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Chapter 208 You Want To Eat Shit

Chapter 208 You Want To Eat Shit
"Grandma, I escaped."

As Nie Xiaoqian fled along the tree demon's vines, the tree demon's grandmother had no reason to deal with Shen Mo anymore, only to see its wriggling vines suddenly retracted to the ground, and disappeared outside Lanruo Temple with a loud buzzing sound.

"It's pretty quick to escape." Shen Mo sneered, looking at the vine tentacles all over the floor, it was the first time he fought against the dryad grandma, so he naturally had to evaluate its strength.

Generally speaking, the strength of the dryad's grandmother is stronger than that of the Millennium Tongtianliu.

After Shen Mo wears the title of ruthless lumberjack, he has acquired a powerful lethality specifically against the dryad, coupled with the boost effect of the devil's contract, which allows him to cut down the vines of the dryad with ease.

But the strength of the dryad's grandmother is definitely more than that. After all, what was cut just now is just the vine tentacles of the dryad. Its original body must be stronger, thicker, and harder than these tentacles.

Shen Mo must despise the enemy mentally and pay attention to the enemy tactically. Before the third watch tomorrow night, he must adjust his state and be fully prepared to fight to the death with the tree demon grandma.

call!
Mo Mo took a long breath, closed his eyes gently, and activated the 1st special effect skill of the ruthless lumberjack [Tree Language]

hum!hum!hum!
All kinds of whispers sounded in Shen Mo's ears, and those messy and unclear tree language fell into his ears from all directions, tightening his mind, Mo Mo found the most reliable old tree among them.

It was an old poplar tree with a crooked neck, at least 30 years old.

"Hello, can you understand what I'm saying?"

Huh, huh, huh, huh... The old poplar tree made weird noises, and after a while, it uttered very standard Mandarin.

"Young man, why are you looking for me? Hey... I can speak human language, I can think? I really want to eat shit... That bearded man made some shit under my tree some time ago... Tsk tsk, that tastes so good. Can you let that bearded man come over and take a dip again. "

silence:"???"

Originally, I wanted to find an older tree that was more reliable, but I didn’t expect that the older the tree, the less reliable it was. This old poplar tree with a crooked neck actually wanted to eat shit, and it was Yan Chixia’s shit!This story tells us that if you have nothing to do, don't defecate anywhere in the wilderness, or you will definitely be missed by the perverted dryad.

"Cough cough!" Mo Mo coughed dryly twice, and shouted sharply, "Let's put aside the matter of eating shit first, it's the first time I've used the tree language ability, give me a face, let's have a good chat."

"Tree language ability?" Old Yangshu suddenly realized, "No wonder I can speak human language and think. It turns out to be your ability. This ability is really good. You actually temporarily attached your thinking ability to me, so that I can Think like you."

Silence is speechless, the tree language ability is actually borrowing your own thinking ability to the old tree, but Moment's thinking ability is so pure, you actually use it to think about shit.

Sorry, goodbye, I want to change a tree, a tree that doesn't eat shit.

"Don't wait. Young man, just ask if you have any questions. I am the oldest tree in this area, and I know more than them." The old poplar kept begging. It was finally able to think, how could it give up so easily? This feeling.

It's like being a dog for a long time, and if you let him be a human for a while, if he has a choice, he will never choose to go back to being a dog.

"Okay, then let me ask you, do you know the thousand-year-old tree demon who was here just now?"

Old Yangshu was silent for a while, and said truthfully, "I know, it is a thousand-year-old tree demon entrenched in the north of the county. I can't perceive it at ordinary times, because it always hides in the demon world created by itself, and only comes out to eat people. , only to stretch out many thick and hard tentacles... It is the big brother in our area, the old and powerful kind."

Shen Mo chuckled, "I know all of this, let me tell you something I don't know."

The old poplar shook its branch awkwardly, "Others... the female ghost under its hands is very beautiful, with a good figure, good temperament, and a fair price..."

Pfft!

Silence directly pulled the tree language ability from the old Yangshu's body, cutting off its extremely evil thoughts. This shameless thinking must not be his own, and there must be an uncontrollable mutation in the process of bestowing it.

Silence is the most powerful and purest person, how could he endow the old poplar with such evil thoughts!Huh, it's just slander.

However, according to Lao Yangshu, Nie Xiaoqian did not deceive herself, she was telling the truth.

It is a must to go to the North Grove in Sangeng County tonight.

Unlocking the tree language ability, Shen Mo took off the title of ruthless lumberjack and placed it in his personal warehouse, then walked to Yan Chixia who was cleaning the juice of the dryad.

"Daoist Yan, thank you for your hard work."

Yan Chixia brushed off his beard and laughed loudly, "It's all for the sake of the common people. Have you succeeded?"

Nodded silently, making a gesture that the wall has ears, and we will talk after entering the room.Yan Chixia paused, understood instantly, and returned to Lanruo Temple in silence.

When they came back, Ning Caichen was still shivering holding the Diamond Sutra under the table. He didn't notice the departure of the tree demon and Nie Xiaoqian's affairs at all, and he didn't care at all. He just wanted to get through tonight. Tomorrow morning, I will quietly be a tenant collector, and after collecting the rent, I will go home to celebrate the New Year.

Shen Mo and Yan Chixia ignored Ning Caichen, closed the window, and whispered.

"How? Did you ask?"

"No, but an inner ghost has been planted around the tree demon. Tomorrow night at midnight, let's go to the small forest in the north of the county, and she will lead us to find the original tree demon."

Yan Chixia was taken aback, "Is it reliable? Is the inner ghost the female ghost?"

Nodding silently, "It's that female ghost."

Huh? !Yan Chixia looked disgusted and doubtful, "Little friend Shen, why do you believe even nonsense, haven't you heard of nonsense? You were deceived by that female ghost!"

Yan Chixia beat her chest and stamped her feet, "I knew you young people couldn't stand the temptation of beauty, so I should have let me interrogate this female ghost. Now that the tiger is sent back to the mountain, the thousand-year-old tree demon must be more cautious. We want to find out its origin." body, it is even more difficult.”

Silent and speechless: "````"

Seeing Yan Chixia's furious appearance, he couldn't help but start to question in his heart, could Nie Xiaoqian really be untrustworthy? !Is there no basic trust between humans and ghosts?
Silently asked himself, he has read A Chinese Ghost Story no less than ten times, and read no less than a hundred fan fiction novels. In each of his works, Nie Xiaoqian is well-behaved, well-behaved, well-educated, and loved by everyone...Standing firmly in justice It is impossible for a good female ghost to come to him and turn into a kind-faced, dark-hearted female ghost with a poisonous scorpion.

Nie Xiaoqian is absolutely trustworthy for betting five yuan silently.

"Daoist Yan, please trust my judgment, that female ghost will definitely help us."

Yan Chixia asked back, "Why?"

"First of all, she is a good female ghost who is forced into prostitution. Although she confuses men and helps them to abuse them, I know that she is not bad in nature."

"Furthermore, she is about to be given to the Black Mountain old demon by the tree demon. She will only die if she waits. Only by cooperating with us can she have a chance of survival."

"Finally, according to my intuition of countless ghosts, she can be relied on."

Yan Chixia recalled the words of silence carefully, and murmured, "Young Shen and the female ghost have had a deep conversation, how do you know her so well?"

Silence still wanted to quibble, Yan Chixia waved her hand to interrupt the silence, "No need to explain, I can understand, slim female ghost, a gentleman is so good. I have heard of love that transcends life and death. However, young people must understand Deep and shallow, knowing how to advance and retreat. Although the old man does not believe in that female ghost, but the old man believes in you."

Yan Chixia muttered to herself, anyway, there is no other way to find the tree demon now, although this method is absurd, let's give it a try!

(End of this chapter)

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