Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 15 Erha and Xiao Ding Ding (handsome, the third one!)

"I'm so happy tonight, yo yo yo yo yo yo, yo yo yo yo yo. I'm so happy, so happy, I'm so happy tonight."

Zhang Hao hummed a song with incomplete pentatonic, wandering around Kunlun Mountain with great interest.After knowing the little secret of the Queen Mother, he was very excited and wished to perform on stage immediately and conquer the audience.

But for the finale, Zhang Hao restrained his restless heart and continued to wander around: "I'm so lucky today, maybe I can pick up a few treasures when I walk around. Pantao will hear that there are many beauties, what Chang'e, Baihua Fairy, no Don't know if it will show up. Well, if they can dance "Little Apple", they are entitled to dance with me."

Kunlun Mountain is worthy of being the ancestor of all mountains. The terrain is extremely complicated. Zhang Hao lost his way on the way to Yaochi.

"Fuck, the Pantao meeting is about to start. If I get lost, how will I make my finale?" Zhang Hao looked confused, as if a hundred thousand Qin Erhas were running past in his heart.Hey, aren't there [-] mud horses?How did you become Qin Erha?
"Wow woof. Little Ding Ding, you only have a vacation every 3000 years. Why don't you go to the Tengu Prison to play together with your elder brother, and I will find you a wife. You must know that there are many beautiful dogs in the Tengu Prison, especially my one hundred Zero 89 wives, all of them are great."

Zhang Hao was in a daze when a slightly familiar voice reached his ears.

Damn it, can't you? !
Say Qin Erha, Qin Erha is here!
I saw a tall courtyard wall looming in the lush forest ahead, and Qin Erha's voice came from inside.

"Qin Erha said before that he went to the Pantao Garden to find Wang Quanding. It seems that this is the Pantao Garden." Zhang Hao let out a long breath, his heart was relieved at once, and the invisibility technique was activated, and he entered the Pantao Garden.

According to the Book of Heaven, there are 3000 peach trees in the Peach Garden, divided into three courtyards.There are 6000 plants in the front, the flowers and fruits are small, and they ripen once in 9000 years. People who eat them will become immortals and become immortals.There are [-] plants in the middle, which ripen once in [-] years. People who eat Xiaju will fly up and live forever.There are [-] plants in the back, with purple veins and fine cores, and they are ripe for [-] years. People who eat them can live as long as the world, and the sun and the moon are the same age.

Zhang Hao counted them specially, and the numbers did match.

It's just that the statement is a bit nonsense, even the lowest-level flat peaches can only be eaten by celestial beings in the 360 ​​Five Righteous Gods.If you change to other golden immortals, you are not eligible to enjoy them, let alone those ordinary people.

There is a stone table and two stone benches in the center of the front yard.

On one of the stone benches lay a huge husky, it was Qin Erha, the roaring dog.

On the other side, there is a colorful woodpecker, which should be the Wang Quanding that Qin Erha said.

Hearing Qin Erha's suggestion, Wang Quanding quickly refused: "Erha brother, I am a bird fairy, little Dingding, and I am not interested in your dog wives. Besides, I have worked hard for 3000 years, and I finally took a day off , just let me sleep well."

"Woof! How can you waste the good time. The peach garden is full of flat peaches. As a gardener, you can't eat a bite. This is like going to jail! Little Ding Ding, just listen to my advice and accompany me to the Tiangu prison to play." Play, then I will treat you to a flat peach." Qin Erha wagged his tail back and forth, his eyes were very sincere.

"Brother Erha, don't lie to me. I'm really not interested in your bitch dog. Although you are Bi Gouwen and in charge of Tiangou Supervisor, you are not qualified to participate in the Pantao Club. Where do you get the flat peaches for me to eat?" ..."Woodpecker Wang Quanding is the only horticulturist in Pantaoyuan. He takes a break every 3000 years and is busy all day long. He has never even eaten a bite of flat peach.Hearing what Qin Erha said, although he didn't believe it, he still couldn't help complaining.

"Little Dingding, don't you even believe my words? Are we still best friends?" Qin Erha was furious, "The master came to the flat peach meeting today, and he said that I would give me a flat peach. I was thinking Divide the flat peaches into ten portions, I will eat one portion for myself, give one portion to each of the eight wives I love the most, and leave the last portion to you, I never thought you would treat me like this."

"Brother Erha, I was wrong!"

Wang Quanding gave up instantly, and said excitedly: "I didn't say I won't go with you, but I haven't gone on vacation yet. Wait a little while, and Seven Fairies will come to pick flat peaches, and then I can take vacation."

"Woof, that's right!" Qin Erha happily called out twice.

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Zhang Hao lost interest in Gou Niao Brothers, shook his head and walked into Yaochi.

Naturally, the Pantao Society not only eats flat peaches, but also has all kinds of delicacies, delicacies, panaceas, poplar twigs, nectar, fairy wine and fine wines...Pantao is the main dish in the legend.This main dish must be fresh, and it will not be served until all the immortals are seated.

The Seven Fairies are coming to pick peaches, which means that the Peach Festival is about to begin.

When Zhang Hao came out of the Pantao Garden, he saw many immortals coming hand in hand.

Most of the immortals soar through the clouds and ride the fog, the males are immortal and the females are graceful, giving them a fairy air.

A few immortals appear to be very high-end, and these people are undoubtedly not Daluo Jinxian.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is sitting on the lotus throne, and the Dragon Girl and Red Boy are standing on both sides. The three of them are extremely eye-catching beauties, and they immediately attracted the attention of many people.

Zhen Yuanzi rode upside down on a five-colored cow, and his two disciples followed behind him through the clouds and fog.

The most popular ones are of course Sun Wukong who defeated Buddha and Erlang God Yang Jian. These two are the most powerful fighters in the younger generation of Tianting, and they are both handsome guys.

Especially Sun Wukong, who is not the shaggy-faced Lei Gongzui written in "Journey to the West" at all, except for the thick hair, he is simply a male god through and through.In particular, he has the bonus of the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, which can be large or small, and even faintly suppresses Erlang God, and it is just around the corner to become the number one male god in the heaven.

In the Yaochi, there are thousands of golden lights and red lights, thousands of auspicious qi spraying purple mist, bright clouds shining in the sky, and blue mist covering the mouth.

The entire fairyland is supported by several big pillars, and several red-bearded dragons with golden scales and shining sun are wrapped around the pillars; there are several long bridges in the pond, and red-crowned phoenixes hovering on the bridges are flying with colorful feathers.

All the immortals took their seats one after another.

The fairies came in from all directions and poured tea and wine for the immortals.They all went through layers of screening before being able to participate in the Peach Blossom Fair and get to know all the great immortals. If they are lucky enough to be favored by a certain great fairy at the conference, they will reach the sky in one step, fly up the branches and become phoenixes.

"Master Heavenly Emperor, why are you still watching the show here? The Queen Mother is waiting impatiently!" The general rolling the curtain appeared out of nowhere.

Zhang Hao tidied up his clothes, and finally it was his turn to make his debut.

"I'm not in a hurry, why is she in a hurry?"

After Zhang Hao knew the Queen Mother's little secret, he finally straightened up.

As long as they can survive the Peach Blossom Meeting safely, the Imperial Guard can get busy!What Daji, Chang'e, Baihua Fairy, hurry up and let my uncle...well, calm down!

PS: The third update is here, um, all the handsome people are in the third update.

(End of this chapter)