The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 27 Season Tony Shaoyi
[Brother Ji Youyu: Let me tell you this, this female classmate is magical. From childhood to adulthood, everyone who has seen me, uncles and aunts, grandparents, uncles and aunts, younger brothers and sisters, come on From an 80-year-old woman down to a baby girl, there is no one who doesn't like me, but she is so obsessed with me that she even came to QQ space to peek at me when there was no one around. But she still refuses to admit it, do you think she has a little bit of mental illness? 】

Ji Shaoyi grew up with a lovable and troublesome face since he was a child, and he has excellent communication skills. At a young age, he is a well-known social butterfly in the community. Li Jinxi took him out to buy vegetables, and he could coax many stall owners. The kind with two onions.

Now that I think about it, Li Jinxi only thinks that the green onions given to them by the stall owner might be poisonous, and her son who had been kicked in the head by a donkey was poisoned so stupidly. After all, he is also a college student. nothing?

On the other side of the network cable, she silently rolled her eyes, splashing cold water without hesitation.

[Ji Youyu's mother: Everyone likes you, are you sure? 】

[Ji Youyu's mother: If I remember correctly, the convenience store at the entrance of our community still has a sign saying 'Ji Shaoyi and dogs not allowed', right?The poodle of the janitor is still chasing and biting you whenever he sees you, right?The neighbor's little sister ran away when she heard your name, right?Dogs chasing cats all day long, is this what you call liking? 】

[Brother Ji Youyu: Damn, am I just young and ignorant, am I giving my little friends a wave of Durex brand balloons?How could I have known that they would spread the word ten to ten, and eventually even the anti-pornography brigade would be alarmed?There is also the poodle, the hair is so long that it covers the eyes, I am afraid that it will hit a tree while walking, so I cut it the most fashionable non-mainstream bangs of the same style? 】

【Brother Ji Youyu: It’s just the first time I’ve been a Tony teacher. I feel that this profession is a bit too sacred. It’s so sacred that the more I cut it, the more I cut it. 】

Looking at his new hairstyle, the poodle pounced on Ji Shaoyi happily, then kissed and gnawed, and there were all kinds of dog language that he couldn't understand.

And Ji Shaoyi, who is extremely gifted in language, sensed its inner voice with his own thoughts, and he exhausted all his strength and the most beautiful vocabulary in the dog world, praising him crazily: Well cut!As expected of Ji Tony Shaoyi!

To be honest, if the janitor hadn't arrived in time, Ji Shaoyi felt that it could boast for another half an hour.

Of course, no matter how much the poodle 'likes' him, they are humans and dogs with different paths after all, and there is no shortage of rabies vaccinations that should be given.And since then, Ji Shaoyi went to school every morning with a small schoolbag on his back, and when he passed by the gate of the community, he could see the poodle like a fanatical little fan, baring his teeth and praising him wildly.

Once the gatekeeper forgot to put it on a dog leash, and it even chased Ji Shaoyi from the community to the school gate in one breath. While running, Ji Shaoyi taught him to follow stars rationally, and not to be like humans, just messing around at every turn. The set of illegitimate meals.

The poodle was finally taken back by the guard, and in Ji Shaoyi's heart, a great dream emerged from the ground.

That night, he threw his schoolbag in front of his parents and said to them like [-] million: I will not go to school from tomorrow. I want to be self-taught and become a great barber!I've already thought about my stage name, let's call it Tony·Ji.

And his parents have long been used to him getting angry every three days, being a demon once every five days, and doing what he should do after a barbell-like laughter. In my small schoolbag, I took the tailor's scissors that Li Jinxi used to cut cloth and went to the rivers and lakes.

He came under the flyover where the legendary talents of the Eight Routes gathered, put his small pink rice bowl on the ground, sat cross-legged on the ground, and began to beg for food. Oh no, he began to wait for business.

And next to him was sitting a disabled artist wandering over the bridge. He was wearing the coolest sunglasses and the tattered clothes. Crawling on the ground with both legs, the passers-by wiped away their tears, lamenting that it is not easy for the disabled to take care of children these days, and then the big guys discussed it and threw all the money into Ji Shaoyi's bowl.

Ji Shaoyi:? ? ?
Disabled brother:? ? ?
Before the group of people could leave, the old man with paralyzed legs was so angry that he stood up on the spot, kicked Ji Shaoyi's job and told him to leave.

Ji Shaoyi didn't expect that he would see the dangers of the Jianghu just as soon as he went out, and rolled away crying, hugging his bowl, thinking in his heart that he would cut his hair and practice medicine as a side job in the future. Isn't the old man with paralyzed legs so angry that he can walk upright?
He silently carried the bowl to Brother Foil's stall, but before he could put the bowl down, he was kicked over again.

Film Brother: Get out, you stepped on Lao Tzu's tempered film.

At this point, Ji Shaoyi completely understood that this bridge cannot accommodate him!

After bumping into walls all day, he could only return home in despair, and fate is sometimes so unpredictable——

As soon as he walked into the gate of the community, he bumped into the neighbor's little sister head-on. The little sister wore two shofar braids and wobbled as she walked, making Ji Shao's hands itchy immediately.

So he stretched out his hand to stop the person, with a very 'nuclear' professional smile on his face, and flicked solemnly: sister, do you long to be beautiful?Do you yearn for love?Do you want to have the same non-mainstream knife-cut bangs?Do you want to have the colorful long hair of Ice Crystal Butterfly Q·Zimengxue Yashangxue?
In short, after being fooled by him in a daze, the little sister became the first honorable guest in his life.

In order to create a high-quality service at the same level as a barber shop, Ji Shaoyi deliberately brought his own small raincoat when he went out.He led his little sister to sit on a stone bench in the lawn, and put a small raincoat on her body, and rolled up the sleeves to dry them.

The little sister only felt a flash of cold light before her eyes, and saw Ji Shaoyi pull out a pair of tailor's scissors from her schoolbag, which was longer than a butcher's knife, especially Ji Shaoyi was afraid that the scissors were not sharp enough, so he put the blade on Grinding on the stone bench
The piercing sound of sharpening the knife was particularly harsh in the little sister's ears, making her involuntarily think of the pig butcher at the gate of the vegetable market, and she herself was tied up by the raincoat, like a chopping board waiting to be slaughtered. pig
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