The Yuan Family of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

Chapter 7 Cao Jun Finally Attacks

As the saying goes, wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes bones. Throughout the ages, many talented people have lost their great opportunities in life and wasted their precious youth in the confusion of wine and meat. Wine and meat are abhorrent.Some people dismissed it, still wanton, and finally lost to this filthy food, and ended up in a miserable and desolate end.

Obviously, Chunyu Qiong didn't know what it meant to know how to return from a lost path, so today, he was doomed to fail here.

When Guo Yuan brought the horse urine, Chunyu Qiong was running around in the camp, taking off his pants and urinating everywhere.

What's interesting is that he urinates as soon as he urinates, and he doesn't finish urinating as soon as he urinates. He sprinkles a little in front of this tent, then holds back, lifts his pants and runs to another tent, sprinkles a few drops of sun dew, holds back again, and then Hurry to find the tent and continue spreading
Guo Yuan stared blankly at Chunyu Qiong having fun all over the place, and couldn't help asking Yuan Shang in amazement: "Third Young Master, he just took a piss, but he can still urinate like this. General Chunyu's skin is too thick, right?"

Yuan Shang also stared blankly for a long while, but he couldn't bear it after all, so he ordered a group of guards to pin Chunyu Qiong to the ground.

Walking in front of Chunyuqiong with a look of displeasure, Yuan Shang raised his leg and kicked Chunyuqiong's ass with hatred, gritted his teeth and said, "Take a good piss and let you piss, you think your dog occupies the territory?" !"

Chunyuqiong was pressed to the ground, still smiling hippiely, belching his wine and said, "Nephew, you're an amateur now, uncle's trick is called rain and dew. Hahahaha!"

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When I was young, I saw Yuan Shang suddenly turned his head and shouted: "Where is the horse urine?"

Guo Yuan immediately held up a wine jar with both hands: "Here is the horse urine."

"Okay!" Yuan Shang turned his head and pointed at Chunyu Qiong, and ordered loudly, "Come here!"

"exist!"

"Hey, General Chunyu, drink and piss!"

"promise!"

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A jar of horse urine can be said to be more or less.

To be more specific, it means that there is not much to look at, but a lot to drink.

Chunyu Qiong drank a lot today, whether it was wine or horse urine
After the filling, the skinless drunk who was still laughing and laughing just now turned pale, and then he pinched his throat tightly, retching his stomach, and then vomited profusely. A large stain, very eye-catching.

Under the disgusting gazes of the crowd, Chunyu Qiong stood up patting her head, looking ignorant, with deep confusion in her eyes, as ignorant as a newborn baby.

After a while, Yuan Shang walked up to Chunyu Qiong and asked in a low voice, "General Chunyu, are you awake?"

Chunyuqiong looked up at Yuan Shang, then patted his head, as if he was recalling some episodes just now, but after a while, he seemed to remember something, his head was full of cold sweat, and his eyes were full of fear with restlessness.

"Master, you're sober from the wine!" Chunyu Qiong didn't care about his dizziness, and hurriedly stood up to show his attitude.

"Really awake?"

"Absolutely awake!" Chunyu Qiong nodded heavily.

"Do you still need me to call you uncle?"

"The third son is joking, the last general dare not." Chunyu Qiong began to wipe his sweat.

"Do you still want to drink?"

Chunyu Qiong glanced at Yuan Shang cautiously, and asked anxiously, "Young master, do you mean drinking or horse urine?"

Yuan Shang's red mouth and white teeth bared slightly, revealing a sweet and harmless smile: "What do you think?"

Chunyu Qiong hesitated for a moment: "Wine?"

"Horse pee!"

"Don't drink, don't drink"

Yuan Shang was deeply suspicious. Chun Yuqiong was also one of the eight captains of the capital's West Garden back then, on the same rank as Yuan Shao and Cao Cao?How much did he have to spend to buy it!

Yuan Shao, who died just now, still uses him as a general, so it's no wonder that Cao Cao is not wiped out!
Yuan Shang gave him a hard look, and said: "Come into the tent with me, I have something to tell you." After saying that, he turned and walked towards the main camp of Wuchao. Chunyuqiong and the generals and captains who assisted him in guarding Wuchao followed Followed by.

After entering the main camp tent, looking up, he saw that the ground was full of wine jars, and the whole tent was filled with the smell of wine and meat.

Having wine and meat through the intestines is Chunyu Qiong's current life of depression.

Yuan Shang felt very depressed. He ran around all day with his illness all day because of Wuchao, begged his grandpa to tell his grandma, saw this and found that, and even secretly sent troops to rescue Wuchao under the scapegoat of disobeying the military order. The real guard of the nest is hungover all night here. He is full of food every day and runs out to urinate and mark the territory. He is also a human being.
Gently clicking on the table, Yuan Shang turned his head and asked Chunyu Qiong, "How many soldiers are available in Wuchao?"

Chunyuqiong stared blankly at Yuan Shang, looking at Yuan Shang in a daze, looking at this death, it seemed that he was about to commit another crime from alcohol.

Sui Yuanjin, Chunyuqiong's lieutenant general, saw this and hurriedly stood up to rescue him, saying, "Third Lord, within Wuchao, there are two thousand horses, three thousand bowmen, and five thousand infantry. There are about [-] available soldiers and horses."

At this time, Chunyuqiong seemed to be recovering a little bit, and nodded while belching his wine, "That's right, there are about soldiers and horses in the black nest, hiccup, nearly ten thousand. Well, ten thousand."

Yuan Shang sighed heavily. Cao Cao might come here in a few days. This big wine bun didn't even understand how many soldiers he had under him. No wonder he lost Wuchao overnight in the history of his previous life. , Just like this bear, 1 more are useless.

People like Chunyu Qiong may not be expected, what should I do?It's up to me!Who let myself spread such a first-class wine lees.

"My spies have reported that in the past few days, Cao Jun seems to have sent troops to attack Wuchao. I am here tonight for no other reason than to worry about Wuchao, so I led my troops here and wanted to plan with you. one time."

All the generals in the tent were shocked when they heard the words, Wuchao Cavalry Governor Lu Weihuang hurriedly said: "I don't know where the third son's spies got this detailed report, did the master know about it?"

"Of course my lord knows, that's why I sent my son to sit in the town first, and the reinforcements will arrive in a few days." To avoid causing other troubles, Yuan Shang lied.

Everyone felt a little relieved when they heard the words. Thinking about it, the third son is the most beloved son of the lord. If there is no special order, how can he go to Wuchaoqiong in the middle of the night to stir up trouble.

"Dare to ask the third son, since Cao Jun's movements are false and true, how do you plan to protect Wuchao?" Chun Yuqiong finally said something in agreement with his identity, which moved everyone present.

Yuan Shang rubbed his chin and said: "What I mean is, before Cao's army has started, first divide the soldiers and horses into three groups, keep one part in the camp, and lay in ambush in the left and right mountains and forests outside the camp. Dig a trap on the main road, if Cao Jun comes, we will attack from three directions, attacking the head and attacking the tail, chaotic them, hold on until father's reinforcements arrive, then we can attack with all our strength and defeat Cao Jun."

Sui Yuanjin nodded when he heard the words: "Third Young Master, such an arrangement is feasible, since that's the case, the general will make preparations immediately."

Before he finished speaking, he heard urgent footsteps coming from outside the tent. Guo Yuan rushed into the main camp sweating profusely. , On the southeast road, there is a cavalry vanguard rushing towards Wuchao, but its general and banner are unclear, if it is as you guessed, maybe Cao Jun really came here!"

(End of this chapter)