The first monster in history

Chapter 71 The Pirate, the Bandit, The World of Thieves

"The erratic thief on the land said: You were born to get the most beautiful woman when you grow up, and then let me cheat your woman. This is what I should serve."

"The thief flying in the sky without a trace said: You shouldn't enjoy these wealth. I went to your house to steal it. It was to share the pears for you. You don't need to thank me, it can be regarded as serving the people."

"The thief on the sea said: what's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine. It's my job to rob your wealth and women, because we are your second uncle."

"Tuoba, the second-ranked king of thieves in the world, did not regret writing a good poem: Sleeping with your girlfriend in front of the bed, I suspect he stole your money. Raising my head, I dominate the world, and bowing my head, saddened by women. The name is: Thief Smile Rivers and lakes."

These four famous quotes come from the mind of thieves, the works of celebrities through the ages, written by the number one thief tens of billions of years ago, and the No. That one is as beautiful as flowers and jade, looks like a fairy, and amazes the world. She is also the only thief recognized by the imperial court in the past.

The world is divided into several eras, ancient, ancient, nameless, ancient, seven emperors, dynasty, prosperous age, until now Qianlong era, Taikoo 01-63596 BC, ancient 63610-156924 BC, nameless 156925-? ? ? , ancient times are estimated by archaeologists to be from 8635896-365989546, and then the seven emperors were named as the beginning of development period 365989546-73651943581, the Buddha Dynasty was established by Emperor Longxing and the abdication system was ended 73651943582-193652346856 There was a foolish king, so there was a rebellion, but in the end, the son of the foolish king succeeded in suppressing the rebellion. The Futu Dynasty continued to be passed down. The prosperous age 193652346857-269581627495, now has more than 1 million emperors. Tianjian astronomers call it Qianlong, 269581627496-269581627503.

The world of heaven and gods is like the earth, but the dynasty is only the epic and legendary Buddha dynasty. The emperor of this life is named Long Zhongyi [dui], and he is already 89 years old. HG has three thousand concubines, plus three thousand queens. However, there is only one son, and that is the son born to the current queen.It wasn't the queen's conspiracy, but the emperor was too hardworking and had little time to pamper *HG's crush, so he got a son in old age, and this son was named Long Jintu.

Long Jintu is 26 years old this year, he is the crown prince, and he is very talented at a young age.This is just a folklore. No one knows the real situation, because the prince seems to be an otaku, or his father is afraid that something will happen to his only son, so he is forbidden to leave the palace. Those rumors are all about eunuchs and maids in the palace. from.

At this moment, in Tianyuan City, one of the coastal cities of the Eastern Longmai Continent during the Buddha Dynasty, there is a man and a woman in the upper room of the UFO Inn Zhongtian. Jealousy and envy.

"The strange development of this world, is it your fault?" Luo Hu felt that he had come to the den of thieves, oh no, he was in the country of thieves, and felt uncomfortable.

"No, the last time I came here to relax was before the eighth reincarnation. At that time, this world was the era of plane merchants. I don't know how many universes are connected to this world. It's in chaos. At least it's worse than it is now. It will be a thousand times more chaotic." Ai Cheng said with lingering fear, and she muttered in her heart, "Last time, I was robbed by a female stinky hooligan, which left Miss Ben with no money to eat. The world of plane merchants is really terrible. .”

Luo Hu still doesn't believe it, but, forget it, at least this world is not bad except for being insecure like a woman. It's like going back to the ancient times of the earth. The air is fresh and there are all kinds of classical buildings. , very ancient Chinese flavor.

"Even if what you said is true, but people in this world just practice martial arts, and they also comprehend things like 'Tao' as a state, and even exaggerate to the point where they can travel freely and horizontally, across four continents and the north and south poles. There are legends about the ghost world and the fairy world, which means that they really exist. Damn, this is like another version of the earth. Apart from being inseparable from this planet, as long as you are strong, you can do whatever you want It's gone." Luo Hu and Ai Cheng have been in Heaven and God Kingdom for three days, Luo Hu has become an ordinary person again, and Ai Cheng is very adaptable, she seems to be born with the ability of a strong person in this world, she has everything she should have, Luo Hu He just asked her to stuff the history of this world into his mind, so Luo Hu could barely be considered a global expert.

"It's nothing to be surprised about. The universe is inherently strange. All kinds of universes will exist. It's just that you have too little experience, low knowledge content, and are just stupid." Aicheng always fights against Luo Hu, maybe because Luo Hu only looked for her when he needed it, and ignored her at other times, that's why he was in such a bad mood, and he was at odds with Luo Hu all day long.

"Then what should I do now! Well, I'll be with you. Anyway, for tens of thousands of years, I have forgotten the memory of my wife's relationship with my wife, so I will try to recall it with you. Go?" Luo Hu rarely had the mood to volunteer. With Love Orange, though, the idea is a little too much.

"Hmph, even if you treat me as your wife's stand-in, I'll go anyway. Miss Ben won't believe it. You really can't tolerate other women in your heart." Aicheng agreed immediately without the slightest hesitation, but there was The content of anger.

"Well, what is the first procedure for falling in love! Ah, by the way, it is to eat, but eating can also enhance the relationship between the two parties, and now it is almost noon, and I am a little hungry, let's go eat." Luo Hui thought about it. After thinking about it, I finally decided what to do, so without any hesitation, I took Ai Cheng's hand and went to eat together.

Ai Cheng didn't resist, and let Luo Hu pull her away, but her face was a little reddish, her heart was beating a little faster, and she was still a little uneasy.

I forgot to tell you that Aicheng is no longer a loli image, but a person who can make even the most lewd and incompetent man in the world stand up. There may be nosebleeds, and it is impossible to describe the perfect sister Yu in words.

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AM: The fourth episode is here, let’s be pleasantly surprised, hehe, it’s actually the style of a new work, but I want to hone it in advance before adapting it, and integrate it into the non-mainstream plot of [The First Demon in History] to practice. [I hope everyone will come to join us at that time.Note: Please throw the ticket in your hand now, and collect the book to read slowly. 】

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