The most powerful mobile phone ever
Chapter 5 Old Driver Yue Lao
Chapter 5 Old Driver Yue Lao
Tang Shining turned her head to look at Xu Feng with searching eyes, but she knew that Xu Feng had a girlfriend.
"Haha, don't get me wrong, you know, recently the school website said that there are often idlers who come in from outside the school to harass the girls. It's so late now, since I have encountered it, I will send you off."
Tang Shining didn't say anything, and continued walking, with Xu Feng following. They usually didn't talk much, and they had nothing to chat about.
After walking for a while, Tang Shining seemed to remember something, and said:
"By the way, next week there will be a graduation basketball testimonial match with the Humanities and Hair Academy. You have prepared well."
"Ah? Oh, don't tell me, I forgot. I've been busy looking for a job recently, but it's okay. In the last competition before graduation, I will definitely continue to win the final competition for our academy just like the freshman competition. "
Xu Feng works in the Xindian College. From the name, you can tell that there are more boys than girls. There are 200 students in his class, and there are only five girls. There are more than [-] people in the whole school, and the total number of girls is less than [-].
Although there are few girls, the quality is not bad. Tang Shining is a standard big beauty, not only the class flower of Xu Feng's class, but also the school flower recognized by the whole school.
But after all, it is a terrifying ratio of ten to one male and female. Therefore, in order to solve the emotional fate of the majority of single dogs in Xindian College, Xindian College has always had a tradition of socializing and interacting with the college with the most girls in the school—the College of Humanities and Development.
Girls account for [-]% of the Faculty of Human Development, while boys only account for [-]%.
As for the basketball game Tang Shining mentioned, it will be held from the time when the freshmen enter their freshman year. In basketball, which is a competitive sport, it can better show the charm of boys.
Xu Feng is 180cm tall. He liked basketball since he was a child, and he played basketball very well. In the freshman game, he led Xindian Academy to win against Human Hair Academy.
And it was in the first basketball game when he entered the university, he met Renfa's courtyard flower Ye Xin'er, and he pursued her for two years. He had been dumped hours ago.
Thinking of the past, it can be regarded as unbearable to look back.
"Is the job search going well?" Tang Shining looked at Xu Feng with wide eyes.
"The eyes are really big. How could there be such beautiful eyes? I didn't notice them before." Seeing Tang Shining's eyes, Xu Feng muttered in his mind.
"Xu Feng!" Seeing that Xu Feng was only staring at her and not answering, Tang Shining couldn't help shouting coquettishly.
"Ah? Oh oh oh, looking for a job, oh, you know, my grades are a mess, so I have interviewed several companies, but I still haven't found a job." Xu Feng scratched his head awkwardly.
"Then you have to work hard. If you are so good, there will definitely be companies that appreciate you." Tang Shining said seriously.
"What, the university is really a mess, it has nothing to do with excellence, alas, forget it. It seems to be your dormitory building, you go up, I'm leaving."
Tang Shining saw that she had already arrived at her dormitory. Xu Feng waved his hand and turned to leave.
Looking at Xu Feng's back, Tang Shining's eyes shone with a strange light, which contained very complicated emotions.
……
Walking on the road, Xu Feng touched the two boxes of condoms in his pocket, and suddenly remembered that he had a condom now, but how would he give it to Yuelao?
I took out my phone from my pocket and opened WeChat, only to find that there was no such function.
Let’s ask the system what to do, so he said:
"Sister System, are you there? Can this WeChat send things to the fairy world?"
The familiar system female voice sounded:
"You can take a photo on WeChat and send the object to the other party. Each time you send, you will be charged different amounts of system currency depending on the properties of the object."
"That's it, then I'll try."
Putting two boxes of Durex condoms in his hands, he took a photo with the camera function of WeChat. Under the dim streetlights, the photo was not very clear, so Xu Feng clicked send directly.
Then a system message pops up on the phone, this transfer consumes 2 system coins, are you sure to transfer?After clicking OK, Xu Feng found that the two boxes of condoms in his hand had disappeared out of thin air.
"It's really evil, what kind of power is this?"
Growing up with a scientific education, although Xu Feng no longer doubts the existence of the system, he was still shocked when he saw the power displayed by the system.
Shaking his head, Xu Feng sent a message to Yuelao by the way:
"Old Yue, have you received the things?"
In the heavenly court, Yuelao was taking care of the flowers he raised in the yard, when suddenly a mass of objects without warning appeared in front of him out of thin air, and at the same time, the voice of the mysterious Shangxian came from his mind.
This is what the gods gave me?To be able to accurately transmit things to him without him noticing, the magic power of the Shangxian is really unfathomable.
Taking the object in front of him in his hand, Yuelao asked:
"Shangxian, is this what you call a 'condom'?"
"Well, that's it."
Looking at the two boxes, with "Durex" and "loves-ex" written on them, Yue Lao couldn't help but wonder which country's characters were these?Why have I never seen it before, and how do I use this thing?
"Shangxian, how do you use this thing?"
"Uh, this one, actually I haven't used it either." Xu Feng looked embarrassed, but he continued: "You can open a box, there should be 12 in a box, you open one, and then Should understand."
Yuelao disassembled it as he said, and after studying it for a while, he suddenly realized that Yuelao is not a fledgling, but an out-and-out old driver.
"Thank you for the magic weapon given by Shangxian. After I find someone to try it out, I will thank Shangxian. How can I contact Shangxian?"
"Well, it should be as long as you call in your mind, and I can receive your message."
After finishing this matter, Xu Feng put away his mobile phone, then found a canteen, and bought the instant noodles and spicy sticks that Fang Liqin needed.
Back in the dormitory, hand over the things and change to Fang Liqin, and then Xu Feng went straight to bed.
As for Tianting Yuelao, after he understood the principle of condoms, he urgently needed to find someone to try out the effect.
Thinking of a group of old friends, Yuelao had an idea, and the Bull Demon King was undoubtedly the best candidate.
Raising his hand to attract a flying cloud, Yuelao came to the house of the Bull Demon King.
It happened that Iron Fan was not at home, and the Bull Demon King was teasing a baby in his arms.
Seeing Yuelao coming, the Bull Demon King laughed loudly and said:
"Yuelao, why do you have time to come to my old cow? My daughter's full moon wine still has some time."
Yuelao smiled and said, "Brother Niu, I've brought you a nice gift."
(End of this chapter)
Tang Shining turned her head to look at Xu Feng with searching eyes, but she knew that Xu Feng had a girlfriend.
"Haha, don't get me wrong, you know, recently the school website said that there are often idlers who come in from outside the school to harass the girls. It's so late now, since I have encountered it, I will send you off."
Tang Shining didn't say anything, and continued walking, with Xu Feng following. They usually didn't talk much, and they had nothing to chat about.
After walking for a while, Tang Shining seemed to remember something, and said:
"By the way, next week there will be a graduation basketball testimonial match with the Humanities and Hair Academy. You have prepared well."
"Ah? Oh, don't tell me, I forgot. I've been busy looking for a job recently, but it's okay. In the last competition before graduation, I will definitely continue to win the final competition for our academy just like the freshman competition. "
Xu Feng works in the Xindian College. From the name, you can tell that there are more boys than girls. There are 200 students in his class, and there are only five girls. There are more than [-] people in the whole school, and the total number of girls is less than [-].
Although there are few girls, the quality is not bad. Tang Shining is a standard big beauty, not only the class flower of Xu Feng's class, but also the school flower recognized by the whole school.
But after all, it is a terrifying ratio of ten to one male and female. Therefore, in order to solve the emotional fate of the majority of single dogs in Xindian College, Xindian College has always had a tradition of socializing and interacting with the college with the most girls in the school—the College of Humanities and Development.
Girls account for [-]% of the Faculty of Human Development, while boys only account for [-]%.
As for the basketball game Tang Shining mentioned, it will be held from the time when the freshmen enter their freshman year. In basketball, which is a competitive sport, it can better show the charm of boys.
Xu Feng is 180cm tall. He liked basketball since he was a child, and he played basketball very well. In the freshman game, he led Xindian Academy to win against Human Hair Academy.
And it was in the first basketball game when he entered the university, he met Renfa's courtyard flower Ye Xin'er, and he pursued her for two years. He had been dumped hours ago.
Thinking of the past, it can be regarded as unbearable to look back.
"Is the job search going well?" Tang Shining looked at Xu Feng with wide eyes.
"The eyes are really big. How could there be such beautiful eyes? I didn't notice them before." Seeing Tang Shining's eyes, Xu Feng muttered in his mind.
"Xu Feng!" Seeing that Xu Feng was only staring at her and not answering, Tang Shining couldn't help shouting coquettishly.
"Ah? Oh oh oh, looking for a job, oh, you know, my grades are a mess, so I have interviewed several companies, but I still haven't found a job." Xu Feng scratched his head awkwardly.
"Then you have to work hard. If you are so good, there will definitely be companies that appreciate you." Tang Shining said seriously.
"What, the university is really a mess, it has nothing to do with excellence, alas, forget it. It seems to be your dormitory building, you go up, I'm leaving."
Tang Shining saw that she had already arrived at her dormitory. Xu Feng waved his hand and turned to leave.
Looking at Xu Feng's back, Tang Shining's eyes shone with a strange light, which contained very complicated emotions.
……
Walking on the road, Xu Feng touched the two boxes of condoms in his pocket, and suddenly remembered that he had a condom now, but how would he give it to Yuelao?
I took out my phone from my pocket and opened WeChat, only to find that there was no such function.
Let’s ask the system what to do, so he said:
"Sister System, are you there? Can this WeChat send things to the fairy world?"
The familiar system female voice sounded:
"You can take a photo on WeChat and send the object to the other party. Each time you send, you will be charged different amounts of system currency depending on the properties of the object."
"That's it, then I'll try."
Putting two boxes of Durex condoms in his hands, he took a photo with the camera function of WeChat. Under the dim streetlights, the photo was not very clear, so Xu Feng clicked send directly.
Then a system message pops up on the phone, this transfer consumes 2 system coins, are you sure to transfer?After clicking OK, Xu Feng found that the two boxes of condoms in his hand had disappeared out of thin air.
"It's really evil, what kind of power is this?"
Growing up with a scientific education, although Xu Feng no longer doubts the existence of the system, he was still shocked when he saw the power displayed by the system.
Shaking his head, Xu Feng sent a message to Yuelao by the way:
"Old Yue, have you received the things?"
In the heavenly court, Yuelao was taking care of the flowers he raised in the yard, when suddenly a mass of objects without warning appeared in front of him out of thin air, and at the same time, the voice of the mysterious Shangxian came from his mind.
This is what the gods gave me?To be able to accurately transmit things to him without him noticing, the magic power of the Shangxian is really unfathomable.
Taking the object in front of him in his hand, Yuelao asked:
"Shangxian, is this what you call a 'condom'?"
"Well, that's it."
Looking at the two boxes, with "Durex" and "loves-ex" written on them, Yue Lao couldn't help but wonder which country's characters were these?Why have I never seen it before, and how do I use this thing?
"Shangxian, how do you use this thing?"
"Uh, this one, actually I haven't used it either." Xu Feng looked embarrassed, but he continued: "You can open a box, there should be 12 in a box, you open one, and then Should understand."
Yuelao disassembled it as he said, and after studying it for a while, he suddenly realized that Yuelao is not a fledgling, but an out-and-out old driver.
"Thank you for the magic weapon given by Shangxian. After I find someone to try it out, I will thank Shangxian. How can I contact Shangxian?"
"Well, it should be as long as you call in your mind, and I can receive your message."
After finishing this matter, Xu Feng put away his mobile phone, then found a canteen, and bought the instant noodles and spicy sticks that Fang Liqin needed.
Back in the dormitory, hand over the things and change to Fang Liqin, and then Xu Feng went straight to bed.
As for Tianting Yuelao, after he understood the principle of condoms, he urgently needed to find someone to try out the effect.
Thinking of a group of old friends, Yuelao had an idea, and the Bull Demon King was undoubtedly the best candidate.
Raising his hand to attract a flying cloud, Yuelao came to the house of the Bull Demon King.
It happened that Iron Fan was not at home, and the Bull Demon King was teasing a baby in his arms.
Seeing Yuelao coming, the Bull Demon King laughed loudly and said:
"Yuelao, why do you have time to come to my old cow? My daughter's full moon wine still has some time."
Yuelao smiled and said, "Brother Niu, I've brought you a nice gift."
(End of this chapter)
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