The first monster in history

Chapter 72 The Alien Version of 'Hongmen Banquet', Have You Died?

"Brother, you heard that a beautiful woman came to our Tianyuan City today. I don't know if it's true. Have you seen it?" Chi Ke A asked Chi Ke B.

"Brother, I heard that she brought a servant with her and lived in this inn, so I brought you here for dinner, although he doesn't know why he raised the price of the food so high today, but , I don’t care if I can see beautiful women.” Chi Ke B looked a little anxious.

This kind of conversation has been asked many times by diners in the upper, middle and lower floors, and some people even asked the waiter to ask questions, until Luo Hui took Aicheng downstairs, the sound of eating in the entire inn suddenly became quieter many.Even the waiter didn't know that he was going to serve the food, but looked at them intently. No, it should be the diners, the waiter and the boss were all watching them holding hands, and there was a spark of jealousy in their eyes.

"Son, let me have a plate of beef with stir-fried vegetables, braised lion's head in brown sauce, baked pork ribs with Coca-Cola, fragrant osmanthus wing, phoenix swallow abalone wing belly, papaya stewed palace swallow..." I ordered more than 20 dishes, including homemade Side dishes accounted for one-third, and two-thirds were delicacies from mountains and seas. Luo Hu was purely pretending, even if four or five people came to eat so many dishes, they might not be able to finish them all.

"Monkey, what do you want? Do you want others to know that we have a lot of money?" Ai Cheng scolded through a thin veil. Monkey is the nickname she just thought of, but she increased the volume of the word money , isn't this a clear attempt to cause trouble?

The word money is very eye-catching in this world. No, some people's eyeballs started to roll around, thinking in their hearts, "Money, a lot of money, I'm going to send a sum this time."

But Luo Hu was not so easy to be fucked. He turned around, pulled Aicheng's other hand, and said softly to Aicheng with a confident smile, "As my woman, you should have flowers." It doesn’t matter how much money you have, I, Zhuge Kongming, have a lot of money, you have to remember it in the future, you man, I am not short of money, understand?”

"Yeah." Aicheng responded obediently, but the expression behind the veil was very angry. She said in her heart, "Dead pervert, eat my tofu and lend me to cross the bridge. Damn it. If I hadn't given you the bait Enter the whole book into your mind, where do you get money to pretend to be aggressive. After all, it’s still my money, I’m really mad at you, this soft-fed bastard.”

The knowledgeable thief said in astonishment, "Zhuge? Are they the descendants of Prince Thief? But don't they live in seclusion in the mountains and wild forests? Could it be that they were born! Impossible, maybe this guy is a fake."

They planned to wait and see, ordinary people looked a little strange, and seemed to be happier than seeing the current emperor.The expressions of the people and the thieves fell into Luo Hu's eyes. He smiled slightly, and continued to drag Aicheng down the stairs in a calm manner until he found an empty seat on the first floor and sat down, waiting for the food to be served.

The dishes came slowly one by one. Ai Cheng was about to lift the veil and start eating, but Luo Hu motioned her to slow down and let him taste it first. However, this guy seemed to be finding fault. As soon as the food was served, he added a mouthful of food and put it into his mouth, then shook his head and dropped the dish, and finally ate slowly, Ai Cheng could only stare blankly, speechless with anger.

"Ninth grade official Zuo Qiuhe of Tianyuan City pays homage to His Highness the Prince." A middle-aged man in official uniform bowed to them respectfully, and there were several yamen servants standing beside him. In fact, the magistrate just heard this. News, galloped over in a sedan chair.He didn't have the slightest doubt about Luo Hu, because there is only one family in the world whose surname is Zhuge. If it is later found to be false, it will be judged by the court. He is currently pointing to currying favor with this nominal descendant of the Immortal Pirate Prince.

At present, Luo Hu has dumped [-] or [-] dishes, and there are [-] or [-] dishes left. Unexpectedly, the county magistrate came here in person and showed such respect. Luo Hu immediately understood the reason. The seat next door said flatly, "Sit down when you come, my son, and give the magistrate a few signboard colors to try something new, and I will be responsible for this."

"Okay." The waiter who was tidying up the things on the ground at the side responded, and then went back to the kitchen to inform the waiter who served the dishes.

"Thank you, Lord, for the reward." Zuo Qiuhe knew that there was no need to be in a hurry, and that it was not good to disturb others while eating, so he just sat quietly in the next seat, waiting for Luo Hu and the veiled woman to finish their meal. Besides.

"Xiao Ai, it's alright, let's eat together." After the waiter brought several delicacies from mountains and seas, Luo Hu made a gesture of invitation, and handed her the untouched chopsticks as well.

For a while, the noisy noise of eating in the inn suddenly quieted down again, and they all turned their eyes to Aicheng, and Aicheng's original appearance of gnashing teeth immediately returned to the appearance of a lady, and slowly pulled up the pink veil, revealing the fairy Jealousy, the queen mother regrets that she cannot be born N years later with her peerless beauty.

"Didididi,," the sound of running water, and then "bang,,, bang." A certain woman couldn't stand the sound of jumping off the building, "Ah,, boom,,, uh." This is a certain man bleeding too much, When he was dizzy, he accidentally fell from upstairs, smashed the tables and chairs, and finally died, followed by "咻,,, 咚咚咚咚,, ah,, uh." A certain man went downstairs in a hurry, stepped on By the time the so-and-so guy drools, slips, rolls down the steps, hits his head, and dies.

"He Song, remember, go back and tell the young master, tell him to pay attention, don't look at the face of the princess, uh..." In the end, the county magistrate Zuo Qiuhe couldn't bear the burst of blood vessels and died, but the man named He Song The head catcher fell down after taking a few steps, and said before dying, "Master, I'm sorry, I'm not going well."

After a long time, the whole inn could only hear the sound of running water and the two of them eating, because seeing people who love orange faces, even women can't survive, just because this beauty is beyond description, Luo Hu didn't think it was strange at all , On the contrary, I figured it out a little bit, no matter how I look at it now, Lian Aicheng is fine, but he can't watch it for too long, otherwise, he will not go well, and he will lose too much blood and die.

"Don't you think they are too much? I'm not ugly, is it necessary?" Ai Cheng didn't seem to realize how perfect she was, no, it should be said that she had surpassed perfection.

"It's because you look so exciting. In a word, I can't describe your appearance. It's more perfect than perfect. When a woman sees it, she can't stand why there are such women in this world, so she kills herself. Let the men see, you have seen the end, the blood flowed so much that even those thieves who were regarded as masters couldn't suppress it with their internal strength, and finally died." Luo Hui looked at Ai Cheng and talked eloquently, with hands in his hands. The chopsticks continued to add food to the mouth.

"Then why don't you die? Just like a normal person, cut." Ai Cheng didn't think she was so beautiful, but when she changed back to her original appearance, Luo Hu took a look and immediately looked away, and then called She covered her face with a silk scarf before entering the city.Unexpectedly, the current miserable scene in the world made her feel that she was ugly, not beautiful. If Luo Hu hadn't explained it, she might really think that she looked terrible.

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AM: The first update, don't think too much, I'm afraid Shih Tzu will admit defeat if she really comes back to life. [Great, don't tell me, I haven't received a ticket recently, it's too sad.The collection rate is quite low, and I'm trying my best to shrink the non-mainstream plot, so please save face and accept this book. 】

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