My Anti-Japanese Brigade

Chapter 413 How to do it!
"Young man, I think you are too pessimistic!...You don't believe in Buddha, how do you know that the Buddha is not there? The Buddha is always watching from the sky!..."

"Fart! Since the Buddha is here, why does he just watch all beings suffer and not save them?..." Qi Dabing retorted before waiting for the figure that was exactly like himself.

"Rude! You are really rude!... This is a fixed number, everyone has their own debts from the previous life to pay back, so this life will suffer!..."

"Fuck off! The [-] million compatriots in China were ravaged and massacred by the Japanese. Could it be that so many people are in debt? You are talking nonsense, you are talking heresy, be careful, I will report you! Forget it, what am I competing with myself? ?..." Speaking of this, Qi Dabing closed his eyes and rested, feeling that this time may not have arrived, otherwise someone would have called him.Let yourself, in this dream, spend a good time!
However, that figure did not intend to let go of Qi Dabing, and continued to whisper in Qi Dabing's ear: "I'll just say you! Why aren't you childish at all? I mean, your life It shouldn’t be rejected!… Also, when I tell you about the cause and effect, I want to tell you that you are lucky, your quilt still has a long way to go, you have eight wives, seventy children,… "

"Bah!... Eight wives, and seventy children, do you think I'm a pig?... Go, go, don't disturb my sleep!... And you, what are you, why are you pretending What do I look like?..." Qi Dabing sank his right hand, and the Fanglang dagger fell into his hand, with the intention of cutting the figure in front of him to pieces.

"Wait! Why are you still using a knife while you're talking?... Let me tell you, don't believe it, you really have eight wives and seventy children, as long as you survive this calamity!..."

"Fuck your grandma!... Can I survive the catastrophe for his mother?..." Qi Dabing slashed at him with a single knife, and immediately cut the godly self without a trace.

"Hmph! You still dare to lie to me? My dream is up to me, can you beat me?...cut!..." Qi Dabing continued to sleep after killing the figure.However, after disappearing, the figure that was exactly the same as him appeared again, patted Qi Dabing on the shoulder and said: "Benefactor, the poor monk is back again!...Pfft!..."

Qi Dabing didn't even think about it, and made another saber, but before Qi Dabing drew his saber, this figure unexpectedly appeared on the other side of Qi Dabing's body.

"Huh! I can't kill you anymore?..." Seeing that he couldn't kill the other party, Qi Dabing gave up, but when he turned around, he fell asleep on the other side.However, at this moment, that figure continued: "Hey! Benefactor, I am a god!...I can grant you one wish, is it okay?..."

"Wish? You can have this Tao!..." Qi Dabing felt that everything else was nonsense, and if he could realize his wish, then of course it would be great.But what about good wishes?At this moment, after much deliberation, Qi Dabing finally decided that the figure who claimed to be a fairy was right, he wanted eight wives and seventy children.Of course, in this way, there are two wishes, so Qi Dabing made a wish.She smiled wretchedly and said, "I want eight wives!..."

"Ding! As you wish!...Okay, go out to cross the tribulation now!..." The figure that was exactly the same as Qi Dabing imitated the sound of 'ding! ', so he let Qi Dabing get out of the dream and go out to cross the catastrophe. That is to say, if he couldn't ask for rain, he had to hang himself on a high altar.

"Bah! You are a liar, with your virtue, you are considered a god?... If I can survive this calamity, what do you have to say?... No, even if I survive this calamity, it is useless, because my body, There is something more fatal!..."

At this moment, Qi Dabing was deep in thought, but the figure who was exactly the same as Qi Dabing smiled playfully: "Tsk tsk! That thing won't kill you, there will be noble people to help!... Ha ha! You still want to Let's figure out how to get through this pass!... How can we know if it's raining if we don't ask for it?..."

That figure completely disappeared, and Qi Dabing thought about it for a while, and felt that what the sick fairy said was right, if he didn't try it himself, how would he know it wouldn't work?What if a miracle happens?And that fairy, why did he want to change into his own appearance?That is to say, he was telling me that it is better to ask for others than to ask for yourself!

"That's right! How can I be so smart?..." Thinking of this, Dabing Qi woke up from his dream, and immediately jumped up, startling those who broke his precepts, thinking that Dabing Qi was going to cheat his corpse ! ...

However, it doesn't matter if Qi Dabing is strung together like this, everyone in the audience immediately looked up to watch, praying for a miracle to happen.But what about those little devils at this time?But the gun almost went off, thinking that Qi Dabing was going to escape!But seeing that he was still on the altar, he put down the guns in his hands one after another, and stared closely at that figure of Qi Dabing.

"What? Chinese monk, is it about to start?...Look at the sky, it's only a quarter of an hour before noon, can you ask for rain?..." Old Yoshida sneered unceremoniously.However, Qi Dabing smiled more wretchedly than him: "Hey!... There are some things, if you don't try, how can you know?...By the way, devil benefactor, do you believe in God?..."

"Hmph! I only believe in our Japanese God of War!..." Old Yoshida expressed his disdain for this.

"You will believe it. In addition to worshiping your Japanese God of War in the future, you will also have another me!...a Chinese Living Buddha!...haha!..."

"Ba Ga, Lu, even if I believe in pigs and dogs, I won't believe you!... After a while, I will hang you with my own hands!..." Old Yoshida slapped the table and was about to board the Fa stage, but was grabbed by Gongmu Junyi.Attaching to Yoshida's ear, he whispered: "Your Excellency, Zhongzuo, don't get angry, be careful of being fooled by him. The subordinate thinks that he can't ask for rain at all, so he intends to provoke you and then kidnap you. , you can escape successfully!..."

"Yuhe, you are very smart!... You are very good! From now on, you will be my right-hand man, Mr. Gongmu, you have to work hard!..." Hearing these words, old Yoshida was also very happy, feeling himself , Finally found another general who can assist him.This is like a general, he doesn't need to be able to fight, he only needs to be able to employ people.This is like, the sage Han Xin, the more troops the better, but he did not become the emperor.But Liu Bang became the emperor, why?Because Han Xin ruled the soldiers, but Liu Bang ruled the commanders, this is the difference between the two.Therefore, this old Yoshida has an IQ, but it is not that he does not make mistakes, but he is good at employing people, so he has climbed from a commoner to the position of a lieutenant! ...

(End of this chapter)