Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 14 The Queen Mother's Shameful Little Secret
Chapter 16

"Woof! I don't want to be this Bigouwen at all. If it weren't for the beautiful dogs of Tiangujian, I would have returned to Guanjiangkou to accompany the master!"

"Well, since today is the Peach Fair, Wang Quanding must have time to play with me, so I'll go to the Peach Garden to play with him."

After the roaring dog Qin Erha said a few words to himself, he also flew towards Yaochi through the clouds and fog.

Zhang Hao shook his head, originally thought there was something fun, but unexpectedly, he only found a Erha who was in love with the owner.

"Well, Master Yuding and Guangchengzi Avalokitesvara are both the twelve golden immortals. Logically speaking, their strength is definitely not that bad. Why has their reputation not been revealed, and even the records in the heavenly book are not detailed? Well, just talking about his jade statue. The power of the tripod is not inferior to that of the heaven-shattering seal and jade bottle."

Feeling bored, Zhang Hao came up with the idea of ​​Daoist Yuding.This old boy imitated the Antarctic fairy to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. If he was really as weak as the rumors, how could he teach the number one god of war in heaven like Erlang God.

Well, God Erlang split the mountain to save his mother before the third catastrophe.Even if the Heavenly Court and the Heavenly Emperor did not live up to their expectations at that time, the courage of Da Luo Jinxian, such as Da Luo Jinxian, dared to fight against the Heavenly Court.

Generally, a guy with courage has great strength.

The more Zhang Hao thought about it, the more reliable he felt. There were very few records about these Daluo Jinxians in the heavenly scriptures.If Master Yuding is a guy who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, then it is not bad to steal something from him.

Just as Zhang Hao was about to find the cave, a gate suddenly appeared in the center of the canyon.

The door opened with a creak, and two old men came out from inside.

One of the fat people was the barefoot fairy that Zhang Hao had seen before.

The other weird old man with disheveled hair and a disheveled beard was definitely the real Yuding.

"Ever since Yang Jian went to Guanjiangkou, you haven't seen him twice, why bother?" The barefoot immortal looked at Erlang Shen's distant figure and shook his head slightly.

"I don't have such a son, um, apprentice." Master Yuding shook his head again and again, "I cultivated him painstakingly, injected the Jade Cauldron into his body, made him the number one God of War, practiced eight or nine mystic arts, and released the three worlds masters. The Marshal didn’t do it, but I didn’t expect him to go to Guanjiangkou to be a god of hair.”

The Barefoot Immortal sighed, and said, "Actually, it's no wonder Yang Jian. He was brought up by you since he was a child, and he regards you as his master in his heart. It is indeed a good story to split the mountain to save his mother, but who would have thought that Master Yu Ding, the real man, is right?" It was his father, Yang Youhui. Anyone else would definitely not be able to withstand such a blow. Speaking of which, he is also a hard-working child."

Upon hearing this, Master Yuding's eyes darkened, and he said softly, "What can I do? Yao Ji is the sister of the Emperor of Heaven, and the Queen Mother will not let her marry an ordinary fairy. My cave is very close to Yaochi. Chosen by the Queen Mother."

"You are one of the Twelve Golden Immortals, and you have a very high status in the heavenly court. The Queen Mother thinks you are normal. Besides, Yao Ji and you are in love, it's not a fake... It's just that you deliberately imprisoned Yao Ji. It turns out that he is furious, which is the biggest problem in the current situation." The Barefoot Immortal sighed, expressing his helplessness.

"The Heavenly Emperor loves Yaoji, and everyone in the heavenly world knows it. The Queen Mother and I have done a little too much." The real Yuding said with a mournful face, "Why don't I regret it?"

"Don't be discouraged either. Yaoji and Yang Jian live in Guanjiangkou. If you have time, go and see them. Maybe they will forgive you." The Barefoot Immortal patted him on the shoulder and comforted him.

"How can it be so easy... In fact, we all know that Yao Ji likes Yang Youhui, not Yuding." When Master Yuding said this, tears flowed down his face, and the snot almost flowed into his mouth.

Crying to the point of being sad, Master Yuding stretched out his arms, wanting to hug the barefoot immortal in his arms and kill him.

Immediately, the barefoot fairy jumped up and ran away through the clouds and fog, shouting as he ran, "Yuding, I remembered that the Queen Mother still has something to tell me, so I have to hurry back. You must remember to come to the Pantao Festival."

Master Yuding hugged nothing, didn't care, just hugged a tree casually, and continued to remember his youth.

Zhang Hao was stunned as he listened on the sidelines, realizing that Daoist Yuding was Erlangshen's real father.

Yaoji didn't know which fairy she was bewitched by at the beginning, and she was very interested in the drama of fairy obsessed with mortals.Seeing that the situation was wrong, the sister-in-law, the Queen Mother, was afraid that she would lose face to the husband of the Emperor of Heaven, so she arranged for the real Yuding to incarnate as a mortal Yang Youhui and have a relationship with Yao Ji.

Unexpectedly, Yao Ji's deep-rooted regret for Yang You, really made the sky dim, the sun and the moon dim, and the two made a vow to each other, and gave birth to the Erlang God Yang Jian and his younger sister Yang Chan.

This matter was already perfect... Who would have thought that Yao Ji accidentally discovered the secret, and instantly exploded.What she loves is the handsome and stylish mortal Yang Youhui, not the scum of the real Yuding.

The queen mother was afraid that the matter would be exposed, so she imprisoned Yao Ji under Huashan Mountain.

Master Yuding put all the guilt towards his daughter-in-law Yaoji on his son.

Erlang God is worthy of being a born bull, and he is invincible along the way, even if he meets the monkey Monkey King who was raised by nature, he can fight to the death.

Then... Xiao Erlang embarked on the road of splitting the mountain to save his mother and conquer the world.

After Yao Ji came out of the mountain, she didn't expose her.

It's so hard to die, I don't know why this matter was discovered by Erlang Shen again.Xiao Erlang, who was born to be a master, was no longer willing to follow the path set up for him by the Queen Mother and his biological father, so he left for Guanjiangkou.

Once again, I was so lucky to die that tens of thousands of years had passed.But I don't know where the Emperor of Heaven got the news 3000 years ago, and since then he has fallen out with the Queen Mother.

"It's no wonder General Roller said that I didn't get along with the Queen Mother. That's what happened. After all, the Queen Mother did these things for the sake of the old man of the Emperor of Heaven. It's just that there were some complicated things between these few people, and it ended up like this." Zhang Hao He couldn't make up his mind, he didn't expect to hear such a big secret while wandering around.

"Heh heh heh, it turns out that there is such a story between the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother. No wonder the two of them haven't spoken much for 3000 years. The Queen Mother even ordered the Emperor's attendant to find so many concubines for the Emperor of Heaven."

"This secret is not even recorded in the heavenly scriptures. After I hear it today, as long as I know how to pretend, the queen mother will feel guilty, and I will definitely not find out. Hahaha, I am really a genius."

After a month of self-training, Zhang Hao is full of confidence in his acting skills.

Knowing this secret at this moment is equivalent to adding several buffs invisibly. As long as he makes a move, the queen mother will also have to kneel down and sing conquest.

Zhang Hao looked at the weeping real Yuding, but couldn't comfort him, so he turned his head and walked in the direction of Yaochi.

PS: I wrote it a bit messy last night and it has been revised.

(End of this chapter)