The Yuan Family of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

Chapter 6 The Alcoholic Chunyu Qiong

The sky has gradually become darker, with stars dotted against a bright moon in the sky, the bright light is like a veil, covering this bloody and damp land.

Wuchao is located forty miles away from Yuan Jun's camp. The distance is neither long nor short. Yuan Shang's [-] cavalry soldiers hurriedly rushed, and it took nearly an hour to arrive in a hurry.

Looking from afar, I can see that the Wuchao camp is divided into three villages, standing pretty among the mountains, nestled among the scattered mountains. The camp is surrounded by deep forests and lush leaves, and the roads are narrow but not dangerous. In the midst of war, this place can be regarded as a resort with still scenery.

At this moment, in front of the Wuchao Camp, a troop of soldiers and horses was slowly approaching. This troop walked very carefully. The soldiers on both sides walked around vigilantly and patrolled the surroundings to see if there were any suspicious signs.

Among the soldiers and horses, there was a man in silver and bright armor, sitting on a gray-haired horse, with a nervous look on his young and handsome face. Needless to say, he was Yuan Shang, the third son of the Yuan family.

Guo Yuan, the lieutenant beside him, was holding a broadsword and a black horse under his crotch. He had a rather fierce appearance. While commanding the soldiers to investigate, he said to Yuan Shang, "Third Young Master, Wuchao is ahead!"

Yuan Shang nodded and asked: "Is there any suspicious place near the forehead, showing signs of Cao Jun's presence?"

Guo Yuan shook his head, his big bearded face looked extremely cautious: "The general ordered the soldiers to proceed carefully along the way, and strictly searched, and there was no trace of Cao Jun's haunts."

"Didn't you come?" Yuan Shang looked up at the bright sky, and said to himself: "The dark moon kills the night, the wind is high and the sky is set on fire. The moonlight is so bright tonight, which is not conducive to murder and arson. If I were Cao Cao, I would If you don’t choose such a bright night to come, Cao Jun probably won’t come tonight.”

Guo Yuan didn't quite understand what Yuan Shang said. As a reckless man who was brought up by Yuan Shang, he never cared about anything other than obeying the orders of the third son.

"Third Young Master, what should I do now?"

Yuan Shang thought for a while after hearing this, and said: "The left and right have already come, there is absolutely no reason to go back, Guo Yuan, you go and ask the camp to open the door, I want to see Chunyu Qiong, and remind him that it will take a few days. Take precautions."

"promise!"

The army horses walked for a while, and when they reached a place only a hundred steps away from the Wuchao camp, they saw Guo Yuan suddenly raised his hand, and shouted loudly: "The whole army stops!"

Following Guo Yuan's order, the two thousand soldiers stopped step by step and formed a defensive formation in front of the Wuchao camp.

Guo Yuan galloped on horseback and came to Wuchao camp and said loudly: "Soldiers guarding the stronghold, listen up, I am Guo Yuan, a general under the command of the third son Yuan. The third son led the army to come and tell your family quickly. General Chunyu, order him to come out of the stronghold to meet him!"

The soldiers on the sentry tower lit the torches and shouted loudly: "Do you have tokens and general flags as evidence?"

Guo Yuan held up the token in his hand: "Look carefully, don't miss it, put the flag a hundred paces behind me!"

The sentry tower soldier carefully checked with a torch, and after confirming that it was correct, he turned around and went to the village to report.

When I was young, I saw the gate of Wuchao village opened wide, and a group of lieutenant generals dressed in school captain's armor came out quickly, and greeted the gate of the camp, erected two sides, as a gesture of welcome, and saw Yuan Shang's mount coming in, and they all bowed their hands to salute , and shouted in unison: "The last general will wait to see the third son!"

Yuan Shang waved his hand casually to remind them not to be too polite. He is not in good health at the moment. He has been riding a horse for an hour, and his back is already sore. Now if he is asked to go up to the fifth floor, it will be difficult.

Looking back and forth at the welcoming generals, Yuan Shang noticed that the group of people were in very disordered positions. How should I put it, it was like a group of lambs standing on the grassland without a leading shepherd.

"Which one of you is Chunyu Qiong?" Yuan Shang searched around, but couldn't find Ziwu Maoyou.

All the captains looked at me and I looked at you, but no one dared to say anything.

Guo Yuan beside Yuan Shang frowned, and shouted loudly: "The third son asked you something! Didn't you hear it? Where is Chunyu Qiong himself?"

A school lieutenant sighed helplessly, cupped his hands to Yuan Shang and said, "Returning to the third son, General Chunyu is now resting in the camp."

Guo Yuanhu stared, and said angrily: "Bold! The third son is here, and he is still sleeping in the camp? Could it be that he didn't take the third son seriously! How presumptuous!"

"No, it's not that General Chunyu never dared to do this, it's just him."

Yuan Shang waved his hand and said: "Forget it, I have something urgent. If he doesn't come, I'll just go and find him. It doesn't matter much. Where is he, you lead me there."

When the school captain heard the words, all his facial features crowded together, his little face twitched so much that he was about to cry, but Yuan Shang pointed at him by name, how dare he refuse?

He led Yuan Shang to the main tent of the Chinese army in Wuchao, and as soon as he arrived at the entrance of the tent, he heard a burst of "humming, huh fart" ghost crying and wolf roaring, as if someone scratched a blackboard with his fingernails in later generations, it was extremely creepy people.

Yuan Shang felt chills all over his body when he heard this, and couldn't help shivering heavily, pointing to the camp, he said in amazement: "What's the situation? Your general Chunyu was bitten by a dog?"

The school lieutenant was full of embarrassment, and said in a low voice: "Third son, don't be alarmed, General Chunyu is naturally free and easy, he likes the melody after drinking, he drank a few jars tonight, he is a little drunk, he seems to be singing and humming."

"It's okay to have a broken gong voice. Singing and humming?" Yuan Shang trembled all over: "You General Chunyu is really emotional."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a disheveled, drunken man walking out of the tent with a smell of alcohol all over his body.

"belch--"

A long belch spewed out from his big mouth, and the stench in it was so foul that one could smell it clearly from a long distance away.

Yuan Shang hadn't healed from the wind and cold, and when he suddenly smelled this smell, there was a "buzz" in his head, and he was about to lose his breath after a burst of dizziness.

Fortunately, Guo Yuan behind him had sharp eyes and quick hands, and he grabbed Yuan Shang.

Chunyu Qiong's face was full of red, and she didn't drink less at a glance. She pointed at Yuan Shang with blurred eyes, and Chunyu Qiong smiled foolishly: "Whose girl is this, she looks so fair? Not bad, come here, come and accompany her." Lord, drink."

Yuan Shang's brain was suddenly covered with black lines.

The school lieutenant at the side was anxious, wiped his sweat and walked to Chunyu Qiong, and said in a low voice: "General Chunyu, you can see clearly, he is the third son under the lord's knee!"

"Third Young Master?" Chun Yuqiong was obviously very drunk, her big bull eyes were full of confusion, she scratched her head, and said strangely: "Isn't Third Young Master a man? When did he grow up to be such a big girl?"

Everyone wiped their sweat collectively.

"General Chunyu." Yuan Shang cleared his throat heavily, and explained to him dissatisfied: "My son has always been a male since he was a child, from the beginning to the end, and has never had any deviation. I hope you wipe your eyes well. , you can take a closer look.”

"Oh" Chunyu Qiong was obedient when he drank too much, and he did wipe his eyes when he was asked to wipe them. After rubbing them hard for a while, he almost pulled out the eyeballs.

After a long while, Chunyu Qiong finally showed a dazed face, and said in amazement: "My mother, you really are the third son!"

"Finally, I recognize you. You are acquainted." Yuan Shang sneered, and said with a straight face: "General Chunyu, it's not my son who said you. The battle is imminent. You were ordered to guard Wuchao. It's fine if you don't fulfill your duties. You go and look in the mirror. , look at what kind of virtue you have achieved, how can you be a general under your father's tent in your state."

Before he finished speaking, Chunyu Qiong hugged Yuan Shang, jumped up excitedly, and said with a foolish smile: "Third Young Master, hahahaha, it's really Third Young Master, but I saw him alive today!"

Yuan Shang's face changed when he heard the words: "You made me say this, so it's possible that I was dead before."

Chunyu Qiong laughed out loud, slapped Yuan Shang suddenly, straightened his face, and said, "Third son, I used to be the same rank as the eighth captain of Xiyuan with your father, but we are old friends. According to seniority, you have to call me uncle and call me uncle." one!"

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Turning his head to look at Guo Yuan, Yuan Shang's expression was obviously very angry: "Is there any way to make this bastard sober up quickly?"

"Back to the third son, General Chunyu is not lightly drunk, if you want to wake him up, you have to piss on his horse!"

Yuan Shang heard the words and nodded and said: "Okay, this method is fucking relieved, pass my general order, and immediately order the soldiers who raise the horses to fetch me two catties of horse urine, the thicker the better. Remember, fresh ones, not old ones. goods!"

"promise!"

At this moment, Chunyuqiong didn't know what was going on, and she was still holding Yuan Shang with her arms around her, laughing and blushing.

"Hahaha, third son, you are my eldest nephew! Kiss my eldest nephew! Be good elder nephew! Come! Knock uncle!"

(End of this chapter)