my funny dad
Chapter 2 A whirlwind of "foot massage" blew up in the class
Chapter 2 A whirlwind of "foot massage" blew up in the class (2)
I was in a hurry: "What are you laughing at! Really, we lived in the same compound. When I was young, I heard my mother tell my mother, what kind of folk prescription should I ask for!"
Look at Guo Qing again, she doesn't appreciate me at all, staring at her blood-red eyes, as if she wants to swallow me whole.
I was blinking my eyes and wondering why he had such an expression, but he yelled at me: "Bah, liars are like this, so I can't be your babysitter!"
"Tony! Terry!"
There was a lot of noise in the classroom.
More than half of the people around me left, probably they were afraid that I would also say that they had enuresis and constipation.
Alas, it's also my fault, I'm in the fourth grade, and no one wants others to talk about their bedwetting when they were young, especially in front of female classmates.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly apologized to Guoqing: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said in front of so many people that you wet the bed when you were young..."
Unexpectedly, my apology resulted in Guo Qing's more fierce voice: "This is all about your childhood, why did you have to fall on me? I said why do you always walk barefoot? Cure old problems."
So, everyone turned their surprised eyes to me again.
Hahaha……
Immediately afterwards, there was another burst of violent laughter in the class.
Angrily, I waved my hands at them indiscriminately, and shouted: "Forget it if you don't believe me, I'll just go and play by myself anyway."
After finishing speaking, I put on my shoes, jumped off the corner of the table, and angrily left the classroom and ran to the playground.
Unexpectedly, after spending a long time talking and talking about a lot of benefits of walking barefoot, everyone didn't listen to any of them, and they were very upset.
As soon as I reached the corner of the corridor, I felt a large group of people following me.
Looking back, haha, they all followed me one by one.
whispering sound!As soon as they heard "play", everyone seemed to have lost their minds.
However, I turned around and added to Guoqing: "Walking with bare feet can make you grow taller."
Guo Qing, who didn't know how to appreciate it, gave me a hard look.
When I arrived at the playground, I just took off my shoes and socks, and Guo Qing, Huo Jie and the others couldn't wait.
They stepped on puddles with bare feet.
Haha, I used to deal with Dad in this way too, how did they know?So, I rushed to Guoqing's side, raised my foot, and stomped vigorously into the puddle, and the water immediately splashed all over him.He reacted and started to fight back against me.
In the same way, I went to provoke Huo Jie again, and Huo Jie went to provoke those girls who just watched but didn't practice.Therefore, Wen Xin and the other girls, who were flushed with anger, took off their shoes and socks and joined us.
So, you stepped on me and stomped on the playground, and it was a mess.
Hee-hee laughter, mixed with bursts of screams, resounded into one piece.
When I looked up, the windows of every classroom in the building, I mean the windows facing the playground, were all open, revealing dark little heads.
After a while, when I looked up again, the windows were all closed, and those people who stuck out their heads all came to the playground and started "foot massage".
Huo Jie asked me; "Lin Guagua, how do you know that bare feet are fun?"
I proudly said: "My dad told me."
Walking around with her skirt on the side, Wen Xin said, "Your dad is so cool, he actually came up with such a fun idea."
I grinned and thought, I don't want to tell her that my dad didn't have shoes when he was a kid, or let them admire that my dad can come up with ideas. I think it's better that way.
While playing in the water excitedly, Guoqing said to me: "Lin Guagua, you shouldn't have said that you can cure this and that in the first place, you just say it's fun, why bother talking so much nonsense!"
I still told him another nonsense, that is: "If it is sunny, our feet can still bask in the sun and be disinfected!"
Anyway, at least there was a whirlwind of "foot massage" in our class, and this whirlwind unstoppably extended to our respective homes.
5.Everyone wears what they call "shoes"
According to the discussion after school yesterday, when we arrived at school early in the morning, several of our good friends wanted to exchange the experience of "foot massage".
Unfortunately, just as I was about to say a few words, the class bell rang, which made us inattentive to listen in class. We had to take advantage of the time when the teacher turned to write on the blackboard, furtively winked and spoke dumb words that no one could understand.
Finally get out of class was over, Guo Qing ran to Huo Jie's seat, pulled him out, and said, "I'm telling you, just as my mother finished mopping the floor yesterday, I slid around with bare feet, and I didn't know how to fall." How many falls. My mother said that the mentally handicapped to throw herself so much..."
"Oh, you want to murder me!"
With a scream, Guo Qing was pushed aside by the extremely powerful Huo Jie.
Then, Huo Jie slowly took off his shoe, pointed to his right thumb, and said, "Did you see it? The reason why it is so thick is because it was injured and wrapped in several layers of gauze."
Guo Qing, who was a little confused by the push, stammered and asked: "This...does this have anything to do with me? Could it be that I murdered it?"
Huo Jie gritted his teeth and said, "This was murdered indirectly by Lin Guagua."
It turned out that Huo Jie also walked around the house barefoot last night.Later, when he was doing homework, he hid the football under the desk, and while writing, he rolled the ball around with his bare feet. Then, he estimated the position of the ball, imagined the opponent's goal, and kept going. "Shoot" with your feet...
Before he finished speaking, we all staggered with laughter, and then swarmed up, rubbed his head like a ball, to see if his IQ had dropped to zero, and kicked the table leg like a ball.
Poor Huo Jie has no ability to resist because of his right foot.
It deserves it, who made him grow bigger by relying on his strength, and often play tricks on us.
Hehe, it's so cool, so cool, I was the one who "indirectly murdered" it!
Wen Xin squeezed close to me and said, "Lin Guagua, when I got home yesterday, I was barefoot too..."
I interrupted her and said: "Yes, this is what we discussed, and we will have a group 'foot massage'!"
Wen Xin said with a bitter face: "But, my mother insisted that I wear slippers, saying that the floor is a floor after all, and it is very dirty. I said that I just wash it before going to bed, but my mother..."
I asked eagerly: "Then you good girl, why don't you put on your shoes quickly?"
"No, but I was also scolded by my mother from beginning to end, saying that I don't look like a girl."
I hurriedly comforted her and said: "My mother scolded me too. However, as soon as she scolded me, my dad quickly pulled her away, so my dad was the one who was scolded. Besides, my mom likes it." When the TV series started, she didn't care about me at all."
"Oh, my poor toes! These two days, my heroic appearance can only disappear from the football field!"
Huo Jie said with his messy hair.
Guo Qing also sighed and said, "Oh, it feels different to skate on the floor with bare feet and skates."
Wen Xin also took my arm, shook it back and forth, and said, "Lin Guagua, it seems that this whirlwind of 'foot massage' has just started, and they are about to calm it down!"
When I heard this, I became anxious. It was up to me, to be exact, how comfortable the "foot massage" indirectly initiated by my dad was. I was a little addicted just now.
In order to let everyone continue to share my fun, I rushed to them and said: "Is it what I call a 'foot massage' when you slam somersaults, or kick that hard table leg with a soft foot? Only a fool would do such a stupid thing..."
Isn't it? If you don't know about safety, then you are sorry for yourself. There is nothing to say about this.
I almost talked dry enough to make everyone a little bit more safety-conscious, but said warmly but hesitantly: "Lin Guagua, I'm still afraid of being scolded by my mother!"
Well, this is an unavoidable question.
I scratched my scalp eight times before my eyes suddenly lit up.
Seeing my expression, the eyes of these people onlookers also lit up.
I said, "I heard my dad say that to my mom, so my mom stopped scolding me."
"say what?"
Ahem, almost in unison!
"I heard my dad whisper to my mom, 'It's what she likes to do at her age, so let her do it. When she grows up, she will be just like you now. I feel that bare feet are nothing but dirty and scary. Apart from slipping, there is no other feeling. But Lin Guagua is different now, when she walks around with bare feet, she becomes a genius of imagination'..."
As soon as I mentioned "genius", I stopped proudly, and used my hands to pull back the hair that drooped on my forehead.
Looking at them again, everyone's eyeballs are protruding outward.
"With bare feet, what else have you imagined other than being comfortable? What a genius!"
I pretended to be modest and said: "Actually, it's nothing. When I step on a place with a carpet, as soon as I feel the furry thing, I will show a smiling expression and feel so warm from head to toe; when I walk to When the tiles in the bathroom are on, I will frown, feeling so cold, so cold..."
If it wasn't for Guoqing who interrupted me impatiently, I would still be immersed in my own imagination.
"Tch, I thought I had such an amazing imagination! Anyone who has not been given anesthesia will feel this way."
I said angrily: "It's impolite to interrupt others. In fact, I haven't said the most fun imagination yet."
So, in the anticipation of everyone, I went on to say: "When I walked on the wooden floor of the bedroom, the soles of my feet rubbed against the ground, and there was a creaking sound, and I felt that I was wearing a pair of shoes that could scream. 'Shoes' kept walking and laughing with greedy me..."
Before I finished my words, Wen Xin screamed regardless of her demeanor: "Wow, this is so fun, I want to walk on the wooden floor too, and I want to wear a pair of shoes that can scream!"
Huo Jie said: "How stupid, those are not real shoes, they were imagined by Lin Guagua."
Guo Qing squinted and said, "Lin Guagua, the genius is not you, but your playful cool dad."
It doesn't matter who the genius is, as long as everyone wants to "wear" what they call "shoes", everything will be fine.
6.Help Dad realize his childhood dream
"Lin Guagua, come down quickly!"
As I was stuffing pocket money into my pocket, I heard hoarse shouts from downstairs.
As soon as he heard it, he knew it was Guoqing who was shouting.I hurried to the balcony, opened the window, and looked down. Good guys, Guo Qing, Huo Jie, Wen Xin, all wearing roller skates, fully armed, lined up downstairs, facing the direction of my house, all in one row. looking up.
"Why go, you little lunatics?" Mom asked in surprise.
"ice skating!"
I answered bluntly while looking for skates.
"Where are you going?"
It may be a large group of people, and my mother asked vigilantly.
"Yuyuantan Park!"
The park is near our home, and several of our partners used to go there together. My mother shouldn't have any doubts about this.
More importantly, we are smart enough to do our homework well enough to shut our parents' mouths.
However, my mother just yelled: "What? Running so far to sneak? Isn't it okay in the compound?"
I really don't understand, "There is a place for skating in the park, is there any in the yard?"
After I finished speaking, I opened the door and left.
The moment the door was closed, I heard my mother ordering to my father: "Hurry up and follow your precious daughter!"
In fact, ice skating was Huo Jie's idea.
He said that "foot massage" with bare feet is enjoyment, and "foot massage" with roller skates should be another great enjoyment, so today's collective action came about.
It's a pity that Dad ran behind us like a big tail.
It's not fun to have an adult take care of it.So, I stopped and said to my buddies, "How about trying to get rid of my dad?"
Unexpectedly, they said to me in a hurry: "Lin Guagua, it's not the same if you get rid of your mother, but your father is different. He is very funny. Bringing him will make us happier."
Before I could express my opinion, the group of people put their hands to their mouths and shouted, "Uncle Lin, we'll wait for you—"
Hey, these guys are boring!
What's even more boring is the skating rink.
With the addition of their father in the audience, these few people tried their best to express themselves.For a while, it flew close to the ground, and for a while it swiped the ground and made a sharp turn backwards.
"Okay! Okay! Lin Guagua also comes!"
As soon as I heard the rough applause, I knew it was my father.
Originally, I wanted to pretend that I didn't know him, but he called me by name, which was really embarrassing.
But those guys were completely different. They kept making funny faces at my dad while they were playing tricks.
After slipping around for several times, I didn't hear my father's voice anymore, so I smiled happily.
Hmph, I must be feeling bored, I'm looking for a place to enjoy leisure, I knew he was only interested for 3 minutes.
However, the development of things is always different from my idea.
Originally, children were flying around on the skating rink, and the adults were holding clothes and holding water and standing outside the iron fence to watch.However, because of the addition of a big white shadow, the inside and outside of the skating rink suddenly became lively.
Not to mention, you may not guess that this big white shadow is my dad in white sportswear.
He clumsily put on the rented roller skates and started to walk a few steps along the iron fence like a big stupid penguin. He couldn't wait to let go of the fence and jumped into the middle of the field.
Omg, it turns out he disappeared in order to appear better.
So, we, who were running vigorously, got together and stared at his every step with fear.
I whispered, "My dad can't skate at all!"
I haven't finished my words yet, I just heard a bang, and my dad fell heavily to the ground with his buttocks.
Amidst the roar of laughter from the onlookers, the few of us hurried over to help him up.
"It's okay, it's okay, how can you learn it without a few falls."
Dad also followed everyone with a silly smile.
While patting the dirt on his buttocks, he pushed us away and said, "Leave me alone, you play your tricks, I want to teach myself."
When we all believed in his self-learning ability, Dad, who hadn't walked a few steps, fell to the ground again with a snap.
Before we slipped to his side, he got up again.Soon, he fell to the ground with another slap.
After being helped up by us with difficulty, my father grinned and said with a difficult smile: "When I was young, it was okay to fall, but now it really hurts. It seems that if you want to learn some skills, you have to take advantage of it." The younger you are, the quicker you learn."
I quickly said: "Then don't learn it, just go to the side and stay."
When my father heard what I said, he was actually anxious to me: "If I had this condition when I was a child, I would have learned it long ago. Learning to skate was my childhood dream."
Hearing what his father said, Huo Jie hurriedly said, "Uncle Lin, we will teach you today and help you realize your childhood dreams."
Without my consent, these people actually threw me aside, took my dad, who was as stupid as a big bear, to the sidelines, asked him to hold on to the iron fence, and took the trouble to teach him another kind of "foot massage" "The action essentials.
Then, another attraction appeared on the skating rink, that is, a tall and strong father with a white coat covered in dust, under the protection of several children who were as tall as his chest, began to walk step by step. "Foot Massage".
Is it exciting?What's even more exciting is that my dad, who just learned to stand firmly on skates, returned home like a seriously injured hero, and asked me to pour water for him and serve him food, as well as his arms, legs and waist. Get a real massage.
Alas, my father, who seems to be fun to others, makes me very tired.
(End of this chapter)
I was in a hurry: "What are you laughing at! Really, we lived in the same compound. When I was young, I heard my mother tell my mother, what kind of folk prescription should I ask for!"
Look at Guo Qing again, she doesn't appreciate me at all, staring at her blood-red eyes, as if she wants to swallow me whole.
I was blinking my eyes and wondering why he had such an expression, but he yelled at me: "Bah, liars are like this, so I can't be your babysitter!"
"Tony! Terry!"
There was a lot of noise in the classroom.
More than half of the people around me left, probably they were afraid that I would also say that they had enuresis and constipation.
Alas, it's also my fault, I'm in the fourth grade, and no one wants others to talk about their bedwetting when they were young, especially in front of female classmates.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly apologized to Guoqing: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said in front of so many people that you wet the bed when you were young..."
Unexpectedly, my apology resulted in Guo Qing's more fierce voice: "This is all about your childhood, why did you have to fall on me? I said why do you always walk barefoot? Cure old problems."
So, everyone turned their surprised eyes to me again.
Hahaha……
Immediately afterwards, there was another burst of violent laughter in the class.
Angrily, I waved my hands at them indiscriminately, and shouted: "Forget it if you don't believe me, I'll just go and play by myself anyway."
After finishing speaking, I put on my shoes, jumped off the corner of the table, and angrily left the classroom and ran to the playground.
Unexpectedly, after spending a long time talking and talking about a lot of benefits of walking barefoot, everyone didn't listen to any of them, and they were very upset.
As soon as I reached the corner of the corridor, I felt a large group of people following me.
Looking back, haha, they all followed me one by one.
whispering sound!As soon as they heard "play", everyone seemed to have lost their minds.
However, I turned around and added to Guoqing: "Walking with bare feet can make you grow taller."
Guo Qing, who didn't know how to appreciate it, gave me a hard look.
When I arrived at the playground, I just took off my shoes and socks, and Guo Qing, Huo Jie and the others couldn't wait.
They stepped on puddles with bare feet.
Haha, I used to deal with Dad in this way too, how did they know?So, I rushed to Guoqing's side, raised my foot, and stomped vigorously into the puddle, and the water immediately splashed all over him.He reacted and started to fight back against me.
In the same way, I went to provoke Huo Jie again, and Huo Jie went to provoke those girls who just watched but didn't practice.Therefore, Wen Xin and the other girls, who were flushed with anger, took off their shoes and socks and joined us.
So, you stepped on me and stomped on the playground, and it was a mess.
Hee-hee laughter, mixed with bursts of screams, resounded into one piece.
When I looked up, the windows of every classroom in the building, I mean the windows facing the playground, were all open, revealing dark little heads.
After a while, when I looked up again, the windows were all closed, and those people who stuck out their heads all came to the playground and started "foot massage".
Huo Jie asked me; "Lin Guagua, how do you know that bare feet are fun?"
I proudly said: "My dad told me."
Walking around with her skirt on the side, Wen Xin said, "Your dad is so cool, he actually came up with such a fun idea."
I grinned and thought, I don't want to tell her that my dad didn't have shoes when he was a kid, or let them admire that my dad can come up with ideas. I think it's better that way.
While playing in the water excitedly, Guoqing said to me: "Lin Guagua, you shouldn't have said that you can cure this and that in the first place, you just say it's fun, why bother talking so much nonsense!"
I still told him another nonsense, that is: "If it is sunny, our feet can still bask in the sun and be disinfected!"
Anyway, at least there was a whirlwind of "foot massage" in our class, and this whirlwind unstoppably extended to our respective homes.
5.Everyone wears what they call "shoes"
According to the discussion after school yesterday, when we arrived at school early in the morning, several of our good friends wanted to exchange the experience of "foot massage".
Unfortunately, just as I was about to say a few words, the class bell rang, which made us inattentive to listen in class. We had to take advantage of the time when the teacher turned to write on the blackboard, furtively winked and spoke dumb words that no one could understand.
Finally get out of class was over, Guo Qing ran to Huo Jie's seat, pulled him out, and said, "I'm telling you, just as my mother finished mopping the floor yesterday, I slid around with bare feet, and I didn't know how to fall." How many falls. My mother said that the mentally handicapped to throw herself so much..."
"Oh, you want to murder me!"
With a scream, Guo Qing was pushed aside by the extremely powerful Huo Jie.
Then, Huo Jie slowly took off his shoe, pointed to his right thumb, and said, "Did you see it? The reason why it is so thick is because it was injured and wrapped in several layers of gauze."
Guo Qing, who was a little confused by the push, stammered and asked: "This...does this have anything to do with me? Could it be that I murdered it?"
Huo Jie gritted his teeth and said, "This was murdered indirectly by Lin Guagua."
It turned out that Huo Jie also walked around the house barefoot last night.Later, when he was doing homework, he hid the football under the desk, and while writing, he rolled the ball around with his bare feet. Then, he estimated the position of the ball, imagined the opponent's goal, and kept going. "Shoot" with your feet...
Before he finished speaking, we all staggered with laughter, and then swarmed up, rubbed his head like a ball, to see if his IQ had dropped to zero, and kicked the table leg like a ball.
Poor Huo Jie has no ability to resist because of his right foot.
It deserves it, who made him grow bigger by relying on his strength, and often play tricks on us.
Hehe, it's so cool, so cool, I was the one who "indirectly murdered" it!
Wen Xin squeezed close to me and said, "Lin Guagua, when I got home yesterday, I was barefoot too..."
I interrupted her and said: "Yes, this is what we discussed, and we will have a group 'foot massage'!"
Wen Xin said with a bitter face: "But, my mother insisted that I wear slippers, saying that the floor is a floor after all, and it is very dirty. I said that I just wash it before going to bed, but my mother..."
I asked eagerly: "Then you good girl, why don't you put on your shoes quickly?"
"No, but I was also scolded by my mother from beginning to end, saying that I don't look like a girl."
I hurriedly comforted her and said: "My mother scolded me too. However, as soon as she scolded me, my dad quickly pulled her away, so my dad was the one who was scolded. Besides, my mom likes it." When the TV series started, she didn't care about me at all."
"Oh, my poor toes! These two days, my heroic appearance can only disappear from the football field!"
Huo Jie said with his messy hair.
Guo Qing also sighed and said, "Oh, it feels different to skate on the floor with bare feet and skates."
Wen Xin also took my arm, shook it back and forth, and said, "Lin Guagua, it seems that this whirlwind of 'foot massage' has just started, and they are about to calm it down!"
When I heard this, I became anxious. It was up to me, to be exact, how comfortable the "foot massage" indirectly initiated by my dad was. I was a little addicted just now.
In order to let everyone continue to share my fun, I rushed to them and said: "Is it what I call a 'foot massage' when you slam somersaults, or kick that hard table leg with a soft foot? Only a fool would do such a stupid thing..."
Isn't it? If you don't know about safety, then you are sorry for yourself. There is nothing to say about this.
I almost talked dry enough to make everyone a little bit more safety-conscious, but said warmly but hesitantly: "Lin Guagua, I'm still afraid of being scolded by my mother!"
Well, this is an unavoidable question.
I scratched my scalp eight times before my eyes suddenly lit up.
Seeing my expression, the eyes of these people onlookers also lit up.
I said, "I heard my dad say that to my mom, so my mom stopped scolding me."
"say what?"
Ahem, almost in unison!
"I heard my dad whisper to my mom, 'It's what she likes to do at her age, so let her do it. When she grows up, she will be just like you now. I feel that bare feet are nothing but dirty and scary. Apart from slipping, there is no other feeling. But Lin Guagua is different now, when she walks around with bare feet, she becomes a genius of imagination'..."
As soon as I mentioned "genius", I stopped proudly, and used my hands to pull back the hair that drooped on my forehead.
Looking at them again, everyone's eyeballs are protruding outward.
"With bare feet, what else have you imagined other than being comfortable? What a genius!"
I pretended to be modest and said: "Actually, it's nothing. When I step on a place with a carpet, as soon as I feel the furry thing, I will show a smiling expression and feel so warm from head to toe; when I walk to When the tiles in the bathroom are on, I will frown, feeling so cold, so cold..."
If it wasn't for Guoqing who interrupted me impatiently, I would still be immersed in my own imagination.
"Tch, I thought I had such an amazing imagination! Anyone who has not been given anesthesia will feel this way."
I said angrily: "It's impolite to interrupt others. In fact, I haven't said the most fun imagination yet."
So, in the anticipation of everyone, I went on to say: "When I walked on the wooden floor of the bedroom, the soles of my feet rubbed against the ground, and there was a creaking sound, and I felt that I was wearing a pair of shoes that could scream. 'Shoes' kept walking and laughing with greedy me..."
Before I finished my words, Wen Xin screamed regardless of her demeanor: "Wow, this is so fun, I want to walk on the wooden floor too, and I want to wear a pair of shoes that can scream!"
Huo Jie said: "How stupid, those are not real shoes, they were imagined by Lin Guagua."
Guo Qing squinted and said, "Lin Guagua, the genius is not you, but your playful cool dad."
It doesn't matter who the genius is, as long as everyone wants to "wear" what they call "shoes", everything will be fine.
6.Help Dad realize his childhood dream
"Lin Guagua, come down quickly!"
As I was stuffing pocket money into my pocket, I heard hoarse shouts from downstairs.
As soon as he heard it, he knew it was Guoqing who was shouting.I hurried to the balcony, opened the window, and looked down. Good guys, Guo Qing, Huo Jie, Wen Xin, all wearing roller skates, fully armed, lined up downstairs, facing the direction of my house, all in one row. looking up.
"Why go, you little lunatics?" Mom asked in surprise.
"ice skating!"
I answered bluntly while looking for skates.
"Where are you going?"
It may be a large group of people, and my mother asked vigilantly.
"Yuyuantan Park!"
The park is near our home, and several of our partners used to go there together. My mother shouldn't have any doubts about this.
More importantly, we are smart enough to do our homework well enough to shut our parents' mouths.
However, my mother just yelled: "What? Running so far to sneak? Isn't it okay in the compound?"
I really don't understand, "There is a place for skating in the park, is there any in the yard?"
After I finished speaking, I opened the door and left.
The moment the door was closed, I heard my mother ordering to my father: "Hurry up and follow your precious daughter!"
In fact, ice skating was Huo Jie's idea.
He said that "foot massage" with bare feet is enjoyment, and "foot massage" with roller skates should be another great enjoyment, so today's collective action came about.
It's a pity that Dad ran behind us like a big tail.
It's not fun to have an adult take care of it.So, I stopped and said to my buddies, "How about trying to get rid of my dad?"
Unexpectedly, they said to me in a hurry: "Lin Guagua, it's not the same if you get rid of your mother, but your father is different. He is very funny. Bringing him will make us happier."
Before I could express my opinion, the group of people put their hands to their mouths and shouted, "Uncle Lin, we'll wait for you—"
Hey, these guys are boring!
What's even more boring is the skating rink.
With the addition of their father in the audience, these few people tried their best to express themselves.For a while, it flew close to the ground, and for a while it swiped the ground and made a sharp turn backwards.
"Okay! Okay! Lin Guagua also comes!"
As soon as I heard the rough applause, I knew it was my father.
Originally, I wanted to pretend that I didn't know him, but he called me by name, which was really embarrassing.
But those guys were completely different. They kept making funny faces at my dad while they were playing tricks.
After slipping around for several times, I didn't hear my father's voice anymore, so I smiled happily.
Hmph, I must be feeling bored, I'm looking for a place to enjoy leisure, I knew he was only interested for 3 minutes.
However, the development of things is always different from my idea.
Originally, children were flying around on the skating rink, and the adults were holding clothes and holding water and standing outside the iron fence to watch.However, because of the addition of a big white shadow, the inside and outside of the skating rink suddenly became lively.
Not to mention, you may not guess that this big white shadow is my dad in white sportswear.
He clumsily put on the rented roller skates and started to walk a few steps along the iron fence like a big stupid penguin. He couldn't wait to let go of the fence and jumped into the middle of the field.
Omg, it turns out he disappeared in order to appear better.
So, we, who were running vigorously, got together and stared at his every step with fear.
I whispered, "My dad can't skate at all!"
I haven't finished my words yet, I just heard a bang, and my dad fell heavily to the ground with his buttocks.
Amidst the roar of laughter from the onlookers, the few of us hurried over to help him up.
"It's okay, it's okay, how can you learn it without a few falls."
Dad also followed everyone with a silly smile.
While patting the dirt on his buttocks, he pushed us away and said, "Leave me alone, you play your tricks, I want to teach myself."
When we all believed in his self-learning ability, Dad, who hadn't walked a few steps, fell to the ground again with a snap.
Before we slipped to his side, he got up again.Soon, he fell to the ground with another slap.
After being helped up by us with difficulty, my father grinned and said with a difficult smile: "When I was young, it was okay to fall, but now it really hurts. It seems that if you want to learn some skills, you have to take advantage of it." The younger you are, the quicker you learn."
I quickly said: "Then don't learn it, just go to the side and stay."
When my father heard what I said, he was actually anxious to me: "If I had this condition when I was a child, I would have learned it long ago. Learning to skate was my childhood dream."
Hearing what his father said, Huo Jie hurriedly said, "Uncle Lin, we will teach you today and help you realize your childhood dreams."
Without my consent, these people actually threw me aside, took my dad, who was as stupid as a big bear, to the sidelines, asked him to hold on to the iron fence, and took the trouble to teach him another kind of "foot massage" "The action essentials.
Then, another attraction appeared on the skating rink, that is, a tall and strong father with a white coat covered in dust, under the protection of several children who were as tall as his chest, began to walk step by step. "Foot Massage".
Is it exciting?What's even more exciting is that my dad, who just learned to stand firmly on skates, returned home like a seriously injured hero, and asked me to pour water for him and serve him food, as well as his arms, legs and waist. Get a real massage.
Alas, my father, who seems to be fun to others, makes me very tired.
(End of this chapter)
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