The flood starts from the transformation

Chapter 235
Soon the beautiful woman left, giving the master and apprentice some consideration.

As for the current master-student-grandson relationship, Pilanpo Bodhisattva and the others couldn't help being weird. They only felt that the original arrangement of the Guanyin Bodhisattva seemed to be to make the monster monkey, the marshal of the canopy, and the general of the rolling curtain all become... Tang Seng's apprentice, otherwise he would not have been named Wukong, Wuneng (incompetent), and Wujing.

It is obvious that Guanyin Bodhisattva regards himself as the five elders of the five directions, and he also deliberately teased the marshal of the canopy from the Bajing Palace. Otherwise, with the wisdom of Guanyin Bodhisattva, would it be unexpected that enlightenment and incompetence have the same pronunciation?How dare you tease the disciples of Bajing Palace?It also made everyone in the Three Realms unbearably slightly weird.

But only Sun Yuan knows that some ignorant people in later generations say that Sun Wukong is a perverted monkey, but they obviously didn’t use their brains when reading Journey to the West. There is a clear record in No.30. If you don't know how to do that kind of thing, tell Bajie to stay here. '

But it was the time for the Four Saints to try Zen.

I don't know what to do, it refers to the matter of men and women.

That is to say, although Sun Wukong is more than 800 years old, he is actually a late bloomer, and he has no concept of beauty and ugliness at all. Otherwise, Pantaoyuan would not be called a fairy and monster in seven clothes.

It is also recorded later in Pansidong that although Sun Wukong did watch the seven spider spirits take a bath, his original intention was not for sex, nor for the sake of peeking.But he didn't feel anything at all. Instead, he was thinking about how to come up with a last-ditch plan to get the seven spider spirits ashore without clothes and without drooling.

So Sun Wukong, who turned a blind eye to the seven spider spirits taking a bath, and only wanted to steal the clothes of the seven without any feeling, how could he be a pervert?

Obviously, only people who read books without brains will say that Monkey King is a pervert, and people who have never understood Journey to the West recorded in later generations, and only people who can only understand some brainless little white books will say that.

And Sun Wukong didn't even look at the bodies of the seven people, but he said to himself: "It's really not good for a man like me to kill these girls."Don't hit her, just give them a last resort...'

Obviously, it is clear that Monkey King is bad and has a bit of sympathy and pity. The pity is that he can't bear to attack a few girls, and the bad thing is that he even steals the clothes of seven people.

So why is Monkey King a pervert?

Similarly, Tongtianhe recorded later that although Sun Wukong peeped at Guanyin Bodhisattva, it can be said:'

This monkey king can be easily tempered by impatience.

The heavens can't stay, they want to go inside.

Dragging into the deep forest, he opened his eyes and watched secretly.

Looking at the rescuer from a distance, sitting cross-legged against the remnant Ruo.

Laziness is afraid of dressing up, and the appearance is so graceful.

Scattered and pulled a nest of silk, never wearing tassels.

No plain blue gown, but a close-fitting little jacket.

She wore a brocade skirt over her waist, and her feet were bare.

There is no embroidered shawl on the shawl, and both jade arms are bare.

Yu holds a steel knife in his hand and is peeling the bamboo skin. '

But Sun Wukong just looked in secretly, what is Guanyin Bodhisattva doing?But he didn't have any thoughts of peeping at all. Who knew that Guanyin Bodhisattva was wearing black hair loosely, wearing a brocade skirt around his waist, bare jade feet, not even a shawl embroidered ribbon, and a pair of jade hands peeling off the vermilion skin?

One is that Sun Wukong didn't feel it at all.

The second is a more critical question. It can be said that there have been countless years in the prehistoric period. Who has ever seen such an image of Guanyin Bodhisattva?If Avalokitesvara does not want Sun Wukong to see, is it possible for Sun Wukong to see Avalokitesvara without makeup?
Obviously, later generations can tell that Sun Wukong is a perverted monkey, because he just reads without using his brain.

……

But this time, Pilanpo Bodhisattva left quickly, and there were only a few people left in the hall.

The Drifting Monk couldn't help but deliberately said harshly: "Second senior brother, why don't you be a son-in-law in this family."

Zhu Bajie immediately hummed: "Brother, don't frame others, and think about the long-term, only the long-term."

Sun Wukong also smiled and said: "What are you fussing about? If you are willing, I will teach you to be a son-in-law who goes against the door. Her family is rich and precious, so she will definitely accompany the dowry and organize a wedding banquet. We will also leave some Useful, you are here to return to vulgarity, but you can't have the best of both worlds?"

Zhu Bajie immediately hummed again and said: "Everyone has the intention to make a fool of me, old pig. As the saying goes, monks are hungry ghosts. Don't be like that?
All of them are coy and coy, and they have ruined all the good things, so now we can't meet each other for tea, and no one cares about the lights.Although I stayed up all night, the horse will carry people and walk tomorrow, and if I go hungry all night, I have no choice but to skin it.

You sit and wait for the old pig to release the horse. "

Want to release Little White Dragon?

……

Secretly Zhunti couldn't help blinking: "Brother Xuandu Taoist, he has taken in a good disciple. This pig demon has eaten countless people before he was taken in. He was beaten down to the mortal world and made a living by cannibalism. They Sanqing Daozu It really treats humans like ants.

You don't know, fellow Daoist Dongfang Bubai, you wait for human beings, ahem, don't say anything.In fact, although Sun Yuan is insidious, and he is a small-minded person who must report his flaws and is narrow-minded, he still takes good care of human beings. The Taoist ancestors of the Sanqing and the Buddhas of the Western Heaven all regard human beings as ants, and when Sun Yuan returns There is a good show to watch. "

Sun Yuan also blinked his eyes: "Why do I think fellow Taoists are also merciful people, do you want to just watch the Taoist ancestors of Sanqing, Xitian Buddha, and Mantian gods and Buddhas do evil? Well, I can't control it even if I want to, We can only wait for the return of the sage in the future, but I think the sage Zhunti is a good person, and he will definitely help the sage Sun Yuan."

It was only halfway through that Sun Yuan realized that he seemed to have slipped his tongue. How could the Zhunti incarnation in front of him have the ability to control a saint?He quickly changed the subject.

He didn't want to mention Zhunti, but nodded and said: "Fellow Taoist said that Saint Zhunti is indeed a good person, but the things between saints are not something I can guess. That Sun Yuan sage fought twice, let's just watch the excitement. You are going to drug them, and I will secretly help you."

Sun Yuan also nodded seriously immediately and said: "Well, this Sunflower Book I practiced should make them not notice the breath. Fellow Daoists just need to help me cover up my figure."

……

In the house at the same time.

The beautiful woman who saw the transformation of Pilanpo Bodhisattva was also standing at the door and smiled coquettishly: "Little Elder, where are you going?"

Why do you think Zhu Bajie is an elder with a pig head?

Zhu Bajie hastily dropped the reins of the little white dragon, stepped forward and sang, "Mother, I'm here to let the horse go."

Xiao Bailong immediately blinked his horse's eyes: "This mother has called out?"Could it be that the second junior brother of Marshal Tianpeng has forgotten that I am a dragon and can understand human speech. '

So Xiao Bailong hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to look for grass to eat.

The beautiful woman continued to smile coquettishly and said: "Your master and master are so meticulous. You recruited a son-in-law in my house, but you don't want to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures and become a monk?"

Zhu Bajie immediately hehehe said: "Mother, they obeyed the Bodhisattva's will and did not dare to violate the Bodhisattva's decree, so they refused to do this. They all planted me in the front hall just now, and I was a little timid, just afraid that mother Think I have a long mouth and big ears."

The woman continued to smile coquettishly: "I don't think so, but I'm afraid my little daughter might find it ugly."

Zhu Bajie hummed and said: "Mother, you are superior to your daughter-in-law, don't be so picky. Think about Tang Monk, although he is handsome, he is actually useless. I am ugly, but I have some talents, or you can recruit me!" Me too."

(End of this chapter)