The most powerful mobile phone ever
Chapter 6
Chapter 6
"Oh? What is it? Take it out and have a look." Hearing that Yuelao had something for him, the Bull Demon King immediately showed an eager look on his face.
"Haha, speaking of it, it's still related to my job, and everything is for the long-term development of the Heavenly Court." Yue Lao said as he took out two boxes of condoms, and then handed them to the Bull Demon King.
Looking at the thing in front of him, the Bull Demon King looked puzzled: "What is this thing? It's really a novelty."
"This thing is called a 'condom'. It can prevent pregnancy, and at the same time, it can not hinder the communication between husband and wife. This is a new thing I just developed. I specially came to your brother to try it out." Yue Lao thoughtfully explained.
The Bull Demon King blushed, opened a "condom" in his hand, studied it carefully, and finally blew it into a big balloon with his mouth. Seeing the malleability of this thing, The Bull Demon King was surprised and said:
"This is a good treasure. Your brother really invented this thing? I don't think this thing is something from our heaven."
"Haha, don't worry about this much. There are more than 20 of them here. After you and the iron fan use it, just give me feedback on the effect. If it works, then you can promote it in the whole heaven. Please." dude."
"Okay, since it's your bro's request, I'll try it, but Yuelao, you need to help lead the red line in my family's Qingqing's marriage." Bull Demon King took the opportunity to make a request.
"... Definitely, definitely. If there is a good young man, I will definitely introduce Qingqing first." Yuelao touched his forehead. This Qingqing is the one hundred and seventh daughter of the Bull Demon King. Damn a good guy.
In the evening, when Princess Iron Fan came back, the Bull Demon King approached her and said with a mean smile, "Ma'am, are you happy to go shopping in Paradise Street today?"
"Happy you big-headed ghost, what's the point of wandering alone?" Iron Fan said angrily.
"Yes, yes, next time I will definitely be with Madam. Madam..." The Bull Demon King started to move after speaking.
"Damn ghost, I can't do it today. It's a dangerous period recently, and maybe another injustice will be born." Iron Fan opened the hand of the Bull Demon King. She just happened to be on her menstrual period these days. She has given birth to more than 100 children, and most of these were not what she wanted to have, but were accidental products.
But when these little guys grew up, none of them made her feel at ease, so she really didn't want to be born again.
The Bull Demon King smiled mysteriously: "Ma'am, when you were away today, Yue Lao came and brought a treasure, saying that it can protect you from getting pregnant while doing that. I think it looks very good." Let's try it out."
"What? That old boy Yuelao may not have good intentions, so don't be fooled." Princess Iron Fan didn't have a good impression of Yuelao. She asked Yuelao for the marriages of her previous daughters, but in the end she couldn't find anything. good family.
"No, I have studied it, it should be good."
The Bull Demon King said, without waiting for Iron Fan to say anything else, he directly blocked her mouth with his mouth, and Princess Iron Fan could only utter a few monosyllable words of "uh" and "uh", and the house was full of spring.
……
After waking up from sleep, Xu Feng felt a headache and had strange dreams all night. Many of the fragments in the dream were warm pictures of him and Ye Xiner being together before, but every time If he touches it, it will be broken, and then there are heavens, systems, and other things.
Looking at the phone, it was already past ten o'clock in the morning, and the other two didn't know what time it was to play the game last night, and they were still sleeping deeply.
Seeing the system in the phone, Xu Feng knew that everything that happened last night was real.
After his cell phone was hacked, it mutated, so he must make good use of this system so that all unsatisfactory things don't exist.
Why did Ye Xiner break up with him?
In fact, he already had a premonition in his heart before. When he was with Ye Xiner, he already knew through various details that her family was definitely very wealthy.
Although Ye Xiner never showed any intention of looking down on him, she kept hiding his existence every time she called her parents. He once asked her why.
And she didn't hide it from him, directly saying that her parents would not allow her to find a boyfriend from the countryside, but she said that she would slowly convince her parents because she loved Xu Feng and didn't care about his family background.
At that time, Xu Feng had a vague feeling that the future between him and her would not be good, but he thought that he could make her parents accept him through hard work, and he didn't believe that the ancient views of sects could still stop them in today's society love.
Thinking about it now, I was really stupid and cute at that time. After staying in the ivory tower for a long time, I really thought that this world was the kind of paradise advertised in the book, but through job hunting and being broken up, he was completely Waking up, no longer immersed in that illusory dream.
The world is cruel, the inequality of the rich and the poor, the solidification of the class, everything, and he has no fear after recognizing it. He knows that as long as he is strong enough, he can ignore and trample on all of these, and even create a new one. The rules, after all, are written by the winners.
These were all the wild thoughts in Xu Feng's mind when he was brushing his teeth. After brushing his teeth, he took out a basketball from under the table, and he was going to practice on the court.
The match against Renfa will be held next week as the last match of the university. Since his university started with the first victory, it will end with a victory to bid farewell to his ignorance and innocence.
And he hasn't touched basketball for a long time, so he plans to call out a few friends from the academy team to practice together in the past few days.
When he came to the stadium, he called the guys in the team one by one, but several of them didn't answer his calls. Some said they didn't have time to find a job, and some were doing graduation projects. In short, they all said they couldn't come.
Sitting alone on the court, Xu Feng could only smile wryly, that's right, everyone is no longer the same as Xiao Mengxin when he first entered college, the outcome of a game?Compared with my own future, it is insignificant, who cares.
"Is there no one coming? Then I will practice alone. Anyway, I won't be looking for a job anymore, so why bother to suffer from those birds."
Most of the players on the court were junior students. Xu Feng came to a basket by himself, and then kept shooting, dribbling, and laying up.
Although he hasn't touched the ball for a long time, such things as sports are the memory of the body. After a few warm-ups, Xu Feng quickly regained the familiar feeling, the burst of strength, and the control of the ball. to relax.
Just as Xu Feng was playing high, a group of people came towards where he was.
Xu Feng didn't care, and continued to practice the ball by himself, and the group surrounded Xu Feng along the three-point line, and a tall boy came out and said:
"Hey, isn't this the guy from the Xindian Academy who stole the flowers from our Human Development Institute?"
(End of this chapter)
"Oh? What is it? Take it out and have a look." Hearing that Yuelao had something for him, the Bull Demon King immediately showed an eager look on his face.
"Haha, speaking of it, it's still related to my job, and everything is for the long-term development of the Heavenly Court." Yue Lao said as he took out two boxes of condoms, and then handed them to the Bull Demon King.
Looking at the thing in front of him, the Bull Demon King looked puzzled: "What is this thing? It's really a novelty."
"This thing is called a 'condom'. It can prevent pregnancy, and at the same time, it can not hinder the communication between husband and wife. This is a new thing I just developed. I specially came to your brother to try it out." Yue Lao thoughtfully explained.
The Bull Demon King blushed, opened a "condom" in his hand, studied it carefully, and finally blew it into a big balloon with his mouth. Seeing the malleability of this thing, The Bull Demon King was surprised and said:
"This is a good treasure. Your brother really invented this thing? I don't think this thing is something from our heaven."
"Haha, don't worry about this much. There are more than 20 of them here. After you and the iron fan use it, just give me feedback on the effect. If it works, then you can promote it in the whole heaven. Please." dude."
"Okay, since it's your bro's request, I'll try it, but Yuelao, you need to help lead the red line in my family's Qingqing's marriage." Bull Demon King took the opportunity to make a request.
"... Definitely, definitely. If there is a good young man, I will definitely introduce Qingqing first." Yuelao touched his forehead. This Qingqing is the one hundred and seventh daughter of the Bull Demon King. Damn a good guy.
In the evening, when Princess Iron Fan came back, the Bull Demon King approached her and said with a mean smile, "Ma'am, are you happy to go shopping in Paradise Street today?"
"Happy you big-headed ghost, what's the point of wandering alone?" Iron Fan said angrily.
"Yes, yes, next time I will definitely be with Madam. Madam..." The Bull Demon King started to move after speaking.
"Damn ghost, I can't do it today. It's a dangerous period recently, and maybe another injustice will be born." Iron Fan opened the hand of the Bull Demon King. She just happened to be on her menstrual period these days. She has given birth to more than 100 children, and most of these were not what she wanted to have, but were accidental products.
But when these little guys grew up, none of them made her feel at ease, so she really didn't want to be born again.
The Bull Demon King smiled mysteriously: "Ma'am, when you were away today, Yue Lao came and brought a treasure, saying that it can protect you from getting pregnant while doing that. I think it looks very good." Let's try it out."
"What? That old boy Yuelao may not have good intentions, so don't be fooled." Princess Iron Fan didn't have a good impression of Yuelao. She asked Yuelao for the marriages of her previous daughters, but in the end she couldn't find anything. good family.
"No, I have studied it, it should be good."
The Bull Demon King said, without waiting for Iron Fan to say anything else, he directly blocked her mouth with his mouth, and Princess Iron Fan could only utter a few monosyllable words of "uh" and "uh", and the house was full of spring.
……
After waking up from sleep, Xu Feng felt a headache and had strange dreams all night. Many of the fragments in the dream were warm pictures of him and Ye Xiner being together before, but every time If he touches it, it will be broken, and then there are heavens, systems, and other things.
Looking at the phone, it was already past ten o'clock in the morning, and the other two didn't know what time it was to play the game last night, and they were still sleeping deeply.
Seeing the system in the phone, Xu Feng knew that everything that happened last night was real.
After his cell phone was hacked, it mutated, so he must make good use of this system so that all unsatisfactory things don't exist.
Why did Ye Xiner break up with him?
In fact, he already had a premonition in his heart before. When he was with Ye Xiner, he already knew through various details that her family was definitely very wealthy.
Although Ye Xiner never showed any intention of looking down on him, she kept hiding his existence every time she called her parents. He once asked her why.
And she didn't hide it from him, directly saying that her parents would not allow her to find a boyfriend from the countryside, but she said that she would slowly convince her parents because she loved Xu Feng and didn't care about his family background.
At that time, Xu Feng had a vague feeling that the future between him and her would not be good, but he thought that he could make her parents accept him through hard work, and he didn't believe that the ancient views of sects could still stop them in today's society love.
Thinking about it now, I was really stupid and cute at that time. After staying in the ivory tower for a long time, I really thought that this world was the kind of paradise advertised in the book, but through job hunting and being broken up, he was completely Waking up, no longer immersed in that illusory dream.
The world is cruel, the inequality of the rich and the poor, the solidification of the class, everything, and he has no fear after recognizing it. He knows that as long as he is strong enough, he can ignore and trample on all of these, and even create a new one. The rules, after all, are written by the winners.
These were all the wild thoughts in Xu Feng's mind when he was brushing his teeth. After brushing his teeth, he took out a basketball from under the table, and he was going to practice on the court.
The match against Renfa will be held next week as the last match of the university. Since his university started with the first victory, it will end with a victory to bid farewell to his ignorance and innocence.
And he hasn't touched basketball for a long time, so he plans to call out a few friends from the academy team to practice together in the past few days.
When he came to the stadium, he called the guys in the team one by one, but several of them didn't answer his calls. Some said they didn't have time to find a job, and some were doing graduation projects. In short, they all said they couldn't come.
Sitting alone on the court, Xu Feng could only smile wryly, that's right, everyone is no longer the same as Xiao Mengxin when he first entered college, the outcome of a game?Compared with my own future, it is insignificant, who cares.
"Is there no one coming? Then I will practice alone. Anyway, I won't be looking for a job anymore, so why bother to suffer from those birds."
Most of the players on the court were junior students. Xu Feng came to a basket by himself, and then kept shooting, dribbling, and laying up.
Although he hasn't touched the ball for a long time, such things as sports are the memory of the body. After a few warm-ups, Xu Feng quickly regained the familiar feeling, the burst of strength, and the control of the ball. to relax.
Just as Xu Feng was playing high, a group of people came towards where he was.
Xu Feng didn't care, and continued to practice the ball by himself, and the group surrounded Xu Feng along the three-point line, and a tall boy came out and said:
"Hey, isn't this the guy from the Xindian Academy who stole the flowers from our Human Development Institute?"
(End of this chapter)
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