Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 5 The Sweetheart of General Roller--He Xiangu!
Life is like a play, it depends on acting.

When Zhang Hao lost his fortune, he also opened an entertainment company, and the dozens of celebrities under him were all famous for a while.Of course, most of the female stars have some more or less inexplicable relationship with him.

When he was chatting with the female stars, his acting skills gradually improved. This is also the confidence that he was able to play the role of the Emperor of Heaven in the Pantao Conference.

The most urgent thing is to study hard.

"When I was a child, I liked to read the heavenly scriptures, but now I really read the heavenly scriptures."

Holding the heavenly book in his hand, Zhang Hao studied tirelessly... from time to time, he complained a few words to himself.There is a lot of knowledge in the book of heaven, he needs to be familiar with many matters in the heavenly court before the Peach Festival, otherwise no matter how good his acting skills are, he will have to pass through.

Of course, it would be great to be able to improve one's own strength before that.

In the heavenly book, there is naturally the purest immortal method, which can be used to learn for Zhang Hao.

"Thunder God's Art, Rain God's Art...these are all things. I am the emperor of heaven, these things of wind, thunder, rain and lightning, the gods below are in charge."

"36 Tiangang Transformation, well, you can learn it when you reach the Heavenly Immortal Realm. I'd better wait until the Golden Immortal Realm, and learn the 72 Earth Transformation. It feels even better."

"Invisibility, ahem, this is not bad. Hey, this fairy art has flaws. If someone has a higher realm than me, he will have to do it every minute."

"The art of immortality... What the hell is the use of this, I can solve it by eating a peach!"

"Heavenly book, oh heavenly book, you are so awesome, don't you have a kind of immortal method suitable for this heavenly emperor?" Zhang Hao looked at the heavenly book in his hand with a look of contempt.Isn't this Heavenly Book inclusive of all things, known as the Encyclopedia of the Three Realms? Why doesn't it have any amazing spells?

Unbeknownst to Zhang Hao, most of the truly powerful immortal methods are created by the great Luo Jinxians.No matter how awesome the book of heaven is, these things cannot be collected in it, unless some Da Luo Jinxian voluntarily records the immortal law in it.

Once a god reaches the level of Daluo Jinxian, he will be a famous figure, and the heavens will tremble if they stomp their feet.Who is willing to record his immortal law in the heavenly book?Isn't that being held by the Emperor of Heaven?As long as the Heavenly Emperor ponders carefully, he will naturally find the loopholes in the immortal law, and then he will have to let mermaids.

The first emperor of heaven, Donghuang Taiyi, once subdued a Da Luo Jinxian.

That's right, that Da Luo Jinxian is the famous demon master Kunpeng.After the demon master took refuge in the Emperor of Heaven, he recorded his "Dharma of Swallowing" in the Heavenly Book, but the Eastern Emperor Taiyi found a loophole, and since then he has been submissive, without any domineering arrogance of a hero in the fairy world.

Although Tianshu doesn't have his own spiritual consciousness, he doesn't despise Zhang Hao, but he responds to Zhang Hao's complaints, revealing the demon master Kunpeng's "swallowing Dafa".

"Swallowing Dafa, the demon master Kunpeng's unique immortal method. I'll wipe it, you can do it in the heavenly book!" Zhang Hao has read the heavenly book for so long, and knows how amazing Kunpeng is. He is as famous as Dizuzhen Yuanzi. Zhang was able to eat millions of witch clans, but it was a pity that he accompanied Donghuang Taiyi in the end and fell into the catastrophe of the heavens.

"Well, I definitely have to learn this method of devouring Dafa. Speaking of that guy Zhen Yuanzi, his 'Sleeve Universe' skill is not weaker than the 'Swallowing Dafa'. If you have the opportunity, you must lie to him. By the way, that ginseng fruit and Pantao is a fairy fruit that was born when the world first opened, so I have to trick it when the time comes."

Zhang Hao thought wildly, and turned his idea to Zhen Yuanzi.To him, these big Luo Jinxians who don't listen to discipline are really cancerous... I am the master of the three realms, okay?Don't think that because you have a high cultivation base, you dare to stand and pee with me!
There is not much time left before the Pantao Society, so Zhang Hao can only practice "Swallowing Dafa" while reading the heavenly scriptures.He wasn't worried about his own aura. With the Heavenly Book and the Haotian Mirror protecting him, others would naturally not doubt it... But if something went wrong in other aspects, then the cliff would be whipped to death.

knowledge is power!

For the first time, Zhang Hao deeply understood the meaning of this sentence.

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"Little guy, why are you called Xiaoyu?"

Reading the heavenly scriptures was too boring, and Zhang Hao didn't know enough about the heavenly court, so he didn't dare to run around at will.He really couldn't stay still, so he squatted in front of the gate of Tiandi Palace and chatted with the little general. This little guy was cute and cute, and he thought it was very fun.

The little God General was not so afraid of Zhang Hao, but was a little more curious, and when he heard the question from the Emperor of Heaven, he quickly replied: "I am a fish in the Milky Way, the master saw that I was in human form, so he took me under the door. "

It turned out to be that simple.

Zhang Hao is a bit annoyed, the once great rolling curtain general, and now the Nanwu golden body Arhat Sha Wujing, was also born as a fish demon back then.

The current rolling shutter general is also said to be a Tianhe fish monster... Unexpectedly, his apprentice is also a little fish monster.

Could it be that the profession of general rolling shutter also talks about racial inheritance?
Well, it's pointless to dwell on this, Zhang Hao's gossip soul was burning, and he continued to tease the little general: "Little fish, according to you, you don't have a girlfriend yet, do you?"

"My lord, what is a girlfriend?" The little god looked at Zhang Hao with a dazed expression. This was the first time he had heard the word girlfriend.

"Ahem, just do you have a date? I think you are old and young, why don't I find you a little fish monster in Tianhe, and then help you start a family." Zhang Hao stretched out his hand to caress the little god general. On the head, the little guy's hair is black and thick, it looks like water plants in the Milky Way, and it feels very comfortable to the touch.

The little god will resist others touching his head, but the Lord Tiandi dare not resist, so he can only reply: "I am still young, why should the Lord Tiandi introduce a fairy couple to my master. Every time he sees Aunt He and Mrs. Uncle Lu will sigh, he must want a wife."

Zhang Hao almost laughed out loud, but fortunately he held back, the little guy is really a big kid.Having said that, is it possible that the shutter general is interested in He Xiangu?The mansion was specially moved to the vicinity of the Eight Immortals' Residence, and it happened to be opposite He Xiangu and Lv Dongbin. There is a ghost on the cliff, and she is a poor creature who has a crush on the goddess... Secret love is also popular in heaven.

Well, a delicate lady like He Xiangu is at least above average among fairies.

A single dog like Rolling Curtain General who serves the Emperor of Heaven day and night basically lives a two-point and one-line life. There are not many opportunities to deal with other fairies, and it is understandable to fall in love with He Xiangu.

"Well, there are quite a few fairies who have fallen in love with Master, but everyone dislikes him for taking such a burden like me, and he has never been able to find a fairy partner he wants." He was a little embarrassed.

(End of this chapter)