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Chapter 98

The laughter and applause dropped slightly, and the cross talk continued.

Qin Feng picked up the fan and patted his palms:

"I can tell from the laughter that everyone is very happy, which means that everyone likes this piece of "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable" very much, but I also heard a lot of boos just now. I observed it carefully, and it came from Japanese and Korean friends. I think they must have missed it, so they booed me, here I am obliged to say it again for them"

Lin Yang added a word to Qin Feng: "Yeah"

At the same time, the mind said, "Yes! Here it comes!"

When the classmates and the audience in front of the computer heard Qin Feng's words, they immediately knew that the good show had begun.

"Bangzi and the devil are in trouble! This guy has always had revenge!"

"Where it is necessary to report, it is simply reported immediately, without waiting for a second!"

"I saw another good show, this cross talk is really worth it!"

"I really admire this guy's character of vengeance! I like it"

"Listen to how he scolded devils and sticks, it must be very exciting"

……

Lei Xiaoyang in the audience hated devils and sticks to death.

"What the hell are you doing to recruit this living ancestor? Isn't this full of food? You don't think you are ugly enough to die! You just wait to be sprayed, but who did I provoke? You have to be scared together !"

While cursing the devil and Bangzi in a low voice, he looked at Qin Feng pitifully, hoping that he would show mercy and not scold him too harshly.

But Qin Feng pretended not to see him at this time, and did not look at him at all, which made Lei Xiaoyang very helpless.

The leaders of Peking University, teachers, and the leaders of the Ministry of Education all felt a little bit in their hearts, no good, something bad!

Without waiting for any reaction from them, Qin Feng's attack on the stage has already begun.

Qin Feng supported the table with his hand and said:
"The Guankouer I mentioned just now has a total of 204 dishes, all of which are our famous Chinese dishes. There are also Japanese and Korean friends here today. I will also talk about a few famous dishes from their countries. You can learn more about them first. Tell me about famous Japanese dishes"

Lin Yang answered: "Tell me about it"

The ghosts in the auditorium already knew what he was going to do, all of them had dark faces, and their eyes were fixed on Qin Feng and Lin Yang on the stage.

Qin Feng tidied up his coat and said solemnly:

"I don't like Japanese food very much, so I don't know much about it. As far as I know, they only eat two things"

Lin Yang asked curiously: "Those two things?"

Qin Feng said with a puzzled face: "As far as I know, the Japanese only eat sashimi and mosaics"

After the voice fell, the audience was a little dazed.

The audience didn't understand Qin Feng's meaning for a while, the sashimi is very easy to understand, but what the hell is the mosaic?

Everyone is thinking about the connection between Japanese food and mosaics.

"Hahaha"

After a few seconds, loud laughter began to spread from the scene.

Many people still didn't understand, so everyone asked the laughing students around them why.

The reason is very simple, it can be summed up in two words, especially for boys, who can understand it instantly.

After word of mouth, everyone in the auditorium soon understood what Qin Feng meant.

"Hahaha"

Everyone in the auditorium burst into laughter.

Countless students slapped their thighs or the back of their chairs wildly while laughing, and within a few seconds they were already laughing so hard that they were out of breath.

Male students can still watch Qin Feng burst into laughter, while female students are so ashamed that they can't find a crack in the ground to sneak in.

They all lowered their heads and burst into laughter, and scolded Qin Feng while laughing.

"Bah! It's so shameless, it's just an out-and-out stinky hooligan"

The same goes for Liu Yan and Ye Xiaotong, Liu Yan couldn't wait to rush out of the auditorium covering her face, it was so embarrassing!

Ye Xiaotong kept pinching Liu Yan's arm while laughing.

"Look at your boyfriend, the most shameless in the world, right? What's going on in your head? You can tell such a hooligan joke in public"

Liu Yan couldn't resist at all, she wished she could cover her head with a piece of clothing!
Lei Xiaoyang was already laughing like crazy, as for the consequences, let him go!Have fun first.

The teachers and leaders of Peking University quickly understood Qin Feng's metaphor, and they all burst into laughter. At the same time, watching Qin Feng on the stage was full of helplessness.

"What a living ancestor! He doesn't take a single loss, and the speed of revenge and the ruthlessness of his moves are simply jaw-dropping"

After Qin Feng's words came out, the reaction on the Internet was much faster than that in the auditorium.

The omnipotent netizens instantly understood what Qin Feng meant, and burst out laughing in front of all the live broadcasting computers.

"It's too ruthless, Qin Feng's counterattack is extremely sharp"

"Dirty! It's extremely dirty, this is Peking University, how dare he!"

"Strong, this is the most ruthless sentence to scold the Japanese"

"As long as Qin Feng scolds, he must be extremely excited, as if he had taken aphrodisiacs"

"The best words of the year to scold the Japanese, absolutely!"

"After the Japanese know the meaning of this metaphor, they must not eat him. Qin Feng will not even think about going to Japan in the future!"

"If I still go to Japan, I guess I will have to get kicked out when I get a visa from the embassy"

……

The female audience in front of the computer also blushed, and everyone scolded Qin Feng for being a rogue amid hilarious laughter.

Those who knew Qin Feng were blushing and had a fever.

Everyone burst into laughter while thinking, how can we not be embarrassed when facing Qin Feng in the future?
The laughter at the scene continued and even became more and more intense.

The cross talk between Qin Feng and Lin Yang had to be temporarily interrupted, and Lin Yang couldn't stop laughing on the stage.

The devil quickly understood the metaphor of Qin Feng, and all of them were so angry that their faces were black and purple, and they stood up angrily, staring at Qin Feng who was laughing non-stop on the stage with fire-breathing eyes. It's about to burst.

In the hearts of these devils, Qin Feng has completely become the enemy of life and death, and every devil wishes to crush him to ashes.

The sticks also understood the meaning of Qin Feng's words. Seeing the appearance of the Japanese next to him about to explode with anger, they suddenly felt a burst of fear. How would that hooligan damage their country?
Looking at Qin Feng on the stage, the faces of many sticks have turned pale.

……

Everyone at the scene and the outside world burst into laughter while thinking, how will Qin Feng clean up the stick?

The laughter and applause in the auditorium dropped slightly, and there was a crisp sound of wake-up wood, and everyone's eyes turned to the stage.

"After talking about Japanese food, let's talk about Korean food. I heard a double reed saying that although there are many dishes at a meal, they are all 'a plate of pickled cabbage—ah! A plate of pickled cabbage...'

But after learning about the eating habits of Koreans, I realized that this is a living reality. Korean dishes are presented with a lot of dishes, which are very rich and colorful when viewed from a distance.

But looking closer, there are 3 kinds of spicy kimchi, 2 kinds of pickled radishes, a large plate of lettuce leaves, a plate of hot sauce, a plate of soy sauce, a plate of garlic cloves, a plate of small peppers, and a plate of large peppers... It doesn’t feel like a Instead of eating, a group of servants secretly ate cooking ingredients in the kitchen.

So Koreans don’t have the concept of ‘cooking’”

Lin Yang sneered and said, "Ah, just eat this!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out again.

The audience laughed and looked at Bangzi who stood up angrily.

"It's so pitiful, I steal some lettuce every day, and it's called gourmet food!"

The faces of the sticks were as black as the bottom of a pot, staring at Qin Feng on the stage, wishing to tear him up and feed him to the dogs.

The audience outside the stadium also burst into laughter.

"It's so cruel, the sticks are too miserable, they have been trampled three or four times today"

"Hahaha, a bunch of servants stealing vegetables, good scolding!"

"This cross talk sounds so cool, Qin Feng's combat power is directly off the charts!"

"Bangzi's diet is indeed the same thing, eating pork belly is like Chinese New Year"

"I don't think it's over yet. It's not as lethal as the sentence that scolded the Japanese just now. This is not Qin Feng's style. How can one favor one over another!"

"Wait for the follow-up!"

……

The teachers of Peking University and the leaders of the Ministry of Education snickered and felt a splitting headache at the same time. What should I do with the product on stage?
The leaders of the Japanese and Korean universities were about to vomit blood from Qin Fengqi, but there was no good way to deal with him. They could only stare at Qin Feng with blood-red eyes.

As expected, Qin Feng did not end the attack.

He continued: "That's it, Koreans still praise their food everywhere, and they even have a crosstalk to introduce Korean food, and the name is also called the name of the dish."

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Ah, what else is there?"

"Hahaha"

All the audience laughed, and everyone knew that a good show was coming.

People in the cross talk world were stunned when they heard this passage, but they immediately understood:

"This is Qin Feng digging a hole. Obviously, Bangzi will suffer another round of ravages next."

Qin Feng followed Lin Yang's words and continued:

"Yes, they have one more dish than ours. The first 204 dishes are all the same, but the last one is different."

Hearing this, everyone at the scene looked at those sticks with disdain. This is their usual face, despicable and shameless!
Lin Yang asked curiously, "Which dish is there?"

Qin Feng raised his right hand and shouted impassionedly: "From Changbai Mountain to Bohai Bay for 5000 years, the original traditional food of the Republic of Korea-Kimchi Smecta!"

Qin Feng uttered this passage like a cannonball, and the comedy effect was extremely strong.

"Hahaha"

Seeing his expressions, movements, and funny lines, the students burst out laughing.

Hilarious laughter swept the entire auditorium like a huge wave.

Looking at the people in the auditorium, they were already staggering to and fro.

The audience watching the live broadcast was also bursting with laughter, and everyone burst into tears and snot.

"Crazy, completely crazy from laughing, how can there be such a product in the world?"

"If I were a stick, I would definitely rush to kill this guy now, it's too wicked"

"It is estimated that all sticks think so, this mouth is too poisonous"

"This level of cursing is simply admirable, and it is unmatched in the current entertainment industry!"

"Kimchi Smecta, there is no better word to describe the stick"

……

Lei Xiaoyang was also bursting out laughing, but he laughed so hard that he wanted to cry.

Peking University teachers and leaders were also laughing.

Although they tried their best to stop their laughter, it was impossible. Everyone could only cover their mouths and try their best to lower their voices. It was really hard to endure.

The sticks in the audience already hated Qin Feng to the bone, and several girls were even more angry and burst into tears.

This meant that they were in the back position in the middle of the auditorium, surrounded by the crowd, and unable to move. If they were on the side of the stage, the sticks would have rushed to the stage to tear Qin Feng's stinking mouth.

……

The performance on the stage is still going on.

Qin Feng adjusted his mood, and then said:

"Each region has a different name for food, like wonton, which is what everyone calls it in the north, but in Guangdong and Guangxi, people call it wonton, so do you know what it is called in South Korea?"

Lin Yang also asked curiously: "What is it called?"

Qin Feng immediately raised his right arm again and shouted: "From Changbai Mountain to Bohai Bay for 5000 years, the original traditional food of the Republic of Korea - Wonton Smecta"

"Hahaha"

As soon as Qin Feng raised his right arm, the audience already knew what he was going to say, and everyone started laughing wildly.

"I'm so funny, I can't laugh anymore, who will save me?"

"I almost burst out laughing, this guy is so funny"

"Hahaha, it's so cool to laugh, this cross talk is simply incomparable"

"It's over, today ends my hospitalization for sure, facial nerve disorder"

……

The students in the auditorium were laughing wildly, and all the people outside the auditorium watching the live broadcast were also laughing wildly.

Only those sticks looked as dark as their dead fathers, and they gritted their teeth and looked at Qin Feng.

……

Lin Yang laughed and added: "This name is quite long."

Qin Feng said to the audience with a serious face:

"I don't understand, why do Koreans like kimchi so much? Maybe it's because it's the cheapest! Here I would like to advise everyone, eat less kimchi, pickled food causes cancer"

The audience also nodded in agreement, everyone still has this bit of knowledge.

Lin Yang nodded and said: "It seems that there is such a saying"

Qin Feng continued with a smile: "This is why we can always see in Korean dramas that when two lovers get together not long ago, one of them will always get terminally ill."

"Hahaha"

The audience started laughing maniacally again.

Lin Yang laughed so hard on the stage that he forgot to add his words.

Qin Feng pointed to the audience in the audience and said solemnly: "You think it's a bloody plot, no, it's kimchi!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out loudly, like a gust of wind and rain.

"Awesome, really awesome"

"Open your eyes today! You can still swear like this!"

"Call the devil, scold the stick, this guy is too cruel"

"For Qin Feng, I am convinced, I am completely convinced, and I am invincible"

"I have never seen such a person in the entertainment industry. If nothing else, just by swearing, this guy can make a fortune"

"I really want to know how big is the psychological shadow area of ​​Bangzi and devils"

"Do you still need to ask? You must not see your fingers!"

……

(Part of this chapter is selected from Wang Zijian’s talk show, explained here)
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