Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 10 Let me be a blowjob boy!

Fang Hua stared wide-eyed, staring stupidly at the immortals around the Ascension Platform.

This is not like what is said in ancient books!It is my business to say that the ascension is my business, so why are there so many bosses waiting for me... Moreover, I am still being held by a black-faced immortal.

"Lei Gong, for my sake, please forgive him for a while." Lu Dongbin unknowingly pulled out a salty pig's hand from his Taoist robe, and looked at Lei Gong with a righteous face. After all, the little comrade is his heir, if he is too embarrassing, He couldn't save face either.

"That's right, Brother Lei Gong. Although this kid's aptitude is mediocre, his words and deeds are really interesting. Why don't you let him go." Jiaomu Jiao stood up with a smile on his face.

"Well, what's the meaning of Brother Jiao's words?" Lei Gong, who has half a foot into a golden fairy like Jiaomu Jiao, has a bad temper and dare not offend easily, so he asked quickly.

Of course, the Eight Immortals and other immortals also looked at them.

It is normal for Lu Dongbin to stand up and intercede, after all, Comrade Xiao is his descendant.But when the Jiaomujiao stood up, it was a bit intriguing.

28 Under Zhang Hao's interference, Xingxiu and the Eight Immortals are temporarily out of harm's way, but the two have had a long-standing grievance, which cannot be resolved so easily.

Tieguai Li Weiwei took a step forward, if Jiaomu Jiao uttered wild words and insulted the Eight Immortals, he would definitely find his way back.

"Hahaha, everyone knows that I'm learning about Fengya recently. Although the Tianchen Realm can't be among the best in the lower realms of the Three Thousand Realms, there have been many immortals who dance with words and ink in the past. Since this kid is from there, why don't you let him come under my seat and be an immortal?" How about the flute boy?" Jiao Mujiao said, looking at Fang Hua with a slight smile.

Zhang Hao, who was watching the live broadcast, chuckled and spat out the fairy fruit in his mouth.

The little god general looked distressed, these fairy fruits are all high-quality goods, and they are not eaten at all on weekdays.How could the Emperor of Heaven be so wasteful?

Zhang Hao laughed out loud and couldn't stop at all... This damn Jiaomujiao is too wretched.

"I see." Lei Gong nodded, he did know about Jiaomu Jiao's recent arty affairs, he couldn't help but glance at Fang Hua, thinking that this kid is really lucky.

All the immortals also nodded one after another, with the same look in their eyes.

After ascending, most monks are lonely and need to practice step by step in the first layer of heaven.The hardships involved are a hundred times more difficult than those in the lower realm.

What kind of bullshit, a genius who is once in a thousand years, is a scumbag in the heaven.Demons, ghosts, beasts, and birds can kill these ascenders with a single fart.

For someone like Fang Hua who has just ascended to the top of the sky, he can be accepted as a flute boy by a big brother like Jiao Mujiao, which is a blessing in eight lifetimes.

Most of the immortals present have experienced these hardships, so they are very emotional.There are a few impatient earth immortals who want to replace Fang Hua as the flute boy.

Yes, most of them.

At least nine people present would not agree.

No.1, of course, is Fang Hua himself.

The little comrade understood the meaning of the "boy blowing the flute" in the Tianchen Realm...he wanted to refuse, but he didn't dare.

He clearly knew that no matter whether it was Lei Gong who held him in his hand, the one who made him a pipe flute boy, or that handsome guy with a virtuous demeanor, he could crush him to death with one finger.

Eight, naturally refers to the Eight Immortals.

Lu Dongbin said solemnly: "Brother Jiao, this child Fang Hua has received my inheritance, so he can go to today. If so, he should belong to my sect."

The Eight Immortals all nodded.

"That's wrong, Lu Chunyang. There are at least tens of millions of people in the three thousand lower realms who have obtained one and a half of your moves. Not to mention anything else, even in the lower heavens, you have many descendants. Why haven't you seen you taking care of them? Half a point. Now I think this kid is pleasing to the eye, so you jumped out to disrupt the situation. Could it be that you Eight Immortals don’t even pay attention to the Emperor of Heaven?” Jiao Mujiao smiled, his eyes fixed on Lu Dongbin, and he glanced at the sky from the corner of his eye .

Zhang Hao grinned lightly. He is well versed in workplace battles. The struggle between the Eight Immortals and the 28 Constellations can be regarded as healthy competition, and he will not interfere more.But Jiaomu Jiao is very smart.

As the only ascension person in 2000 years, Comrade Xiao knew that he would definitely pay attention.If the Eight Immortals uttered a rebellious word, it would be their own death.

Sure enough, Lu Dongbin was jealous and thoughtless, and was about to refute, but was stopped by a big belly fairy behind him.

This person has a big belly, and the fairy robe can't cover his belly at all, so it simply left open on both sides.Holding a cattail fan in his hand, he shook it slightly, and winked at Lu Dongbin.

Zhang Hao recognized this fat man, it was Han Zhongli who was ranked second among the Eight Immortals.

Lu Dongbin was taught by him when he became an immortal, so many times, in Lu Dongbin's place, Han Zhongli speaks better than his elder brother Tieguai Li.

"Hahaha, since Brother Chunyang has no objection, then this boy is my flute boy." Jiao Mujiao grinned loudly, even if the Eight Immortals hadn't said anything outrageous, he beat Lu Dongbin and the Eight Immortals in front of so many people. Face, that is also earned.

……

Zhang Hao watched this live broadcast very well, but in the end Jiaomujiao used himself to suppress the Eight Immortals, which made him a little uncomfortable.

A fox pretending to be a tiger is something he really hates.

He lowered his head and said to the little general: "Xiao Yu, do you think that little comrade is interesting?"

"Little comrade? Who is it?" The little god general was a little puzzled, but he was very smart. After asking this sentence, he understood, nodded and said: "Master Tiandi is talking about the ascendant, his talent It’s okay, it will definitely be good to get the spiritual energy of the heavens to cleanse the body and mind in the future. And now the heavens also reward the ascenders, and they won’t be so lonely and helpless like the ascenders before, and they won’t die easily.”

"...I didn't mean this." Zhang Hao looked confused. As the emperor of heaven, he was not interested in the trivial matters of those who ascended. "I'm asking you, do you want a younger brother?"

"Little brother?"

"It means follower. Your master is my follower, and you are your master's follower. So, do you want a follower of your own?" Zhang Hao understands the heart of children very well. The little god's eyes lit up.

"Master Heavenly Emperor, can I really have my own little brother?" The little god general has never been so excited for a moment, what a blessing it is to have a little brother!

As long as Master doesn't want to move, he has to do everything by himself.Especially when Master Tiandi was in retreat, the master stayed at home every day, and he knew that sitting in front of the window and looking at Uncle Lu He Auntie opposite, serving tea, pouring water, sweeping the floor and mopping the table, had to be done by himself at a young age.

"Of course." Zhang Hao showed a strange smile.

"I want it!!!" Little God jumped up excitedly.

ps: Everyone, don’t complain about the update... I used my mobile phone code on the train for this chapter.In order to encourage me, come to some recommendation tickets and rewards, okay?

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