loudly.

"Wow—!"

A booing mixed with applause and laughter reached Qin Feng's ears. Although it was not very obvious, it still caught his attention.

Qin Feng knew where the booing came from without looking.

It must be that Bangzi is looking for death again, and this time there are devils involved.

Seeing this situation, Qin Feng laughed immediately, he really committed suicide!
Lin Yang also heard the booing, and seeing Qin Feng's smile, he knew immediately that someone was going to be in trouble!
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(End of this chapter)