Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 12 Don't try to steal my magic toilet!

"Little comrade, you will be my follower from now on. Don't worry, as long as you are in the Emperor's Palace, no one will dare to bully you. Well, of course, except Lord Tiandi, Master, and me." The little god will pat his chest, so A little brother, he was very happy.

"Dare to ask, boss, how many people are there in Tiandi Palace?" Comrade Fang Hua has practiced for thousands of years, and has seen ups and downs.

The little god general was very satisfied with his attitude, and said with a smile: "Master Tiandi is supreme, ordinary people are not qualified to approach Tiandi Palace. Therefore, there are only four people in our Tiandi Palace now."

"..." The little comrade was speechless for a moment, he didn't know anything about the situation in the heavens.God, monster, what the hell is it? Well, the handsome Taoist priest I saw on the day of my ascension looked very friendly, and said that my swordsmanship was inherited from him. Why don't you ask him and hang out with him by the way.

Of course, the little comrade doesn't dare to run away in person now.

After all, at the beginning, the little god will ask the little comrade to be his little brother, and the little comrade will definitely refuse.

It's just that the little comrade dared to challenge the little general... The result is self-evident, the little comrade is completely afraid to act now, and is very docile.

The little comrade obediently followed behind the little god general, feeling in his heart that the heavens are so freaking perverted!Under the cute and cute appearance of Xiaoshenjiang, there are a hundred thousand of himself who are so powerful.

The job of the little comrade is the follower of the little god general.In addition, he is also a toilet cleaner for the Emperor of Heaven.

According to the little god general, it was because the Heavenly Emperor felt that the Heavenly Emperor's Palace without a toilet was not a complete Heavenly Emperor's Palace.

And a toilet without a cleaner is not a complete toilet.

It took half an hour for General Roller to build a resplendent and resplendent super five-star toilet in the corner of Tiandi Palace.

The bathtub, toilet, and jade are all ten thousand years old. Even if they don't need to be cleaned, they will be spotless.

"Little brother, this is the toilet of Tiandi Palace. You can only enter the toilet through the back door. After cleaning the toilet, you can play outside Tiandi Palace, or go to the backyard to chat with dragons and horses. There is only one thing to pay attention to, you cannot enter through the front door Inside the Heavenly Emperor Palace, otherwise the Heavenly Emperor gets angry, and you will only die, and even the boss, I can't save you." The little god will run away bouncing after giving the task to the little comrade.

The toilet built by the rolling shutter is very good. The front door is inside the Tiandi Palace, which is exclusive to the Emperor of Heaven.The back door is a door on the wall of Tiandi Palace, and other people can only enter the toilet from here.

Very high-end atmosphere.

Zhang Hao was very satisfied in his heart, the practice of the general rolling shutter completely highlighted his own style.For this reason, he pretended not to care about General Roller's slipping away.

Of course, he has no desire to go to the toilet at all... The immortals are right, the Emperor of Heaven doesn't need to go to the toilet at all.

Zhang Hao was still a little confused before, but now he has figured it out.This body belongs to the Emperor of Heaven, so even if he does not have the strength of the Da Luo Jinxian, he still has the body of the Da Luo Jinxian.

If you really want to fight with ordinary immortals, a buttock, a punch, or even an Optimus Prime can kill them instantly.

Cough cough, it is better to use Optimus Prime on the female fairy.

Although the little comrade dared not resist, he still found it difficult to accept the fact that he was a toilet cleaner.Unexpectedly, after he entered the toilet, he immediately changed his previous attitude.

"Damn it, is this really a toilet?" The little comrade looked confused. Inside the so-called toilet, spiritual energy came out, a hundred times stronger than the best spiritual veins in the Tianchen Realm... How dare he For sure, as long as he stays in the toilet for 100 years, his cultivation will increase a hundredfold.

The little god will be surprised to find out that after the little comrade enters the toilet, he starts to sleep, forget food, forget about food, think about it, and become fascinated... He stays in the toilet for no reason and refuses to come out.

The little comrade laughed secretly in his heart: When I succeed in cultivation, I will rule the world again, and when the time comes, I must take this toilet treasure away.Humph, these ignorant idiots!

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"Little fish, you said that little brother of yours stayed in the toilet and refused to come out? It's been a whole month?" Zhang Hao didn't take the little comrade to heart at all, and he didn't go to that toilet either.

For a month, he has been studying the heavenly scriptures, practicing the Dafa of devouring, and honing his acting skills by the way, hoping to win a best actor at the Peach Festival.No, get away with it!

Who knew that as soon as he walked out of the Emperor's Palace, he saw the little god general's aggrieved look.After inquiring, I heard about the little comrade.

"Yes, Lord Heavenly Emperor, is there something wrong with my little brother? I went into the toilet before and found nothing abnormal. Well, it's just that the smell inside is a bit unpleasant. Could it be that my little brother actually likes that smell?" Little Although the general is eccentric, he is somewhat helpless in the face of this kind of thing.

"Huh? I don't know about that either." Zhang Hao was also full of question marks, not understanding why the little comrade refused to come out.

As for the smell, he was quite aware of it.The little comrade ascended through the catastrophe and became a human immortal... If he wanted to stop shitting and peeing, he couldn't do it. Those smells must be coming from his body.

If it is really like what the little general said, the little comrade likes that smell, wouldn't it be a bit embarrassing to keep him in the Tiandi Palace?

Well, forget it, radish and cabbage have their own preferences.Even if the little comrade has a strong taste, there is nothing wrong with it, after all, he is the only one who has ascended in the past 2000 years.

Genius, all a bit eccentric!

"Then what should we do?" The little general was still a little worried.

"Tomorrow is the Peach Fair. How about this, you go and bring him out, and then let him follow you and accompany me to the Peach Fair."

Zhang Hao still likes the cute and cute little fish. In order to take care of the little fish, let's give the little comrade some benefits.

"Thank you Lord Heavenly Emperor, then I will go and force him out." After receiving Zhang Hao's instructions, the little god will no longer be confused in an instant.

"Well, remember to let him take a bath." Zhang Hao remembered the little comrade's hobbies, and couldn't help covering his nose.

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For a month, Comrade Fang Hua stayed in the toilet to hone his sword skills, and his progress was remarkable.

Moreover, the little comrade discovered many secrets.

For example, this toilet is actually an incredible magic weapon. With his current strength, even if it is a catastrophe, he can blow it up, but he can't leave any traces on the toilet.

For another example, after the toilet was built, no one came to use the toilet, which is really weird.

Squeak, the toilet door opened slowly.

"Little brother, the boss is here to take you out." The little god general smiled and looked at the little comrade.

The little comrade was thinking about something, when he heard this, he immediately hugged the toilet and shouted: "No, no one can separate me from the toilet!"

"Little brother, what's the matter with you? The Emperor of Heaven asked me to take you to the Peach Blossom Meeting, that is a supreme honor." The little god general looked confused, he couldn't be a stupid little brother.

"Bah, don't even try to lie to me with flat peaches. This toilet magic weapon must belong to me... If you snatch this treasure from me, I will definitely not let it go!" the little comrade roared hoarsely.

The little god will be heartbroken, the little brother is really stupid! ! ! ! !
(End of this chapter)