Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 49: Advancement of flirting skills!
Fairy Chang'e and the goblin came out soon.

To Zhang Hao's disappointment, he didn't see the picture of Chang'e wearing a bath towel or having fun together.

"It's not good for the gods, they can put on clothes with just one thought." He couldn't help muttering a few words in a low voice.

The little goblin rushed out in a hurry, his mouth was like a machine gun, and he asked, "What are you talking about? Who are you? Do you know that Guanghan Palace can't intrude? Believe it or not, I'll sue you?"

"Wow, you thought you were a crow." Zhang Hao rolled his eyes, and joined the little goblin instead.

It's normal for the little goblin to not be able to recognize his current Ye Liangchen appearance.

And the little goblin protects Fairy Chang'e so much, she can be regarded as a girl who knows how to repay her kindness, so I can give her a thumbs up.

"You!" The little goblin was robbed, and forgot most of the prepared lines, so she could only brew her big move again.

"Okay, Yuniang, he is my friend, you go and play first." Fairy Chang'e smiled charmingly, and gently parted her red lips.

Fairy Chang'e's words completely shattered the little goblin's idea of ​​preparing a big move. She nodded, twisted her waist and walked away, turning her head to warn Zhang Hao from time to time.

Zhang Hao stood under the steps.

Chang'e stood on the steps.

The two faced each other, speechless for a moment.

Fairy Chang'e didn't know what to say, just happened to talk about the Emperor of Heaven with the little goblin, but she didn't expect the other party to appear in front of her eyes, and she was really emotional.

Zhang Hao didn't know where to start, the last time he bit Fairy Chang'e's Mimi, he happened to meet her taking a bath again today, it was embarrassing!
However, as a pillar of talent in the field of pretending, how could Zhang Hao sit still and wait for death, he took the initiative to attack and said: "Hey, I didn't expect you to be so caring, and you brought that little goblin back."

These words sound no problem, Zhang Hao's smile is even more harmless to humans and animals, but he can take the initiative and hit the weakness of Fairy Chang'e directly... The deep meaning is, you little girl must have a crush on the Emperor of Heaven, otherwise, how could you rescue me? This is the highest state of the legendary "Love House and Crow".

Fairy Chang'e really blushed, and softly argued: "My family's original name is Xiaoyu, and there is a word for jade in Yu Niang's name, so I have a very close relationship with my family. My family brought her back, not what the Emperor of Heaven thought."

Zhang Hao can rank well in the field of pretense, but his strength in the field of flirting is not very good.

Changing to a master girl seducer, and seeing Fairy Chang'e's shy appearance of being ready to be seduced and refusing to give up, she must strike while the iron is hot, and use the powerful offensive of shamelessness and dog skin plaster to conquer her.

But Zhang Hao just felt secretly refreshed, and thought: "Chang'e is really interested in me, hehe, this comparison can last for a year! The most beautiful woman in heaven is interested in me, such a big star or small model, it's a big deal ah."

After feeling refreshed, Zhang Hao said solemnly: "I didn't come here for her today, so I won't talk about her. I'm going to Gao Laozhuang to mediate a civil dispute, and take a look at the scenery along the way. It's a long road, and there are no people Please accompany me, so I ask the fairy to accompany me to have a look."

"Okay."

Fairy Chang'e nodded slightly, as if remembering something, she pouted and said, "However, I want to take your sports car."

That's right, that's what the Emperor of Heaven called that strange flying fairy weapon.

"Must!" Zhang Hao grinned and threw out the classic Mercedes-Benz sports car, which instantly caught the attention of Fairy Chang'e.

"Hey, this sports car...why is it different?" Fairy Chang'e could tell the difference of the sports car at a glance. The two are similar in shape, but many details are very different, especially the pair of tall doors, which is simply too attractive to her eyes.

"How can a person like a fairy be like her? This Mercedes-Benz supercar is tailor-made for the fairy, please get in the car." Zhang Hao pretended deeply, bent over Standing in front of the car door, I stretched out my hand to ask Fairy Chang'e to take a seat.

Some soft place deep inside Fairy Chang'e was hit.

How many people think about her is because of her appearance.

But Lord Tiandi is different from others, he is so lofty and considers so carefully for himself, does he have a unique place in his heart?
"Am I really different from other fairies?" Fairy Chang'e asked after a long time while sitting in the car.

"Of course, you are you, fireworks of different colors. If every fairy is a star in the sky, you must be the most beautiful one."

Zhang Hao's flirting skills have been successfully advanced - silver-level combat power!
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Inside Gao Laozhuang.

"Get out, I can't even do this little thing, what use are you for!" The second senior brother saw a girl who made a mistake, and yelled a few words.

Gao Cuihua looked at her husband with worried eyes. It seems that the loss of the nine-toothed rake has had a great impact on her husband.

The second senior brother has always been gentle and courteous to women, no matter if they are fairies, witches or witches, even if the servants in the family have made any mistakes, they will never be like this.

When the second senior brother was furious, a monster with the head of a horse ran in and shouted loudly: "Marshal, Nezha is calling!"

"Damn it, Nezha, this girl dares to take advantage of others. Is she really a pig who is afraid of her? I'll go out and see what she wants!" The Shenmu shattered to the ground.

"Husband, be careful." Gao Cuihua knew that she couldn't help much, so she could only warn her.

"Well, I know. Cuihua, don't worry, old pig, I am in the middle stage of Daluo, and that girl Nezha is no match for me." Regardless of how he treats others, the second senior brother still treats his wife with a pleasant face.

Outside Gao Lao Zhuang, the rebellious loli Nezha is calling for a fight.

"Zhutou, you have the ability to come out, what kind of man are you hiding at home? If you have the ability to fight [-] rounds with my aunt, my aunt will let you go."

"Damn pig head, I caught you peeking at the banshee taking a bath when you were taking the West Classic. You were afraid that I would report to the Emperor of Heaven, and even relied on your own Shangbaoqin gold rake. After defeating me, you forced me not to let this Let’s talk about it! Humph, you’ve lost the rake now, let’s fight again, if you win, everything between us will be cancelled!”

"If you can't beat me, you have to call me aunt when you see me in the future!"

Many demons and ghosts are hiding not far away, but no one dares to come forward to persuade them to fight... This aunt has broken the dragon's tendons, they are not as precious as the Dragon Prince Jingui.

However, listening to the third prince talk about the embarrassment of Marshal Tianpeng is still very interesting!
"Nezha, don't bully people too much. At worst, come and do it! Even if you have Qiankun Circle, a sharp gun, and Hot Wheels, will my old pig be afraid of you?"

The second senior brother came to the sky in an instant and confronted the rebellious loli.

　Isn't it just that I didn't make it to the third watch yesterday, and called me a liar!Can I decide to turn off the power?cannot!However, I can decide the third shift today!This is the first update!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)