The flood starts from the transformation
Chapter 236 The Unlucky Two Male Bodhisattvas
Chapter 236 The Unlucky Two Male Bodhisattvas
The beautiful woman also smiled slightly: "Since you have some ability, you can discuss it with your master, and I can recruit you."
Zhu Bajie immediately hummed and said, "There's no need to discuss it, he's not my biological parent, it's up to me whether to interfere or not."
His biological mother had already been eaten by him.
The beautiful woman could only laugh and said: "Forget it, let me talk to my little girl."
The canopy marshal of the majestic heaven, but the pig's brain just can't think of it. I am a pig-headed monster with a huge mouth and fangs. Why is this human lady not afraid of her own image?Can that be described as ugly?
What's more, in Fuling Mountain, they still live by cannibalism, and now they have to marry human women and have sex with human women.
According to what some pig fans in later generations say, and from Zhu Bajie’s perspective as a monster, then humans are the food in Zhu Bajie’s mouth, and livestock in the world are also food in the mouth of humans. If Zhu Bajie wants to eat people and marry human women at the same time, then wouldn’t Is it equivalent to eating mutton while human beings are eating a sheep?
Obviously, no matter from the human point of view or from the point of view of monsters, Zhu Bajie is a beast. Since he cannibalizes people, how can he marry a human woman?Won't you suddenly eat it again while you're doing it?
Zhunti blinked secretly, and Sun Yuan was also amused, wondering if the four sages had changed their female partner, or was it a butterfly effect because of his intervention?
So soon after the pigs were released, Senior Brother Xiaobailong also acted in his true colors, honestly being led, and pretended to eat grass when he was free.
In the blink of an eye, in the living room, only the beautiful woman outside shouted "True, Love, and Lian Lian", followed by three emerald eyebrows, jade faces full of spring, enchanting and charming, slender and touching, with beaded emerald heads and emerald heads all over their bodies. The delicate fragrance, the delicate beauty of Chuwa, and the delicate appearance of Xizi, as if Chang'e came out of Guanghan in the moon, they entered the hall one by one.
Tang Seng hurriedly put his hands together and lowered his head. In fact, he also wanted to see that he hadn't been completely brainwashed, otherwise he wouldn't be able to cut open his heart in the human world.
Sun Wukong deliberately pretended to ignore it, completely feeling nothing, Drifting even turned his back and said, "Second Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, why didn't I realize that you are such a pig-brained person in the sky, you don't even look like us monsters?" Scared human woman, could she be a human woman?Either the monster changed, or the immortal Buddha came over, didn't the monkey move without seeing the master? '
Only Zhu Bajie couldn't take his eyes off his eyes, his lust was disordered, and he was full of lust. He hummed and whispered in a low voice: "Thank you, fairy, come down. Mother, please come here."
Manjusri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and Fearful Sun Buddha all turned into the screen as soon as they appeared, leaving behind a pair of gauze lamps.
The beautiful woman Pilanpo Bodhisattva laughed and said: "The four elders, will you pay attention, which one is suitable for my little girl?"
Drifting said in a rough voice directly: "We have already discussed, and that pig with the surname will be recruited as a follower."
Zhu Bajie immediately twitched again, humming and saying: "Brother, don't frame me, and follow the crowd."
A smile flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes, and he also said with a smile: "Idiot, you've been screaming so much, it's also a good thing to agree quickly and bring us some wedding wine."
As Sun Wukong said, he grabbed Zhu Bajie with one hand and the beautiful woman with the other and said: "Mother-in-law, bring your son-in-law in."
Zhu Bajie simply followed suit and walked out.
The beautiful woman called the boy again and said: "Show and wipe the tables and chairs, arrange the evening meal, and take care of the three in-laws. I will take you to my uncle's room."
Zhu Bajie hummed: "Mother, walk slowly, I have a baby here, you take me with you."
……
Zhunti blinked secretly: "I think that monkey is destined for me."
Sun Yuan: "Oh? I think he is also destined to be a fellow Taoist. That fellow Taoist might as well help him. It is said that he is regarded as miserable by the Taoist ancestors of the Three Realms and the Three Purities, the Immortals and Buddhas."
Zhunti also nodded: "Oh!I don't want to judge that Guanyin Bodhisattva and all the female disciples under the Tongtian seat did not condemn me to the Western religion, and did not harm this ancestor witch monkey.You were born with the body of the ancestor witch of the primordial spirit, but you are still such a person who looks like a human but not a human, ape but not ape, what is your origin? '
Zhunti nodded: "Let's look for opportunities to help him secretly."
……
While speaking, I saw only a fragrant room.
Zhu Bajie hummed and drooled: "Mother, which sister do you match me with?"
The beautiful woman said with a charming smile: "It's precisely this problem, I want to match the eldest daughter with you, for fear of the second female monster;
I want to match the second girl with you, and fear the third female monster;
I want to match the three women with you, but I am afraid that the eldest woman will be a monster: so it is still uncertain. "
Zhu Bajie stepped forward, grabbed the beautiful woman's sleeve and hummed: "Mother, if you are afraid of fighting, come with me, so as not to make a scene and mess up the family law."
The beautiful woman immediately pretended to be annoyed: "It's unreasonable! You can't take my three daughters by yourself!"
Zhu Bajie said: "Look at what mother said, which one doesn't have three concubines and four concubines? Just a few more, and your son-in-law will accept it with a smile. When I was young, I also learned the method of fighting fiercely. I served him one by one to make him happy." .”
The beautiful woman shook her head and said: "Not good, not good. I have a handkerchief here, you put it on your head, cover your face, make a marriage, teach my daughter to walk in front of you, you stretch out your hand and grab the handkerchief. , just match that with you."
Soon, Sun Wukong, Drifting, and Xiaobailong listened, and Sun Yuan secretly looked at him together.
Zhu Bajie: "Mother, your daughter is so cute and slippery, you can't catch one, what can I do, what can I do?"
The beautiful woman smiled coquettishly: "Son-in-law, it's not that my daughter is obedient, they are all humble and refuse to recruit you."
Zhu Bajie hummed: "Mother, since they don't want to recruit me, you should recruit me."
The beautiful woman immediately said angrily: "What a son-in-law is dumb! This is not big or small, even the mother-in-law wants it? Just hit me for a while, if you can't hit me, you can hit me."
So immediately.
Pilanpo Bodhisattva: "Come, come, here I am."
Manjusri Bodhisattva also turned back into a male body and a female voice, pinching an orchid and pointing: "Come on, come on, I am here."
Puxian Bodhisattva also changed back into a male body and a female voice, pinched an orchid finger and smiled coquettishly: "Elder Zhu, come, I am here."
Afraid Liusun Buddha also clasped his palms together and turned back into his real body, but he said in a strange female voice, "Come on, I'm here."
Sun Yuan, who was watching helplessly, almost fell over. As expected, it was under the guidance of that old man, Yuan Shi. Fortunately, he no longer taught humans to use women's feces to subdue demons.
Zhunti also blinked his eyes, but suddenly stretched out a hand silently behind his back, and slashed directly at Sun Yuan's head.
"puff!"
Sun Yuan was directly beheaded until he fell down and fell silent.
Then Zhunti pointed at Manjushri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and Fearful Sun Buddha, and all three of them couldn't move at the same time, and felt the heat in his body was unbearable, and Zhu Bajie grabbed him all at once: "Sister, I finally caught you. "
The key point is that although the bodies of the three guys were restrained, their consciousness was still awake. In an instant, the three of them couldn't help but stare wide-eyed in shock and anger.
Zhunti then took Pilanpo Bodhisattva away and disappeared.
Immediately after Zhu Bajie was the only one left in the incense room, Sun Yuan raised his head from the ground strangely, but unfortunately he couldn't see that Zhunti and Pilanpo Bodhisattva had both practiced together.
(End of this chapter)
The beautiful woman also smiled slightly: "Since you have some ability, you can discuss it with your master, and I can recruit you."
Zhu Bajie immediately hummed and said, "There's no need to discuss it, he's not my biological parent, it's up to me whether to interfere or not."
His biological mother had already been eaten by him.
The beautiful woman could only laugh and said: "Forget it, let me talk to my little girl."
The canopy marshal of the majestic heaven, but the pig's brain just can't think of it. I am a pig-headed monster with a huge mouth and fangs. Why is this human lady not afraid of her own image?Can that be described as ugly?
What's more, in Fuling Mountain, they still live by cannibalism, and now they have to marry human women and have sex with human women.
According to what some pig fans in later generations say, and from Zhu Bajie’s perspective as a monster, then humans are the food in Zhu Bajie’s mouth, and livestock in the world are also food in the mouth of humans. If Zhu Bajie wants to eat people and marry human women at the same time, then wouldn’t Is it equivalent to eating mutton while human beings are eating a sheep?
Obviously, no matter from the human point of view or from the point of view of monsters, Zhu Bajie is a beast. Since he cannibalizes people, how can he marry a human woman?Won't you suddenly eat it again while you're doing it?
Zhunti blinked secretly, and Sun Yuan was also amused, wondering if the four sages had changed their female partner, or was it a butterfly effect because of his intervention?
So soon after the pigs were released, Senior Brother Xiaobailong also acted in his true colors, honestly being led, and pretended to eat grass when he was free.
In the blink of an eye, in the living room, only the beautiful woman outside shouted "True, Love, and Lian Lian", followed by three emerald eyebrows, jade faces full of spring, enchanting and charming, slender and touching, with beaded emerald heads and emerald heads all over their bodies. The delicate fragrance, the delicate beauty of Chuwa, and the delicate appearance of Xizi, as if Chang'e came out of Guanghan in the moon, they entered the hall one by one.
Tang Seng hurriedly put his hands together and lowered his head. In fact, he also wanted to see that he hadn't been completely brainwashed, otherwise he wouldn't be able to cut open his heart in the human world.
Sun Wukong deliberately pretended to ignore it, completely feeling nothing, Drifting even turned his back and said, "Second Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, why didn't I realize that you are such a pig-brained person in the sky, you don't even look like us monsters?" Scared human woman, could she be a human woman?Either the monster changed, or the immortal Buddha came over, didn't the monkey move without seeing the master? '
Only Zhu Bajie couldn't take his eyes off his eyes, his lust was disordered, and he was full of lust. He hummed and whispered in a low voice: "Thank you, fairy, come down. Mother, please come here."
Manjusri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and Fearful Sun Buddha all turned into the screen as soon as they appeared, leaving behind a pair of gauze lamps.
The beautiful woman Pilanpo Bodhisattva laughed and said: "The four elders, will you pay attention, which one is suitable for my little girl?"
Drifting said in a rough voice directly: "We have already discussed, and that pig with the surname will be recruited as a follower."
Zhu Bajie immediately twitched again, humming and saying: "Brother, don't frame me, and follow the crowd."
A smile flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes, and he also said with a smile: "Idiot, you've been screaming so much, it's also a good thing to agree quickly and bring us some wedding wine."
As Sun Wukong said, he grabbed Zhu Bajie with one hand and the beautiful woman with the other and said: "Mother-in-law, bring your son-in-law in."
Zhu Bajie simply followed suit and walked out.
The beautiful woman called the boy again and said: "Show and wipe the tables and chairs, arrange the evening meal, and take care of the three in-laws. I will take you to my uncle's room."
Zhu Bajie hummed: "Mother, walk slowly, I have a baby here, you take me with you."
……
Zhunti blinked secretly: "I think that monkey is destined for me."
Sun Yuan: "Oh? I think he is also destined to be a fellow Taoist. That fellow Taoist might as well help him. It is said that he is regarded as miserable by the Taoist ancestors of the Three Realms and the Three Purities, the Immortals and Buddhas."
Zhunti also nodded: "Oh!I don't want to judge that Guanyin Bodhisattva and all the female disciples under the Tongtian seat did not condemn me to the Western religion, and did not harm this ancestor witch monkey.You were born with the body of the ancestor witch of the primordial spirit, but you are still such a person who looks like a human but not a human, ape but not ape, what is your origin? '
Zhunti nodded: "Let's look for opportunities to help him secretly."
……
While speaking, I saw only a fragrant room.
Zhu Bajie hummed and drooled: "Mother, which sister do you match me with?"
The beautiful woman said with a charming smile: "It's precisely this problem, I want to match the eldest daughter with you, for fear of the second female monster;
I want to match the second girl with you, and fear the third female monster;
I want to match the three women with you, but I am afraid that the eldest woman will be a monster: so it is still uncertain. "
Zhu Bajie stepped forward, grabbed the beautiful woman's sleeve and hummed: "Mother, if you are afraid of fighting, come with me, so as not to make a scene and mess up the family law."
The beautiful woman immediately pretended to be annoyed: "It's unreasonable! You can't take my three daughters by yourself!"
Zhu Bajie said: "Look at what mother said, which one doesn't have three concubines and four concubines? Just a few more, and your son-in-law will accept it with a smile. When I was young, I also learned the method of fighting fiercely. I served him one by one to make him happy." .”
The beautiful woman shook her head and said: "Not good, not good. I have a handkerchief here, you put it on your head, cover your face, make a marriage, teach my daughter to walk in front of you, you stretch out your hand and grab the handkerchief. , just match that with you."
Soon, Sun Wukong, Drifting, and Xiaobailong listened, and Sun Yuan secretly looked at him together.
Zhu Bajie: "Mother, your daughter is so cute and slippery, you can't catch one, what can I do, what can I do?"
The beautiful woman smiled coquettishly: "Son-in-law, it's not that my daughter is obedient, they are all humble and refuse to recruit you."
Zhu Bajie hummed: "Mother, since they don't want to recruit me, you should recruit me."
The beautiful woman immediately said angrily: "What a son-in-law is dumb! This is not big or small, even the mother-in-law wants it? Just hit me for a while, if you can't hit me, you can hit me."
So immediately.
Pilanpo Bodhisattva: "Come, come, here I am."
Manjusri Bodhisattva also turned back into a male body and a female voice, pinching an orchid and pointing: "Come on, come on, I am here."
Puxian Bodhisattva also changed back into a male body and a female voice, pinched an orchid finger and smiled coquettishly: "Elder Zhu, come, I am here."
Afraid Liusun Buddha also clasped his palms together and turned back into his real body, but he said in a strange female voice, "Come on, I'm here."
Sun Yuan, who was watching helplessly, almost fell over. As expected, it was under the guidance of that old man, Yuan Shi. Fortunately, he no longer taught humans to use women's feces to subdue demons.
Zhunti also blinked his eyes, but suddenly stretched out a hand silently behind his back, and slashed directly at Sun Yuan's head.
"puff!"
Sun Yuan was directly beheaded until he fell down and fell silent.
Then Zhunti pointed at Manjushri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and Fearful Sun Buddha, and all three of them couldn't move at the same time, and felt the heat in his body was unbearable, and Zhu Bajie grabbed him all at once: "Sister, I finally caught you. "
The key point is that although the bodies of the three guys were restrained, their consciousness was still awake. In an instant, the three of them couldn't help but stare wide-eyed in shock and anger.
Zhunti then took Pilanpo Bodhisattva away and disappeared.
Immediately after Zhu Bajie was the only one left in the incense room, Sun Yuan raised his head from the ground strangely, but unfortunately he couldn't see that Zhunti and Pilanpo Bodhisattva had both practiced together.
(End of this chapter)
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