Cosmic Transcendence Guide

Chapter 11 Panda Extinction
It can be even more cruel to force people to live. ——Zen Master Kongzhou

1
Hunhu has been trying to communicate with people recently.

When Che Dan was a child, he read an encyclopedia and said that dinosaurs with such a large brain capacity may have very high intelligence.Chedan also imagined that in the land of Jurassic, dinosaurs had their own language, they would gather together to chat about the weather, they would express their concerns about volcanoes, and carnivorous dragons would ask herbivorous dragons what last words they had before eating them.

Hunhu can't speak, he can only bark.Cao De also found that it had approached the spacecraft's communication equipment twice, as if it wanted to contact someone.

Cao De: "Master, what's going on, Hunhu?"

Kong Zhou: "It's also the first time for me to raise a dinosaur, maybe it's in heat."

After Kongzhou finished speaking, Hunhu stopped screaming, and shook his head at Kongzhou with aggrieved eyes.

Hunhu learned to use some body language to express his feelings a long time ago-basically, he can express most of his inner feelings just by shaking his head.Nothing that Kongzhou has done to it deserves a nod.

Che Dan walked over to touch Hunhun's head: "Hunhun, what's wrong with you?"

Cao De: "Didn't we happen to go to some zoo when we went to the earth this time? Let's sterilize Hunhu by the way."

After hearing this, Hun Hu ran away - this is the second very practical body language it has mastered.

But the ship is flying towards the earth.Cao De is not a robot from Earth, and Kong Zhou has no special feelings for anywhere, only Che Dan is very depressed.He has always wanted to go back to Earth, because Xiao Bei is on Earth.But in the past year, Xiaobei has been learning to sing in Lefuxing.Human beings have been inseparable from music throughout history, but they have never figured out why music sounds good, and where do musicians get their inspiration to write those moving notes.Only in the last hundred years has it been discovered that all music actually comes from a single planet. There has never been such a thing as a musician. Musical notes float in the universe, like various rays, and whoever hits it counts.

Even though it has brought inexhaustible joy to human beings, but now it has taken Xiao Bei away, Che Dan hates Lefu Xing and music.

It's hard for me to go back to Earth once.Chedan thought.

Kong Zhou: "After completing the transcendence, do you want to go back to the Yi Temple to see the abbot?"

Che Dan: "I won't return."

2
The last naturally bred giant panda on earth is coming to the end of its life.

According to the calculations of scientists, it will be tomorrow.

Everything is ready, many celebrities have expressed their thoughts, well-known singers of various races and planets gathered together to sing a farewell song, and various peripherals in the image of this panda have also been sold for a round - this panda is called "Bye-Bye".

Che Dan felt that the name was not bad, and it was the best name he could get under the boring naming rule that two characters must overlap.

The parting was not so sad, because the scientists had already prepared a plan to recreate the giant panda, and the leaders of all parties had already planned an ecological park for the artificial giant panda to live in.

Tourists can come and go freely and have close contact with pandas.Since it is man-made, the panda's aggressiveness was naturally minimized during the genetic programming process.

"Of course we will keep the panda's nature, what we pursue is the natural panda." A spokesman for the park said so.

It is said to be a panda ecological park, but it is actually built for humans, Che Dan thought.

"Us" pursuit, not Panda's pursuit.

The technology of man-made giant pandas has long been mature and can be resisted by many parties.Environmentalists, scientists, and ethicists all have their own good reasons, but the fundamental reason that has been preventing this from happening is still the issue of benefit distribution.

If there are artificial pandas, the places where natural pandas were raised are worthless, and the places where natural pandas were raised have layers of government backgrounds.Moreover, in order to create artificial pandas, genes must be obtained from natural pandas.The ecological park has been built early, but not a single artificial panda was born.

Now, the story comes to a turning point, the last panda is dying, and the panda is going extinct.In the end, it was the power of nature that made people at the negotiating table reach a compromise, and the conservatives probably finally reached a suitable price. After the panda farewell ceremony, the opening ceremony will be held immediately, and it will be a matter of course.

Chedan has never been able to understand these complicated things, and Kong Zhou's explanation is also very simple: "Don't think about it, there is only one ending for complicated things, just do whatever you want."

Their mentors and apprentices are also part of this story. For some unknown reason, they were chosen to make a farewell to all human beings and pandas in this way.

Che Dan: "Master, do you think they know our style of doing things?"

Kong Zhou: "I guess they don't even know who we are."

Che Dan: "Why did you choose us to do such an important matter?"

The real reason is this: the farewell ceremony of the panda is too important, and the leader at the top has to ask about it personally, but there are too many things that the leader has to ask about in person, so he entrusts it to the person he trusts the most.The most trusted person found a very good team, which gathered top talents in various fields such as public relations, media, religion, law, and architectural design.Of course, these talents are also very busy. They always ask assistants to hold meetings, and assistants are always tired. For small things like meetings, just find an intern to go.

A group of interns got together to figure out how to reimburse the invoices, and one of the unlucky ones who lost the lottery was responsible for making a plan for the farewell ceremony.In the middle of the night before he reported the plan, he returned to the dormitory after drinking, opened the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" given by his senior in his sophomore year, searched for "farewell ceremony", and found the entry of "exceeding" under this entry, He wrote the Naihe boat mentioned in it, and in his crude plan, he repeatedly claimed that this is the most suitable candidate in the universe.

The plan was reported layer by layer, and it was delayed for almost half a year in the "layer by layer". After several revisions, people in the excellent team made various changes to the venue, time, lighting, and sound effects, but no one cared who was doing the ceremony. .

By the time the plan was transferred to the top leader, there were only three days left before Bai Bai's death.

The immediate leader signed it, and did not pursue any responsibility, and gave the most trusted person a bonus.

After all, he is a leader, and he has seen too many such things.

Complicated things are just like this, so what should be done, what should be done.

3
The intern who was responsible for receiving Kongzhou Chedan on Earth was the intern who wrote the plan, and he has now become a regular.

Intern: "Hello, two masters, congratulations to the two of you who can represent human beings to the panda..."

Kong Zhou: "I should congratulate you for being able to invite us. Just tell us the process for tomorrow."

The intern was not very happy to explain the process, and did not dare to show that this matter was facilitated by himself.He had a strong feeling that if he said it, he might be ridiculed by the bald man in front of him.

There's no need to make yourself unhappy, anyway, after the ecological park is built, I have to hold an important position.

However, the boat stopped on the ground, and Kongzhou and Chedan were "fortunately" arranged to meet the giant panda who was still alive for the last time today. This was a time desperately squeezed out, and many, many people were waiting to see Baibai.

Kong Zhou: "I don't want to go, you go by yourself."

Che Dan: "I don't really want to go either."

Kong Zhou: "We have given them a little face, and the final payment has not been confiscated."

Chedan was already in a bad mood, and he was very annoyed by this situation of having to socialize.

Barely prepared to open the hatch, but saw that the hatch had already opened, Hun was standing by the door, a stranger was standing behind him, and another stranger was standing behind Kongzhou.

Stranger: "Don't move."

Both of them carried crude weapons.

Che Dan saw that Cao De was about to make a move. As a robot who made his debut as a bodyguard, the two strangers might die soon.

Kong Zhou waved his hand towards Cao De, following Kong Zhou's gaze, Che Dan saw Hun Hun by the door shaking his head.

These two people should have been put in by Hunhu, maybe they were also contacted by Hunhu.

Che Dan: "Huhun, usually only Master abuses you, so you don't even have to kill me."

Stranger: "No one is going to kill you, we are here to kill pandas."

4
One is called Da Dian and the other is called Er Dian. They are a pair of brothers.

They are wanted throughout the universe because they have devoted themselves to one thing for many years, which is hunting endangered animals.

Many local governments and environmental protection organizations have offered rewards to them. They originally had five brothers.

Che Dan: "Hunhun, then I don't understand. Shouldn't these two people kill you first?"

Hun Huan shook his head.

Dadian Erdian had let go of the empty boat Chedan, and they sat under the big tree in the simulation cabin, trying to understand each other.

Da Dian: "I don't know the bloodline of Hun Hun either. I don't know if it was man-made or brought by a time machine. Anyway, it is not endangered."

Er Dian: "It's already extinct. The most important thing is, people don't want to die."

These two men were dressed like wild men and held weapons made of animal bones. They couldn't tell whether they were axes or daggers, and they had a "rigorous" logic that didn't match their appearance.

Che Dan: "Can you communicate with Hunhu?"

This is nonsense, otherwise how would Dadian and Erdian come here.

But in order for the conversation to proceed, sometimes nonsense has to be said.

Daiden: "We can communicate with all animals."

Er Dian: "Everyone in our family can understand the language of animals."

Dadian: "We asked all the protected animals that are about to become extinct, and 80.00% wanted to die."

Er Dian: "They should have been extinct."

Dadian: "Especially bye."

The two brothers talked one sentence at a time, and the rhythm was fast.

They went to see Bai Bai a few years ago, when it was still on display at the zoo, and according to the calculations of scientists, people also knew that it would be the last panda.

In that protected cage with good living conditions, Bai Bai expressed to the brothers that he wanted to die very much.

Dadian: "You may not know much about animals."

Er Dian: "When it's time to go extinct, genes are conscious, animals are conscious, and you keep them alive..."

"It's just pain." Dadian continued.

Che Dan looked at Hun Hun, who nodded this time.

Che Dan: "But, it will die tomorrow."

"That's why we have to kill it today!" Da Dian spoke loudly.

Erdian: "This is a matter of dignity, today is the last chance."

Daiden: "There are more important reasons, we don't want them to copy its genes."

Erdian: "Artificially created pandas will only be more painful and deprived of their nature. We have seen artificial ones on other planets..."

Da Dian: "Forget it, you haven't heard of those animals."

Che Dan: "If I'm not wrong, the genes that should be extracted have already been extracted. You can't stop them from man-made pandas by killing Baibai."

Da Dian: "That will be killed!"

Er Dian: "Yes! Then go and kill the artificial pandas!"

There is nothing wrong with the logic of the two brothers, it just feels that something is wrong.

Chedan now understands why only two of the five brothers are left.

Che Dan: "You guys can't be so reckless..."

Dadian: "We are not reckless."

Er Dian: "We have skills."

The brothers talked about their techniques in breakneck speed.It's very simple, that is, when Chedan waited to see the panda for the last time, he killed Baibai for them.He also gave Chedan a poisonous needle, which was as crude as an ax or dagger.

Dadian: "Don't worry, bye, you know we sent you there, you won't resist."

Che Dan: "If I kill it, I won't be able to come back."

Dadian: "You have to go, this is our last chance."

Er Dian: "If you don't go, we will kill your master."

Da Dian and Er Dian picked up their weapons to approach them again, and Kong Zhou once again signaled Cao De not to do it.

Dadian: "In order to kill Baibai, we should make sacrifices."

Er Dian: "It's normal for you to be caught, we all died three brothers."

Dadian: "Humanity has done so many stupid things, this is the price to pay..."

"Shut up." Kong Zhou finally spoke, "It's no wonder you can understand animals with your brains."

Da Dian and Er Dian were not unhappy at all, they were still listening, thinking that Kong Zhou was praising them.

Kong Zhou: "It's not easy for human beings to have intelligence. It's not used in this way. Life is not sacrificed like this, especially this life is not yours."

Dadian: "We sacrificed too."

Kong Zhou: "That's because you are stupid."

Kong Zhou walked towards Hun Hun, Hun Hun groaned twice.

Dadian: "It says it doesn't want you to ride it."

"But it can only think in its heart." Kong Zhou rode on Hun Hun's body, "We are human beings, and we must use human solutions to solve problems."

Da Dian Er Dian was still on the spot and didn't react, hesitating whether to charge forward with a weapon in hand.

Che Dan: "Let's put it down, my master is willing to help you kill goodbye."

5
Kong Zhou rode Hun Hun, and Che Dan followed. After Da Dian and Er Dian were urgently shaved, they put on the same robes as Che Dan, and a group of people walked out of the Naihe boat.

Seeing Hun Hun's eyes widen, the intern didn't bother to ask who the two extra people were.

Kong Zhou didn't seem to notice that he was riding a dinosaur, he just said, "Take us to meet Bai Bai."

The staff members I met along the way were all shocked and frantically looking for the communication equipment at hand.

A group of people came to Baibai's room.Bye-bye is still very cute, but when Chedan thinks of the words of Da Dian and Er Dian, he feels helplessness and despair in its innocent eyes.

Da Dian Er Dian exchanged a few words with Bai Bai, hugged him, and handed the poisonous needle into its hands.

Dadian: "It is very grateful to you."

Er Dian: "Thank you for allowing him to die with dignity."

Dadian: "It also makes the species of panda extinct with dignity."

Erdian: "But what about the artificial panda, Master Kongzhou."

Daiden: "What is the solution for you humans?"

Kongzhou: "It's their human solution."

After Kong Zhou finished speaking, he signaled Chedan to open the door of the room.

There were already a lot of people standing outside the door. The ones in the front row seemed to be some leaders, but judging by their clothes and race, they were obviously leaders of different organizations.

In the back row are their respective attendants.

In the back row are scientists working at their respective institutions.

At the end was the media reporter who was stopped by the security guard.

Without saying a word, Chedan guessed what they were here for.Artificial dinosaurs should be more popular than artificial pandas.

Looking at the row of people, Che Dan felt that this is how people should be divided.It should not be divided according to your race or planet, but according to your position in the crowd.Reporters and journalists are in the same group, scientists are in the same group as scientists, leaders are in the same group as leaders... This division is more consistent in terms of character and thinking, although they always want to make mistakes in their hearts. die each other.

6
In front of the crowd, Kongzhou announced that Baibai was about to come to the end of his life, and decided to take it back to Naihe Boat to complete the ceremony.The crowd was indifferent, their eyes fixed on Hunhun.

Then Kongzhou negotiated the terms with the leaders in private, and gave all the forces Hunhu's genes.

Kong Zhou: "It's enough for them to fight for a while."

Erdian: "What if they really created dinosaurs?"

"No, the gene I gave them was taken from the ax or the dagger of the two of you, isn't that a strange animal?" Kongzhou didn't give Dadian and Erdian a chance to speak, "Needless to elaborate, I don't want to know either."

Dadian: "Then they don't know how to make pandas?"

Kongzhou: "Originally, they can't make it now."

Erdian: "Why?"

Kong Zhou: "These people were excited when they saw the dinosaur, so they messed up and agreed to me to take Bai Bai away. So, when they make pandas again, none of them are authentic."

Che Dan understood, Da Dian Er Dian still stared at Kong Zhou and waited for him to say.

"Try not to come out to fight for justice with your intelligence." Kong Zhou looked at the deceased Bai Bai in the simulation cabin, "We took away the last panda, and the most authentic artificial panda will be the one that has been approved by us. Now they are going to start fighting over who can create dinosaurs, and the previous consensus on pandas will also be invalidated, and the goodbye in your hands is an important bargaining chip."

Dadian: "In our hands?"

Che Dan: "What my master means is that if you take a good obeisance, someone will definitely come to you to negotiate terms, and you don't have to worry about being chased and killed. If you have a bad heart, you can still make some money. You two don't talk on your own. , Hire a lawyer to talk about it, you are not bad-hearted people. Give the lawyer more money."

Dadian: "Thank you, Master Kongzhou."

Er Dian: "Brother, what do they mean?"

Dadian: "I don't quite understand, I feel like I want to thank others."

Chedan now feels that these two people probably have really good skills, otherwise it is impossible to explain how they survived in the universe.

Dadian: "Then shall we go first?"

Kong Zhou: "Wait, there is still a need to supersede, and the money has been collected."

Kongzhou and Chedan sat down and made an excuse for the goodbye.This lovely species is finally extinct.

After the two left, Kongzhou rushed to Cao De and said, "Contact the clown and tell me that I have some panda hairs here, authentic genes, and his circus should finally have panda performances."

Cao De: "Okay, Master."

Che Dan and Hun Hun at the side shook their heads.

nodded again.

Shaking his head again.

(End of this chapter)