Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 51 Pretending to be a New Artifact——Mouth Cannon!

Chapter 51 Pretending to be a New Artifact——Mouth Cannon! (It's three o'clock if you're handsome)
Fairy Chang'e had a shy face, knowing that she had almost exposed her identity as the Emperor of Heaven, she lightly stuck out her tongue to express her apology, looking cute.

"Ah, my heart is broken, the goddess really fell in love with this little boy."

"Oh my God, how did this happen? I can't take this kind of blow."

"Ah, God, please help me, take that little boy away."

"Hey, you bunch of perverts and wolves are not as good as beasts. Fairy Chang'e has a good home, shouldn't we bless her?"

"Go away! Even if Fairy Chang'e marries someone, I won't marry you... Who doesn't know that you are a hag who cultivated to become a fairy, specially absorbing our yang energy."

"Hmph, you guys are making it sound like Immortal Ye Liangchen has earned it. In my opinion, Fairy Chang'e should have earned it. An outstanding male immortal like Ye Daxian deserves to be pampered by each of us." The fairy who said this was the male fairy who compared Zhang Hao to a firefly in the night sky.

"Pervert! You think we are just like you, and we all like men so much! I have disliked you for a long time, and you have been disgusting one after another. Brothers, smash him!"

"Ah?" Facing Zhang Hao's outstretched hand, the second senior brother looked confused.

A few days ago, he was busy making villains with his wife, so he didn't go to the horse racing meeting.However, this does not prevent him from knowing the name of Ye Liangchen. This little-known handsome guy won the championship of the first horse racing meeting as soon as he was born, which shocked the three worlds. Everyone wants to know how amazing this guy named "Ye Liangchen" is.

But now, this Niubi character actually stood in front of him, and said to himself "I have admired him for a long time", which is simply unexpected.

What surprised everyone was that Ye Liangchen rolled his eyes at Fairy Chang'e, Fairy Chang'e was not angry at all, and stuck out her tongue to show that she knew she was wrong!

Fuck a chicken!
Facing the fishing line, the goddess is aloof and unattainable.

Facing a tall, handsome and rich man like Ye Liangchen, she became the girl next door.

The hearts of many demons and goblins shattered to pieces again, and some of them were so broken that they could only bleed.

"Ah what, come on, shake hands!"

Zhang Hao didn't pay attention to everyone's reaction. Anyway, apart from Chang'e, no one else could recognize him.

Before, for the sake of Tiandi, he couldn't shake hands and hug Sun Wukong after seeing him, which made him very painful.Now that I have Ye Liangchen's identity, it's my best cover-up. In the future, idiot names like "Changcaihua" or "No Money in the Daytime", narcissistic names like Zhang Yingjun, Zhang Shuai, and Zhang Xiaosa, It is also possible to try.

It's an endless road.

With different identities, Zhang Hao walked on this road more smoothly than others.

"Ah, good." Although the second senior brother was still a little confused, he shook hands with Zhang Hao seriously.Being able to call the legendary Ye Liangchen brothers and sisters would save face when speaking out.

"Hey!"

The voice of the rebellious loli was full of murderous intent, the guys in front of her were too shameless, they simply didn't think of the third prince as a great fairy, and they didn't think of a flat chest as a woman.

At this time, Zhang Hao could feel a chill coming from Chrysanthemum with his back facing Rebellious Lolita.

As a leader in the world of pretense, he turned his head calmly and said, "Little girl, what do you call yourself if you have nothing to do? You are so angry, why don't you learn more about nourishing your qi and breast enlargement from Fairy Chang'e. Fight and kill every day." Killing, what's the point, can you find someone in the future? Even if you can find someone, you won't be beaten to death within three days. When your father-in-law with white hair sends a son-in-law with black hair, you might be so angry , and then died, so the dog beeped."

"...Shut up, old lady!" The rebellious loli had black lines all over her head, and this scholar-like boy in front of her was chattering like an aunt.

"Aren't you ashamed? You always call yourself an old lady when you grow up like this. Look at yourself, don't you feel sad, blue thin mushroom? Look at this next to me, the most beautiful woman in heaven, don't you Don't you feel inferior?" Zhang Hao didn't give the rebellious loli a chance to resist at all, and took a fierce offensive in language.

That's right, this is why I can't make up 36 Strategies!

First, I deliberately pretended not to see the rebellious loli, greeted the second senior brother, and left her aside... With a character like the rebellious loli who loves to prove her own existence, she will definitely get angry, and then fly into a rage , is about to get angry.

However, when the rebellious Lolita was most angry, Zhang Hao used successive verbal offensives to directly beat her into a muddle... No, it was a muddleheaded comparison.

The ignorant and rebellious loli murmured, "Why should I feel inferior?"

She subconsciously forgot to call herself "old lady" or "auntie", which proved that Zhang Hao's language offensive had indeed achieved good results.

Zhang Hao wasn't complacent, and he could easily handle such non-mainstream girls or those rich second-generation girls who thought they were superior.

He rolled his eyes and said indifferently, "Because you...have a flat chest."

"Pfft!" Fairy Chang'e laughed again, and the Lord Heavenly Emperor said a lot, but she still didn't understand what it meant.

It turned out that this was the reason why he made Nezha feel inferior.

Thinking of this, Fairy Chang'e looked down at the two peaks, her eyes were full of complacency... When she saw a certain peak or a certain place, she recalled the scene of that day.I couldn't help but blushed at the base of my ears.

Attracted by Fairy Chang'e's chuckle, Zhang Hao turned his head away, only to find that her face was flushed with her head bowed in thought, and felt very strange.

"You bastard, I'm going to beat you to death!" Rebellious Lolita heard someone make fun of her for the first time, flushed with anger, and rushed towards Zhang Hao, trying to tear the mouth of this prodigal son into pieces .

"Wait!" Zhang Hao shouted.

Nezha stopped and snorted, "Don't be afraid. If you are afraid, kneel down and kowtow to Auntie to apologize. Maybe Auntie can let you go."

"I'm afraid of you, why are you making international jokes? I never bully a flat-chested girl like you, who looks neither male nor female." Zhang Hao sneered, stretched out his finger, pointed at the luxury supercar not far away, and said: "This is my mount, Zhuang Bifan, he can take care of you at will."

"Heh, what a shame, my aunt will definitely teach you a big lesson today!" The rebellious Lolita was completely angry, but it's just that her breasts are a little small, and this guy actually said that he is neither male nor female!
"Hehe, it's finally my turn to pretend!" Xiaozheng was too excited. He had been thinking about it for a long time, but found that no one paid attention to his cool look.

At this time, Zhang Hao gave him a chance, which made him very excited.

PS: The third shift will be the third shift as agreed, that's how willful it is!But my coding speed is so slow, I worked overtime to get it done, if you don’t give me a reward for collecting recommendation tickets and comments, can you live with your conscience?
(End of this chapter)

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