Carry a fountain with you

Chapter 243 Movies and Enlightenment

After dinner, the courtyard was cleaned up, and the whole family sat in the living room watching TV.Wukong was treated like a treasure by the two little guys, and he didn't forget to hold him even at this time.As for Doudou, she is completely in Liu Junhao's arms at the moment, and she cannot be driven away.Huamao has a weird temper and only gets close to him.As long as other people hug for a while, this guy will struggle to escape, even Zhang Qian is no exception.

"Uncle, what does that villain want to do? Why did the TV camera switch?" Jianhui suddenly asked while watching the show.

"Oh...cough...then what," Liu Junhao was dumbfounded.Seeing the questioning expression on the little guy's face, he didn't know how to explain it, so he could only grab the teacup and drink tea to cover it up.

The heroine on TV is being held down on the bed by the villains at the moment... The camera flashes, and then the heroine cries.

"You don't know, aunt, do you know?" Seeing that Liu Junhao couldn't answer, the guy turned his head and asked Zhang Qian again.

"I...did I forget to put away the clothes outside? Don't blow them off at night when the wind blows." The wife was also quite embarrassed, not knowing how to tell the child such a thing.

"I don't even know that, of course that bad guy beat up the beauty." Zeyu suddenly interjected.

"Puchi" Liu Junhao squirted out the tea completely.

"If you want to hit her, you just twist the ears. My dad just twists the ears when he beats me." Xiao Jianhui asked puzzled.

"You only twist your ears when you spank a child. That's how long your memory is. Adults spank their ass..."

The two little guys are both five or six years old, and at this time they even started talking about their experience of being beaten.

"Let's go and I'll take you to catch sparrows." Listening to their discussion getting more and more outrageous, Liu Junhao hurriedly pulled the two out of the living room.

"Okay, okay." Xiao Zeyu and Jianhui immediately became interested when they heard that they were going to catch birds.

To catch sparrows, of course, go to the haystack outside the courtyard. Liu Junhao has already aimed at it, and there are thirty or forty sparrows resting inside every night.

Now that the night is cold, the sparrow has already penetrated deep into the haystack, so it is very easy to catch.Under Liu Junhao's guidance, the two little guys quickly caught several fat sparrows.

Khan, finally diverted their attention.Today's children are really worried, and adults have no way to answer the questions they ask.

But seeing them, Liu Junhao remembered the fun he had when he was a child.When he was so old, it was the climax of going to the countryside to show movies. At that time, he, Liu Qiyong and other friends were very envious of the martial arts moves in the movies, and everyone followed them to learn.After seeing the single-handed brick splitting in the camera, they secretly removed the bricks on the school courtyard wall after class, but they couldn't split them at all, and several people aimed at the tiles on the roof of the classroom.The thing is very thin, and it can be cut easily.As a result, this stunt was spread among the students, and more than half of the roof tiles were removed in just two days.

Later, this incident was reported to the teacher, and the leaders of them were found out, and the parents of several families got tiles from their own homes to mend.

Another time, several people were very confused after watching the hanging scene in the movie, and they all wondered why the person in the movie had to stick out his tongue.So nothing happened after class, one or two tied their schoolbag straps to the beams of the room and hanged themselves at school.

As a result, they just kicked the stool over, and the teacher just returned to the classroom.

I remember that the math teacher at that time turned pale with fright, and asked the students to go back to the village to call their parents without delay.

He still remembers what the teacher said when he saw old man Liu: "My mother, Uncle Liu, take your child back quickly, I really dare not teach, if this continues, I must take responsibility and go to jail. "

The buttocks of several people were beaten firmly. At that time, they were quite puzzled. After a while, maybe their tongues would stick out!

But luckily it didn't come out!Otherwise, things will get really big.

The adults in the village were terrified by their making such a fuss twice at the time, and later it was stipulated that children are not allowed to watch movies.For this matter, he and Liu Qiyong were often complained by their partners.

"What are you laughing at?" Seeing her husband smirking at the sparrow, Zhang Qian was puzzled.

"It's okay, it's okay." Liu Junhao shook his head hastily, his wife can't let this sticky matter know, otherwise she would have to make fun of himself.

The two little guys have seen a lot of sparrows, but this is the first time they have caught it with their own hands, so their little faces are flushed with excitement, and they say they want to take it back to raise.

On the other hand, Zhang Qian complained to Liu Junhao, saying that he shouldn't bring children around.Then they talked about it, and finally let them let the sparrow fly.

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As soon as Liu Junhao woke up in the morning, before he even washed his face, Zhang Qian yelled, "Come here and see what's going on with this egg?"

"This is... a soft egg." Seeing the shellless egg in his wife's hand, he understood.

Is this usually caused by calcium deficiency or zinc deficiency?In short, something is missing.It is said that with the nourishment of spring water, the hens lay eggs normally. This is the first time Liu Junhao has encountered such a thing.

It must be paid attention to. If it is an accident, then it will be fine. If there are many such softies, then you must ask Professor Zhao for advice later.The two of them carefully collected the eggs in the chicken coop, and then they breathed a sigh of relief.Fortunately, that's just one example.

"Can this egg be eaten?" While cooking, Zhang Qian was still thinking about the soft egg.

"Of course, it tastes the same as normal eggs." Soft egg Liu Junhao has encountered it before.There was no way to sell this kind of eggs, so old man Liu scrambled them for him.

Today is still sunny, Zhang Ma originally wanted to help her daughter and son-in-law with the New Year's goods while she was here.But a few people summed up a little, and this year's goods have already been sold in sevens and eighties.

The calculations are right, chicken, duck and fish can be bought without going out of the village, and those vegetables are generally bought as you eat, and there is no need to store them in advance.Liu Junhao owns a lot of dried vegetables and melon seeds.

To buy new year's goods, there is also a lack of couplet firecrackers.

The picture of going to the market in the countryside is a bustling scene. When several people add up, they can simply take someone else's four-wheeled car and wander the streets together.

Wukong's eyes are very sharp. When he saw his master going out, he immediately followed him.

Liu Qiyong's family just bought the four-wheeled carts. In the past two years, many people in the village have spare money, and they have started to change their guns. The original carts have also become four-wheeled carts.

When they arrived at Liu Qiyong's house, they found a large group of people busy around the four wheels. The two little guys thought that something new had happened, so they hurriedly squeezed into the crowd to check.

"Mao kid, what's the matter?" Liu Junhao also stepped forward and asked.

"It's too cold, the car can't start at all, and I've poured two pots of boiling water just now."

Hearing what he said, Liu Junhao understood and went to the car to help.

It should be said that since this oil-eating guy bought it back, plowing the fields has indeed saved a lot of trouble.But there is a problem with the four wheels. The water tank is too easy to freeze in winter. Once it is frozen, it takes a few sticks of labor to shake it for a long time to start it.

"Xiaohao is here, let him help" Er Mazi immediately became happy when he saw Liu Junhao, he knew this guy's abnormal strength.

Without further ado, here I took off the down jacket and put it in Zhang Qian's hands, then grabbed the cold handle.

"I'll help you hold down the pressure," Liu Qiyong came over and said.

"No, you are in the way here." Liu Junhao told him to go away, pressed the decompression with his left hand, and twisted the machine with difficulty.People with strong strength are different, and soon the machine is emitting black smoke.Just started, the oil pressure is unstable, and the black smoke is particularly pungent.

"It's a good thing for this boy to go to the flour mill to fight against the big bag." Seeing that he didn't take much effort to shake the machine, Er Mazi was a bit appetizing.This person can't accept it.

Once seven or eight chairs are placed in the carriage, the seats are filled.Liu Laosan originally wanted to hitch a ride, but after seeing the situation, he had no choice but to go back and push his four-wheeled car out.

When the four-wheeled car started and the car was full again, it looked like there were not a few people who wanted to hitch a ride.

Where there are monkeys, there must be joy. As soon as this guy sat firmly in the car, he took out the cigarettes in Liu Junhao's pocket and distributed them.It is equal to everyone, as long as everyone sitting in the car has one, even a few little ones are no exception.

Now that the end of the new year is approaching, the streets are naturally bustling with people.Zhang Qian originally wanted to accompany her mother to wander around, but after a while, she gave up her mind, bought something early and went home in numbness.

On the contrary, the two little guys are like ducks in water in this environment, and they can't stop drilling around.

Liu Junhao was afraid that they would get lost, so he had to follow closely behind.Now without Mama Zhang's discipline, the two each paid for a few boxes of cannons.When Wukong saw the cannon, he tugged at his master's sleeve and yelled non-stop. Seeing that, he probably wanted it too.

"Uncle, what is this butterfly?" Seeing many colorful butterflies on the stall, Xiao Zeyu's curiosity soared.

"It's called a butterfly, it's a firework."

"How come there are fireworks like this, all these?" Xiao Jianhui was also quite confused.Fireworks and firecrackers have been banned in the city a few years ago. The adults of the two families were afraid that children would get into trouble playing with fireworks, so they never bought them for them. Therefore, the two had a vague impression of fireworks, thinking that only the paper tubes thick as buckets were the only ones that could be used. It's fireworks.

"The butterflies look great at night, as well as arrows and grenades..." The stall owner hurriedly introduced enthusiastically as soon as he saw the business.

Liu Junhao didn't want them to buy it at first, but he couldn't stand the entanglement of the two little guys, so he finally bought a big bun for each of them.Looking at the fireworks on the street, he remembered that this was the first New Year after marriage.According to the rules here in Liujiagou, on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month of the first year of marriage, we have to buy fireworks and set them off at the mother-in-law's house.

When I get home, I will discuss it with Zhang Qian and see where the fifteenth day of the first lunar month is celebrated. If it is in Liujiagou, it will be very lively at that time. Buy it for a few hundred yuan to set off fireworks. Anyway, it is not bad now .

The two brothers were too impatient, and as soon as they turned around, they took out the lighter to set it off, and he hurriedly stopped the two of them from messing around.This is the street, if the arrow is not placed properly and falls on someone else's head, they will definitely be scolded.

Liu Junhao was ready to go back after shopping, but Zeyu and Jianhui were still interested and insisted on wandering around the street.

(End of this chapter)