Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 69
The looks of the two are very similar to those in the TV series, the one on the left is purely a catfish head, and the one on the right is a black fish head.

Damn it, it looks so similar, could it be the two of them?

Zhang Hao was a little confused, cupped his hands and said, "You two, are you the legendary Benboerba and Baboerben?"

"Aha, you actually recognize my lord?" Catfish Essence licked his thick lips.

"Hehe, you actually know about me, my lord?" The black fish spirit tried to open her small eyes wide.

Fuck, it really is the two funny comparisons of Benboerba and Baboerben.

Zhang Hao rolled his eyes, he finally came across these two teasers, he might as well play with them, so he deliberately said: "The two great kings are famous, I've heard of them, and today I made a special trip to pay a visit to the two great kings."

Ben Boerba and Baboerben looked at each other, the two of them escaped from the Nine-Headed Insect, their strength was weak, they didn't dare to compete with other goblins for territory, so they could only be kings in this remote river.

It never occurred to them that someone had really heard their name.Hearing Zhang Hao's words, the eyes of both of them became excited.

"I haven't seen such an honest person like you for a long time, let's go, let's go to the mansion for a drink." Ben Boerba was so excited that he immediately went forward to invite Zhang Hao.

Not to be outdone, Babo'erben said: "Brother, you still have vision. But the wine at the elder brother's place is not good, you should go to my place."

"I'll go, don't you two like to say the same thing? Why did you change your taste?" Zhang Hao was a little confused. The level of pretense of these two guys is too low. After a few flatterings, he couldn't stand it anymore.

"He always likes to imitate me, brother, don't worry about it. Babo'erben, all you have is monkey wine, my brother is not used to drinking it, just get the hell out of here." To please Zhang Hao, he immediately glared at Baboerben.

Of course Babo Erben was not to be outdone, and said: "Brother, don't listen to him. You can see that his lips are so thick that he can't speak clearly. He must be learning how to speak from me. My monkey wine started off quite a bit, it's a Only the monkeys who come out of Huaguo Mountain are carefully brewed, and they can drink the authentic flavor of Huaguo Mountain. Do you know Huaguo Mountain? It is the site where Monkey King, the Monkey King of Monkey King, fought against the Buddha and the Monkey King. It is really a treasure... ..."

"Bah, look at your dead fish eyes, you have the nerve to say that I can't speak clearly. Brother, don't listen to his bragging, the one under him is a wild monkey, definitely not from Huaguoshan. The one under mine is different, She is a flower demon who came out of the three-star cave in the oblique moon, and the sweet-scented osmanthus wine she brews is unique." Ben Boerba pulled Zhang Hao past him, and counterattacked Baboerba.

"Xianyue Sanxing Cave is the most famous aristocratic school in the heavens. It specializes in cultivating great immortals and demons. Your flower demon is ugly and has such a low level of cultivation. Who will believe you if you tell me!" Babo Erben said mercilessly.

Zhang Hao's head was almost blown by the quarrel between the two. Using his mana a little, he bounced the two of them away, cupped his hands and said, "You two kings, I suddenly remembered that I have something important to do, so I'm leaving today."

After that, he turned into a Kunpeng and flew away quickly.

Damn it, these two funny guys will only have a good chat next time they meet, and now they are as annoying as square dancing aunts.

As for Zhang San's children's shoes, I can only think of a way.

Ben Bo Erba and Ba Bo Erben looked at each other, and a disappointed expression appeared on their faces instantly.

When they met their admirers for the first time, they were actually scared away by themselves.

"Babolben, the dog, let you snatch it from me. You see, that brother has been scared away."

"Go to your uncle, if you didn't want to seduce this brother with that ugly flower demon, how could he leave?"

"Damn it, do you want to fight?"

"Come on, I haven't given you loose skin for a long time, you're getting fat!"

The two chatters became more and more angry, and soon they started fighting.

All of a sudden, the river was surging, scaring a few buffaloes that were splashing not far away and fled.

……

"Grilled chicken wings, my favorite!"

Zhang Hao chose a place with a beautiful scenery and set up a barbecue grill with a wave of his hand. He took out a few fat fish and put them on it, and started to barbecue in the wild.

When he just left, he secretly wrapped it with mana. Benboerba and Babolben didn't see it at all... These grilled fish were all shocked to death by his punch. They don't eat for nothing. Everyone saves food. Responsible.

If they still fall on the shore, they will either become the dinner of other wild beasts, or they can only rot, and they might as well be eaten by the noble Emperor of Heaven.

Soon, a big fat fish was grilled, and Zhang Hao shook his head: "Damn chicken, there is no chili powder and cumin powder, not even chopped green onion and garlic, what a failure. Forget it, after heaven The first grilled fish I ate, I had to make do with it. Having said that, the grilled fish in Wujiang in Shancheng and the crayfish in Changsha are both delicious, if there are condiments, you must try them.”

Zhang Hao took a bite, and the strong smell of fish filled his mouth. He nodded repeatedly, full of praise: "Fuck, the taste of these fish and shrimp in the heavens is a hundred times better than that of the earth! Even if there is no seasoning, it's amazing." It's so delicious... If it really has seasoning, I can change my career to be a chef, and I will make a fortune by then! A meal of grilled fish must be exchanged for a flat peach. If it's really not good, ginseng fruit is also fine!"

Having found a new way to get rich, Zhang Hao was so excited that he managed to finish off a big fish in threes and fives, and digested it all with his mana running lightly, without feeling full at all.

After a long time, Zhang Hao thought of Zhang San's children's shoes again. He wiped his mouth, and connected to Zhang San: "Hey, Zhang San? Oh, that crack in space was blocked by a stupid chaotic head! I just now I tried it, but I can't break it open at all, I think you will definitely not be able to get up, or you can stay in the Tianchen Realm, it is not bad to marry a wife and have children."

Somewhere in the Tianchen Realm, Zhang San's children's shoes felt as if they were beeping a dog when they received this news!
He roared: "Zhang Ritian, don't think that I'm your clone, you just bully me like this! Damn it, believe it or not, I'm quitting?"

"Hey, Xiao Mian has a big temper. You have the ability to go to heaven on your own. I ate grilled fish. Goodbye." As the main body, Zhang Hao can take the initiative to contact the clone, but Zhang San's shoes have nothing to do with him.

Seeing Zhang San's children's shoes hanging like this, Zhang Hao decided to punish him.

Zhang San yelled angrily, turned his head to look at the sky, and muttered to himself: "Damn Zhang Ritian, you forced me! Do you really think I can't go to heaven?"

At this moment, Zhang Hao's voice rang in his mind again.

"Zhang San, you remember that when you went to heaven, you brought some chili powder and cumin powder, honey, chopped green onion, and garlic. I will treat you to grilled fish then."

(End of this chapter)