Datang Nongsheng

Chapter 91
The same type of program can't last too long, so Sun Xiangfu arranged a song and dance performance to follow this cross talk, and the next cross talk performance was Prince Li Chengqian and Hou Shuya.

Before they came on stage, Sun Xiangfu, the host, would routinely announce a program for everyone, "Everyone gathers together today mainly to celebrate New Year's Eve and welcome the arrival of the new year, so in this kind of farewell to the old and welcome How can we not have a song to welcome the Spring Festival on the big day of [-]! The person who brought us this song to welcome the Spring Festival today is not simple, everyone may wish to guess his identity, next, I invite him to bring a song called "Welcome to the Spring Festival" The singing and dancing performance of "Hua" is dedicated to all the guests today, and at the same time, I hope this song can bring happiness to our Tang Dynasty and make it to a higher level in the new year."

As soon as Sun Xiangfu's words fell, the third curtain was pulled up, and Sun Xiangfu walked quickly to the side of the stage. At this time, Li Chengqian and Hou Shuya, each wearing festive red padded jackets, walked from both sides of the stage, one left and one right. They ran out, and behind them were the children dancing in cute animal costumes, but now they were all wearing the same red padded jackets.

"It's the prince."

"yes, Sir."

On the second and third floors, people who probably recognized Li Chengqian exclaimed. Among them, Li Tai, Li Lizhi and other princes and queens were the loudest. In a private room on the third floor, Hou Junji was satisfied when he saw this scene. Nodding his head, with the current appearance of Li Chengqian and Hou Shuya, they are simply a couple of golden boy and jade girl!

However, some people were happy and some were worried. Seeing Li Chengqian running onto the stage, the eldest grandson Wuyou frowned instantly. This is simply nonsense!How could the prince go to the stage to sing like those actors and entertainers.

When it looked at Li Shimin with its beautiful eyes, it found that Li Shimin touched his nose in embarrassment. The feeling was agreed by the person next to him, so it was not a big problem.

On the stage, the cheerful soundtrack sounded, and Li Chengqian twisted his body with the music and sang to the loudspeaker in front of him first, "The winter jasmine flowers bloom in the first month, everyone loves the jasmine flowers."

Hou Shuya continued, "Winter jasmine is blooming everywhere, luck, happiness."

The chorus of children's voices said together, "Happiness comes, happiness comes, the earth shines."

Li Chengqian sang again, "Let's all plant the winter jasmine, hey hey that ah heh heh."

"Work together to cultivate and irrigate frequently~"

After singing this sentence, Li Chengqian and Hou Shuya, who had already run to the front of the stage, put on a flowery smiling face together, and crossed their heads with one hand, making a heart shape, and instantly explained to the audience below the stage what is called a golden boy jade girl.

When did such festive children's music appear in the Tang Dynasty? This song will be played in supermarkets and squares every year during the Spring Festival. It has been played for nearly 20 years, and no one has ever tired of listening to it. I would hum this song, and if I couldn’t hear it, I would feel something was missing.

On the third floor, some of the ministers who reacted scolded Hou Junji for being treacherous and cunning in their hearts. The position of the head of the state is settled by myself, maybe the future emperor of the Tang Dynasty will call him grandpa, which is really beautiful.

"Your Majesty, it seems that the concubine will have to go to Lugong's military mansion in two days." Changsun Wuyou was also moved by the festive music, and whispered to Li Shimin.

"Well, this little girl Shu Ya is not bad." Li Shimin just nodded lightly.At this moment, he was thinking in his heart that this boy surnamed Sun had grown to the point where he could control his own thoughts.

On the stage, the performance of Li Chengqian and Hou Shuya was still going on, and they were singing and dancing happily arm in arm. The original version of this song lasted only two minutes, but Sun Xiangfu directly played it twice for him, adding it to 5 minutes. The audience had a deeper impression of this New Year's brainwashing divine comedy. After their performance, all three layers of curtains came down.

At this time, Sun Xiangfu began to walk to the middle of the stage to speak again, while Li Chengqian quickly walked through the staff passage behind the stage to the imperial private room where the emperor was.

"Grandfather, father, queen mother..."

Li Chengqian didn't even take off his performance clothes, and his face was still wearing makeup. The laughter emanating from his heart made everyone in the private room feel that the prince seemed to have changed a little bit.

"My grandson Chengqian, you sing well. Come, come, come to Grandpa Huang, and watch the performance together."

Li Shimin hadn't opened his mouth yet, but Li Yuan was the first to praise, but it made it difficult for Empress Changsun, who originally wanted to tell Li Chengqian not to get too involved in these fun things in the future, to speak.

Hearing this, Li Chengqian happily ran to sit in Li Yuan's arms, saying that it was the same in ancient times, but Li Yuan was indeed a hundred times better than Li Shimin in getting along with children, at least what Li Yuan taught The sons of the prostitutes are all talented and bold, but almost none of Li Shimin's sons are promising. Li Zhi, who is not sure if he can be born according to the historical trajectory, even handed over the Tang Dynasty to a woman.

Seeing Li Shimin also gave himself a complimenting look, Li Chengqian felt very proud. Children's demands are usually very simple, but Li Shimin and his wife don't understand the way of education. Later generations say that parents' first child is an experimental product. He will be more experienced when educating the second child. Unfortunately, Li Chengqian became the first one. The Empress Changsun usually forbids him to do this or that, and Li Shimin is too busy to see him all day long. On the one hand, after meeting, I usually say to him, 'In the future you will win the world, what is there? '.

However, it is not selfish for Sun Xiangfu to influence Li Chengqian a little bit through himself. He thinks farther. When Li Shimin passed away, Sun Xiangfu was only a little over 40, which was the peak period of a man. Perhaps, at that time, he could live in this world without any scruples!The premise is that Li Chengqian can not rebel and live healthy enough to take over the throne.

"The reason why our Wangjiang Tower can be favored by all audience friends is because we have been constantly innovating and not playing the old-fashioned things in the past. Therefore, the next performance is also something that you have never seen before. I, Chen, call it a sketch, next, you may have to hold back your laughter again!"

After Sun Xiangfu's introduction, the first curtain on the stage was opened, and two people dressed as scholars came to the left and right. They were none other than Cheng Chumo and Yuchi Baolin. Finally, under their constant begging, they got a role to show their faces.

"Hey, Brother Cheng."

"Brother Yuchi, you're being polite."

The two young men pretended to meet by chance, and saluted respectfully, but they didn't want to be in the private room on the third floor. Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong looked at their son so polite on the stage, but they were very unhappy, wondering how their son Turned sex!But I didn't want the lines of the two little guys to make the two old guys fly into a rage.

"Brother Cheng, do you want to go to the Lichun Courtyard to see the beauty of the Huakui lady Liu Ruyan?"

"Exactly, exactly, Brother Yuchi also has this hobby, together, together..."

The two guys walked slowly, and the curtain on the second floor was opened. On the stage, there was a small wooden building with a plaque on it, which said Lichun Courtyard. The two were walking towards the plaque, but they saw a man holding a The scholar who folded the paper fan came out from the side of the stage with a wisecrack.

"The cool breeze has nature, and the autumn moon is boundless. Thanks to my pampered mood, the days are like years. Although I am not graceful and suave, I have a broad mind and strong arms."

"it is good······"

Sun Xiangfu raised the flag, and the suffocated audience immediately began to applaud and applaud. In this witticism, Yushu Linfeng, chic and suave are not popular words in this era. No matter whether you understand it or not, you just think this passage is very lame. Boom, I have found a good word to describe men in the future.

"Uh, brother Yuchi, I met someone who can read words. I heard that Miss Ruyan loves this kind of scholar talent the most. That's why a certain person came to Lichun Academy dressed like this today."

"That's right! I also heard that Miss Ruyan loves scholars and talents, so I changed into this outfit. However, being able to read words is not a skill. I have a superpower that can deal with this person." Yuchi Baolin Shaking the scholar's robe that didn't fit well, he said with a confident look.

"Super power? What is super power?" Cheng Chumo pretended to be surprised when he heard the words.

"Hey, my super power is amazing, that's it." Yuchi Baolin said this, deliberately looked at the left and right sides, blocked the side where the eldest grandson rushed over with his hands, and said, "There is a lot of money."

Hearing the embarrassment, Cheng Chumo rolled his eyes, smiled and shrugged at the audience. At this time, there was another burst of laughter from the audience, and it was because Sun Xiangfu did not raise the flag. It seemed that the audience I can understand the burden inside.

Yu Chigong on the third floor couldn't laugh or cry when he heard the words, isn't this the super power he often used to bully Cheng Lao, and it was actually moved to the stage, but he imagined Cheng Yaojin's appearance at this moment, and he felt secretly refreshed , Laughed heartlessly.

The three met unexpectedly in front of the Lichun Courtyard, and were about to enter the door. At this time, a girl dressed as a maid came out from the door and stopped the three of them. Couplet, not allowed to enter the hospital."

Saying that, the servant girl pointed to the door frame on the left side of the small wooden building where the plaque of Lichun Courtyard was hung. The eyes of the three of them were the same as that of the audience. big characters.

"The sky makes the chessboard and the stars make the chess pieces, who dares to play?"

"Oh, I don't know if I don't look at it, but I don't want this brothel woman to speak so loudly."

Under the stage, many literati who saw the writing on the door frame whispered at this moment.

If the previous cross talk was just to amuse the ordinary people in the market, then this couplet can scratch the itch of literati, because no one has played word games like this before.

At this time, Chang Sun Chong, who was holding a folding fan on the stage, asked a question.

"Dare to ask Miss, what's so special about this couplet?"

The servant girl smiled and said, "Young masters, listen up."

Then he took out a few bamboo boards strung together from his waist, played a prelude to each other, and said in a rhythmic witticism; "The sky is against the earth, the rain is against the wind, and the mainland is against the sky. The mountain flowers face the sea trees, the red sun faces the sky, the thunder is faint, the mist is misty, the sun is facing the sky..."

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