Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 13 The Roaring Dog whose real name is Qin Erha

The little comrade hugged the toilet and wept, shouting "Don't steal my toilet magic weapon", which is really ridiculous.

The little god will be very wronged, he finally found a younger brother, but he didn't expect to have a problem with his head.

After a long time, the little god general nodded heavily, and in an instant came behind Fang Hua, knocking him unconscious with a single punch.

After finishing all this, the little god will softly say: "Little brother, don't worry, the boss will not give up on you! I will let the master take a look at your problems later, if the master can't solve it, then I can go to the immortal Grandpa Weng. The Emperor of Heaven said that he would take me to the Peach Blossom Meeting tomorrow, and Grandpa Xian Weng must be there, so let him treat you when the time comes."

"Hahaha... Fuck, this shit is so funny!" Zhang Hao watched the live broadcast through Haotian Mirror, laughing until his stomach ached.

Zhang Hao is not as simple as the little god general. He guessed Fang Hua's thoughts completely. This guy must think that the speed of cultivation in the toilet is very fast, and he regards this thing as a magic weapon.It's just that Lord Tiandi is a little curious. Tiandi Palace is the place with the most aura in the entire heaven. Why do the little comrades think that the toilet is more aura than outside?

Hearing the words Pantaohui, Zhang Hao's calm heart once again hung up.

For more than a month, in addition to studying the heavenly scriptures hard, Zhang Hao practiced devouring Dafa by eating fairy fruits and drinking fairy wine, and his strength reached the level of a fairy.

Tianxian is the weakest existence among the 360 ​​five righteous gods... It still hurts to think about it.Fortunately, this body is still the body of a heavenly emperor, even if it is not weaker than a saint, if someone really finds out at that time, it will be fine to jump off the Nine Heavens with the Haotian Mirror in hand.

Let Zhang Hao learn from Monkey King and make trouble in the Heavenly Palace?He's not that stupid... It's important to save your life!
The Pantao Festival is the grandest festival in the heavens, held every 3000 years.Basically, 100 years before the start of each conference, Heavenly Court begins to prepare.

Even the Heavenly Emperor and the Queen Mother will appear at the Peach Blossom Meeting, which is enough to show the importance of the meeting.

Except for the five righteous gods of Tianting 360 and the famous Da Luo Jinxians, only a few Jinxians can participate.

This is also why Sun Wukong was not eligible to participate because he was Bi Mawen, even though he had a golden immortal cultivation base... It was not because of Tianting's deliberate intention.

There are hundreds of thousands of golden immortals under the gate of Lingshan, and the number of heavens has increased several times. If these guys all come to the Peach Blossom Conference, how can there be enough peaches?
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As for the little comrade, after being taught a lesson by the little god general, he underwent a major transformation of the knowledge of the heavens and fully understood the environment he was in.

The Emperor of Heaven is the most powerful existence in the Three Realms, and the handsome guy who passed on his swordsmanship to him is just a soy sauce character... And what makes him subvert his three views is that the aura around the Emperor's Palace is stronger than that in the toilet.

It turned out that the toilet that I regarded as a magic weapon was really just a toilet... The reason why the little comrade couldn't leave marks on the wall was because he was too weak!

The little comrade changed his mind and patted his chest to promise the little god general: "Boss, I will be your little brother in my future life, and I will be your little brother in death."

The little god will be satisfied.

Early in the morning, Zhang Hao took the three people from Tiandi Palace to Kunlun Mountain in a chariot driven by a phoenix and a dragon.

"Juanlian, take Xiaoyu and them to get acquainted. By the way, if the little comrade is disobedient, he will be thrown to Yichongtian after this time. Don't lose my face."

When he arrived near Yaochi, Zhang Hao asked General Shulin to stop the phoenix and dragon chariot, gave a few orders, and left alone.

The little comrade hid obediently in the corner, and trembled all over when he heard this... Now that he knew how awesome the identity of the Emperor of Heaven was, thinking of the stupid things he did before, he really felt a little teary.

General Rolling Curtain nodded, Lord Heavenly Emperor does this every time the Pantao Festival is held.Taking advantage of the fact that the Queen Mother is too busy to get away from her body, she teases the fairies of the Yaochi everywhere, which is really enviable!
Of course Zhang Hao didn't have this idea... He just felt that as the Emperor of Heaven, he naturally had to make his final appearance.If he appeared in Yaochi right now, wouldn't it appear that he was too low-quality?

Moreover, according to the records in the Heavenly Book, it seems that the former Emperor of Heaven would wander around the Kunlun Mountains every time there was a Peach Blossom Festival, wondering what the hell he was doing?Maybe there is some treasure in the mountain, he would secretly go to observe it every time the Peach Fair.

No matter what the reason is, anyway, if I go so early, it will definitely arouse everyone's suspicion.

Kunlun Mountain is the ancestor of Wanshan and the birthplace of Yuanshi Tianzun. There are countless treasures hidden in it, and there is no owner so far.

Except for a small part of the area where Yaochi is located, most of Kunlun Mountain belongs to the land of no man.There are quite a few high-cultivation Daluo Jinxian hiding in it, and their disciples will often come out for a walk.

Zhang Hao wandered casually and came to a canyon.

"Well, this place is full of spiritual energy. Could it be that some great immortal lives there?" Zhang Hao was stunned, and then used the invisibility technique and levitation technique to fly into the air to observe.

I saw that the whole canyon looks like a big tripod, and the trees and boulders in the center of the canyon form a "jade" character, which is very magical.

Zhang Hao manipulated his body into the canyon and wandered around.

"Woof, master, why are you free to come to Yuding Valley today?" A silly voice came from behind.

Zhang Hao turned his head and saw a huge husky chatting with a general.

"Fuck, huskies can become spirits too! No, they've become immortals." Zhang Hao couldn't help feeling a little bit pained, and he slowly flew to the side of huskies and the general to listen to their chat.

The god general turned his back to Zhang Hao, stretched out his hand and touched Erha's head, and said, "Oh my god, I picked you up in Yuding Valley back then, and thought you wouldn't grow up like this... I didn't expect, oh, count it Yes. The Peach Blossom Party today, the banquet hasn’t started yet, I’m here to pay my respects to the master, is he there?”

"Woof woof, the real person is out to travel. Master, flat peaches are delicious, take me to play later." Erha stuck out his tongue with his eyes wide open, and the saliva flowed out of his mouth.

"Well, I'll ask my aunt for a peach later, so you don't have to go to the Peach Fair. Also, you're the best man in heaven, work hard and don't use your power for personal gain." The god general treats Erha very well Yes, he patted its head again, and rode the clouds and fog to Yaochi.

As soon as Zhang Hao heard this, he understood it as soon as he turned his head.

The god will be the famous Erlang God, a fierce man who can fight with Monkey King for [-] rounds.Splitting the mountain to save the mother, flicking and beating the phoenix, punishing the eight monsters, and Meishan becoming a sworn brother, they have been the story's most powerful existence for the rest of their lives.

Even Daoist Yuding, who is the Twelve Golden Immortals, is no match for this apprentice now.

Erlang God made great contributions in the second catastrophe, and he could have been named a high official.Unexpectedly, this guy didn't want to be an official, so he declined the kindness of his uncle and aunt, and took [-] grass gods to Guanjiangkou in Yichongtian.

Xiao Tianquan looked at the back of Erlang Shen going away, his eyes were full of nostalgia and affection, and barked: "Wang Wang, goodbye master. I, Qin Erha, don't like the name Xiao Tiangou at all."

PS: I used both sets, hahaha!In addition, today is three more!

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