Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 58 If you have the ability, come and beat me!
"Guess what the little parrot said at the end?" Zhang Hao raised his head and looked at the budgerigar.

"What did you say?" The budgerigar was extremely curious, and asked quickly, his eyes full of expectation.

"Hey, my uncle won't tell you."

Zhang Hao grinned, turned around and walked towards Xuannv Palace.

He had long discovered that the Xuannv Palace was located on a cliff not far away, and the budgerigar was so pretentious, it was very likely that it was the gatekeeper of the Xuannv Palace.

If he had changed to another place, he would have roasted and ate the bird-feather beast, so he still had to give Nine Heavens Xuannv some face here.

The budgerigar screamed angrily, and kept chasing after Zhang Hao: "Ah, what did the little parrot say?"

"I won't tell you, you bastard. La la la, you have the ability to hit me." Zhang Hao saw that the budgerigar was so angry that his heart felt much better in an instant. He twisted his buttocks at it and stretched out Out of the middle finger, quite cheap.

"Ahhh, Mr. Bird will not let you go! Look at the move, the sky fire qigong wave!" The budgerigar froze, the hairs all over its body stood up, its mouth opened wide, and a ball of fire emerged, heading towards the Zhang Hao bumped his butt.

"Damn it, you are a fucking parrot breathing fire like others, you think you are Suzaku! Suzaku is not as ugly as you, the patterns on your body are so ugly and not symmetrical at all. La la la, I won't tell you , I won’t tell you, I’m going to piss you off, you bastard.” Zhang Hao dodged the fireball, and taunted the budgerigar by the way.

"Xuan Lei Qigong wave!" The budgerigar is a different species, and it actually spit out a thunder ball again, which is several times more powerful than the fire ball just now.

"Damn it, you're a pretty good bastard. However, I still won't tell you what the little parrot wants to say." Zhang Hao twisted his buttocks and ran forward.He had long seen an enchantment outside the Xuannv Palace, and with the strength of the budgerigar, it was impossible to break through this enchantment.

Sure enough, after Zhang Hao entered the barrier, the thunderball hit the barrier and made a buzzing sound, and it dissipated instantly.

"Bastard, you have the ability to come out. Mr. Bird has a hundred ways to deal with you!" The budgie yelled. It is a parrot with obsessive-compulsive disorder. If you are curious about something, you must figure out the way. .

At the same time, it is also a dignified budgerigar, and it will never bow down to others, especially the guy in front of it.

"La la la, if you have the ability to hit me, I'll tell you if you hit me! How about it? If you can't hit me, you're a fool!" Zhang Hao stuck out his tongue, twisted his buttocks, continued to play cheap, and died of anger This bird is a beast.

"Heaven Fire Qigong Wave, Xuanlei Qigong Wave, Green Wood Qigong Wave, Black Water Qigong Wave, ahhh, I'll kill you!" The budgerigar exploded again, and a string of fireballs, waterballs and thunderballs all flew towards Zhang Hao.

It's just that it disappeared lightly when it hit the barrier.

"Hmph!" The budgerigar released a series of big moves continuously, feeling a little exhausted, turned its head and prepared to leave.

Curiosity and anger, there is nothing to do with this damn barrier.If it can enter the barrier, it will definitely kill that bastard.

However, just as the budgerigar flew a few steps, Zhang Hao walked out from the barrier, and continued to taunt: "Liu Wei Wei, bird hair beast, I'm coming out, you have the ability to hit me."

"Ah! Xuanlei Qigong wave!" The budgie yelled angrily, and once again used its big move to smash at Zhang Hao.

Zhang Hao smiled, swiped and hid in the barrier, and was once again immune to the strongest attack of the budgerigar.

The highest state of pretense is definitely not to forcefully pretend to be coercive, nor is it to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and to pretend that a coward is turned over and over again is still pretending to be good-looking.

"Heaven Fire Qigong... Poof..." The budgerigar almost vomited blood in anger, but it was a pity that the mana in the body was exhausted, and the fireball was extinguished before it could condense.

"You are too bad, you bastard. I won't play with you anymore. I'll tell you what the little parrot said when I see you next time." Zhang Hao waved his hand and stopped teasing this curious one. The budgerigar walked to the gate of Xuannv Palace.

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Xuannv Palace is not as luxurious as Yaochi, it is very simple and solemn, the whole palace seems to be formed by piling up the oldest blue stones, and it fits perfectly.

The walls are carved with ancient tattoos, forming many patterns.Some are huge blue birds, some are scenes of immortals refining elixir, some are fighting with large armies, and some are teaching ancient humans how to count and read.

Zhang Hao took a few glances and realized that these patterns were all recording the achievements of the Nine Heavens Profound Girl.

"It is rumored that the Nine Heavens Xuannv is the teacher of the Yellow Emperor. She taught him the art of war, elixir, spells, and room techniques, and even the "Xuannv Jing". He ascended to the sky by patting three thousand jade girls, who is more the number one satyr in heaven than the previous emperor?"

"That being said, Xuannv's intercourse skills must be stronger. It's strange, whether it's in the scriptures or rumors, there is no record that she has a man. Damn, could it be that Xuannv solves it on her own? And When doing this, can you still imagine so many exercises? It’s a fortress!"

Zhang Hao was instantly full of admiration for the mysterious girl of the Nine Heavens, who could be called the number one strange woman in the heavens.

However, Zhang Hao thought that he would not lose to Jiutian Xuannv and Huangdi in terms of attainments in Fangzhongshu.After all, when he was on Earth, after being cultivated by so many Lao Shi, he must be much stronger than these dull gods.

Thinking of this, Zhang Hao couldn't help muttering: "If you have a chance, you can have an in-depth exchange with Xuannv, after all, everyone is an old driver."

"Lord Heavenly Emperor, why did you come here?" At this moment, Ying Shang hurriedly walked out of Xuannv Palace.

"You didn't invite me here." Zhang Hao rolled his eyes. This guy's name is Ying Shang. Could it be that his head is flawed?
"Lord Tiandi misunderstood. It is not the meaning of business. There is a budgerigar at the foot of Xuannv Palace. Usually, no matter who comes, it will report. Today, for some reason, it did not report. It must have gone somewhere to play. Please forgive me for being late to welcome you." Ying Shang hastily explained that if he waited too long for the Emperor of Heaven, it would be difficult for him in the future.

"Oh, I've seen that parrot you mentioned before." Zhang Hao smiled slightly, expressing that he didn't care.

"Damn bastard, the Emperor of Heaven didn't even notify you when he came, and I'll settle the score with you later!" Hearing this, Yingshang even cursed inwardly.

With a smile on his face, he stretched out his hand and said, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, Master has been waiting for a long time, please."

"Okay." Zhang Hao raised his foot and walked into Xuannv Palace.

……

Nine Heavens Profound Girl was the same as the last time at the Peach Blossom Meeting, with a white gauze covering her face. The first time she saw Zhang Hao, she asked a question.

Zhang Hao was instantly stunned.

(End of this chapter)