Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 3 is pretending for the first time, and I am not very proficient.

"Cripple, do you think our Baihu Qisu is afraid of you?" Lou Jingou stood up with a ferocious face. He and Kuimu Langwei Tuzhi belonged to the same Baihu Qisu. When he saw Tieguai Li threatening his brother, he immediately wanted to Fight against injustice.

"Hey, we Eight Immortals are never afraid of group fights." The fat Han Zhongli holding a cattail fan smiled contemptuously, "The seven of you unite to summon the white tiger beast. Brother Tie and I can deal with you."

Lou Jingou suddenly misfired, and looked at Han Zhongli fiercely.

This fat man ranks second among the Eight Immortals, his combat power is similar to that of Tieguai Li, and the two are the best friends, having practiced together for countless years.Even if the white tiger's seven constellations merged into one and summoned the white tiger beast, it might not be a match for these two.

"Fighting in groups, is it possible that our 28 Constellations are still afraid of you Eight Immortals?" At this time, a middle-aged man came out. He had a handsome face and a dragon horn growing on his forehead.

Of the 28 constellations, Qinglong, Suzaku and White Tiger Xuanwu each occupy seven constellations.The combination of the seven constellations can summon the four great beasts.

Qinglong is the head of the four great beasts, and Jiaomujiao, as the head of the Qinglong's seven constellations, is naturally the head of the 28 constellations.As soon as he opened his mouth, the Eight Immortals became a little timid.

The four great beasts have always been ambivalent, and often fight each other, but once bullied by outsiders, they immediately start to form a group.Tieguai Li and Han Zhongli were able to deal with Baihu, but the rest of them combined could at most draw with Qinglong.

If Suzaku and Xuanwu go together, the Eight Immortals will definitely lose miserably.

"Are you trying to make trouble?!" Zhang Guolao, who was riding a donkey upside down, picked up the gourd and took a sip of wine, looked at Kui Mulang and said, "Little wolf, your younger generation is a demon in the lower realm. Lord Tiandi knows, it must be hard for you. Although Dong Bin is a bit ruthless, it is for your own good, right?"

Zhang Guolao has always been fooling around, it's fine if he doesn't speak, but when he speaks, it's easy to arouse hatred.

Hearing this, Kui Mulang became furious, and pointed at Zhang Guolao's nose and cursed: "Donkey rider, get out of here. Even if the Emperor of Heaven comes here, I will not be afraid. At worst, I will confront Lu Dongbin on the spot." .”

What Kui Mulang said was full of confidence, and Zhang Guolao couldn't say it anymore.

28 Xingxiu and the Eight Immortals have always been at odds, this time Lu Dongbin beheaded Kui Mulang's great-grandson with a sword, which completely ignited the fighting spirit of both sides.

The two sides are at war, and it seems that there is a real tendency to fight.

"My lord is here!"

At this moment, Luan drove the dragon chariot to stop on the top of Baxianju.

28 Xingxiu and the Eight Immortals bowed and bowed, calling out "see Heavenly Emperor", with different expressions on their faces.

Zhang Hao curled his lips, there are quite a lot of women in these 28 constellations, and they all look like savages.

Well, now is not the time to worry about this, he said: "Why are you fighting? Are you free and have nothing to do?"

The Eight Immortals and 28 Xingxiu just stood up straight, and when they heard this, they immediately bowed down again.

Especially Kui Mulang and Lu Dongbin fell to their knees with a puff, and said in unison: "My lord, the Emperor of Heaven, please make the decision."

"Oh, let's listen to it." Zhang Hao was already idle, so he finally listened to the gossip of the gods, so he naturally wouldn't let it go.

Kui Mulang suddenly felt reliant, and tearfully accused Lu Dongbin, telling the whole thing.

It turned out that when Kui Mulang was performing official duties in the lower realm, he fell in love with a mortal woman.Relying on his immortal ability, he naturally settled the opponent in minutes, leaving behind his blood by the way.

When it came to his great-grandson's generation, that kid was indeed quite a dandy. Relying on the blood of Kui Mulang in his body, he occupied the top of the mountain and became a monster, and his momentum was quite powerful.

Let's call that kid Kui Musun.

Many decent people came to eliminate the demon in an endless stream, and one of them was a female Taoist priest.This kid Kui Musun did not inherit the excellent blood of his ancestors, but he was even better at picking up girls, so he took the female Taoist priest into his room.

Lu Dongbin was traveling in the lower world, happened to come across this thing, and wiped it out with a single blow of his sword.

"My great-grandson is not qualified enough to stay in the fairy world, and there is nothing I can do to become a demon in the lower realm. He and the female Taoist priest are in love with each other. What's in the way of Lu Dongbin? Why did he want to kill my great-grandson with a sword? Not even the soul left behind." Kui Mulang squeezed for a long time, but couldn't cry out after all, but his eyes were red, which could also show that he was very distressed.

"Oh? What do you say?" Zhang Hao looked up at Lu Dongbin noncommittally.

Although Zhang Hao is a well-known prodigal son on the earth, he has an extraordinary background anyway.Father is a well-known businessman, he has naturally learned some skills of manipulating people, and he will not draw conclusions lightly.

Lv Dongbin has a fluttering beard and is extremely handsome. He is the most popular old bacon on the earth now, and he has a fairy air on his body, which is unmatched by others. No wonder he can deceive such a beautiful imperial sister He Xiangu.

He stood tall and tall, and said in a loud voice: "Return to the Emperor of Heaven, what Kui Mulang said is true. However, the little girl is not willing to submit to Kui Muye, but because Kui Muye used the evil spirit technique, I was moved to kill. "

"Lv Dongbin practiced Taoism for [-] years, and he became an immortal after slaying a dragon with one sword. He always draws his sword to help when the road is injustice. Whether it is the blood of Kui Mulang or the blood of the Eight Immortals, as long as it is a disaster for the world, I will kill demons." Exorcism."

After Lu Dongbin finished speaking, he stood beside He Xiangu, waiting for Zhang Hao's disposal.

28 XingXiu also remained motionless. Although they are righteous gods, they are also the lowest-ranking righteous gods.

Zhang Hao nodded slightly, it turned out that Kui Musun's name was Kui Muye!

Having said that, everyone knows that Lu Dongbin is a disciple of Taoism, and there is no need to verify it at all.Moreover, the righteous words he said, it seems that Kui Muye is indeed a treacherous and evil person.

It is very easy for Zhang Hao to deal with such a trivial matter, he said casually: "You all stick to your own opinions, I am not good at judging. How about this, Rolling shutter, you go and call the Riyoushen, and ask what happened at that time. "

General Rolling Curtain did not move, but stood up from the Luan-riding Dragon Chariot, hesitated for a long time before opening his mouth and said, "Returning to Lord Tiandi, the God of Day Tour has been vacant for 300 years, and God of Night Tour has always been taking over. This matter, I told you 200 years ago."

Fuck!The day travel gods are gone!Zhang Hao suddenly felt that the dog was beeping, so he nodded and said, "Oh...then call the God of Night Tour."

"Yeyoushen has been on duty for a month in a row, and asked for leave yesterday." General Shulin is a know-it-all in the heavens, and he knows all these little things clearly.

"Wow...forget it, it's not a big deal anyway. Well, Kui Mulang, you go to the underworld to see if your great-grandson's soul is still there, and if so, bring it to heaven. Seek a position in the fifth heaven below."

Zhang Hao waved his hand casually, it is so troublesome to deal with such a trivial matter, it is simply too disgraceful of his role as the emperor of heaven.

"Thank you, Lord Heavenly Emperor." Kui Mulang's face was full of joy. The great-grandson descended to become a demon because of lack of qualifications. If he can return to the heaven, the matter of Lu Dongbin will become nothing.

Zhang Hao sat on the dragon chariot, and said in an inexplicable tone: "You are all my most trusted gods, don't make a big fuss over these trivial matters. By the way, if your great-grandson dares to do anything wrong in the sky, then he will really be out of his wits." gone."

All the gods kowtowed quickly.

On the way back to Lingxiao Palace, Zhang Hao's face was full of smiles. These gods who used to be high above were like younger brothers in front of him. It was really cool to pretend.

But for the first time, I'm still a little unskilled in pretending to be aggressive, so I can practice more in the future.

(End of this chapter)