Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 17 The Most Beautiful Woman in Heaven——Chang'e
"Baihua, you dance really well." Wang Mulan was heart-warming and kind-hearted, and when she saw Fairy Baihua returned to her seat, she immediately clapped her hands and applauded.

"Tch, didn't you just take a look at it at all?" Fairy Baihua was a tsundere girl, she didn't show the Queen Mother any face at all, she decisively exposed it.

The few of them have known each other for too long, and it's harmless to joke around.

The Queen Mother smiled and said to Zhang Hao, "Your Majesty, did you agree to the Lingshan matter?"

"Which thing?" Zhang Hao was a little dazed when he saw the beautiful face of the Queen Mother. After asking, he remembered the matter of the Dragon Department of the Heavenly Department coming to the Heavenly Realm. He nodded and said, "Well, this catastrophe has not passed yet. Lingshan should preserve its strength. And I feel that this catastrophe is much stronger than the previous two. If we don't work together with Lingshan, we in Heaven may not be able to handle it."

"Huh? Your Majesty thinks so too?" The Queen Mother's eyes lit up. For 3000 years, His Majesty hasn't even spoken to her... He is addicted to wine and sex every day, and he has spoiled many fairies.

At first, the Queen Mother thought that the Emperor of Heaven was just fighting against her, so he would fool around with those fairies.She even personally set up the emperor's servant supervisor to make amends for the emperor's selection of fairies.

But after a long time, instead of turning back, the Heavenly Emperor intensified his efforts, and even stopped participating in the Peach Fair.The Queen Mother even thought that the Heavenly Emperor really forgot about the relationship between husband and wife, and was a little disheartened.

Unexpectedly, today, the Emperor of Heaven not only came to participate in the Peach Blossom Meeting, but also answered himself seriously.Could it be... He forgave himself?
"It's easy to see. In the first catastrophe, dozens of great Luo Jinxians fell, and even the ancient heavenly court was destroyed; although the second catastrophe was not as good as the first, it also made the whole The Heavenly Court was almost paralyzed, and the second Heavenly Emperor also fell... This catastrophe, Lingshan and we both want to resolve it, but how can the mere Golden Chanzi and Monkey King be resolved." Zhang Hao thought, not bragging Qian, who is so familiar with the Heavenly Book by himself, finally has a place to use it.

Sure enough, Nine Heavens Xuannv Baihua Fairy and others cast a gratified look at Zhang Hao.

It seems that the Emperor of Heaven, apart from being intoxicated with wine and sex, still has the important affairs of heaven in his heart.

"Your Majesty, Lingshan is very sincere this time. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is here, even Medicine Buddha is here." Queen Mother smiled, "I have to toast him, otherwise it will appear that we in heaven don't understand the general situation."

Zhang Hao nodded, Medicine Master Buddha has a noble status, but he is not as majestic as himself.Even if you come to heaven, you have to call yourself big brother.

Medicine Buddha, the head of the three sages of the East, is a very high-ranking boss in Lingshan. Compared with Guanyin Bodhisattva, he is even better than Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Lingshan rose during the second catastrophe, and dug out many of our golden immortals. But the emaciated camels are bigger than horses, and their family background is not as good as ours... It's just your majesty, you are so kind to help them take care of these jobs Baby?" Fairy Baihua was eccentric, neither big nor small when she spoke.

Zhang Hao smiled and said: "Golden immortals are indeed living treasures, and they are also the real mainstay in heaven. I was thinking that during the second catastrophe, Lingshan could deceive us a large group of Daluo Jinxians and golden immortals. Can we do the same this time?" Collect your bill."

"Pfft, Sister Xuannv, let me say that Your Majesty has no good intentions." Fairy Bai Hua chuckled and turned to look at Nine Heavens Xuannv.

Nine Heavens Profound Girl had no expression on her face, but her eyes were still full of resentment. She said softly: "That group of arhats is fine, but the Tianbu Dragons have been kept in the Tathagata Buddha Kingdom, and the brainwashing is very serious. I want to make them defect. Difficult."

"It's really hard, so I need the help of two fairies." Zhang Hao smiled happily. If he can get all these golden fairies, the five righteous gods in Tianting 360 must be full.

"How can I help?" Fairy Baihua was very curious about Kengling Mountain.

"It's very simple. Apart from the monks who practice Dahuanxi Chan on Lingshan Mountain, the other monks are the most particular about abstinence. There are many beautiful fairies under the sect of the two fairies..." Zhang Hao grinned lightly, especially those flower fairies under the sect of Fairy Baihua, With a charming aura, as long as the opponent breaks the precept, it is not easy to catch.

Nine Heavens Profound Girl nodded slightly, and immediately agreed.

"...This method is good, but I don't know if my daughters are willing." On the contrary, Fairy Baihua frowned slightly. She was born with a motherly brilliance, and she was not willing to push her daughters to those monks at all.

"It's not urgent, let's have a drink." Zhang Hao didn't force Baihua Fairy, there are countless female fairies in heaven, even without this group of flower fairies, there are fox fairies and other fairies.

Three rounds of wine.

The seven fairies walked into the Yaochi with a tray in their hands, and everyone's eyes were on the flat peaches.Only Zhang Hao looked at a woman not far away.

With a beautiful face, a small waist that can be easily grasped, towering mountains and mountains, and a little white rabbit in her arms, this is the dream lover of many people on earth.

That's right, this big beauty is Chang'e!

Chang'e was sitting in a corner not far away, but the female fairies beside her were a little far away from her, looking a little empty and lonely.

Zhang Hao also watched various Xianxia dramas when he was a child, and among these TV dramas and movies, Chang'e is always the number one beauty.

Her husband is Hou Yi, a hero who shoots the sun.

Marshal Zhu Bajie was kicked out of the mortal world for molesting her.

Such a beauty, anyone will be tempted.

"My heart is pounding, shit, I feel like first love." Zhang Hao yelled in his heart, this feeling is different from facing the Queen Mother.

To be honest, Zhang Hao thinks the Queen Mother is more beautiful than Chang'e.It's just that with the Queen Mother's status and cultivation level, no one dared to pay her attention.

As for Chang'e, she is young and beautiful and has no man.Well, the man Hou Yi died for tens of thousands of years or hundreds of thousands of years... Such a big Alma, who has not seen nectar for a long time, must be worthy of the title of the most beautiful woman in heaven.

The thing that tickles the fairies the most is that such a big Alcoa is still single up to now.It also makes many single male immortals full of desire to conquer.

As the saying goes, a wife is worse than a concubine, a concubine is worse than a thief, and stealing is worse than not being able to steal.

Zhu Bajie, the former Marshal of the Canopy, said that whoever can conquer Chang'e will be the most successful man in the Heavenly Court except for the Emperor of Heaven.

"I feel that the former Heavenly Emperor was also interested in Chang'e, otherwise how could he punish Zhu Bajie so severely. The matter of learning scriptures is a formality, and he can send anyone to it." Zhang Hao felt very itchy in his heart, secretly thinking that the former Heavenly Emperor was an old pervert.

Fortunately, the old pervert did not succeed in getting his hands on Chang'e, otherwise wouldn't he be eating leftovers?For a girl like Chang'e, it's only fun to conquer her by herself.

"Your Majesty, what are you looking at?" The Queen Mother's voice sounded in Zhang Hao's ear, with a trace of cold breath.

PS: I went to the hospital for another day, another chapter.Let's postpone the third watch until today...

(End of this chapter)