Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 11 The little expert of knife insertion and the next general of rolling shutter - Xiaoyu!
Fang Hua refuses blowjob boy or something!
He is the most amazing genius in the Tianchen Realm for thousands of years, how could he be a flute boy for a monster who can't tell what it is... That's right, although the Jiaomujiao is arty, it has horns on its forehead and dragon scales on its body. In the eyes of the dignified human sword master, it is a monster!
Jiaomujiao was full of ambition, and didn't care about the little comrade's unwillingness and humiliation in his heart. After looking at the Eight Immortals arrogantly, he said to Lei Gong: "Brother Lei Gong, please leave this kid to me."

Lei Gong nodded, and handed Fang Hua to Jiaomu Jiao.

Jiao Mujiao just took a serious look at Fang Hua. He didn't expect that his qualifications were really good, even higher than the boy playing the piano under him, so he couldn't help but feel even more excited.

At this moment, there was a soft drink in the sky.

"Let go of that little comrade, no, let go of that Ascender!"

All the immortals looked up and saw a tall moon-white dragon horse coming from the sky.

The cute little god will lie on the dragon horse's back, tightly grasping its long fur with both hands, with a frightened expression on his face.

The tall moon white dragon horse was compared with the cute little god. The latter looked extremely small and exquisite, but no one present dared to ignore him.

Every rolling shutter general is a celebrity around the Emperor of Heaven.

Xiaoshen will be the next rolling shutter general, and he can be called a future celebrity.

"Little fish, what are you doing here?" The shutter general looked confused, isn't the little guy serving the Emperor of Heaven?Why did he run down privately? What if the Lord Heavenly Emperor comes back from Yaochi, then he must know that he slipped away!This month's salary, no, the salary will definitely be discounted... this little brat.

"Master, don't worry, the Emperor of Heaven knows about your sneaking."

With the first sentence of the little god general, he slashed the sword of the general rolling curtain!

Then he took advantage of the fact that the rolling shutter general hadn't reacted, and said the second sentence: "Uncle Jiaomujiao, can you hand over this little comrade to me? The Emperor of Heaven said that this little comrade is very destined to me. In the future All the work of cleaning the toilets of Tiandi Palace will be handed over to this little comrade. Pah, bah, why do I always call him little comrade! What the Lord Tiandi said is very interesting!"

Jiaomu Jiaoshou was also stabbed severely!

The Emperor of Heaven is No. 1 under the saints, the pinnacle of the Great Luo Jinxian, do you still need to do things like shit and pee yourself?
Of course not, there are no impurities in the body for a long time!
That being the case, where did the toilet come from!
Not to mention Daluo Jinxian, as long as he reaches the realm of heaven and immortals, as long as the immortals control them a little, they don't need to shit or pee, let alone take a bath and eat.

All the immortals present knew that the little god was bragging, but no one dared to stand up and refute!This little comrade, no, the Ascender really stepped on his luck, and was actually taken by the Emperor of Heaven.

General Rolling Curtain heaved a sigh of relief, since Lord Heavenly Emperor is interested in this Ascended Person, he will definitely not take his sneaking account to heart.Well, if there is no problem with the salary, the courtyard wall of He Xiangu's house can be replaced. I have long wanted to help He Xiangu repair the courtyard wall.

An official of the emperor's guard slightly frowned. The emperor of heaven has not summoned any fairies to serve him this month. Could it be that the emperor's taste has changed?It's time to ask the Queen Mother for instructions. Do you want to add a few beautiful men who are famous in the heavenly world to the sign of Lord Tiandi.

No immortal dared to stand up and refute, but one person made a silent protest.

"puff……"

Comrade Fang Hua finally couldn't hold back the aggrieved heart, and spurted out a mouthful of blood.

The strongest genius in the Tianchen Realm for thousands of years, when he was crossing the tribulation, he made Lei Jie terribly disfigured, and let thousands of monks see his ragged appearance.

Unexpectedly, when he entered the heaven, he would be caught by someone, just like a little chicken!
That's all, he was snatched by a monster and asked him to be a flute boy?Fuck, this is no joke!
Seeing that his fate was about to be decided, a brat popped up out of nowhere and wanted to let the gifted Juggernaut wash the toilet?Are you so shameless!
All kinds of emotions flooded into my heart, the little comrade was extremely aggrieved, not only his blood, but also his tears were scattered in the air.

"Hey, little comrade, why did you vomit blood?" The little god general looked confused, the little comrade was a follower bestowed upon him by the Emperor of Heaven, if something happened to him, where would he find such an interesting follower!
Thinking of this, the little god looked at Lei Gong aggrievedly, and said, "Uncle Lei Gong, did you break him? Who should wash the toilet of Lord Emperor that day!"

Lei Gong quickly waved his hand and said: "This has nothing to do with me. After he ascended, Lei Jie cleansed his body and mind, and his body is better than when he crossed the robbery. As for the injury from vomiting blood, you should ask Uncle Jiaomujiao."

Jiaomu Jiao really didn't expect that the pot could be thrown back on him, and he said a little aggrieved: "It doesn't matter to me, I just took over this kid from Lei Gong, and you are here, Xiaoyu."

The Eight Immortals laughed one after another, and the original grievances disappeared in an instant.

"Don't worry, little fish. This little guy should just be frightened." A white-haired old man walked out from the crowd.

When the immortals saw him appear, they stepped aside and respected him.

"Grandpa Anji Xianweng, you are here too." The little god general smiled.

Nanji Xianweng is the son of the sage Yuanshi Tianzun, and he is a teacher brother with the famous Twelve Golden Immortals.

Taiyi Tianzun, Guanyin Bodhisattva, and Manjusri Bodhisattva all have to call him "big brother", which shows how high his status is.With the relationship of the old man, in the second catastrophe of the gods, the Antarctic fairy did not make a move to show his fighting power, but with such a bullish old man, no one can match the old man, whether it is status or strength. , are quite good.

Zhang Hao was taken aback when he saw the Antarctic Immortal, he was familiar with this old man.On the earth, the Antarctic fairy is called the birthday star. In "The Legend of the White Snake", Bai Suzhen saved Xu Xian by stealing the Antarctic fairy's celestial grass.In this way, this old man, like Lu Dongbin, is a master who is unwilling to be lonely.Otherwise, how could these myths and legends spread to the lower realms?

Moreover, he has been reading the heavenly books these days, and he has long known the strength of the Antarctic fairy.This old man wears a small title of birthday star, but he is actually a great Luo Jinxian with profound cultivation.

"Well, I came secretly to watch the fun. I didn't expect to see you, so I came out to say hello to you." Nanji Xianweng smiled and touched Xiaoyu's head, only to see a golden light penetrate into Xiaoyu's body, The little fish grew a foot taller and turned into a ten-year-old boy.

"Thank you Xian Weng!" Before the little god general had time to react, the rolling shutter general clasped his hands together, thanking his apprentice.Being able to receive the blessing of the fairy, the strength of the little general will definitely be greatly improved.

……

Comrade Fang Hua was hung on the back of the dragon horse by the little god, and flew towards Jiuchongtian with an aggrieved expression on his face.

Among the crowd, Lu Dongbin shook his head slightly, he didn't even clean the toilet for the Emperor of Heaven!

PS: After taking the train for more than ten hours, I took a nap when I got home, and I just woke up to type, it was very hard!Starting tomorrow, it will basically be two shifts!

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