Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 57
"Fairy Lotus, what the hell? Isn't Lu Dongbin's wife He Xiangu? Could it be that he still has two wives? Damn it, he's a winner in life!" Zhang Hao seriously dissatisfied.

Since he went to heaven, he hasn't even kissed a single girl. How could this boy Lu Dongbin have two beauties.

Needless to say, He Xiangu is a beautiful woman.

The group of flower fairies that Baihua Fairy sat down were even more beautiful than each other.Because of every kind of flowers and plants, only the most beautiful among them can be named with the name of peony, rose and lotus.

"My lord, the lotus is He Xiangu. However, the title of daughter-in-law refers to the fairy couple. It's really interesting." Fairy Baihua is really easy to go astray, she looks worried one second, and is entangled in addressing the next second .

"Ahem, it turns out that He Xiangu is the lotus fairy. Then why did she break up the relationship with Lu Dongbin?" Zhang Hao helped bring the problem back to track.

When asking this question, Zhang Hao was still wondering if he was being too arrogant, for exposing his identity as an Earthling in such a presumptuous way in front of a boss like Fairy Baihua.

Maybe it's because he pretended to be Ye Liangchen and Long Aotian these days, and he got a little carried away.

Pretend to be cool for a while, um, not only cool for a while, but always cool.

To put it bluntly, this is a sign of strength. If he had no power to restrain the chicken before, he would not dare to speak loudly even in the face of the rolling shutter general.

Having said that, the reason why He Xiangu wanted to divorce Lu Dongbin was probably because the roller blind touched his ass.

"I don't know too well. She kept crying and asked her what's the matter, but she didn't say anything. Alas, this girl used to be very close to me... In my opinion, it must be Lu Dongbin's bullying, so please ask the emperor My lord, help me." Fairy Baihua was very worried, and the brilliance of motherhood strengthened a lot again.

Do me a favor!
Laozi is the emperor of heaven, not the aunt of the neighborhood committee!

Throw a rake and find me!

Now the divorce lawsuit is looking for me!
The emperor of heaven does this every day, whoever loves to be the one will be the one!

"Baihua Valley is filled with talented people. If you go to any two fairies, you can easily subdue Lu Dongbin. Why do you need me to show up?" Having said that, facing a motherly beauty like Baihua Fairy, Zhang Hao still can't get mad, so he can only persuade her Do it yourself.

At the Pantao Festival, Zhang Hao sneaked a few glances at Peony Fairy Rose Fairy. These people all have the cultivation base of Golden Immortals, not to mention Lu Dongbin, even the Eight Immortals combined can beat them.

"Your Majesty, the Emperor of Heaven does not know that the girl Hehua is not outstanding among many daughters, but she is gentle, sensible and full of justice. She is my darling. Back then, Tieguai Li formed the Eight Immortals, and the lower realms slayed demons and defended the Tao. Joined it, and even formed a fairy couple with Lu Dongbin. Lu Dongbin is very talented, much better than his master Han Zhongli, so I have no objection... But Peony Rose and the others were not optimistic about this fate at the beginning. The lotus has a grudge. It is really difficult for Baihua Valley to get ahead in this matter." Fairy Baihua couldn't help but sighed, she was really worried about these daughters.

Zhang Hao rolled his eyes, nodded and said, "Okay, then I'll send someone over to understand the situation. If there is any problem, let's discuss it in detail."

"Thank you, Lord Heavenly Emperor." Hearing Zhang Hao's willingness to help, Fairy Baihua immediately beamed with joy, her chest trembling violently.

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After Baihua Fairy left contentedly, Zhang Hao pushed open the door of the most luxurious toilet in the heavens, and said to a golden armored general who was squatting on the toilet and thinking about life: "Rolling shutter, it's okay that you robbed me of my little comrade's place." Opinion, but if you fall in love with this taste, you will be a little perverted."

"Master Heavenly Emperor, I...I haven't been serious about my work during this time, please punish me." General Shulin stood up, extremely embarrassed, and admitted his mistake in a muffled voice.

Ever since he touched He Xiangu's butt, the shutter general felt that his right hand did not belong to him, and that feeling would linger in his mind every five seconds.

At this time, a sense of guilt will also arise spontaneously. He was indeed trying to stop the boy who wanted to touch his ass.

But when he touched He Xiangu's butt, he didn't let go immediately, and rubbed it hard a few times, as if he had fulfilled his long-cherished wish for many years.

"It's okay, I know you have encountered something recently." Zhang Hao patted the shoulder of General Shulin, grinned and said: "During the horse racing meeting, I passed Ruoshui Sanqian, and I happened to see you rescue He Xiangu. That scene."

The rolling shutter general raised his head at once, quickly waved his hands and said, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, it's definitely not what you think!"

"You still want to hide things from me. No wonder He Xiangu is with Lu Dongbin. For a guy like you who has no responsibility at all and only dares to hide in the toilet, Lu Dongbin is indeed much stronger. It's really embarrassing for a weak woman like the Lotus Flower Fairy You have to bear all the consequences alone." Zhang Hao sighed intentionally and shook his head, expressing his disappointment with General Roller.

"Master Tiandi, I am not the kind of person you said. I really like Xiangu from the bottom of my heart, and I didn't expect you to see it. However, I never thought of destroying the relationship between her and Lu Dongbin. I just want to keep silent. Protecting her... The horse racing meeting was a mistake I made on the spur of the moment. I saw that she was in danger, so I couldn't help but rushed up. I never thought that the Jiuqu Yellow River formation would not put any immortal in danger. "A rough guy like Roller Shutter General is most afraid of others saying that he has no guts, so he can't wait to jump up.

"That's not what I'm talking about. Besides, you have a fart for being sensational to me. If you have the ability to tell He Xiangu, you are really a coward."

Zhang Hao hated that iron could not be made into steel, and waved his hands and said, "He Xiangu is about to break up the relationship with Lu Dongbin, Fairy Baihua asks Tiandi Palace to come forward to mediate. If you are a man, go and see for yourself. If He Xiangu is interested in you, You can treat her better in the future; if she is really not interested in you, don't force it. "

When he said this, he shook his body and said, "Man, why don't you have a wife!"

However, General Shulin didn't feel the sincerity of his pretense at all. When he heard that He Xiangu wanted to break up the relationship with Lu Dongbin, he started to compare, and didn't hear a word of the following words.

After a long while, the rolling shutter general murmured: "Master Tiandi, you mean that Xiangu wants to break up the relationship with Lu Dongbin? It's not true, is it? Are you kidding me?"

"You're not the teaser invited by the monkey, what's the fun of me teasing you?" Zhang Hao rolled his eyes.

General Shulin didn't speak, and fell into deep thought.

Zhang Hao didn't say anything else, turned around and went out of the toilet, who the hell was talking about things in the toilet, it was too heavy taste!

(End of this chapter)