Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 4 The Peach Club, obediently let the Emperor of Heaven favor you!
Zhang Hao was quite satisfied with his first act of pretending.

As the saying goes, gods fight and mortals suffer.As an ordinary mortal like him, he resolved the fight between several gods in an understatement, and he really felt that he was blown away!Well, give him a lever, and he can lift the sky.

Before Luan drove the dragon chariot to the Heavenly Court Palace, Zhang Hao found a fat man standing in front of the palace gate, chatting with the little general from time to time.

Zhang Hao's eyes and ears are clear now, which is completely a gift from Tianshu.

But the fat man in front of him looked familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before, he couldn't help muttering: "Who is this fat man, he looks so familiar."

While driving, General Rolling Curtain put his mind on serving the Emperor of Heaven, and when he heard this, he immediately replied: "Haha, Lord Tiandi is so forgetful, it's only been 300 years since a court meeting was held, and even the Barefoot Immortal doesn't recognize him. "

As a popular person in front of the Emperor of Heaven, as soon as the words came out, General Shulin knew his mistake in an instant, and hurriedly remedied: "Hey, it's right to say that the barefoot immortal is two times fatter than he was 300 years ago. The Emperor of Heaven It’s okay for adults not to recognize him. This time he came here, probably for the Pantao Conference, and the year 3000 will be here in a blink of an eye.”

"It turned out to be this fat man." Zhang Yi nodded secretly. Before he read the heavenly scriptures, he read about the introduction of the 360 ​​five righteous gods. A low-level righteous god like Xingxiu is so easy to fool.

He was thinking a lot in his mind, but he said in his mouth: "Peach Festival, it will be here in 3000 years."

General Rolling Curtain turned his head and nodded when he saw Lord Tiandi's serious expression.The Heavenly Emperor and the Queen Mother have been at odds for so many years, and I don't know if they can reconcile this time at the Peach Fair.

The Luan drives the dragon chariot to stop in front of the Tiandi Palace, and the little god will accompany the general rolling to place the dragon and phoenix behind.

The Barefoot Immortal rushed over to greet him. Unlike what Zhang Hao thought, he didn't notice the problem with the Emperor of Heaven at all. He cupped his hands and said, "Emperor Heaven, the Pan Peach Fair will be held soon. In the previous Pan Peach Fairs, the Queen Mother prepared the banquet, and the participants were all decided by the Emperor of Heaven. Let's see, which fairy families do we need to invite to the Pantao Fair?"

aha?I will decide who will participate in the Peach Fair?
Is there a problem?no problem!
I am the Emperor of Heaven!
Zhang Hao was overjoyed, but his face was very calm, and said: "I see. Barefoot, most of the past Peach Fairs were organized by you as an assistant to the Queen Mother, and the fairy families participating in the Peach Fair are almost the same, you just need to look at the invitation."

At this moment, he remembered the content about the barefoot immortal in the book of heaven, but he didn't talk nonsense.

The Barefoot Immortal nodded and said, "Barefoot respects the decree of the Emperor of Heaven. However, there is still one matter that needs to be decided by the Emperor of Heaven. Although the three brothers Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing were conferred Buddhahood by Tathagata, they never went to Lingjiu Mountain, but stayed in the Heavenly Court , Do you want to save a place for the three brothers this time?"

"Stay, stay, don't you just have a few mouths? You can also eat a few flat peaches. These three guys, their hearts have always been towards our heaven, so we can't chill their hearts. As for the other Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, we invite the Tathagata and the four A few Bodhisattvas are enough, even though there are many flat peaches, we can’t keep white-eyed wolves.” Zhang Hao said a few words, and waved the barefoot fairy away.

After entering the Tiandi Palace, Zhang Hao let out a sigh of relief, and held back a few words of praise to himself: "Fortunately, I saw the deeds about Pantaohui and Monkey King before, otherwise it would definitely be exposed."

"Journey to the West" is a fairy official's handbook that fell to the earth, was picked up by Mr. Wu Chengen, and was created based on the story.

But in fact, Sun Wukong absolutely does not have the strength to kill Jiuchongtian.

Naturally, the Emperor of Heaven would not drill the table,

The Heavenly Emperor is the ruler of the Three Realms, not to mention Sun Wukong, even his master Bodhi Patriarch, or Buddha Tathagata, may not be able to win.

At the beginning, Monkey King made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, but it was jointly designed by the Emperor of Heaven and Tathagata.Even so, Monkey King only hit the fifth heaven, which was the result of the heavenly court deliberately releasing water.As for stealing flat peaches, stealing the elixir of the Supreme Lord, it is pure fart. Those flat peaches are the lowest low-quality flat peaches, and the elixir of Laojun was also deliberately given to Monkey King.

Of course, this is not to say that Sun Wukong is not strong, but that there are many capable people in heaven.

Zhang Hao happened to have seen this paragraph, which made the Barefoot Immortal not have the slightest doubt.

"If I eat a few more flat peaches, I can save thousands of years of cultivation. At least I can compare to ordinary righteous gods, omnipotent in heaven and earth. But now, I have to supplement my knowledge!" Zhang Hao sighed, He summoned the heavenly book and began to read it. There were some things he urgently needed to understand. If the righteous gods or the queen mother couldn't recognize them by then, something would happen.

The Queen Mother and the Heavenly Emperor are the real couple, if I don't have the right acting skills, I'm sure I'll show up!

If not exposed.Well, then pull up your pants and go to the Queen Mother, how lonely it is to be invincible!
"Ahem! Where did you think, um, this flat peach is indeed a rare treasure in the world. The small peach is ripe for 3000 years, and people eat it and become healthy and light, and become immortals; the middle peach is ripe for 6000 years, and people eat white The sun rises, and you can live forever; the best flat peaches are ripe for 9000 years, and people eat the same life as the sky and the earth, and the same life as the sun and the moon. This so-called immortality and Taoism are naturally those of the lowest level of immortals, and immortality is at least immortal Cultivation, um, the sun and the moon have the same life span, so I’m afraid I’ll be a golden immortal. I’ll eat a few more 9000-year-old flat peaches, no matter how hard I try, I’ll be able to beat most righteous gods.”

The first thing he read was everything about the Flat Peach Club.

Immortals are naturally graded.

Human Immortals, Earth Immortals, Heavenly Immortals, Golden Immortals, Daluo Golden Immortals, and legendary saints.

Human immortals and earth immortals are not even qualified to step on the sixth heaven, and only righteous gods are eligible to participate in the Peach Blossom Festival.Of course, if the Earth Immortal has made great contributions, he may be favored by the Heavenly Emperor and Queen Mother and given a qualification.

360 Five righteous gods, all of them have the lowest cultivation level of heavenly immortals.

Like Tieguai Li and Jiaomu Jiao, they are in the late stage of Celestial Immortals and can beat many ordinary Celestial Immortals.

The righteous gods who live in the Seventh Heaven are at least at the level of the Golden Immortal, and this kind of cultivation is very rare in the Heavenly Court.The four heavenly kings guarding the Nantian Gate, the Giant Spirit God, Nezha and Tota Heavenly King are all golden immortals.

As for the great gods of the Da Luo Jinxian level, there are only a handful of them in the heaven.Sun Wukong, who has returned from learning the scriptures, is a strong man of the Da Luo Jinxian level, and few people can stop him from running amok in the heaven.

Moreover, the iron stick in the monkey's hand is extremely powerful, and as a Da Luo Jinxian, he can fight several with one, which is really fierce.

The previous Emperors of Heaven are actually the strongest at the pinnacle of Da Luo Jinxian, but the Heaven Emperor holds the Book of Heaven in his hand, has the Haotian Mirror on his head, and has the entire Heavenly Court as his backing.

Even if all the best flat peaches were piled up in Zhang Hao's stomach, they would at most support him to the golden fairy level.If you want to become a Daluo Jinxian, you can't do it with flat peaches alone.

Zhang Hao didn't complain at all, he was already satisfied.

It may have taken tens of thousands of years for other gods to reach the cultivation level of golden immortals. If I can eat a few peaches casually, I can be so awesome, so there is nothing to be dissatisfied with.

However, nothing can go wrong!If the Queen Mother finds out that he is a counterfeit at that time, Haotian Mirror will not be able to save him.

No matter, let the bold starve to death the timid.Pantao Club, wait for the Emperor of Heaven to favor you!
(End of this chapter)