The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 26 Have you been hired as a parent again?
As a steel hunk who'Wen Ke scolded the idiot at the line, and Wu Ke shot the idiot with a gun', Lang Qiao naturally wanted to go in and have a look.

She clicked on the attached video and saw a snow-white kitten stretching its pink and tender little pads and stepping on the milk. While stepping on it, it purred like a diesel engine. Lang Qiao's voice was heard. The heart of the straight man of steel is about to melt.

Lang Qiao: Ah, I'm dead!What kind of peerless cute thing is this fluffy little thing!
After watching a video, she still felt unsatisfied, so she unconsciously clicked on the next one, and then she couldn't get out at all.
If someone asked her what it was like to suck cats at this time, Lang Qiao would definitely answer without hesitation: All the cats in it are talents, and they meow very nicely, I really like it!
After watching nine videos in a row, Lang Qiao was completely overwhelmed, and then uncontrollably clicked into the QQ space of a certain African chieftain, wanting to see if there were any more, and then she saw .
[Lack of heart and eyes: A must-see for a hunk!Even sticking out your tongue is the shape of loving you! 】

[Mischievous eyes: ah ah Ah Wei came out to die! 】

[Lack of heart and eyes: Awei Mass Burial Mound!The ferocious beast roars, woo woo woo woo~]

She watched it in a row, and found that almost all his dynamics were all kinds of cute cats and cats.

Where the hell is QQ space, this is a large underground cat sucking place!
In this way, Lang Iron Man Joe suddenly opened the door to a new world, and disappeared forever on the road of sucking cats.

[I don't know what day it is in September, it's sunny.

Today, Lang Qing, who has been assigned to Xinzheku for 20 years as a professional brick mover, finally agreed to the widow's friend application. It was a small step for the widow to be a lackey, but it was a big step in her life, but she refused. The invitation to fight with the widow on the top of the university city this Sunday, and also caused the widow to be named by the old Cheng next door. The father-in-law Tian who killed a thousand knives not only did not do anything, but also made mud next to him, punishing him for the meat in the bowl at noon tomorrow Give it all to me!
In short, I am really happy today (a hammer)]

As soon as Ji Shao finished remembering today's grievances, he picked up his phone and swiped the QQ space. He didn't pay attention to this swiping, and suddenly found a red dot next to the visitor information in his space.

Ji Shaoyi smiled evilly, and muttered in his mouth: "Let me be Kangkang, who stays up in the middle of the night and secretly watches the QQ space of the handsome girl."

With a little paw, he saw a series of visitor information.

[Steel Concrete 23:01 I checked your talk.]

[Steel Concrete 23:10 I checked your talk.]

【Steel Concrete】

In short, a series of interview information can be seen, all of which are Lang Qing who he misses so much.

Seeing that Ji Shaoyi became poetic on the spot, opening "The Handsome Self-Cultivation" was another mess of scribbles, and the corners of his mouth were uncontrollably raised while writing: some straight girls said on the surface Rejecting my ugliness, secretly unable to resist the temptation of my handsome and charming personality, I sneaked into the space to see me in the dead of night, ah, my dear Lang Qing, what makes you love so humblely?Is it love?Is it the responsibility?Is it because Ben Shuai needs to be thinned twice before cutting his hair?

Seen so nakedly by her, Ji Shaoyi felt that his broken heart was revived, and at the same time felt that his Lang Qing even refused his invitation to the weekend volleyball match.

Since she is so caring, then he can't be scumbags of her good intentions!

Ji Shaoyi tapped his head with a pen, and immediately decided: In order to live up to Lang Qing's great love for the widow, the widow decided to start Plan B, even if it was a stalker, even if it was a sack, he had to get him to challenge on the weekend Race to the stage!

Come on, Ji Xiaokui, you can definitely do it!
After finishing writing, he even confidently drew a cheering gesture behind.

He wrote so hard that Tian Luo could hear the rustle of the pen rubbing against the paper even through the bed curtain, so he asked in a half-dream, "Why, boss? I'm starting to write tomorrow's review now? "

As soon as the self-criticism was mentioned, Ji Shao felt another toothache.

He casually responded to Tian Luo and told him to go back to sleep, and then silently clicked on WeChat, thinking that he would get to know Li Jinxi first, so that she could be mentally prepared if Lao Cheng wanted to call his parents.

In order to make Ms. Li Jinxi happily agree to cover for him, Ji Shao didn't say anything, and came up with a rainbow fart.

【Brother Ji Youyu: Mom, you are like the sunshine, warming me and bathing me; you are like the spring rain, nourishing me and irrigating me; you are like the RMB, nurturing me and comforting me. 】

[Ji Youyu's mother: Have you been hired as a parent again? 】

【Brother Ji Youyu:.】

[Brother Ji Youyu: You use this again to hurt people's self-esteem. Isn't it just that I have been invited by parents more than a billion times since I was a child?Are you using this spiritual 'again' to hurt my young heart? 】

[Ji Youyu's mother: Okay, then you have been hired as parents again? 】

Ji Shaoyi: "." That's fine, as long as you are happy.

[Brother Ji Youyu: You can't say that you are inviting the parents, but the counselor is going to talk to me tomorrow. If the negotiation is over, everything will be easy to talk about. If the negotiation fails, you may need to step in. 】

[Ji Youyu's mother: So what did you do this time?Did it blow up the school toilet or break the school crooked neck tree?Is it fried eggs on the teacher's car window in summer or is it the roasted sweet potatoes that set the classroom on fire in winter? 】

[Ji Youyu's mother: You can say it boldly, as long as it's not murder, arson, or crime, mother can accept it. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "." What the hell is the fried egg classroom and roasted sweet potato in the car window?Was Xiaoye so naive when he was a child?
[Brother Ji Youyu: It's not a big deal, it's just to get the female classmate QQ and accidentally hold a car king competition in it with all the members of Aite. 】

[Ji Youyu's mother: You are a dead gay, why do you want other female classmates to QQ?Do you know that you will be sentenced to prison if you engage in pornography in public in the Car Returning King Contest?When the time comes, the internet police will come to arrest you, so don't blame your mother for not stopping you. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "???" Ma'am, your wheel is on my face.

[Brother Ji Youyu: First, I’m not gay. Second, the car king competition is also known as the guessing car name contest. It’s not what you think. Finally, don’t you have a million points of curiosity about that female classmate? ? 】

[Ji Youyu's mother: As the mother of a little rascal, why haven't I seen such a big storm?What kind of little girl hasn't been coaxed?What's all the fuss about? 】

Ji Shaoyi: "." You are a hooligan, and your whole family are hooligans.

(End of this chapter)