Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 45 Fairy Tales Are Deceitful!

Fairy Chang'e is not like the princess in fairy tales or the heroine in novels. After being sexually molested by the male protagonist, she fell in love at first sight or even made a promise with her body. She just stared at Zhang Hao aggrievedly, without saying a word.

Zhang Hao has dated and loved many girls, but he has never seen such a pure and pitiful look in his eyes, and he was at a loss for a while.

He felt that he had to say something to save his reputation, otherwise his image in the heart of the most beautiful woman in the heaven might be related to pervert.

"Fairy Chang'e, let me tell you a secret." Zhang Hao raised his head, his bangs slightly raised, and his tone was extremely sincere.

Fairy Chang'e blushed and looked at Zhang Hao curiously, wondering what kind of ivory he could spit out... Bah, what kind of lotus.

"Every time I fall asleep, I have dreams. In my dreams, I always dream of various delicacies, such as soft steamed buns, fragrant steamed buns or soy milk fritters... Then, I will naturally bite Take a few bites, every time my quilt and pillow will suffer. I slept so hard today that I used yours as a pillow, do you believe me when I say that?" Zhang Hao hesitated for a long time, and finally said the so-called The "secret" was revealed.

Fairy Chang'e had a shy face, no different from ordinary little girls in the world, she turned her back and ran to the back room.

By the way, I also put down a sentence: "I ignore you!"

Zhang Hao looked confused, it's unscientific!

I have shared my unknown secrets with you, it’s fine if you don’t forgive me, but you still ignore me!

After all, being a thief has a guilty conscience. Although Zhang Hao was a little angry, he also knew that he had made a mistake first, so he sneaked away from Guanghan Palace and returned to Tiandi Palace.

"You cried and told me that fairy tales are all deceitful... I can't believe that they are really deceptive!" Zhang Hao hummed in pain, fairy tales are really unbelievable!
In fairy tales, when the prince holds the princess's hand, they will be together happily.

In the fairy tale, when the prince kisses the princess on the mouth, he will go on happily.

What's the matter, today the "Prince" bit the "Princess"'s "Princess", but he could only run away in embarrassment.

Fairy Chang'e sat on the bed with a jade rabbit in her arms, and laughed when she saw Zhang Hao leaving in embarrassment.

Zhang Hao casually bites, to her, it's not even pain, it's just too embarrassing and overwhelmed.

She looked down at the red mark, feeling a lot of emotions, and tugged at the jade rabbit's fur.

Jade Rabbit grinned in pain, but dared not resist.

……

"Little brother, do you know the Jiuqu Yellow River Formation?"

"What, I don't know? It's okay, the boss won't laugh at you. Come on, let me tell you. The Jiuqu Yellow River Formation is a treasure that Empress Yunxiao personally refined. During the second catastrophe, the twelve gold Xiantong took care of everything! Even the legendary God Lu Ya, who can only see his head but never sees his tail, can only run away with his tail between his legs!"

"What's your expression? Do you think the Twelve Golden Immortals are not powerful? You don't know. The Twelve Golden Immortals are not the cultivation base of the Golden Immortals, but the twelve disciples of Yuanshi Tianzun, all of whom are top-notch Daluo Golden Immortals. I To give you a few examples, the famous Taiyi Daoist, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Erlang God's master Yuding Daoist, these are all characters in the Twelve Golden Immortals."

"By the way, do you still remember the old man who talked to me on the day of ascension? He is the legendary longevity star Antarctic Immortal. Although he is not one of the Twelve Golden Immortals, he is their elder brother."

"Where did we go, yes, let's continue to talk about the horse racing meeting. This big formation is very powerful. Didn't you see what my master looked like just now? He must have been eliminated... and I just passed by the Tianma Supervisor. Even the Emperor of Heaven didn’t win the championship. The champion was actually a big bird, which defeated Monkey King and Immortal Zhenyuan.”

Outside the Tiandi Palace, the little god general is popularizing the knowledge of the horse racing meeting for the little comrades.

The little comrade retorted a few words from time to time, but was firmly suppressed by the little god general.

After coming to Tianting for about a month, the little comrade has learned about many things.

For example, there are a few saints who are the most powerful in the Three Realms, and Da Luo Jinxian can instantly kill the invincible rolling shutter general in his mind by blowing one breath and farting.

The sword fairy who thought he could take him to pretend to be flying, turned out to be just a little fairy.

However, when he heard this, he felt that he should refute.

So he stood up, shook his head, and said, "Boss, I think the information you sneaked to the Tianma prison to inquire about was wrong. The Heavenly Emperor is the strongest man other than a saint, how could he be defeated by others, let alone a bird. "

The little god will gently stretch out his hand, press the little comrade on the ground again, and say earnestly: "Little brother, I know that Lord Tiandi is the strongest man in the three realms. But, this kind of competition depends on luck and speed... you You know, King Kong Xuanming and King Dapeng of Lingshan Mountain, as well as the Great God Lu Ya I mentioned before, are all the fastest guys, and what they have in common is that birds become immortals."

"So that's how it is, the boss is amazing."

The little comrade admired him very much, but he still had some doubts: "Boss, even if the Emperor of Heaven can't win the championship, it shouldn't have been so long since he came out. You see, even the boss' master has come out."

The little god general frowned, and said: "You're right, I'll ask Master."

After all, he stood up and was about to go to General Shulin to inquire about the specific situation of the game.

At this moment, a series of violent roars sounded.

I saw a luxurious supercar that was crazy, cool and explosive, parked in front of Tiandi Palace.

Zhang Hao opened the car door and waved to the little general and the little comrade.

"Wow, Lord Heavenly Emperor, where did you get this mount? It's so domineering and beautiful!" The little god stared out of his eyes, and ran towards the luxurious supercar.

The little comrade also widened his eyes. He had never seen such a cool mount before, and he unconsciously followed the pace of the little god general.

Zhang Hao's mentality had been adjusted long ago, and he returned to his true nature of pretending. He grinned and said, "I refined a treasure from the Jiuqu Yellow River formation. If you like it, I might as well give it to you."

"Okay, okay." Little God General nodded again and again, stretched out his hand to touch the luxury supercar, with such a domineering mount, he must be the brightest star in the heaven.

The little comrade glanced enviously at the little general, but he didn't dare to ask for a gift. After all, with his status, he was able to stay in the Tiandi Palace because of the smoke from his ancestor's ancestral grave.

"Little brat, if your dirty hands dare to touch this seat, this seat will suck you dry!"

Just when Xiaoshen was about to touch the sports car, the sports car made a threatening sound, and immediately transformed into Xiao Zhengtai.

Xiaozheng looked at Lord Heavenly Emperor aggrievedly, and said, "Master, I am an innate treasure after all, how can such a little guy have the right to approach me!"

Zhang Hao stared at Xiao Zhengtai with wide eyes.

Fuck, I can pretend to be better than I am!

　Jiageng has to be postponed... I have to go to the hospital for two days, and the daughter-in-law's examination is a big deal.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)