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Chapter 99
The auditorium was still full of laughter.

Qin Feng looked at Bangzi and Guizi who were already half dead with anger, and smiled lightly.

"This is your own courting death, who is to blame?"

He glanced at Lin Yang again, indicating to continue talking about cross talk.

Lin Yang stopped laughing forcibly, his fat face turned red.

Seeing the changes on stage, the audience knew that Qin Feng was about to speak.

I just don't know whether to continue to hurt the stick and the devil?Or continue with the previous cross talk?

With a wake-up sound, the audience's attention was drawn back to the stage.

Qin Feng picked up the fan and said:

"I just introduced Japanese food and Korean food. We don't need to eat that kind of food. Now let's get down to business and continue the broadcast of Qinfeng Radio Station"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Did you introduce food? I have never heard of introducing food and introducing myself as two national enemies!"

Lin Yang also smiled: "You are pulling back hard!"

Qin Feng continued to broadcast with a serious face: "The above program is specially broadcasted by the producer 'Bai Sun Yi Shan End..."

Lin Yang quickly reached out to stop him: "Okay!"

Qin Feng put down his fan and looked at the audience and said, "Dear listeners and friends, as a BJ, don't you like some noodles with fried sauce?"

Lin Yang questioned: "What is this?"

Qin Feng continued: "When eating noodles with fried sauce, don't you say you don't need some soybeans?"

Lin Yang nodded suddenly: "Soybean's advertisement"

Qin Feng continued: "When eating noodles with fried sauce, don't you say you don't need a little cucumber?"

Lin Yang glanced at Qin Feng: "Cucumber advertisement"

Qin Feng: "When eating fried noodles, don't you need a little yellow sauce?"

Lin Yang was confused: "What kind of advertisement is it?"

The audience was also confused by Qin Feng, and they didn't know what he was going to say.

Qin Feng still looked serious: "When eating noodles with fried sauce, don't you need to look at some pornographic dishes?"

Lin Yang raised his chin and pouted Qin Feng: "I've never heard of it!...Who is eating noodles with fried sauce!"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter that nearly knocked off the roof of the auditorium.

Everyone is crazy, why does this guy dare to say anything!This is a university stage, not a street scene!

Everyone was laughing like crazy.

The boys looked at Qin Feng on the stage, and they were all in admiration, really unscrupulous!

The girls blushed and lowered their heads and burst into laughter. Now they have a new understanding of Qin Feng.

"This is a stinky hooligan with no bottom line"

Liu Yan already regretted coming to Peking University to watch the show.

She blushed so much that she was about to bleed, and even though she buried her face in her lap, she still felt ashamed, as if everyone around her was watching her.

Ye Xiaotong next to her was also lying on her lap in shame, not daring to raise her head, and at the same time kept hitting Liu Yan's arm.

"Take good care of Qin Feng, this stinky mouth is too open, he is shameless, and everyone needs shame"

To Ye Xiaotong's words, Liu Yan agreed 1 times in her heart, she really should take care of Qin Feng, it was too unscrupulous.

Cong Shan was also furious beside her, she must clean up Lin Yang, it's too embarrassing!At the same time, Cong Shan raised her vigilance in her heart, Lin Yang must not become as shameless as Qin Feng, that would be terrible!

……

"cough cough cough"

Under the stage, President Zhao of Peking University and Bureau Hong of the Ministry of Education were almost choked to death by Qin Feng's line.

After coughing violently, the two looked at each other, and all they saw were helpless and dumbfounded expressions.

Hong Ju: "Why did you invite such a living ancestor? The performance of the show is good, but the ability to cause trouble is too appalling, dare to say such words casually"

Principal Zhao smiled wryly: "I didn't know that such a thing would happen. Who would have thought that there would be such a freak among the BJ college students? We are also victims!"

Bureau Hong laughed and said: "Indeed, we have to be careful in the future, this kid is too dangerous"

Principal Zhao nodded: "I'll call Lao Li from the Technology and Business University later, and ask him to take good care of this living ancestor, and don't release it to harm others. I really can't stand it!"

……

There was a burst of laughter in front of all the live broadcast computers.

"Kneel! I knelt down to Qin Feng directly, how can a cross talker say that?"

"Zhajiangmian, Huang*pan, I laughed so hard, how did they get connected?"

"The teacher of Peking University is already crazy, right? I met such a guy"

"Look, maybe the president of Peking University will rush to the stage and pull this guy down"

"Hahaha, it's too shameless, there are no taboos"

……

At the same time, Qin Feng's friends, classmates, and teachers were all laughing hard.

The man was just laughing, while the woman was scolding Qin Feng while laughing.

Especially Sister Fei and Han Ru scolded Qin Feng with flushed faces.

How will we get along when we meet after this?This guy is so rogue, it's frightening.

And Qin Feng's enemies are all stunned at this moment, how to deal with this guy?He doesn't care about anything at all, there is no bottom line!

The reputation and word of mouth that stars care most about are completely bullshit to him, so what else can we do?It's like a dog biting a hedgehog, with nowhere to bite!
……

Qin Feng on the stage was not at all embarrassed, and continued to talk about cross talk.

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang and said: "I'm sorry, the line is faulty, it was connected to Lin Yang Radio Station just now"

Lin Yang burst out laughing while supporting the table, then pointed at himself and said, "It's always my business!"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

Qin Feng went on: "The next thing I would like to invite you to enjoy is the advertising program,...Hey! Isn't this Lin Yang?...It's me (the voice is very hoarse and deep)....What's wrong with your throat?...Hey! Hemorrhoids (still low voice)"

Lin Yang squinted his eyes and raised his chin: "I've never heard of it...hemorrhoids make your throat louder?"

"Hahaha"

The audience leaned forward and back together with laughter.

Qin Feng advertised with a rough voice: "It doesn't matter if you have hemorrhoids, welcome to choose Qin Feng brand Qingyin Wan!"

Lin Yang questioned: "Qingyin Wan?"

Qin Feng went on to advertise: "Take Qingyin Pills to ensure your voice is crisp and clear"

Lin Yang asked: "Then what should I do about my hemorrhoids?"

Qin Feng raised his head: "Go to the hospital"

Lin Yang said angrily: "Nonsense, I should have gone to the hospital long ago"

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder.

Qin Feng went on to broadcast: "Dear listeners and friends, now is the time for our advertising program"

Lin Yang shook his hand and said, "I didn't listen to serious things."

Qin Feng turned his head, squeezed his throat and said in a female voice: "Sister Wang, what should I do if I got pregnant by accident?"

Lin Yang frowned and sighed: "Hey!... everything"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter at the scene.

The teachers and leaders of Peking University under the stage couldn't laugh or cry when they heard this.

What the hell is this on stage?Why is my mind full of messy and unimaginable things.

Qin Feng said in a gentle voice: "It doesn't matter if you have an unwanted pregnancy. Please go to the Datieguzi Hospital and find Director Tong for a safe operation in 3 minutes.... (The female voice is changed) Are you delaying your work?... Don't delay your work. You will have the operation today. Go to work tomorrow, please remember, Director Tong, Big Iron Stick Hospital!"

Lin Yang said blankly: "It's so fun to listen to."

"Hahaha"

There was a wave of laughter, and everyone was amused by this incredible advertisement.

Qin Feng continued to broadcast: "Dear listeners and friends, next is our traffic safety traffic light time, welcome to listen to the traffic information sent by our reporter at the accident-prone scene"

Lin Yang nodded: "Real situation"

Qin Feng said loudly and quickly: "Dear audience friends, hello everyone, I am now at a crossroads, here is... when——!"

Lin Yang frightened: "Even the reporter was killed! It's too messy"

"Hahaha"

Crazy laughter broke out again.

Many people at the scene couldn't sit still with laughter, either lying on the back of the chair in front of them, or slumped in their own seats.

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said: "I'm sorry, the signal is lost, welcome to listen to the program in the studio, Sister Wang, what should I do if I got pregnant unexpectedly again?"

Lin Yang curled his lips: "Isn't it hurrying up?"

Qin Feng replied gently: "Didn't I tell you again, Director Tong, Datieguzi Hospital, 3 minutes of safe surgery... (female voice) Delay work?... Don't delay work, have surgery today, Go to work tomorrow, remember, Director Tong, Big Iron Stick Hospital"

Lin Yang: "OK"

"Hahaha"

The auditorium burst into laughter again.

At this time, both male and female students were laughing up to the sky, and there was no one sitting normally in the entire auditorium.

The people in the seats didn't have any sitting portraits, they were either lying forward, leaning back, or falling to the sides.

The people standing in the aisle and the doorway had no strength to stand up at all. Many people squatted on the ground and slapped their hands on the ground, laughing non-stop.

Everyone was laughing with tears in their noses and out of breath.

Except for those sticks and devils, of course.

They couldn't understand such a cross talk at all, and naturally they couldn't laugh.

The most important person talking about cross talk is Qin Feng, that is their life and death enemy, how could they laugh?

……

Qin Feng continued to broadcast: "Dear listeners and friends, next is the time for our local drama program. In this program, please listen to the clip of Hebei Bangzi's "Yuanmen Zhanzi""

Lin Yang gave a thumbs up: "That's good!"

Qin Feng put his airs on hold, flicked his sleeves and sang: "Dong dong, the big sky, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong dong, dong dong, dong dong, dong dong, dong dong, dong dong, dong dong, dong dong, dong dong, dong dong... Bangzi finished broadcasting... (female voice) Sister Wang, what should I do if I got pregnant unexpectedly again?"

Lin Yang sighed and raised his hand and pointed: "Hey! Don't you guys want to do something else?"

"Hahaha"

The laughter sounded like a storm, constantly impacting everyone's eardrums.

Qin Feng said with a bitter face: "Didn't I tell you three times! Big Iron Stick Hospital, find Director Tong, and have a safe operation in 3 minutes... (female voice) Delay work? What class are you going to!"

Lin Yang smiled: "Oh yes! I don't have that much time"

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out again, so loud that it was about to overturn the entire auditorium.

No matter whether it was at the scene or in front of the computer, everyone laughed so hard that they had no strength at all. Many people slumped on chairs or sofas, moaning weakly, their faces stiffened with laughter.

"I can't, I'm going to die if I keep laughing like this, please Qin Feng! Let's postpone the meeting!"

"This cross talk is so crazy, I have never seen such a funny one in my life"

"I'm completely on my knees, Qin Feng, you are so awesome"

"This is called cross talk, what a joy!"

……

Qin Feng looked at the audience who were already paralyzed from laughter, and he was also very happy.

This cross talk has come to an end, and so far, the show has been extremely successful.

Compared with the previous "You Have to Marry Me", today is undoubtedly a higher level.

Whether it's me or Lin Yang, this cross talk show is more fully prepared, has more stage experience, and naturally performs more perfectly.

If you score now, Qin Feng gives himself ninety points, but he can only give eighty points for the cross talk in "You Have to Marry Me".

The performances of himself and Lin Yang are getting better and better, and the cooperation is getting more and more tacit. After these two episodes of cross talk, Qin Feng has more confidence in the live performance at the end of the month.

He glanced at Lin Yang, and Lin Yang also knew that he had reached the final stage, his eyes were full of excitement, as long as he finished the rest of the story smoothly, today's work would be over perfectly.

……

Qin Feng helped the platform, looked at the audience and said:
"Dear listeners and friends, now is the time for love songs to touch you and me. Today I bring you "Comprehension" by the famous film and television singer Wu Fangfei. The songwriter of this song is Mr. Qin Feng, a famous young artist in our country. Come down and please enjoy the love song "Comprehension""

Lin Yang said with a broken smile: "Smelly shameless!"

"babble--!"

Everyone booed wildly in the audience, and countless people booed him in front of the computer.

Sister Fei was completely dumbfounded watching the live broadcast. Thinking of the Xihe Dagu version of "Freedom Like a Dream", Sister Fei had a feeling of wanting to escape.

Qin Feng picked up his fan again, and sang affectionately: "What a painful realization, you are my everything... Sister Wang, what should I do if I got pregnant unexpectedly again?"

Lin Yang opened his eyes wide and sighed: "Cough!"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "I can't help you this time."

Lin Yang asked with a smile: "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng poked his head forward: "I'm pregnant too."

Lin Yang laughed loudly and said, "Fuck you!"

After speaking, both of them took a step back, and then bowed to the audience together.

The show is over!

“Good! Awesome”

"It's wonderful, Qin Feng"

There was a roar of applause.

"clap clap"

The applause came to the stage with the overwhelming applause.

All the audience stood up and applauded Qin Feng and Lin Yang frantically.

"Qin Feng, you are amazing"

"It sounds so good, this is the best cross talk"

"Good job!"

……

After Qin Feng and Lin Yang bowed and enjoyed the audience's praise for a few seconds, they turned around and walked backstage.

Behind them was the sky full of cheers and applause, and of course the last boos of Bangzi and the Devil.

These Qin Feng and Lin Yang don't care at all, now is the time for them to enjoy success, and naturally they don't care about the tiny noise like mosquitoes.

The moment they stepped into the curtain, the two immediately clapped their hands excitedly.

This is really a perfect show!Both were extremely satisfied.

(End of this chapter)