Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 242
Seeing the twentieth of the lunar calendar, many units in the city have already started their holidays, and the army of buyers for the new year has also come to Liujiagou.

If people didn't expect the village market to be so prosperous in advance, Huo Jun alone came here several times.This man does a miscellaneous business, accepting almost all kinds of wild goods.Many people are lazy and save trouble, and simply sell their own things to him.Many regular customers come in "groups". The whole family, men, women and children, can not only play in Liujiagou for a day, but also manage the New Year's goods comfortably.

Liu Junhao didn't follow the crowd, his family's rice field eels never had to worry about customers.Sitting at home these days, rice field eels are also sold a lot.

Of course, there were quite a few people who tried to attack those hares and wild ducks in the yard, but he rejected them all.These things have been raised for nearly a year, and they are kept for their own food.

When he had nothing to do, he went to the school to invigilate the exam with his wife, and Wukong naturally followed him shamelessly.

In the Chinese test in the morning, these students had already seen how powerful Liu Junhao was, so when they saw him coming in, most of them gave up the idea of ​​doing small tricks.As soon as he said check, someone handed over the cheat sheet.

"The name of a person is the shadow of a tree", it seems that he is absolutely competent as a teacher, he thought very proudly.

There is no problem with the students, but the monkeys are restless on the platform.For a while, he winked at the students, and for a while, he sneaked over to steal a pencil, touch an eraser or something.The exam has been going on for more than ten minutes, and many students' minds have not calmed down, and their eyes are following Wukong.

It is impossible to go on like this, the order of the examination room is completely disturbed by the monkeys.

Liu Junhao simply threw the guy outside the door, and then the door was locked, and the classroom became quiet.

But after a while, it began to squeak on the window again.Liu Junhao turned his head and found that the monkey was stuck on the steel bar.

The windows of the classroom are old-fashioned anti-theft windows. The distance between the two steel bars is only about ten centimeters, which is enough for monkeys to stick their heads in.It had just thought of getting in through the window, but when it squeezed in, it was blocked by the crossbeam.This guy was dumbfounded: he couldn't get in, he couldn't get out, he could only scream on the windowsill.

It seems that what my wife said was right, Wukong couldn't even survive for 5 minutes.

"Hurry up and do the papers, the exam has already passed 10 minutes." Liu Junhao warned, and hurried to the window.

He was so strong that he broke the steel bar into a bow with his hands.

After the monkey was free, he was completely honest, and stayed outside in the poplar tree chasing sparrows all morning.

It still wanted to follow me during the mathematics invigilation in the afternoon, but Liu Junhao said that he would not let it go.

After the two main subject exams, the students obviously relaxed.The remaining subjects such as nature and society are just going through the motions, and the papers are sent directly to let them look through the books to find the answers.

In this way, many people still complained that they could not find it.The hairy boy was the most arrogant. He ran to the podium and asked him to help him find it, saying that he couldn't find it in the quiz book.

Well, Liu Junhao simply asked his wife for the answer to the test paper.He walked to the next door to take a look, and was immediately happy. His wife was writing the answer on the blackboard, and a group of guys below were copying non-stop.

After asking for the answers to the test paper, Liu Junhao did the same thing here, picked up the chalk and wrote on a large blackboard profusely.Calligraphy is masterful, he writes well with brush and chalk.

After seeing that there were still a few test papers for the subjects that had not been tested, Liu Junhao simply handed out all of them, and then continued to write the answers.

In this way, four subjects were tested in half a day, and the task was completed ahead of schedule.His shoulder hurts when he writes on the podium, and the hands of the students copying are sore.

After Zhang Qian heard about his feat, she could only talk nonsense, and stopped talking.

After the exam, it was natural to correct the papers, and the two of them corrected them very quickly.Zhang Qian specially changed the composition, while Liu Junhao took care of the rest.His mind was spinning, he just looked at the numbers on the test paper, and he had already added up the score.In less than three hours, my task has been completed.

After being busy for a long time, my eyes are a little sore.Seeing that his wife was still serious about correcting the composition, Liu Junhao simply found a reason to run away.

Turning around inside and outside the courtyard, I saw hens in twos and threes grazing around the haystacks, and wild ducks swimming in the ditch.Doudou was lying leisurely on the sand to bask in the sun, but the monkey was very mischievous, hiding on the courtyard wall and secretly beating people with stones.

After doing this several times, the flower cat got annoyed and jumped on the wall to chase and fight.

Liu Junhao didn't step forward to dissuade them. He knew these two guys, and his bones would definitely itch if they didn't make trouble for a day.

Walking to the side of the ditch to look at the reeds planted a few days ago, he suddenly felt strange.How come the reeds are all bare now.I clearly remember that when I planted it, many of them had already grown reed buds, but now... it could be that they all died.

Impossible, in order to ensure the survival rate, he secretly watered the spring.

It must have been spoiled by something, he stared there for a while, and found a few hens digging and pecking at the edge of the ditch.

These guys... run another 200 meters to the wheat field, where there are many wheat seedlings.But the hen didn't want to run away at all, and just waited around the door for food.

It seems that animals, like humans, have a lazy tendon on their bodies.

It's good to peck it, otherwise the reed buds will grow out too early and it will definitely attract attention, and then I will have to talk a lot.

I don't know what happened to the reeds in the stone lock. When he dug the roots of the reeds, he planted a lot of them in the stone lock.According to previous experience, reed buds should grow.

Thinking of this, Liu Junhao entered the backyard.

Huh... He was very surprised when he saw the scene inside.Those thorny buds have sparsely covered the sandy ground.Probably because it has just grown, the leaves are slightly bright yellow and look very gratifying.

The reeds next to me did not disappoint me, and many of the reeds had grown to a length of about ten centimeters.

"Buzzing..." Seven or eight bees circled around him, and then flew back to the reed pile.Even they wake up?

Unexpectedly, the early spring in Shisuozhong had come quietly. Seeing this scene, Liu Junhao couldn't help but be happy.I took a closer look at the other plants, and it was still my nephew lighting the lanterns—everything as usual.It seems that my speculation a few days ago was right, the stone lock only has a significant effect on promoting the growth of some plants.

After leaving the stone lock, Liu Junhao walked back to the front yard, only to find that his wife was on the phone right now.

Seeing him enter the yard, Zhang Qian hung up without saying a word.

"Our mother is coming tomorrow, and Zeyu and Jianhui are also on vacation."

Every time the two little guys call, they want to come over, but they have to go to school, the adults will naturally not follow their wishes, and only say that they will go after the exam.

Now that the winter vacation is just over, the two can't wait to make a fuss about coming over to see the monkeys.Zhang's mother got a headache from their quarrel, and she hadn't seen her daughter for a month, and she missed her a little bit, so she decided to bring them to stay for a while.

"Oh, it's good to be here." Liu Junhao welcomed him immediately.There is no shortage of chicken, duck and fish at home, which is enough to entertain guests.

The two little guys have only been here a few times, but they don't recognize each other.It took less than half an hour after arriving in the yard to get acquainted with each other completely, and wandered around Wukong.

Originally thought that the bag of raisins that Zeyu took out was a gift for them, who knew that they were being affectionate, they prepared it specially for monkeys.

It was almost an agreement. The two little guys came less than a day ago, and Professor Zhao's grandson and granddaughter also came.Two people are already a headache, and four people are even more lawless.Zhang Ma and Teacher Wang wanted to discipline them, but in the end it didn't work at all, so they simply let them mess around.Anyway, it is winter now, they will not sneak down to the river to take a bath.As long as you don't run towards the river, you are absolutely safe.

The four of them are now very incapable of dealing with monkeys, and don't know how many snacks they contribute every day.All kinds of crab cakes, potato chips, biscuits, etc. were stuffed in the past, which made Wukong not eat at all until the meal time.

At first Zhang Qian thought it was sick, so she hurriedly called Liu Junhao to come and see it.As a result, the two dug out a lot of colorful packaging bags from the monkey's nest.

Regardless of Wukong's squeaking objection, he confiscated everything.At the end, he told the four little guys not to feed the monkeys.

The four of them immediately nodded in agreement, but turned their heads and began to write articles on the cannon.Xiao Jianhui was the most mischievous. After lighting the cannon, he kept throwing it at the monkey, scaring Wukong to jump up and down.

After a few times, this trick didn't work, and Wukong came back with an eye for an eye.After it stole the cannon, it also learned how to behave, blowing up the four people and fleeing.

Seeing their distressed appearance, the monkey followed behind silly.

They did this behind their backs, and Liu Junhao didn't know about it at first, but when they were eating at noon, demon moths broke out.

Originally, the family ate well, but Wukong secretly wiped a cannon and put it under the table.

There was a crisp "pop", and the three adults were startled, thinking something was wrong.

Liu Junhao was the first to react, smelling the smell of gunpowder and knew it was a cannon.Although Jianhui and Zeyu shook their heads and said they didn't throw it by themselves, Mama Zhang found it out of their pockets.

Originally, I thought this matter was over, but in the afternoon, there were constant noises in the yard.From time to time, the sound of wiping cannons came from the chicken coop and the cat's nest.The chickens and ducks were too frightened to enter the nest, and Doudou also hid in the living room.

"You two...give us all the cleaning guns." Seeing that they refused to change after repeated admonitions, Zhang's mother suddenly became angry.

"I really don't have any on me." The two brothers were quite puzzled.They all thought it was thrown by the other party.

"If you still don't admit it, turn out your trouser pockets." Mama Zhang didn't believe anything this time.But after searching again, there is really nothing.

It was Liu Junhao who felt that something was wrong and targeted Wukong.Who would have thought that guy had already learned how to be a thief during the long-term struggle with his master, and he acted very honest when there were people, and when he saw no one in his yard, he immediately took out the cannon stuffed in the monkey's nest and threw it away.

Unable to find the culprit, Xiaopi had to be called in.After all, the macula's sense of smell is extraordinary, and it can be found out of the monkey's nest after just walking around in the yard.

After finding the physical evidence, the monkey immediately confessed honestly.

(End of this chapter)