Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 66 With all due respect, you are an idiot!
"So it's Dragon Valley... Ah, I don't think I've heard of Dragon Valley. Fairy, let's talk about barbecue. I don't know if you like cumin or salt and pepper flavor. In fact, I think the spicy flavor is also good. , Some people like tomato flavor, it’s so weird, they should be burned to death like the FFF regiment.” Zhang Hao took out a few cans of seasoning from nowhere, and really prepared to bake the stone eggs.

He didn't stay idle, and directed the other two people to say: "Well, little girl, come here, I heard that you are really good at Samadhi, this stuff is the best for baking eggs. Zhuang Bifan, no, little ion, hurry up Go find some twigs and leaves, and let's bake eggs."

The rebellious Lolita looked confused, then raised her head arrogantly, not giving Zhang Hao any face at all.

Hmph, the prince and you are big enemies, how could he listen to your orders?

Little Zhengtai didn't act immediately either. Fairy Chang'e's every move showed that this stone egg was extraordinary.If something really happened, the unscrupulous master would definitely put the blame on himself.

"Ye! Liang! Chen! That! Yes! Dragon! Gu! Ah!"

Fairy Chang'e ignored the aloof Heavenly Emperor in front of her, and gritted her teeth word by word to remind her.

"Dragon Valley is just Dragon Valley. What's so strange about it? Any valley occupied by small loaches can be called Dragon Valley." Zhang Hao waved his hand indifferently, but his head was spinning rapidly.

What kind of nonsense Longgu actually made Fairy Chang'e so excited, you must know that she is the first rabbit in the world, and she is also the closed disciple of God Yunxiao.She herself has the cultivation base of Da Luo Jinxian, even if she faces the Dragon King of the Four Seas, she will not be so panicked. It is really strange that this mere stone egg makes her so nervous.

Dragon Valley?Dragon Valley, Dragon Valley... Dragon Valley!
"Fuck, is it the Dragon Valley in Lingshan?" Zhang Hao turned his head and looked around, and found that the place where several people were located seemed to be Luzhou in Beiju, and he immediately thought of the Dragon Valley in Lingshan.

Fairy Chang'e nodded.

"Damn chicken, it turned out to be this Dragon Valley. So, this stone egg is a real dragon egg?" Zhang Hao's eyes lit up, staring at the stone egg, almost drooling.

As the saying goes, there is dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat in the world.

Although the human dragons in Longgu are not authentic dragons, in a sense, their status is much higher than that of the current Four Seas Dragons, and they must taste good.

"Hey!"

Rao is the gentle Chang'e fairy, seeing Zhang Hao's appearance, she also knows what he is thinking... She couldn't help but snorted, expressing that she was a little angry.

Tianlongbabu is the most powerful weapon in Lingshan.

Most Bodhisattvas and Arhats only know how to chant scriptures and practice Zen, and are not good at fighting at all... Bodhisattvas are Da Luo Jinxian, and Arhats are Jin Xian, and there are only two to 300 people in total, but the Da Luo Jinxian and Jin Xian of the Tianbu and Longbu are far more powerful than Bodhisattva Arhats. Many times more.

If Lord Heavenly Emperor really baked a dragon egg, the entire Dragon Valley would riot.

Even if Lingshan can't do anything to the Emperor of Heaven, there will definitely be suspicions, which will not be of much benefit to get through this catastrophe.

The reason why she thinks so much is purely for the sake of the Emperor of Heaven wholeheartedly.

It was the first time Zhang Hao saw Fairy Chang'e's coquettish appearance, and he was a little intoxicated for a moment, unable to extricate himself, staring at her non-stop in a daze.

Fairy Chang'e looked shy and lowered her head.

"Hmph, it's too late, you guys actually want to roast this baby. This baby has just reported to mom and dad, and the uncles and aunts in the entire Dragon Valley will kill you, you are dead!" Long time no The talking stone egg issued an arrogant and cute warning.

After saying this, the stone egg rolled around on the ground, very proud... well, a little angry.

It took a lot of effort to sneak out this time, just to see the scenery outside Longgu, but it didn't expect to be bumped into a bad guy, and almost roasted and eaten by others, which scared the chrysanthemum tight.Fortunately, there is a special way of contact between humans and dragons. It just secretly contacted the parents in Dragon Valley, and they will come to rescue it soon.

As long as I can save my life, I will find a way to escape in the future.

"Hey, this guy can still talk?" Zhang Hao just came here not long ago, and he had never heard Stone Egg talk, so he was very curious.

"Heh heh heh, of course, this baby is an incomparably noble human dragon egg, how could he not be able to speak? You just wait to die." The stone egg continued to roll around on the ground.

"With all due respect, you're an idiot." Zhang Hao rolled his eyes, this bullshit dared to play tricks on him, it was a shame.

He turned his head and said to Xiao Zhengtai: "Little Ion, knock this stone egg unconscious, and then take it back to the palace. Tonight we will eat roasted dragon eggs."

Zhuang Bifan, no, Xiao Zhengtai also knew the origin of the stone egg at this moment, and pretended not to hear Zhang Hao's words.Lingshan is now the most powerful force besides the Heavenly Court, and there are two saints behind it. It would be bad if the Heavenly Emperor put the responsibility on himself.

The corner of Zhang Hao's mouth twitched, what the hell, he didn't even listen to his own words, it was really embarrassing.

Since Xiaozheng was too disobedient, Zhang Hao had no choice but to roll up his sleeves and walk towards the stone egg by himself.

Seeing Zhang Hao walking towards him with claws and claws, Stone Egg immediately called out: "Aww, what do you want? This baby will bite you to death? My parents will come soon. If you dare to bully me, they will definitely bite you!" kill you."

boom!
Zhang Hao punched the stone egg, and the stone egg let out a "ah" sound, and passed out.

He stretched out his hand and threw the stone egg to the little Zhengtai, grinning and said: "Why don't you just eat a baked egg? If there is anything, we will take care of it with the Aotian Gang. What are you afraid of? You are as cowardly as you are, and you have the nerve to say that you are an innate treasure. Are you willing to pick up girls?"

"I'm not afraid, I'm just giving you the chance to perform."

Xiaozheng caught the stone egg, and when she heard what Zhang Hao said, she glanced at the rebellious loli, and found that she was staring at Zhang Hao with her mouth wide open.Hmph, who is afraid of whom, even God Yunxiao can't help himself?Could it be that he is still afraid of Lingshan?

"This..." Fairy Chang'e looked at Zhang Hao with some doubts, she had already hinted so clearly, why would the Lord Heavenly Emperor do this.

"Shh, I did this with my own intentions, and I didn't really intend to roast it. Don't worry. You can go back to Tiandi Palace with Xiaoion and the others first. Only you know my identity. You have to get Nezha later. Let's go, don't let her know our secret." Zhang Hao held Fairy Chang'e's jade hand, gave her an electric shock, and sent her a voice transmission by the way.

When Fairy Chang'e heard the secret of the two, her ears blushed and she nodded slightly.

Xiao Zhengtai and the three left quickly.

Zhang Hao watched them leave, quietly performed the Kunpeng Disillusionment Art, and rushed towards Zhang San's direction.

(End of this chapter)