Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 50 Uncle
"Uncle will show you the goldfish, one, two, one, two." Zhang Hao was very excited sitting in the car, sitting next to the most beautiful woman in the heaven, feeling really cool, accidentally, a sentence on the earth drove The words were spoken.

"Lord Heavenly Emperor, is there anything interesting about goldfish?" Fairy Chang'e was a little puzzled. Goldfish can be found everywhere. Didn't Lord Heavenly Emperor see a lot of them when I participated in the Peach Blossom Festival in Yaochi a few days ago?
"Looking at the goldfish" is a well-known obscene event.

A middle-aged man in Hong Kong raised goldfish on the roof for the purpose of abducting, and said to some little girls one after another: "Little sister, can uncle take you to see the goldfish?"

Because of their love for goldfish, many little girls followed the middle-aged man to the rooftop, and then they were rubbed off by humming and humming.

"It's nothing, it's nothing. This broken car doesn't run fast. It's still a while before we get to Gaolaozhuang. Why don't I sing a song for you." Zhang Hao just said casually, but he was overheard by Fairy Chang'e, and quickly skipped over. The topic of goldfish, he can't tell that incident to Fairy Chang'e.

Fairy Chang'e's eyes lit up, she nodded quickly and said, "Okay."

"The drizzle and the wind soaked the streets at dusk
Wipe away the rain and look up without reason

Looking at the lonely evening light is that sad memory
Once again, countless thoughts in my heart
The past moments of laughter are still on the face

May you know now that it is my heartfelt voice
I like your eyes, your smile is more charming

May I be able to caress your lovely face again

Holding hands and talking in sleep is like yesterday when you were with me"

As a prodigal son with a strong personality, what Zhang Hao likes most is listening to old songs, especially Cantonese songs.At this moment, the song he hummed was a classic Cantonese song.

The songs that the post-90s and post-00s listen to are not as old-fashioned as him. In his words, old things are more flavorful, especially unwashed babies and underwear.

Fortunately, now that he has become a god, he has become the boss of a god. His body has a self-cleaning function, so he doesn't have to worry about eating, drinking, or taking a shower. It's so boring.

When Fairy Chang'e heard the first sentence, she suddenly realized that she couldn't understand what the Emperor of Heaven was singing.

But when she saw the intoxicated look on the face of the Emperor of Heaven, she calmed down and listened to a few sentences carefully, and then she was immersed in the song for an instant.

It doesn't matter if you don't understand the lyrics.

Music has no national boundaries, music is the window to the soul... Anyway, a series of amazing words can be used, and it is Zhang Hao's song that moved Fairy Chang'e.

She closed her eyes quietly, feeling the taste in the song.

Zhang Hao's singing level is actually average, so he closed his eyes early when singing, worried that Fairy Chang'e would be confused.

But when he squinted to peek at Fairy Chang'e, he found that she was intoxicated and couldn't help herself.

Now Zhang Hao became proud instantly, one who was willing to sing and one who was willing to listen, this is the legendary high mountains and flowing waters colluding, it is none of my business whether other people can understand, even if I have a broken voice, as long as there is someone who likes to listen.

Thinking of this, Zhang Hao is going to perform another repertoire to completely conquer the girl in front of him.

However, things backfired, Xiaozheng was too eager to pretend, it was not a "slow running" as Zhang Hao said, it was a flying arrow, and he came to the sky above Gao Laozhuang.

At this moment, a loud shout came from below: "Pig head, you are so shameless! Even if my aunt doesn't use any weapons, she can beat you all over the place!"

Nezha, the rebellious lolita, snarled, interrupting Zhang Hao's desire to sing, and awakening the most beautiful woman in heaven from her intoxication.

Fairy Chang'e looked down with a bit of resentment. The next time she wanted to sing for herself alone, she didn't know how long she would have to wait.

Zhang Hao patted her arm lightly, smiled slightly, and signaled her not to worry.

I'm your jukebox, oh yeah!
"Drip drip!"

Xiaozheng couldn't stand the two showing affection, so he stopped directly between the rebellious loli and the second senior brother.

"Who is here, how dare you stop my aunt?" Rebellious Lolita was about to start a fight with the second senior brother, but she didn't expect a strange-looking thing to appear between them, which made her a little angry.

"Chang'e Fairy, why did you come to Gaolaozhuang? This brother, who is it?" The second senior brother focused on Chang'e Fairy, and even stared at the hands held together by Chang'e Fairy and Zhang Hao. .

The other demons and ghosts who were watching also saw this scene, and their hearts were all broken.

The number one beauty in heaven was actually bitten by a dog.

No, it was soaked by someone?

No, it's not true!Mom, take me home!
"Well, I'm here with Tian... Ye Xianyou." Fairy Chang'e looked at the former Marshal of the Canopy, Commander-in-Chief of the Heavenly Court Navy, and nodded slightly.

To be honest, when the second senior brother was not a pig, he was still a tall, rich and handsome man, who was so much better-looking than a monkey... At the beginning when he pursued Fairy Chang'e, he also abided by etiquette, and he didn't play tricks like Wu Gang. This is why Fairy Chang'e treated him Some good reasons.

This scene was also seen by the demons and ghosts present, and they talked a lot.

"Ye Xianyou, look at this scholar's appearance, could it be that one?"

"That's right, that's right, I also participated in the horse race meeting at the time, and I heard that that person has a flying magic weapon with a strange shape, it should be this one."

"Let me just say, the person that Fairy Chang'e likes must be a unique genius in the world. This one who has won the Great Immortal of Zhenyuan, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, is really the best in the limelight. It's no wonder Fairy Chang'e has his eyes on him."

"You're the one who talks a lot! Brothers, beat him up!"

"Fuck you, that fairy friend just told the truth, why do you want to fight? You don't even look at your appearance, with a human head and a horse body, even if Fairy Chang'e is blind, she can't take a fancy to you. Look at Ye Liangchen again, handsome and handsome, a man as outstanding as him, no matter where he hides, he is like a firefly in the night sky, shining dazzlingly, with his melancholy eyes and bearded beard, he looks up at the sky at 45 degrees His perfect profile can be called the most beautiful man in the heavens. For a hot chicken like you, if you still want to compare with Immortal Ye Liangchen, get the hell out of here!"

Nezha, the rebellious loli, suddenly found out that no one in the room liked her!

She got angry, so she yelled: "Shut up, old lady!"

The powerful aura of Da Luo Jinxian permeated the air, and the demons and ghosts present were instantly frightened and fell silent.

Only Fairy Zhang Hao and Chang'e did not respond.

Zhang Hao stood up, stepped forward and shook hands with the second senior brother: "Second senior brother, I'm next to Ye Liangchen, and I've been looking forward to it for a long time."

"puff!"

Seeing Zhang Hao's action, Fairy Chang'e couldn't help bursting out laughing, the Emperor of Heaven really likes to be funny.

Only then did Zhang Hao remember that Fairy Chang'e knew his identity, and rolled his eyes at her. This woman is neither big nor small, and she must be spanked when she returns home.

　The second update arrives, I'm just so handsome, I won't renege on my debts if I say Jiageng!There are five hundred characters in the third one, just wait!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)