Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 68: Running around!Babo Erben!
"Why are you looking at me like this? Hurry up, I'm watching." Hun Chao was extremely proud, and he was sure that the guy in front of him was bragging.

Zhang Hao looked confused, is this guy really a descendant of Di Jiang?The descendants of the dignified ancestral witches were reduced to eating fish for a living?It's just so special...it's amazing!
Forget it, now is not the time to worry about whether two plus one fat will eat shit, but to open the space crack and put Zhang San in the sky.

"Hmph, boy, why don't you poop?"

"Be afraid. If you are afraid, tell the truth. If you resist, you will be strict. I will definitely sue Lord Ye Youshen, you who sneaked into the lower realm."

"La la la, grilled chicken wings, my favorite."

Seeing Zhang Hao's deflated look, Hun Chao became even more proud, and kept mocking him.

The corner of Zhang Hao's mouth twitched, this guy really deserves a beating!

He clenched his fists, ready to fulfill the wish of two plus one fat.

"Don't move, as long as you dare to hit me, I will immediately issue an alarm." The sign on the chest of Chaos is shining, this thing can directly contact its superior, that annoying crow... As for the connection, Gao Gao Lord Yeyoushen, it is purely bragging.

Zhang Hao rolled his eyes, and was about to knock two plus one fat out with a punch, and stuff them into the latrine.

With his current strength, he could knock two plus one fat out before calling the police.

However, this method is not safe. If Hun Chao wakes up later, he will definitely report this matter.At that time, the Heavenly Court will definitely have to make a fuss, saying that the heavenly realm has been broken, some gods have sneaked into the lower realm, and the catastrophe of the heavens has not yet passed, causing people to panic.

The fact that the catastrophe of the heavens has not yet passed, only a small number of big bosses at the peak of Daluo Jinxian know.Even a son of luck like Monkey King, who hasn't touched that realm, doesn't know it.This is also the reason why the Heavenly Court has not been chaotic until now.

"Well, it seems that we can only kill this chaos." Zhang Hao shook his head. If he doesn't want to spread the news, he can only kill it from the source. Getting rid of two plus one fat is the best way.

He raised his head to look at the proud two plus one fat, and suddenly felt that Hun Huan, who looked like a fat pig, was quite cute.

If you really want to kill someone, it seems a bit too much to bear.

"Forget it, forget it, since you have repaired the crack in the space I smashed, I don't have to do it myself, I'll go first." Zhang Hao grinned at Two Plus One Fat, and disappeared in front of it in an instant.

"I'll go, this guy doesn't play cards according to the routine." Two Plus One Fatty was complacent, and suddenly saw Zhang Hao disappear, and was immediately stunned.

"It's not fun, it's not fun. If this guy really smuggled into the lower realm, I'll definitely get a promotion if I report him. What a coward, he runs too fast... I wouldn't tease him if I knew it, I should pretend to leave and sneak in the dark Watch him." Two Plus One Fat regretted endlessly, a good opportunity to commit crimes is like a boiled duck, but it is a pity that it is now flying.

At this moment, the sign on Two Plus One Fat's chest lit up again, and a broken voice came out: "Fat Bird! Didn't I ask you to repair other space cracks? Why are you still staying there to be lazy? This month Do you still want to get the bonus!"

"Boss, I'm not lazy. Just now a guy wanted to sneak into the lower realm, and I'm about to report it." Two plus one fat quickly explained that this crow was very difficult to deal with, and tried every means to deduct its bonus every month.

"Fart, you have such a good opportunity to make meritorious service, you have reported it a long time ago. Nanchan Buzhou discovered three space cracks. If you can't fix them all today, you won't get any bonus points!" Crow yelled a few words, and the sign dimmed go down.

"Damn it, the dead crow is actually yelling in front of me! One day, I will become the great god of the heavens, and I will roast you!"

"Hmph, if I knew it earlier, I should have reported that guy just now. I would definitely not have to be scolded, and I would still be rewarded by Lord Yeyoushen."

Two plus one flew towards Nanchan Buzhou angrily, and the bird had to bow his head under the eaves. If he really couldn't complete the task today, the bonus for this month would really be lost.

After the two plus one fat flew far away, Zhang Hao's figure reappeared in place.

"Fat pig, dare to speak ill of me behind my back! Damn you, if I hadn't been in a good mood today, I would have roasted you already."

Zhang Hao didn't care about two plus one fat, he turned his head to look at the river.It turned out that there was a spatial crack here, which was a hidden location recorded in the heavenly book. He asked Zhang San to check the affairs of Tianchen Realm with the help of the lower realm here.

Originally thought that this crack in space was known to no one except the previous emperors, but it was discovered by two plus one fat by mistake, and the crack was repaired tightly by the way.

"Holy shit, Hun Huan is indeed an existence that is born to master the power of space. There is no crack at all. It really beeps Qin Erha." Zhang Hao casually called Xiaotiangou, but his face was not very happy.

He used to think that with his own strength, he would definitely be able to open the space crack again.

But Zhang Hao is only a golden fairy after all, even if he practiced the most powerful Tianzun skill, he still couldn't master the power of space.

"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have let that dead fat pig go away. Forget it, there is no medicine for regret in the world. I can only try with brute force, and see if I can blast this place away?" Zhang Hao was quite distressed, clenched his fists and turned to Smash it on the ground.

boom!
There was a deafening noise on the ground, and the water in the entire river jumped up, tens of meters high.

Fishes, shrimps, crabs, turtles, aquatic plants, and strangely shaped water monsters are all mixed in, clattering and falling from the sky.

"It's unreasonable! Who disturbed this king's sleep!"

"I'm so angry! Who is it that disturbed this king's sleep!"

Two monsters with fish heads and human bodies came out of the river with steel forks in their hands.

Zhang Hao shook his head. He used [-]% of his strength. If it were placed on the earth, it would be comparable to a magnitude [-] earthquake.

But the ground in the heaven is too hard, and [-]% of the power doesn't feel anything at all. Unless a big hole is smashed and many barbecue raw materials fly out, there is no other fart use.

Damn it, even if you try your best like this, it seems like you won't be able to break out the space crack.

"Bold and unreasonable, how dare you disturb this king's nap!"

"Troublesome and bold, disturbing this king's nap, you are courting death!"

The two fish demons were furious. The guy in front of them interrupted their nap and didn't even apologize.

"Aha?" Zhang Hao was thinking about the problem just now, and he didn't answer them at all. When he heard them calling again, he turned his head to look at the fish demon.

The moment he saw the two fish monsters, Zhang Hao was immediately stunned.

He knows these two fish monsters!
No, it should be said that he has seen it on TV. He was originally an ordinary little character, but he is a pair of strange brothers who are familiar to many children's shoes who have watched "Journey to the West".

Run around Ba!

Babo Erben!

(End of this chapter)