Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 18 Pantao, Pantao

"Well, the weather is pretty good today." Zhang Hao chuckled twice, abruptly changed the subject, and took his gaze away from Chang'e's chest.

The Queen Mother is obviously jealous. It's so unscientific and weird.

From the first day Zhang Hao came to Heaven, he knew that the Queen Mother specially asked the emperor's guard to select outstanding talents from thousands of fairies in order to pick up girls for the former emperor.Logically speaking, the Queen Mother doesn't care at all whether the Emperor of Heaven likes other women or not. There should be only the name of husband and wife between the two, and there is no extended relationship. What's going on with this script now?Could it be that the queen mother tried her best to find a concubine for the emperor in order to make amends to the emperor.

Damn, when you think about it this way...the queen mother has such a big heart!
Zhang Hao looked at the Queen Mother, and really found that her eyes were full of resentment, he quickly smiled at her, and raised his glass to invite her to drink with her.

"Let me go, it seems that the Queen Mother has a deep-rooted love for the former Emperor of Heaven, and she even found countless concubines for the Emperor of Heaven in order to let the Emperor of Heaven forgive her." Zhang Hao sighed in his heart, the most noble and beautiful woman in the Three Realms was actually an ordinary little woman.

It's a pity that the object of this woman's deep-rooted love is the former Emperor of Heaven, not herself.

Zhang Hao sighed, he probably understood the reason for the Queen Mother's resentment.

I am afraid that in the heart of the Queen Mother, there are few women who can compare with her, let alone steal the heart of the Emperor of Heaven, even if they are sent to the Emperor of Heaven's bed, they will not be afraid.

But Chang'e is not necessarily the best. If she has a hot fight with the Emperor of Heaven, she will not have her share in the future.

Zhang Hao wanted to understand the truth, and smiled even more heartily.

The queen mother loves the former emperor deeply, and I still keep a little distance from her... After all, Brother Hao, the prodigal son, if he wants to conquer women, he must first conquer their hearts.

Well, Nine Heavens Xuannv Baihua Fairy Guanyin and sisters are a bit too powerful, so don't make up your mind.

Especially the Nine Heavens Profound Girl, maybe the previous Heavenly Emperors have fucked her before.What the hell, Brother Hao never eats leftovers.

The best target is still Sister Chang'e, the number one beauty in heaven.

"Master Heavenly Emperor, please enjoy the flat peaches." The little comrade held a tray and placed some of the best flat peaches in front of Zhang Hao.His eyes lit up, and he couldn't help swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva.

Seeing the appearance of the little comrade, Zhang Hao couldn't help but said, "Want to eat?"

The little comrade nodded quickly, then woke up suddenly, and shook his head hastily.

The Peach Festival is the most important event in the heavens, and the immortals who came to this meeting can basically collapse themselves by farting.

Even those fairies who are in charge of carrying the plates and delivering the wine are stronger than themselves.

Oh, what a blow.

Ever since I went to heaven, I feel always full of malice.

As for this flat peach, how could he dare to expect extravagantly... If the snake's heart is not enough to swallow the elephant, and he is disgusted by the Emperor of Heaven, then it is not worth it.

"If you want to eat, you want to eat. If you don't want to eat, you don't want to eat. Why are you nodding and shaking your head?" Zhang Hao rolled his eyes. This little comrade is actually quite pitiful when he thinks about it.

Especially at the time of crossing the catastrophe, it was almost spoiled by the immortals.

"I don't want to eat, I don't want to eat, I don't want to eat! Gudong..." The little comrade said three times in a row, and said important words three times!

But after he finished speaking, he gulped again.

"Pfft, Your Majesty, this little guy is a bit interesting, why don't you give him a flat peach." Fairy Bai Hua was indeed a great fairy with her own maternal glory, and she was the first to express her sympathy for the little comrade.

"He is the only ascendant in 2000 years? Well, the aptitude is not bad." Nine Heavens Profound Girl nodded slightly, but did not talk about the flat peach.

"Okay, okay, I've heard about this child from the curtain before. Since he's from the Heavenly Emperor Palace, I'll go to the Seven Fairies later and get a 3000-year-old flat peach. By the way, the curtain and the little fish are also separated from each other. Get a flat peach that suits you." The queen mother smiled very charmingly, giving Zhang Hao enough face in front of the immortals.

Zhang Hao nodded, glanced at the little comrade, and said, "Thank you, Queen Mother?"

The little comrade was a little dazed, and it took him a while to react. He was overjoyed and knelt down on the ground: "Thank you, Lord Heaven, thank you, Queen Mother, and thank you all great immortals."

After thanking him, the little comrade jumped up and down in front of the Seven Fairies.She licked her face and said with a smile: "Sister Fairy, the Queen Mother asked me to bring a flat peach."

The rolling shutter general and the little god general also got the news, and they also received the flat peaches.

The little god cultivated the earth immortal, and the flat peaches he received were 3000 years old, just like the little comrades.

The flat peaches of the rolling shutter are 6000 years old.His current cultivation base is at the peak of the Celestial Immortal, and with this flat peach, he can be promoted to the Golden Immortal within easy reach.

When I become a golden fairy, I don't know if He Xiangu is willing to spend time with me?
Many of the Great Immortal's followers looked at the three of them enviously, gulping their saliva.

Especially a young disciple beside Jiaomu Jiao looked at the little comrade, his teeth itching with anger.

He is Jiaomujiao's flute boy.

Originally, the little comrade's fate would be the same as his, but he never thought that the little comrade would be favored by the Emperor of Heaven, and he would go to the Emperor's Palace to clean the toilet...and so on.

Even if the little comrade didn't know him, the connection between the two made the flute boy very angry!
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Zhang Hao looked at the top 9000-year flat peach in front of him, and he was very excited. .
"Grandma, with this flat peach, I can be directly promoted to the Golden Immortal. And with the incredible magic of devouring Dafa, I can almost beat the Golden Immortal invincible."

"But I can't just eat it casually. What should I do if this flat peach has any side effects?"

Zhang Hao's heart was full of thoughts, it was not because he was worrying unfoundedly.

Because he noticed that the flat peaches in the hands of the three people in Tiandi Palace were different.Logically speaking, the flat peaches of the three should be the same.

Taking a step back, the status of a young comrade is not high, and it doesn't matter if he almost gets it.But the little god will be the next rolling shutter general, how could he be like the little comrade.

Such a result can only show that... a guy with a low cultivation base cannot afford high-standard flat peaches.If you eat it casually, it will kill you like taking tonic.

"Your Majesty, is there anything wrong with this flat peach?" The queen mother asked curiously when she found out that Zhang Hao hadn't eaten the flat peach.

"Uh, the flat peaches are fine, the moisture and color are very good." Zhang Hao quickly replied.

"Then why doesn't Your Majesty eat it?" The Queen Mother was even more curious. Why is Your Majesty acting weird today, but she couldn't tell where it was strange.

Zhang Hao said inwardly that it was not good, if it was really what he thought, then if there was a problem with eating flat peaches on the spot, he would be exposed.

If you don't eat it, the Queen Mother and other immortals will also be curious and even suspicious.

what can we do about it?His mind was racing.

Suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and said with a smile: "Before coming to Yaochi, I went to Jade Cauldron Valley. I saw a ten-thousand-year vermilion fruit there, and I ate it. I'm not hungry yet."

(End of this chapter)