Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 65 Hitting Someone to Death... No, Hitting a Dead Egg

"boom!"

Fairy Chang'e hadn't finished speaking when she heard a bang, and a fairy who couldn't see her face flew out.

The rebellious loli screamed: "It's broken, it's broken, it hit someone!"

Jun Yuli, the pretentious criminal, has been focusing on chatting with the rebellious loli, without the consciousness of an old driver at all, and the speed is getting faster and faster, causing a serious car accident.

But Xiaozheng didn't take it to heart, who knows if it was a fairy or a monster that he bumped into, even if he killed a bunch of gods, it's normal.

Xiao Zhengtai said loudly: "Two fairies, please pay attention, I am going to transform."

After all, he turned into a handsome young lady again, and rushed towards the unlucky guy together with the two fairies.

Soon, the three of them came to the side of the unlucky guy.

Yes, that unlucky guy is a huge egg.

The entire egg is three meters high, and its exterior color is similar to that of granite, making it look extremely solid.It's just that a big hole was sunk where the little Zhengtai hit it.

"Damn it, what kind of egg is this? Hey, it seems to be out of breath. Two fairies, since this egg has died, why don't we bake it and eat it." Mrs. Zheng touched the stone a few times Egg, it feels like there is no life in it, and I am very excited.

"Okay, okay, A Li, you are so kind, we will be good friends from now on." The rebellious Lolita was even more excited. She had killed the Dragon Prince and drank tiger bone soup since she was seven years old.

"no!"

Fairy Chang'e stopped the two of them loudly, then looked around twice, and said in a low voice, "Let's leave as soon as no one notices."

"Sister Chang'e, what's the matter with you?" Nezha asked curiously, looking at Chang'e and seeing her panicked expression.

"That's right, this egg looks delicious at first glance. Fairy Chang'e, don't you like eating meat?" Xiao Zhengtai also looked curious.

Even if you don't like to eat eggs, there's no need to be so afraid. Could it be that Fairy Chang'e has a phobia of eggs?
"This...is a dragon egg!" Fairy Chang'e naturally doesn't have any weird phobia of eggs, let alone a vegetarian fairy, she just recognizes what this thing is.

"Dragon egg? Sister Chang'e, you must have read it wrong. I have suffered from dragon tendons. Dragon eggs definitely don't look like this." Nezha understood what Chang'e was worried about, and quickly comforted her.

"That's right, what Fairy Nezha said is right. And even if it's a dragon egg, there's nothing scary about it. The Dragon Kings of the Four Seas combined can't beat me." Xiaozheng pretended to be coercive calmly, and stayed with Zhang Hao for a long time. He naturally became a pretender.

Fairy Chang'e's face became more and more ugly, and she said anxiously: "Stop talking, and leave with me quickly. This is not a dragon egg from the Dragon Clan, but a dragon egg from Dragon Valley."

"Dragon Valley? What is it?" Xiao Zhengtai became confused again.

When Nezha heard the word "Longgu", his face became flustered instantly. He grabbed Xiaozhengtai's hand and said, "A Li, let's listen to Sister Chang'e and get out of here quickly."

"Ah?" Xiao Zhengtai was stunned, and Nezha also suffered from ball-and-egg phobia?

"There's no time to explain! Ah Li, hurry up and come with me." Nezha was even more anxious than Fairy Chang'e, and pulled Xiao Zhengtai to leave.

However, at this moment, the stone egg rolled gently, and made a cute sound: "Hmph, you scoundrels, do you want to leave after bumping into this baby?"

Aha, not dead!

The expressions on the faces of the three Chang'e who were about to leave changed again.

Fairy Chang'e and Nezha both showed joyful expressions, as long as the dragon egg is not dead, any injury can be treated.

Xiaozheng was stunned, still not knowing what was so scary about this stone egg.

So he stepped forward, kicked the stone egg, and said: "Hey, idiot, you hit me, but you still want to pretend to be dead to blackmail me, believe it or not, I will beat you!"

Xiao Zhengtai's shameless demeanor was vaguely superior to Zhang Hao's, and he was actually ready to put the blame on Shidan.

"Heh heh heh, you want to slander this baby. I'm so mad at this baby. I will definitely sue my parents." Shidan was so angry that he rolled around on the ground.

"A Li, don't mess around, be careful, I will tell the sky... Ye Liangchen." Fairy Chang'e quickly stopped Xiao Zhengtai, and brought out the Emperor of Heaven, warning him not to mess around.

Little Zheng looked at Fairy Chang'e very puzzled, what's so amazing about this stone egg?Actually let her carry out the Lord Heavenly Emperor.

He snorted: "Since this stone egg is alive, it's not interesting to eat it."

Fairy Chang'e nodded in satisfaction, stepped forward and said to Shidan: "Little Dragondan, you were hit by us just now, I'm really sorry, why don't you let me heal your wounds."

At this moment, a loud singing sound came from above the head.

"Invincible is so, so lonely. Invincible is so, so empty. Alone in the cold wind, the cold wind keeps blowing... Who can understand my loneliness?"

Zhang Hao operated the Kunpeng Disillusionment Art, and the world was flying like lightning, and he quickly came from the fifth heaven to the first heaven.

Pretending to be like the wind is always with me, how can I not know a few songs when I walk in the rivers and lakes?What Zhang Hao is singing now is a song called "Invincible".

Suddenly, Fairy Chang'e's voice reached his ears: "My lord, why are you here?"

Only then did Zhang Hao realize that Chang'e Fairy, Rebellious Lolita and Xiao Zhengtai were looking at him not far away, and there was a huge stone egg beside him.

"What are you playing here? Are you baking eggs?" Zhang Hao found that the rebellious loli hadn't cried anymore, so he calmed down a lot and walked forward.

"Hmph!" The rebellious loli snorted and turned her head away when she noticed Ye Liangchen appeared again.

"Master, this stone egg hit us and is blackmailing us now. Fairy Chang'e sees it pitiful, and is about to heal its wounds." Xiaozheng, the villain, complained first.

"Aha, I thought you baked eggs to eat. Fairy, you are ashamed of flowers, this stone egg is so ugly, how can I have the right to touch your beautiful hand? Why don't we just bake it and eat it. I have The title of Wu Yanzu in the barbecue industry is very skillful, let me show you my skills." Zhang Hao has a special liking for barbecue, and when he saw such a big egg for the first time, he immediately wanted to bake the stone egg.

"Wu Yanzu in the barbecue world, what is it?"

Fairy Chang'e was quite curious, but she soon realized that she had been led astray by the Emperor of Heaven, she shook her head repeatedly and said, "No, this is a dragon's egg!"

"Why?" Zhang Hao was confused.

"That's right, why?" Mrs. Xiaozheng's face was bewildered, he had been confused for a long time.

Fairy Chang'e gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, and said, "Because it's a dragon egg from Dragon Valley! Let's roast it, and Dragon Valley won't make a fuss, and Lingshan will definitely trouble us."

(End of this chapter)