Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 67 I treat you as a friend, but you actually want to eat my shit?
In the first sky, there is a big river in a corner of Beiju Luzhou.

A huge fat pig, no, a fat bird is bragging with some turtles by the river.

"Little tortoise, my ancestor is Di Jiang, the head of the twelve ancestor witches. The status of our Hun Chao clan was more noble than the four great beasts, and the dragons of the four seas were not even worthy of carrying shoes. Well, at that time, you turtles The Clan is also a vassal of our Chaos Clan." Fat Niao raised his head, feeling very nostalgic.

It has no facial features at all, it is purely a meat ball with two wings inserted on it.

This fat bird is astonishingly chaotic.

It's a pity that a few little turtles didn't succeed in cultivation at all, and couldn't understand what it said, but thought that the fat bird wanted to eat them, so they speeded up and got into the river.

"Unexpectedly, I, a descendant of the great ancestor witch, can only be the lowest-level space repairer in the heaven, and I am also a non-staff member." Fat Bird saw that the little turtle didn't give him face, he was very lonely, and couldn't help sighing about life again.

It would be great if it was born a few million years earlier. At that time, the Wu Clan was bigger than the current Lingshan, and it could challenge the Heavenly Court head-on. The ancestor Di Jiang was the leader of the Wu Clan, and he could be equal to the Heavenly Emperor.

At this moment, a part of Fat Bird's meatball suddenly lit up, making a beeping sound: "Fat Bird, why are you being lazy again? Lord Yeyoushen has recently noticed that there are more space cracks, please repair them quickly. If I If you find that there are still problems, your bonus for this month will be gone."

It turns out that the bright block is not its body, but a brand embedded in its body, which is used for communication, similar to a mobile phone.

It's just that the color of the brand is similar to the body, and most people can't see it at all.

"Understood, boss." Fat Niao said to the sign obsequiously.

When the sign darkened, it straightened up all of a sudden, and then scolded: "His grandma, a crow dares to command me! When I become a righteous god someday, I will take care of you!"

After saying this, the fat bird flapped its wings lightly, preparing to leave the big river.

At this moment, a tall, mighty, handsome, evil, charming and madman... paralyzed, unable to make up any more, Zhang Hao landed beside Fat Niao.

"Holy shit, pigs can grow wings?" Zhang Hao saw Hun Chao all at once. In his opinion, this was a fat pig with wings.

"Damn it, I'm not a fat pig, nor a fat bird. I'm a noble chaotic beast!" The fat bird yelled furiously.

The second thing it hates is being called a fat bird.

The first thing I hate is being called a fat pig.

This guy in front of him is really annoying!
"Fuck, the fat pig can still talk?" Zhang Hao suddenly laughed, he saw this Hunhuo from a long distance, and recognized it.

After all, when he was reading the Heavenly Book, he focused on observing the catastrophe of the heavens twice.

The first catastrophe of the heavens was called the "War of Liches", and the leader of the witch clan was Zu Wudi Jiang, who was the first chaos in the world, and could fight against the Eastern Emperor Taiyi for 3 years without stopping. people.

Hun Chao was born with the ability to master space. He is a heterogeneous species in the world. It is rarer than dragons and phoenixes. It is quite awesome.

Generally speaking, only the Golden Immortal of Da Luo has the opportunity to comprehend the space ability, but Hun Chao can comprehend it after birth, which is really impossible.

The chaos in front of him has only the cultivation base of an earth immortal, and it looks like a temporary worker doing odd jobs for the heaven.

It's a shame that the descendants of the dignified ancestral witches turned out to be like this.

"I'll say it again, I'm not a fat pig!" Hun Chao was so angry that the crow that led him called him a fat bird, but this guy kept calling himself a fat pig.

"Okay, I won't call you a fat pig anymore." Zhang Hao grinned, "Then I'll call you a fat cow."

Chaos: "%*@%:$"

Seeing that Hun Huan had nothing to say, Zhang Hao pointed to a stone by the river and said, "Fat Niu, did you fill in the gap in the space here?"

"I'm not called a fat pig, nor a fat bird, nor a fat cow! My name is Fourteen."

Hun Huan said his name angrily, his face suddenly changed, he looked at Zhang Hao vigilantly, and said, "How do you know there is a space crack here?"

"So your name is Fourteen. I thought you were called San Pang. No, no, now you are not allowed to be called San Pang. We can only call you two plus one fat." Zhang Hao casually teased Jin Er plus one fat.

"Two plus one fat? What stuff? Hey, don't change the subject, I'm asking how do you know there is a space crack here? Do you want to sneak into the lower realm from here?" We must also stand on every post.

It has a trace of mana concentrated on the sign on its chest, and as long as the guy opposite admits that it is a smuggling god, it will immediately report to Lord Yeyoushen.

Zhang Hao waved his hand calmly, and said: "This space crack is caused by me defecating here before, and a lump of poop accidentally smashed the heaven, causing the crack. I just have time today, so let's see if I can repair it. "

With a dazed look on his face, Hun Chao murmured: "I've seen braggarts before, but I've never seen you bragging like this?"

What the hell can you pull through the heavens?
who do you think You Are?
Even Xuanwu, the biggest beast in the heavens, doesn't have this ability!

No, even if it is a saint who pulls papa, it is impossible to smash the heavens out of the cracks in space.Besides, it is impossible for a saint to pull that thing.

Zhang Hao's face darkened and his eyebrows raised, he was immediately unhappy, and he grinned and said, "Who is bragging? Two plus one fat, I will give you face, don't be shameless. I pooped and smashed a space crack. I wanted to fix it myself. I didn’t expect that you were the first to do it. Hurry up and restore the crack to me and fix it yourself.”

There is no way, no matter how awesome Zhang Hao is, he is only a golden fairy, and he knows nothing about space ability. Zhang San used this space rift to sneak into the lower realm.

Two Plus One Fatty was confused again. It had seen shameless people, but it had never seen such shameless people, and it said that it didn't want to sneak into the lower realm?You don't want to smuggle in, why did you ask me to open the space rift for you?

It snorted, ignored Zhang Hao, and prepared to use the sign to sue Ye Youshen.

"Damn chicken, why don't you get me out of here quickly." Zhang Hao saw that Hun Huan didn't pay attention to him, and his mood suddenly turned bad. Aren't you just a fat pig with wings, what are you awesome about?

After hearing Zhang Hao's tone, Hun Huan didn't complain anymore, he said: "Aren't you bragging? Can't you poop to smash space cracks? Come, let me see if you poop. If you can really poop Out of the space crack, I ate it."

Fuck, two plus one fat is so good?

Zhang Hao's eyes looking at Hun Huan suddenly changed.

I treat you as a friend, and you actually want to eat my shit? ? ?
(End of this chapter)