My Anti-Japanese Brigade

Chapter 414 How to do it!
The pine plants fall to the ground and the flowers bear no fruit,
The dust and smoke are flying, and the fruit has no food.

Thousands of miles in the red land will eventually have a boundary,
Hope the sky will rain down!
In the severe drought, even the black pine with the most tenacious vitality has no harvest in this severe drought, let alone those grains.However, even in dry weather, there is a deadline after all, and I hope that God will rain down on you! ...

However, at this moment, there was such a sloppy monk, dancing his sword on the high platform, muttering words in the air, as if begging for rain! ...but who is this person?Of course it was the crazy Qi Dabing! ...

"The sky has spirits, the earth has spirits!...the heavens and the earth have spirits, and all dharmas are spirits!..." At this moment, Qi Dabing didn't know what he was reading!But by chance, with a pen in his hand, he drew such a talisman on a piece of blank yellow paper.And the painting is very similar, just like the real thing.Of course, Qi Dabing didn't know what he was painting at this moment!Anyway, it is such a talisman!
"Snapped!……"

Dabing Qi held the mahogany sword, and with his sweat-soaked left hand, stroked the blade lightly, and then went 'crack! ' With a sound, it stuck to the yellow talisman.And the next step, of course, is to burn it!However, this kind of burning is also very particular. If you just put it on the fire like this, will you lose your share?But seeing that Qi Dabing had wine in his mouth, he ran towards the pillar of fire and sprayed it, and then rose up, a huge fireball covered Qi Dabing in it.Almost set myself on fire.

"Hehe! It's getting hotter!..." Qi Dabing's smile was slightly awkward.But the crowd in the audience cheered continuously, because if the living Buddha got angry, he had real kung fu, so everyone was happy for Qi Dabing.At the same time, the old Yoshida couldn't sit still, because he was sitting under the altar, and he couldn't see what was going on above the altar, so he ordered people to move all the seats to a distance. Look at Qi Dabing, what the hell is he doing on the platform?

"There are five grains that are born to support people, but now droughts are invading. If God blesses the spirit at this time, rain down to relieve the disaster!..." Qi Dabing even wanted to write a poem at this moment, but this is not a poem, but a sacrificial song. But why did Dabing Qi do it?He didn't know it himself, or in other words, this sacrificial song was made by Qi Dabing.But so be it anyway!That's what Qi Dabing thought.Immediately afterwards, he grabbed the phosphorous powder on the altar and threw it everywhere, and the entire altar was almost played by him.Even if the great monk broke the precepts, he stayed away from him, because in such a short time, his eyebrows were burnt off by Qi Dabing.

"The heavens are spirited! The earth is spirited! Water has spirits too!..." Qi Dabing picked up the koi fish basin on the altar, and kept pouring down the water, and the water in the fish basin was originally small, but after passing Qi What can the fish do after the soldiers make such a fuss?Immediately applauded and fluttered!Immediately there was a burst of exclamation, feeling that the living Buddha really did something, under the scorching sun, they all felt the raindrops falling, but the raindrops had a fishy smell! ...

"This paper is also burned, and the gods are also worshiped! The wind is coming!..." Qi Dabing raised a token with the word 'wind' on it, and shouted at the sky, but where is the wind?Good day!There is no wind at all! ...

"Captain! I think you should stop messing around, we are together, let's hang here today!..." Seeing this, the great monk who broke the precepts is so discouraged!Feeling useless, why is it so easy to pray for rain?Even his own master doesn't know how, let alone, this is simply a fake monk - Qi Dabing.

"Haha!... Chinese monk, I think you can't ask for rain, why don't you just hang yourself on this high platform! I will follow your Chinese customs and do it well! Bury you!..." At this moment, Old Yoshida laughed wildly.But before, the crowd who had just been a little bit happy suddenly felt as if they had fallen into an ice cave.I feel that this Chinese living Buddha is really finished and will definitely be hanged here, so at this moment, everyone wants to squeeze on the altar, and suddenly there is a fierce conflict with the devils guarding the altar. It's a murder! ...

"Folks, stop!...The time has not yet come, and I, the Buddha, have not hanged myself yet!...If I really hanged here, and can pray for rain for the villagers, then I will be considered a worthy death! ...Stand back, folks! Watch the poor monk cast spells!..." Qi Dabing said here, holding a card in his hand, and shouted loudly: "The wind is coming!... The wind is coming!..."

At this moment, Dabing Qi has been shouting seven or eight times that the wind is coming, but the wind just doesn't come, almost laughing that old Yoshida until his stomach hurts!

"I said Chinese monk, you should prepare your last words!...You! Go and send him the rope!...Haha! This is so funny!..." Old Yoshida laughed and slapped table, but ordered someone to send a rope up to Qi Dabing.Moreover, this rope is not an ordinary rope, but it is called a tendon rope. It is extremely strong, and it is used by the Japanese to lock prisoners. Therefore, if you are caught by this rope, you can't run even if you want to, unless you use it. Soak the water, otherwise the strangled place will become tighter and tighter until it is strangled.So it can be seen from this that old Yoshida didn't leave any way of life for Qi Dabing! ...

"Damn! I was deceived by my own dream!... Eight wives and seventy children are all lies!...Grandma, I don't believe in gods anymore!..." When Qi Dabing said this, he pursed his mouth, looked at the luck of the token, and said after a while: "Grandma, I asked you to come, if you don't come, I will chop you to pieces!..."

But seeing at this moment, Qi Dabing drew out the mahogany sword under his armpit, and smashed it fiercely on the token that was made of unknown origin, smashing the token unexpectedly.

"It's over! It's over now, the tokens are all smashed, we're hopeless now!..." Seeing the tokens shatter, Breaking the Precepts immediately wilted like an eggplant beaten by frost! ...In other words, the last hope deep in his heart was completely shattered along with the shattering of the token.

"Hey!..."

At the same time, everyone in the audience was also shocked, because they saw that the shattered token splashed and fell from a high altitude, and the speed of the fall was so slow, as if Time is fixed at this moment!This is so unusual and incredible, they have never seen such a slow and empty collapse! ... Could a miracle really happen? ……How can this be?This is the sun shining brightly! ...

"Good! Well done!... Chinese monk! You are dead today!..."

(End of this chapter)