Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 46 Second Senior Brother Lost His Baby
"Little Ion, why don't you change your name." Zhang Hao looked at Pretend Xiaozheng, and prepared a good name for him.

That's right, it's called Zhuang Bifan.

"Ah, no change. The name Jun Yuli is endowed by heaven and earth and cannot be changed. But I like the shape of this sports car very much, so I will appear in this form in the future." Xiao Zhengtai hesitated for a moment, then shook his head firmly.

"That's not necessary, the fixed form is not good-looking." Zhang Hao refused.

I have dozens of models of luxury supercars here. If you fix them, wouldn't you lose the opportunity to compare them?
Picking up a girl for a supercar, that's how domineering it is.

Whether it is a fairy or a witch, they are all women.

Women definitely don't like using things that other women have used.If Fairy Chang'e sees that Shu Tong has ridden in a Lamborghini, it will definitely be a little uncomfortable to sit on it again.

Fuck, why did I suddenly think of Chang'e, no, no, no, my heart is as clear as ice and the sky is not shocked, I need to restrain my mind.

Having said that, Fairy Chang'e, as the referee, might really see herself taking Fairy Shutong for a walk in a Lamborghini... Next time, if you date her, why don't you let Xiaozheng change to a Ferrari or a Maserati?

"Damn it, big brother, you are actually an innate treasure, isn't that as powerful as the Heavenly Emperor's heavenly book?" The little god general jumped up in fright, he finally saw the living innate treasure.

When Xiao Zhengtai heard what the little god said, he held his head high and felt very proud.

This little guy can compare himself with Tianshu, which is enough to give him face.Although everyone is a treasure that existed when the world was created, the Three Books of Heaven, Earth and Man can beat most of the innate treasures... The reason is very simple, this thing upholds the will of heaven and earth, and represents the way of heaven.

Holding the book of heaven, the emperor of heaven can control the way of heaven and rule the world.

Zhen Yuanzi has a book from the ground, and basically a god would call him daddy, no, the ancestor, he is also flying like a cow.

Needless to say, the human book of life and death, except for the gods who serve in the heavens, or the strong who have reached the level of golden immortals, all creatures in the ten thousand realms can use the life and death book to judge life and death.

He made a gesture of pretending to be a criminal, and said: "You can't say that. The Three Books of Heaven, Earth and Man are different from ordinary innate treasures. It is difficult to give birth to wisdom. But, I can indeed crush most innate treasures. You The boy is very good at talking, I am optimistic about you. Nuo, I will give you this piece of waste on my body."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Zhengtai handed a black stone to the little general.

"Ah!" The little god general was taken aback, why did this big brother suddenly hand him a pile of shit?

"Little fish, why are you still standing there? Hurry up and accept it." Zhang Hao had come to his senses at this time, and quickly reminded the little general.If Mrs. Xiaozheng was in a bad mood, maybe she wouldn't give it away.

He could see that this stone should be a piece of yin and yang magnetism. If it was refined into a treasure, the little god would almost be able to beat the gods of the same level.

"Okay." The little god general saw that the Emperor of Heaven had spoken, so he could only reluctantly accept the piece of shit... Only when he held it in his hand did he realize the difference.

"Thank you, big brother!" After all, the little god general is working in the Tiandi Palace, and his vision and knowledge are quite extraordinary. This stone has absorbed his mana just now, and it is by no means an ordinary treasure.

Xiaozheng waved his hand: "It's just a little bit of waste that fell from my body, you can use it to refine it. Um, this guy?"

He looked at the little comrade Fang Hua with a hint of doubt in his eyes.

The little comrade has the lowest status in Tiandi Palace, no, it is hardly a word of status.

But he has practiced for thousands of years, but he can be ranked No. 1 in his conduct and thick skin!Seeing Xiao Zhengtai looking at him, he immediately showed a flattering smile, hoping that the other party would also give him some treasures.

"Your smile is too ugly. I wanted to give you some trash, so forget it." Xiao Zheng shook his head, and stabbed the little comrade hard in his heart.

The little comrade suddenly wept and mourned, feeling that there was no love in his life.

The little god looked at the little Zhengtai with admiration. He didn't expect that this big brother's ability in stabbing knives was not weaker than others, and he was a perfect match for him.

Zhang Hao waved his hand to let them play by themselves, and got into the Tiandi Palace alone.

This time the horse racing meeting almost capsized in the gutter. To put it bluntly, my cultivation is not enough. If I go to Daluo Jinxian, there will be no such problem at all.

There is nothing to eat of flat peaches, why not go to Wuzhuang Temple and try to steal a few ginseng fruits like a monkey, maybe you can break through the bottleneck and go straight to Daluo.

The difference between Jinxian and Daluo Jinxian is only two words, but they are very different.

Once you become a big Luo, you can condense the five qi in your chest, top three flowers, and hit hundreds of ordinary golden immortals by yourself.

And Zhang Hao practiced Tianzun Kung Fu, once he became a Da Luo Jinxian, with a Haotian mirror on his head, holding a heavenly book, and let Xiao Zhengtai use him as armor, he would definitely be able to beat the gods in the later stage of Da Luo.

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First Heaven, Gao Laozhuang.

Ever since Zhu Bajie successfully escorted Tang Seng to learn Buddhist scriptures and was granted the title of Envoy of the Pure Altar, he has returned here.

The second senior brother is notoriously tactful, he doesn't follow the example of a monkey and often stays in the heavenly court. Lingshan is very satisfied with him, and people send gifts every now and then.

Tathagata also used his great supernatural powers to make his wife a celestial being, so that they could stay together forever.

With this Bodhisattva, the hundreds of miles around Gaolaozhuang has become a treasure land, no monsters dare to disturb it, and many scattered immortals come here to have a meal.

The second senior brother didn't have the idea of ​​creating a mountain to become an ancestor, but these immortals, even the golden immortals were very grateful to him, wishing to kneel down and call him daddy.

However, on this day, the handsome night tour god Ling Wuxie passed by Gao Laozhuang on a small car, and the second senior brother rushed out frantically.

"Yeyoushen, something is wrong, my treasure has been stolen!!!" The second senior brother was sweating profusely, his face was pale, and he was in a hurry.

Ling Wuxie looked confused, and said sympathetically: "Marshal Tianpeng, my wife is as beautiful as a flower, and it's normal for someone to think about it. But with your status, I'm afraid that the one who dares to rob you of a woman is a certain immortal... Xiaoxian, I really can’t do anything.”

"No no no, the baby I'm talking about is not my Cuilan! I don't know which son of a bitch stole my nine-toothed nail rake, and now I can't feel it at all, so hurry up and tell the Emperor of Heaven for me." People thought he was wearing a cuckold, but the second senior brother didn't care, and quickly told the ins and outs.

"My God, Shangbaoqin's golden rake was actually stolen?! Marshal, you go and inquire first, and I will report to the Emperor of Heaven. This matter is too big, and it may alarm Laojun."

Ye Youshen's expression changed drastically, he turned the car around, and headed towards Jiuchong Tiandi Palace.

The nine-tooth nail rake, formerly known as the Shangbaoqin Golden Rake, was made by the Taishang Laojun himself. Compared with the diamond carving, the Ruyi Golden Cudgel is much better.

Except for those few innate treasures, there is basically no treasure that can compare with it.

In terms of value, it is much more expensive than the few hundred catties of meat that the second senior brother had.

(End of this chapter)