Datang Nongsheng

Chapter 90
The second curtain on the stage was pulled up, and a small table covered with silk cloth was placed in the center, and two large speakers were also placed in front of the small table. The people on the stage, and at the side of the stage, everyone saw that Sun Xiangfu suddenly raised the flag.

"Hahahaha... slap..."

There was a burst of applause and laughter in the audience, and it was very lively, because the two fat and thin people had a sense of joy in their appearance, and everyone was still immersed in the fun of playing with Sun Xiangfu and raising the flag.

"Ahem, thank you for giving me the applause alone." After Sun Xiangfu collected the flag and the audience fell silent, the thin man took the lead in bowing his hands to the audience.

Immediately, the audience in the audience wanted to laugh, but Sun Xiangfu next to the stage made a gesture of quickly putting the flag in his arms, staring at the audience and shaking his head, signaling to everyone not to laugh, but the more he behaved, The more it makes everyone feel funny, the more they can't hold back.

"Ha ha ha ha······"

The audience in the audience burst into laughter, while Sun Xiangfu made a gesture of covering his head with his face, which conveyed to the audience the meaning that if you agreed not to raise the flag or laugh, you guys are playing tight.

After a long time, the audience in the audience held back their laughter, and the fat man said, "What do you mean by applause for you alone? Me!"

"I just saw thousands of people looking at the stage and giggling. They must be laughing at you."

"Ah···"

The laughter in the audience was a bit uncontrollable, but at this moment, the fat man said loudly as if arguing with the thin man, "Then why are all the applause for you and the smirk for me?"

The thin man touched his face and hair, made a smug expression and said, "Because I have good looks!"

Fatty was flattering, and asked the audience's aspirations, "Yan, what's the matter with Yan? Please explain it clearly to the big guys."

"Does it need to be said? It's just that he looks better than you!" The thin man made a gesture of seven with his hands in front of his neck, and made a cool gesture, motioning everyone to look at his face, but his face, But she has a humble expression, especially the eyebrows, which are raised obliquely, the classic winking movement of later generations.

"Ha ha ha ha······"

Now, the audience couldn't help it anymore, they had never seen such a cheap expression, and they soon had an intuitive understanding of the word "face value", which means how beautiful a person is.And Sun Xiangfu on the side of the stage desperately waved to the audience, signaling to everyone that he didn't raise the flag!Don't laugh, but everyone laughed, and he couldn't stop it.

"Why do you look good-looking, and I look good-looking too! My parents told me since I was a child that I am the most beautiful person in the world." The fat man said unconvinced.

"Oh, so your parents lied to you since childhood!" The thin man said with a knowing expression.

"Ha ha ha ha······"

It's no wonder that the audience in the audience laughed lowly. It's really that Fatty's fat face doesn't match good-looking. It's strange that a person who weighs more than 200 kilograms and whose facial features are not very standard can be good-looking.

"Hmph, my parents won't lie to me! They are real people. Didn't we tell a joke today to make everyone laugh? Don't talk about your appearance."

"Oh yes, the two of us are talking about jokes to make everyone laugh. Don't forget about the business. Before we talk! Let me introduce myself first. My name is Fat Bear, and I am an actor who specializes in telling funny jokes. You can Call me a cross talk actor, this name was chosen by my boss." The thin man pointed to Sun Xiangfu who was holding a flag by the stage while talking.

"Hahaha, Fat Bear, the one who is as thin as a stick is called Fat Bear..." The audience in the audience burst into laughter when they heard his self-introduction. The name and image of this person are too asymmetrical.

After everyone finished laughing, the skinny and fat bear said, "He said, it was made according to my parents' wishes."

"Oh······"

The audience in the audience gave a clear oh, this is the state of interaction with the actors on the stage. In fact, at this point, Sun Xiangfu, the person responsible for mobilizing everyone's atmosphere, has no effect. Everyone no longer looks at the flag. It was the two actors in the stands.

"Then, next, let's start the performance." Fat Bear rolled up his sleeves and said as if he was going to do something big.

"You, wait a minute, I haven't introduced myself yet!" The fat man stretched out his hand and interrupted the fat bear who was about to have a big fight.

"What else do you have to introduce! People like you are collectively called fat."

Hahaha······

"Hmph, Fatty is also famous, my name is Slender Tiger."

Hahahahaha...

This time, many viewers almost laughed out of tears. With your weight of more than 200 jins, you really dare to call yourself Shouhu.

"Now, I really understand what it means to be pitiful to the world's parents. The children's names are all based on their wishes, and there is no difference at all. I praise you for being the most beautiful, and I hope that you will look the best. , I named you Shouhu because I hope you will be thinner, actually... everyone can tell at a glance." Fat Xiong pointed to Shouhu's fat body.

Hahaha······

After the audience laughed again, Fat Bear said seriously, "Just now I was joking with you, hoping to make you laugh. Now, let me introduce myself seriously. My name is Zhang Feixiong, and I am the third eldest at home. You can call me Zhang Sanlang.

The one next to me is called Li Shouhu, who is the fourth eldest at home. Everyone can call him Li Silang. What about the show we are going to perform!It's called cross talk, it's a form of performance that we didn't have in the Tang Dynasty before, and it pays attention to speaking and singing. Among them, I am Doumei, and he is Pingmei. Doujia is mainly responsible for telling jokes, and Pingjia is responsible for receiving anger and setting off the atmosphere. Therefore, everyone If you see me bullying him in subsequent programs, don't complain about him, because this is what the program needs and it is his responsibility. "

After the fat bear Zhang San finished speaking, he and the thin tiger Li Si punched the audience. At this time, Sun Xiangfu raised the flag, and the audience applauded. After talking for a few minutes, everyone knew the so-called What happened to the talk show, and then, the show on the stage officially started.

"I've made an agreement with the audience friends, then, you can tell how you want to die first!" Zhang Sanlang said to Li Silang shaking his legs.

Ha ha ha ha······
Zhang Sanlang's first sentence made the audience laugh out loud. Just now he told the audience what is going on with cross talk. It was because of the needs of the show, so when he came up, he wanted to play Li Silang to death. rhythm.

"Boss, we can't perform this show anymore, and it will kill people if we perform it again." Li Silang shouted to Sun Xiangfu beside the stage with a mournful face.

Sun Xiangfu pretended not to hear it, and Zhang Sanlang was even more proud, saying, "Have you thought about it? If you think about it, I will follow my own ideas."

"No, why should you act as a tease, I'll play a double, let's switch, I want to play a tease, you play a double." Li Silang said with a resigned expression.

"Didn't we just say that? A cross talk actor needs to be able to learn the four subjects of learning and singing. I said that the skill of learning and singing is better than yours. That's why I can play funny. You, cut..." Zhang Saburo said with a disdainful expression.

"Why is my skill failing? From the first one, let's compare, say, what do you say?" Li Silang continued to be dissatisfied.

"Everyone knows that the dishes of our Wangjiang Tower are the best in Chang'an, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they are the best in the world. Then, what kind of dishes do we have in Wangjiang Tower! Ordinary friends may not know, because it is too There are too many, I can’t remember! Well, now, I will give you a section of the name of the dish, so that everyone can know what kind of dishes we have in Wangjiang Tower.”

When Zhang San said this, the audience in the audience also became interested. Since the opening of Wangjianglou, the number of dishes has been increasing every day. After one or two months, there were originally only dozens of dishes. The menu has become hundreds of items, and everyone really can't remember them.

Li Si heard the words, of course, continued to be angry and dissatisfied, "Shouldn't you just report the name of the dish? Read it according to the menu, who can read! You are ashamed to say it."

In fact, the two of them have already entered the role of teasing and admiring, but the audience didn't feel it, thinking that the two of them were dissatisfied with each other, fighting against each other!
Zhang San cleared his throat, moved his mouth closer to the loudspeaker and said, "Listen up, everyone, our Wangjiang Tower has: steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, Roast goose..."

When a large list of dishes was announced, the shocking audience was stunned, not only because they were surprised by the number of dishes in Wangjianglou, but also because they were even more surprised. Talk faster and faster.

"I really don't understand. This boy surnamed Sun got so many talents from there." Wang Lin in the box on the third floor was about to vomit blood angrily. , these dishes that whet one's appetite just by hearing the name, must be a huge temptation for those who have money to go to restaurants to eat.

In the royal box, Li Yuan, who had just eaten, smashed his tongue, and felt his appetite was hooked again. He turned his head and whispered to Li Shimin who was beside him, "Erlang! Let Wangjianglou cook all these dishes some other day." Send it to the palace for me to try it out."

"Yes, father." Li Shimin replied with a smile, why didn't he move his index finger a lot!

The whole cross talk, under Zhang San and Li Si's teasing and teasing, actually talked for half an hour, and during this half an hour, the funny baggage was one after another, which made many people's stomachs hurt from laughing. This performance form is the first The first time it appeared in Datang, it was loved by everyone. After today, on the streets of Chang'an, if you say that you don't know cross talk, the person on the other side will definitely tell you that your life lacks a lot of joy.

Until Zhang San and Li Si finished shaking the last burden and walked off the stage covered in sweat, the audience was still a little reluctant to part. On the other side of the box, dozens of pairs of flower baskets were thrown to the front of the stage at once. Come to think of it, many people in a depressed mood After watching this cross talk, the rich and powerful felt much better.

At this time, Sun Xiangfu walked to the center of the stage again.

"Do you think this cross talk is good?"

Below the stage, a tsunami of applause responded to Sun Xiangfu.

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