Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven

Chapter 70
"Senior didn't have any grudges with my Heavenly Sword Sect, did you? Why did you choose to cross the catastrophe here?" Fang Han expressed his puzzlement. When the Heavenly Tribulation bombs down, this punishment hall will definitely be wiped out.

"Jie Nima's grievances, I said that the terrain here is good and it's easy to pretend. Don't be ridiculous, if I am really angry, I will kill you all regardless of whether the catastrophe comes or not." Zhang San was very angry ,Very serious consequences.

Mere catastrophe is nothing to him, he can fully guarantee that these guys will not have any accidents.Unexpectedly, this old guy insisted on nagging in his ears endlessly.

Fang Han's face turned cold, and he said: "Senior, I gave you face, so I called you senior just now. You know, this is the territory of Tianjianmen after all, and there are many comrades who are fighting against monsters from other worlds with us. Do you really want to be an enemy of the world?"

That's right, a few days ago, many monks came to accompany Tianjianmen to fight against the birdmen of Tianfeng Realm.Most of the monks were seriously injured and stayed in Tianjian Mountain to recuperate.

It can be said that more than [-]% of the masters in the entire Tianchen Realm are here now, even if they face the powerful figures in the Transcending Tribulation Period, they can still fight.

This is where Fang Han's confidence lies.

As soon as his words fell, many Tianjianmen disciples quickly separated to make room for the masters behind them.

"Teacher Fang is right. This senior, we are all here. If you attract a catastrophe, won't it kill me?"

"Yeah, it's fine if we die under the hands of the birdman or that worm. If we were blown to pieces by the thunder for no reason, I'd be really aggrieved."

"Senior, put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately, so don't be obsessed with it."

"Senior, you should have heard that everyone gathers firewood with high flames, and two fists are no match for four hands. If you change the place to cross the tribulation, I will be grateful."

The strength of these few monks is similar to that of Fang Han, and they are all characters who are in charge of teaching giants and who are almost able to ascend to the ascension.

As the saying goes, the higher the level of cultivation, the more afraid of kitchen knives.Bah, the higher the cultivation base, the more afraid of the catastrophe, and the catastrophe is the easiest to target this kind of monk, and then beat him to ashes.

Fang Han saw that Zhang San's face was getting darker and darker, showing a look of winning.

Zhang San's children's shoes were really angry. First, Zhang Hao sent pigeons to pretend to be forced to return to the heaven, but a group of teasers jumped out to threaten him.

The clay figurine is still angry, not to mention Zhang San's children's shoes who inherited Zhang Hao's bad temper.

He walked like a tiger, appeared in front of several people at once, pointed at their noses and began to curse.

"Did you idiots get kicked in the head by a donkey? Can't you understand what I'm saying? Just because of you scumbags, I'm standing here, you can't beat me, you can't break the defense at all, okay?"

"Grandma, you don't want to save face for you, but you put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately, why are you still talking. Do you know what it means to toast and not to eat fine wine?"

"And you idiot, is that how everyone collects firewood and makes flames high? You guys can't even compare to an egg. I don't want to use words like eggs hitting rocks to describe you, because that's right. Egg disrespect."

"Especially you who are a bitch, you think you are the headmaster of Tianjianmen, so you dare to pretend to be like me? With your cultivation level, I can kill you with a fart. Isn't your sect just a man named Fang?" Has Hua's kid ascended? What's there to be ashamed of? After I go to heaven, let him wash my chamber pot for 300 years."

Zhang San scolded all over his face for a while, making everyone present dumbfounded.

Even Li Si, who had the same smell as him, stared at him stupidly with his eyes wide open.

Especially those few masters, they relied on their status, no one dared to insult them for thousands of years... Even in the face of the original sword master Fang Hua, at most they would lower their posture, and it was impossible for the other party to point their noses and scold them.

"You!" One of the tall people was very angry.

"You are so tall!"

"Disgraceful!" Another tall man shook his head and sighed.

"Sweeneyma's head!"

"Senior..." This tall man was more polite.

"Senior, you're so tall!"

"Presumptuous!" Fang Han couldn't bear it any longer. Not only did this person insult them, he also threatened to make Fang Hua, the sword master, wash the toilet. This was an insult to the entire Tianjian Sect and the entire Tianchen Realm.

You know, if the sword master Fang Hua hadn't arrived in time a few days ago, the entire Tianchen Realm might have been destroyed under the plot of that big bug.

"Don't worry about your size, you are so presumptuous, that kid Fang Hua chose you as a teacher, you are really blind. You don't even know the difference between yourself and me, so you dare to oppress me openly? Why? Just because of this How many doubi and you idiot disciples of Tianjianmen? Give you some sunshine, and you will be brilliant; Give you a little color, and you will open a dyeing workshop; Dao, you practice swords, you still use swords and don’t practice, practice degrading! Don’t practice golden swords, practice silver swords! It’s not right to give you a sword fairy, but you don’t want to be a sword god if you don’t. ! Really, why bother?!"

Zhang San was heartbroken, and a few days ago, he used the appearance of a little comrade to pretend to be a force, which gave the Tianjianmen group of teasers enough confidence, but he didn't expect to be threatened by these teasers now.

"Array! 36 sword formations from the heavens!"

Fang Han was furious and gave an order!Many disciples of the Heavenly Sword Sect quickly set up a formation. Even Fang Han himself, this formation was very difficult to break through. It was designed by the sword sage Fang Hua himself, and it can trap the masters of the Tribulation Period to death.

Putting out this formation means that Tianjianmen and Zhang San's children's shoes will never die.

Zhang San rolled his eyes, turned his head away, pouted his buttocks, and farted at Fang Han and the others.

"Pfft!"

The fart was not loud at first, but it was surprisingly powerful.

Fang Han, who was closest to Zhang San's buttocks, suddenly changed his face, as if he had never been able to bear this power and smell.

In Li Si's surprised eyes, the aloof headmaster of Tianjian Sect turned into a shooting star and flew out, flying so far away that he couldn't see him at once.

This is just the beginning, the power of this fart is a thousand times or ten thousand times greater than what Li Si imagined... no, it is a hundred million times.

Fang Han turned into a meteor and flew away!
Those experts turned into shooting stars and flew away!
All the disciples of Tianjianmen turned into meteors and flew away!

The flowers, plants, trees, and the palace of Tianjianmen were also blown to pieces by this fart, and the power of this fart can be described as destructive.

……

Fly to the stage.

The gods headed by Lei Gong opened their mouths wide.

"Is this... still a human?" A fairy muttered to himself.

Even if they weren't there, they could feel the power of this fart, and it was certainly not inferior to ordinary human beings.

This guy hasn't crossed the catastrophe yet!

They all have such strong strength, much stronger than that Fang Hua who ascended last time.

(End of this chapter)