Cosmic Transcendence Guide

Chapter 12 The Fallen Planet
It's not the story, it's the universe. ——Zen Master Kongzhou

1
It has been three days, and today's medical level will not make such mistakes.

This old man named Yan Xiangfeng should have passed away three days ago, and it was time for Chedan to return to the Naihe boat after his rescue.

Because today's medical level will not make such a mistake, the airship doctor No. 8060 of the No. [-] patrol team of the Galaxy Pharmaceutical Company's Earth Region Sixth Exploration Fleet who invited Chedan did not know what to do.

Che Dan interrupted Yan Xiangfeng's narration: "Old man, drink some water, I'll go to the bathroom."

"Okay, little master," Yan Xiangfeng was still in good spirits, "come back quickly, the most exciting part will begin soon."

Yan Xiangfeng is recalling his life to Che Dan. It has been three days, and he just talked about how he became an explorer of the No. 1470 airship of the No. 36 cruise group of the sixth exploration fleet of the Earth Region of Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company.Indeed, the best part—the untold story of how he was stranded on that unnamed planet for [-] years—had yet to begin.

"Doctor," Che Dan came to the doctor's cabin, "Why don't you give him another physical examination? I think he's fine!"

Doctor: "Impossible. Our Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company uses our own medical equipment. How can it be inaccurate? Don't worry, Mr. Yan will leave us soon, and the interview has been turned down. Only you Only with your master are you allowed to approach him."

Che Dan: "Did you see my master approaching him?"

Kongzhou has been drinking with the captain, inquiring about the medical malpractice in the history of Galaxy Pharmaceutical Company, and knowing which planets the non-compliant drugs have flowed to. There should be a lot of business there.

Naihe Ship received the job three days ago. Airship No. 8060 invited Kongzhou Chedan to board the ship to rescue the old employee Yan Xiangfeng, saying that he was found dying on the way to bring him back to Earth.Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company is a big company, and a big company treats its employees with humane care. Every captain of a small airship has to go through about a year of humane training before taking office—one of the important lessons is that there are some important lessons during the voyage. If the crew members are going to die, they must hold the funeral on the spot, film the whole process, and finally have witnesses who can prove the cause of death, and then cremate the bodies, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble to the company.

Yan Xiangfeng was not a crew member of No. 8060, but when No. 8060 flew over an unknown planet, it received a distress signal, and then picked up Yan Xiangfeng, a crew member of No. 36 who had been missing for 1470 years.The signal was also sent from the crashed 1470 spacecraft.

"How did he fall there?"

Kong Zhou finished his drink and asked Che Dan a question.

Che Dan: "He hasn't said anything yet."

Kong Zhou went straight to Yan Xiangfeng: "You are dying, right?"

Although Che Dan was annoyed by Yan Xiangfeng for three days, he was very sorry that he was asked this by his master.

Yan Xiangfeng didn't mind much and nodded.

Kong Zhou: "Speak quickly, I'm afraid you will die if you don't finish."

"No, I'm just waiting for you. I'm afraid children won't understand these things." After Yan Xiangfeng finished speaking, Che Dan felt that his sympathy was really superfluous.

Yan Xiangfeng: "Then I'll continue and tell you about the most glorious 36 years."

Chedan hadn't realized what a sad story he was about to hear.

2
The crash was purely accidental.

Yan Xiangfeng has just become a crew member.He wasn't a good driver, and he hadn't been able to contribute to the Galaxy Pharmaceutical Company's search for drug raw materials across the universe.It is worth mentioning that Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company discovered the multi-word grass that is essential for communication between different planets. In the stock market, the market value has doubled year after year.

1470 is a small boat, a product of the last three generations.That kind of boat can only carry two pilots. That day, Yan Xiangfeng's partner was hospitalized because he helped the company test new drugs, and Yan Xiangfeng was the only one floating in space.

In space, Yan Xiangfeng discovered the planet with no name and no records of human exploration. He decided to go and see if he could find a drug that could change the fate of human beings, the company and himself.

Then he crashed.

Nothing happened, he just wasn't good at driving.

After waking up, Yan Xiangfeng found that there were many people around, but they were not human beings. Although they looked alike, they were taller and more beautiful than humans.

Yan Xiangfeng quickly understood with the help of many words that there was a civilization in the area, and the level of development was not very high, which was roughly equivalent to the level of human beings in the middle and late twentieth century. This was a backward laboratory.

A civilization with a low level of development, just like a human being with a low level of development, still has curiosity.Yan Xiangfeng heard that they planned to dissect him.

People on this planet seem to have three genders, which is no surprise in the universe.It was suggested by a male and objected by a female whose name sounded like YV.

"I don't know if other countries have obtained samples of aliens, at least the intelligence agencies have no definite news," YV said calmly, "If this is the first alien we humans have obtained, then he is better alive than dead have greater value."

Yan Xiangfeng is very grateful to YV, and this gratitude will change in the future.

Yan Xiangfeng: "I really wanted to tell her that my life is actually worthless."

Che Dan didn't want to talk to him.After getting along for a few days, he already knew that Yan Xiangfeng had a lot of things he wanted to say.But if you don't talk to Yan Xiangfeng, you have to say it.

Yan Xiangfeng: "Let me tell you, I used to be a very small employee in Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company. I was driving the No. 1470 airship and crashed. My communication system once called the police automatically. For 36 years, no one came to me. Do you think I'm worth it?"

Kong Zhou: "No."

Yan Xiangfeng still didn't feel offended, but nodded as if meeting a bosom friend.

3
The local scientists held intensive meetings and monitored Yan Xiangfeng in real time. They put him in a transparent glass house without any clothes on him.

Yan Xiangfeng tried his best to be polite, but he still couldn't help urinating.

The scientists performed meticulous tests, and before they could come to a conclusion, Yan Xiangfeng urinated for a second time.Scientists can make a rough guess even if they don't understand science.

The structure of the people here is similar to that of the people on Earth.

Soon a toilet was installed in the glass room instead of flushing, and Yan Xiangfeng's excrement would be tested.

Yan Xiangfeng: "Can you understand that feeling? The feeling that even your shit will be tested by the most powerful scientists in this country?"

Che Dan: "I don't really want to understand."

The food here is not much different from the ones on Earth, not very tasty, but much better than the space nutritious food issued by Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company.After Yan Xiangfeng ate two meals, it was inevitable that he would still be a little uncomfortable. He had diarrhea for a few days. Watching the scientists treat his excrement with the same caution, he felt guilty and proud.

Yan Xiangfeng's airship was inspected by YV.Without much effort, YV could see that Yan Xiangfeng and the civilization behind him were much more advanced than them.

YV made a suggestion to put clothes on Yan Xiangfeng.

YV: "If someone from this alien's home planet comes looking for him, none of us would like human beings to be destroyed for peeping at other people's naked bodies."

It was many years later that Yan Xiangfeng realized the reason why he was able to wear clothes. He put his arms around the naked YV and said to her: "You worry too much."

Scientists quickly turned their attention from Yan Xiangfeng's excrement to his intelligence. YV has a feeling that Yan Xiangfeng can understand them.

YV verified it with a very scientific method.

YV: "Can you understand us?"

Yan Xiangfeng clapped his hands twice.After several days of observation, Yan Xiangfeng discovered that this is the body language of the locals expressing "yes". "No" takes six shots.

The expression "no" was learned after observing for a period of time. People in this place discuss issues very quickly, and there are few objections, but Yan Xiangfeng can hear that it is not that there are no objections, but that they have not raised them.This complicated body language has not been eliminated by time, but the probability of "negative" has been eliminated.

YV: "Why?"

Because of the talkativeness, but the talkativeness is about to fail.Yan Xiangfeng couldn't express such a complicated matter by clapping his hands. He hadn't learned the local language yet, so all he could do was show anxiety.YV understands this anxiety.Soon, a lot of dictionaries, books, various video materials, music, and of course a computer, shaped like a telephone, were delivered to the glass room.

A day later, YV came to visit Yan Xiangfeng, and he said to her: "Thank you." He used the local language.

Three days later, Yan Xiangfeng said to the scientists: "Can you stop living in the glass room?"

It's a perfectly reasonable request that's just been ignored.

Yan Xiangfeng was transferred to a normal house, with a living room, a bedroom, and a toilet, and the toilet was flush.

Yan Xiangfeng continued to study, and YV was arranged to be his teacher. He taught language first, and then exchanged some knowledge such as mathematics, physics, and chemistry. YV deduced from the equipment and advanced level of his spaceship that this man must be a scientist.Yan Xiangfeng is not a scientist. He is just an ordinary employee of Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company. He creates benefits for the company according to the employee handbook. His work does not require creativity, nor does he need to understand mathematics and physics. He only needs to report on time every day and receive new tasks.

The employee handbook states that the consequences of not reporting on time are extremely serious, such as dismissal, fines, and legal liability.Yan Xiangfeng hasn't contacted the company since the crash, and he doesn't know if all these terrible punishments happened.

Yan Xiangfeng: "I asked about it two days ago, and I can't be found in the file, and there is no punishment. But I can still find airship No. 1470, which is the company's property, and I am the company's former property."

Che Dan: "Then why are they still willing to hire us to do your salvation?"

Yan Xiangfeng: "I have been with Yan Xiangfeng Xing for 36 years, and at least I have found some useful things for the company, which are valuable."

In order to commemorate Yan Xiangfeng, and to make Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company look full of humanity, and to explore the grandeur of the universe without fear of sacrifice, the planet was named "Yan Xiangfeng Star".It's not too difficult for Galaxy Pharmaceuticals to buy the name of a planet.

The story of Yan Xiangfeng has not spread throughout the universe, and no media has come to interview Yan Xiangfeng, because the public relations department of Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company planned a careful communication plan. The starting point is after Yan Xiangfeng's death. It is said that the risk is the lowest and the spread is the fastest.

Of course, the reason given to the outside world is: "In the last days, this old man who dedicated his life to the cause of human exploration and Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company should leave peacefully."

4
Although human beings are useless, they are still very capable of learning.In one year, Yan Xiangfeng was able to communicate proficiently with the locals, and basically understood the situation in the world he lived in, while talking too much has long since failed.

Yan Xiangfeng lived in that base all year, and his existence was the country's biggest secret.In the past, some meteorites, strange metals, and even a photo of a spaceship in the shape of a Buddha's head were found in this country, but compared with Yan Xiangfeng, these are all rubbish.

Yan Xiangfeng's identity is also changing, from an alien being studied at the beginning, to a scholar of aliens with a lot of knowledge.

About a year and a half later, YV told Yan Xiangfeng: "I don't know what the rules are in your place called Earth. The biggest boss and leader of our country is called the president. Tomorrow, our president will come to see you."

The president has known about Yan Xiangfeng's existence for a long time, and has long wanted to see this alien, but wars and elections in the real world are obviously more important than satisfying curiosity.On the other hand, scientists did not dare to take the risk of "aliens suddenly attacking the president and causing chaos in the world".

Now that the time is ripe and the atmosphere of the meeting is harmonious, Yan Xiangfeng knows how to talk to the leader. Most of the people he meets on Earth are his leaders.

The president also gave Yan Xiangfeng enough respect.

Yan Xiangfeng: "He actually asked me about the political system of our planet."

Che Dan: "What did you say?"

Yan Xiangfeng: "I didn't say too much. Even if I'm not on the earth, I don't think we should talk about politics."

Kong Zhou: "Che Dan, you need to learn more from him."

Yan Xiangfeng just said that different countries on the earth have different systems, and each has its own advantages.The president clapped his hands twice: "Our situation is similar."

After the president left, Yan Xiangfeng lived in the base for another four years. During this period, he continued to learn and shared some brilliant knowledge with everyone, such as teaching everyone to play basketball.

In the past four years, the president has visited several times and talked with Yan Xiangfeng a lot.

Che Dan: "What are you talking about? Have you also told others about your childhood?"

Yan Xiangfeng: "How is it possible? My identity on Yan Xiangfeng's star is the chief of affairs for the joint government of all mankind and the captain of the first exploration fleet on Earth."

Just as Che Dan was about to say why you lied like this, he saw Kong Zhou nodding beside him. Indeed, it was perfectly normal for him to say this.

Yan Xiangfeng also got together with YV in the past four years, how the two get along, whether they have children, Yan Xiangfeng rarely showed off these questions, and Che Dan didn't ask any more.From Yan Xiangfeng's narration, Che Dan could tell that he still loved that alien female.

The transformation took place in the fourth year, and the existence of Yan Xiangfeng was known to the whole world.

5
The president wanted to run for office, and at the last moment of his failure, he announced the existence of Yan Xiangfeng, and said that Yan Xiangfeng had brought the most advanced technology and system from the alien world, and he was the only person he was willing to communicate with.

President: "I am not this president for myself, I am for the benefit of all of us."

Regardless of whether these words are true or not, Yan Xiangfeng can understand why he said them, but what he doesn't understand is why the president is so confident that he will follow his words.

YV answered the question: "The President promised us that if the election is successful, I will become Secretary of Defense."

Yan Xiangfeng: "Okay."

YV: "That way I can mobilize more resources to do scientific research."

Yan Xiangfeng: "You don't need to say these things, as long as you like it, I will listen to you."

Soon, under the planning of the president and YV, a professional team followed Yan Xiangfeng closely.This team is responsible for creating the image of Yan Xiangfeng and arranging his travel. There are also specialized scientists and science fiction writers who provide knowledge that Yan Xiangfeng needs to share. Of course, some of the president's confidantes relay the ruling intentions and let Yan Xiangfeng speak out.

Those intentions are not difficult to understand. Yan Xiangfeng is very familiar with them. The dictators on the earth and the bosses of Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company all have the same intentions.

It’s just that the appearance of those scientists and science fiction writers made Yan Xiangfeng feel a little sad. That kind of sadness is very familiar on earth and has never happened in the past four years—being despised, distrusted, and handed over to the Smarter people themselves.

Yan Xiangfeng: "YV, I can say it very well, I am the first fleet of the earth..."

"Okay," YV, who is about to be promoted to be the Minister of Defense, is very busy, "I know that arranging them is to save you trouble, and it's not important to talk about it, just make sure to explain clearly what the president wants to do. .”

Yan Xiangfeng made it very clear.

The next 30 years, like a dream.

The appearance of Yan Xiangfeng has changed many people's worldview and religious beliefs. Everyone on this planet, and all organizations, fell into chaos in the first ten years and readjusted.There have been many wars and mass suicides, the world has been turned upside down, thrown into a mahjong machine, looking for a new order.

In those ten years, although the manuscript and the timing of its appearance were arranged by others, Yan Xiangfeng felt the pleasure of power. Every time he just said something and taught the public some new knowledge about playing basketball, he could gain a lot of money. Many people are ready to sacrifice their lives for Yan Xiangfeng at any time.

Under such circumstances, not only the country ruled by the president, but also few people in other countries oppose his rule.Yan Xiangfeng got a transcendent and honorable position, YV got a higher position than the Minister of Defense, and it was a new name, and the president became the "head of state"-this is the name given by Yan Xiangfeng.

The original Chinese characters of these two characters were also written by Yan Xiangfeng himself and made into a huge sculpture.

Yan Xiangfeng still loves YV deeply, but the happiness brought by power is far greater than love, and power will also bring new love. YV never asked, and Yan Xiangfeng was unable to think about whether YV and the head of state had other feelings beyond revolutionary friendship.

During the stable and turbulent ten years, Yan Xiangfeng traveled the whole world and enjoyed all the pleasures this world can provide.When Yan Xiangfeng thought of being bored in the 1470 airship, he also worried about whether a powerful person like the boss of Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company would feel empty—powerful people have no emptiness at all.

At the end of the glorious era, the Führer suffered from a terminal illness.The technology at that time could not cure it. Yan Xiangfeng thought briefly that it would be great if Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company was around.He quickly dispelled this idea, and the life of the head of state was really nothing worth saving.

The subordinates of the head of state had already found YV and planned to launch a coup. Naturally, this required the support of Yan Xiangfeng.It doesn't matter to Yan Xiangfeng at all, as long as he can continue to enjoy it.

He and YV acquiesced in that minion's subversion of the Führer.

The situation took a turn for the worse. After the new head of state came to power, many people suddenly appeared who believed that an alien had interfered too much in human politics. This idea quickly won the support of the people.The new head of state found YV and Yan Xiangfeng very embarrassed, and asked what to do.

No matter how stupid Yan Xiangfeng was, he could see what was going on. The result of the game was that Yan Xiangfeng could not die, but he had to hide.

The base has long been rebuilt for Yan Xiangfeng, and there is also a "Yan Xiangfeng Museum", which records the people's gratitude to Yan Xiangfeng over the years, as well as the various technologies and knowledge he brought to mankind.One of the most important exhibits is his crashed airship No. 1470.

He lives in the base, has a large number of employees, and is still treated with a detached status.A few years later, YV also hid in the base, and her power was finally lost.

The two lived together at the base.Yan Xiangfeng dismissed some servants, and he cooked for YV himself, just like when they first got together.He even started to study physics seriously, trying to have more common topics, but unfortunately YV doesn't like to talk about science very much.

He also told YV a lot about his real experience on earth, who he really is. YV didn't react too much, as if he knew it a long time ago.She was always on the phone anxiously, often meeting people who came and went in the middle of the night.

YV is still tall and beautiful. The people here have a longer lifespan than people on Earth, and aging is not easy to notice, but the old Yan Xiangfeng feels that she is more like a human being.

Opportunity soon came before us. In the sixth year of No.30, after a meeting with guests, YV excitedly asked Yan Xiangfeng to give a speech to all residents, and asked him about various sports besides basketball and table tennis, some Chinese food recipes, Besides origami airplanes, are there any new tricks that can arouse people's enthusiasm?

YV: "Think about it, as long as you speak well this time, we can be like before again."

Yan Xiangfeng clapped his hands six times and didn't say much.

He proposed that before giving a speech, he wanted to go to his own museum to find inspiration quietly.

Yan Xiangfeng told YV almost all the secrets, but he never mentioned that the communication system of No. 1470 has never been broken.

Kongzhou: "You are a qualified earthling."

Kongzhou said to Chedan again: "Remember to remind the captain who drank too much that the communication system of Yinhe Pharmaceutical's spacecraft is so reliable, and it is also a point of public relations propaganda."

Che Dan: "Master, why are you still thinking about them?"

Kong Zhou: "We are the ones who have saved old Mr. Yan Xiangfeng, and our two names are also in the report."

Yan Xiangfeng sent a distress signal based on his memory.Thanks to the laziness of Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company, the employee handbook has never been updated. No. 8060 found him and picked him up. Now, he is ready to save him.

6
After saying all this, Yan Xiangfeng clapped his palms six more times, his eyes settled down.

Yan Xiangfeng: "Is my life wonderful?"

Che Dan: "Wonderful."

Yan Xiangfeng: "Have you experienced everything that should be experienced?"

Chedan: "I have experienced it."

"Death without regret." Yan Xiangfeng lay flat, "But you have to come out and speak out, you can't die there, or the experience will be in vain, right?"

Che Dan: "Yes."

What about YV?farewellsorry?Is there still love?
Che Dan didn't ask, he guessed that Yan Xiangfeng didn't have an answer either.

Without new medical miracles, Yan Xiangfeng died on No. 8060 of Yinhe Pharmaceutical Company, and his ashes were collected and exhibited in the company's own museum.

Chedan thought that his museum on that planet might not necessarily be demolished.

Although he is gone, he still has irreplaceable value to YV and those potential heads of state.

A person discovers and changes a planet, this is a version of the story.

A person, discovered and changed by a planet, this is another version of the story.

Che Dan: "Master, what happened to Yan Xiangfeng?"

Kong Zhou: "None of them, Yan Xiangfeng and Yan Xiangfeng have not changed. What happened to him is not a story, but the universe."

(End of this chapter)