I used to cry in the middle of the night, wanting to talk to you about life

Chapter 11
"Recruitment? Okay!" I suddenly became excited. God knows that the entire lineup of the so-called "Financial Drama Troupe" just established is the five men sitting on the edge of the playground (excluding Wei Xing from the accounting school).Hearing the news that we were preparing to recruit new students, the second child and the others also cheered in unison, so beautiful in their hearts!
"Ko Yiyi," I said to Ke Yiyi, "Why don't we have dinner together tonight! You tell the girl that it's 7:[-] in the 'Friendship House'. It's been so long since school started and we haven't met yet."

"Okay." Xiaoyi smiled and walked away. When I turned around, I noticed her fingers and ankles, which were so thin and beautiful...

"Don't talk about it!" Behind him, Brother Bao's hoarse voice was deafening, "We are recruiting new people, hurry up! What is the name of the one with big breasts and big butt?"

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The school girl with big breasts and big butt is Xu Xu, a student in Xu Ning's class. She is from a town in Yueyang, Hunan Province. Her father is the mayor of the town.In order to send Xu Xu to school, Xu's father sent someone to drive a tractor to take her to the county bus station. Many people came to our school by "special car", but this was the only one who came by "special plane".These are all what classmate Xu Xu told us. We (especially Brother Bao) got acquainted with this young lady before the end of the military training.

It's a long story: more than a week before the end of the military training, all the content had to be prepared for the upcoming parade. The students of the entire School of Finance were divided into six square formations, so that Person number ten had to be picked out to rest nearby.Usually the instructor will first pick out the ones who are too fat, and then pick out those who are habitually walking along the crutches and kicking with the same hands and feet. If there are still many people, they will pick out students like Xu Xu who can't walk in a straight line.

Xu Xu may be burdened by her good figure. If she cannot walk five steps, she will turn to the right. If she is placed on the outside of the line, she can often walk outside the track by herself; The resulting domino effect will make the whole row of people not know who they are aligned with, especially the outermost person in the same row as her, who is often surprised to find that they don't know when they have been squeezed out.We are no strangers to Xu Xu's devastating blow to the formation.So, on the eve of the parade, she and dozens of other students were picked out to form a team that did not need to participate in the parade. We used to call it the "paratrooper company". Sorry, I made a typo, it was "" Skirmishers".

Skirmishers don't need to practice drills, so the training is of little significance. They hide and chat under the shade of the trees, and that shade is the activity area for the few of us.Chatting with a freshman boy wearing a stinky training suit that is tanned and oily is not as fun as chatting with a brother who has taken a cold shower and is wearing a bright T-shirt, and Xu Xu is the only one in the "Scattered Company" A girl who was scored above 75 points by us, so everyone quickly became one.

However, at that time, freshmen did not have much free time. You must know that there is only one month in the four years of university, and someone will take care of you, so Xu Xu could not participate in our dinner party.Dinner that night was the old class from last semester, six boys, plus Xiao Ma's girlfriend Zina, Xu Ning's girlfriend Liu Mengmeng, and classmates Wang Jia, Zhang Qian and Ke Yiyi.Because of the impending recruitment, the six boys were very excited that day and took turns saying some embarrassing things.It's still the old second who is scheming and taught us to add a sentence before talking nonsense: "The people in our dance association just want to..." Plant all crimes on others.It's just that I wonder if the credibility of a fat man approaching 85 kilograms saying that he belongs to the dance association is negligible.

After eating at 9 o'clock, suddenly someone outside the store shouted: "America is bombed!" Are you telling people not to use the money of American stockholders?" The diners around told the waiters to turn on the TV and switch to the live broadcast of Phoenix Satellite TV.

In the next hour or so, a festive atmosphere spread to the entire Front Street, with scattered slogans and neat cheers.That day was September 2001, 9. I was drunk again and almost watched the live broadcast on the table. The only sentence that remained in my memory that day was what Xiao Yi said.

"A lot of people must have died, I don't know why they were so happy," she said.

When she said this, I thought this girl was really nice...

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In fact, I can’t blame the students for this matter. In the summer of 2001, many things that were close to the Arabian Nights happened, which tested our nerves again and again, making us shout, make us crazy, and make us collapse.You talk about it, even the Chinese men's football team has entered the World Cup finals.

The top ten matches started at the end of August. Facing several teams that could produce "black 8 minutes" according to the previous level of the national football team, this group of rough guys from the Chinese team actually triumphed all the way.You must know that four years ago, I watched these grandsons play against Iran at my classmate's house. When I was leading 3-[-], I was dragged by my classmate's brother to his yard to play penalty kicks.Not long after, I heard the students one after another in the room: "Two to one!" Breaking into the house, just in time to watch Iran's fourth lore.In a hurry, my brain short-circuited, and I shouted at the top of my lungs: "It doesn't count!"—Facts have proved that watching the national football game not only tests the heart, but also damages the IQ.

Since then, I have always watched the national team's games with caution, for fear of becoming a fool by some big stimulus.But in the summer of 2001, even the female students including Ke Yiyi participated in the movie-watching tide of the top ten games, not to mention the disc houses, even all the KTVs around the school were changed to play football games when the time came At the end of each game, no matter whether it was at night or at night, thousands of people flocked back to the dormitory area from all directions. The grandeur of the scene was better than any time after school.During that time, we mobilized a lot of people and booked the last video hall on Qianjie Street to watch the big-screen projection. Every time we brought Ke Yiyi and the others, these girls who didn’t know much about the history of humiliation in Chinese football watched two or three games. After the ball, I even decided that the Chinese men's football team is a strong team in the world. Even the United Arab Emirates, a team that sounds so good, can score [-]-[-]. , let alone a professional fan like Wei Xing.Because there are all acquaintances around who are not afraid of being beaten, Ya cheers for each other every time!
On October 2001, 10, with the whistle of the referee, the Chinese team qualified, and the last video hall on Qianjie Street was boiling. Under the reflection of the fluorescent screen, I saw Xiao Ma hugging Zina, Xu Ning picked up Liu Mengmeng, the second child... I'm sorry, it was Zhang Qian who picked up Wang Jia.The second child hesitated for a moment, then turned to Xiaoyi's direction, I suddenly felt sore, I hurried two steps, and hugged Ke Yiyi, who was playing the trumpet happily.Everyone around is cheering, and no one knows if everyone is really celebrating the same thing. Xiaoyi is like a soft underage rabbit in my arms, with her little head on my chest, warm .In order to show that I'm just one of the people celebrating the victory, and not a gangster who takes advantage of the tofu, I have to maintain a continuous small jump while hugging, accompanied by a "whoop" yell, which makes me very similar Silly X, it seems that no matter whether the national football game wins or loses, it is not a good thing for the IQ of the audience.I also vaguely heard Xiao Yi's cry of "hmmm". I thought she was covering up her embarrassment in the same way, but later I found out that it was the trumpet she was holding between our hugs. broke her mouth.

That was my first hug with Xiaoyi.

Wei Xing was the loneliest one among the celebratory crowd. He cheered for the Oman team all night.As soon as the second child approached him, he scolded him severely: "Do you guys know anything about football? Is this a win? This is Zhang Jilong's lottery, not kicking in!" The same is true Xiao Ma, a professional fan, couldn't see it, "Damn it, you should die when you kick in." Wei Xing stopped scolding, bowed his head in silence for a while, turned around and turned over the dirty sofa, and walked deep into the crowd. Zha, "Are there any girls?"

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Wei Xing didn't find the single woman that day, which made him regret for a long time that he delayed picking up girls because of his love for football.After that warm hug, Xiao Yi and I showed no signs of getting together. We were all thinking about the repertory troupe's recruitment, and regarded it as a great opportunity to bid farewell to being single and deceive ignorant girls.Ginger is old and spicy, and grass is tender and fragrant. This means that all recruiting activities in the university are hunting grounds for seniors. To this day, every time I see similar activities going on, I always hear the sound in my mind. A song - "I have seen a scene of tragedy unfolding..."

Half a month later, the interview with the "Financial Repertory Theater" was held as scheduled.The Youth League Committee of the Academy passed an administrative order to let the "Student Activity Center" on the third floor of the small cafeteria park pirated movies for one night, and gave us a free interview venue.The interview process is that the registered freshmen introduce themselves one by one and add a talent show.The younger junior sisters went to the central station to report to their home one by one. We (including Wei Xing from the School of Accounting) sat in the dark place in the first row under the stage. They are recorded with their respective passwords.

"How many people are you recruiting this year?" Ke Yiyi asked, leaning his head from behind me.

"Not necessarily," I looked around at the contestants waiting to take the stage, "Let's see their quality." These juniors and younger sisters obviously haven't come out of the shadow of military training, most of them are dark and dark, and few of them can catch our eyes.

"Hey...look at this." Brother Bao stretched out his hand and patted me, "Xu Xu!"

"Who?" Ke Yiyi heard Bao Ge's voice and looked up to the stage.

"The large one." Brother Bao drew a huge circle upwards in the air with his backhand.

"Oh... I've been looking forward to it for a long time." Xiaoyi burst out laughing.

At this time, the girl on the stage had finished introducing herself, and was waiting for the judges to come up with the scene performance questions.Wei Xing took the microphone and stood up, "You...you assume that you are in physical education class and you are happily skipping rope. At this time, you receive a call saying that your father is dead. Please perform it, especially pay attention to this emotion. Change, thank you." After speaking, he sat down calmly and continued to hide in the darkness of the judges' bench, completely ignoring the understanding laughter of the boys around him.

Xu Xu, a silly kid on the stage, had no intentions, and started a non-real performance without hesitation-"jumping rope happily".

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Three days later, my second child and I went to the Jinyinxin supermarket in the school and bought a huge piece of red paper and black oil-based pens. We spread them out on the small basketball court next to the supermarket and wrote down the 20 years we were recruited by the "Financial Drama Troupe". personal name.The concrete floor of the basketball court made the red paper spotty and bumpy, making my handwriting even more ugly.But I didn't care at all, I wrote it carefully, picked the middle of the bulletin board, tore off other people's posters, and pasted our admission list on it.You must know that the iron gate next to the bulletin board is the only entrance to the girls' apartment. Girls of all colors have to pass through that small iron gate as long as they can't fly.At this time, I was passing behind me, looking at what was written on the poster, "Yeah, from the repertory theater troupe." Believe me, this trivial matter that is not worth mentioning now can also bring great benefits to our vanity at that time. Huge satisfaction.

When the poster was put up and the paste was being collected, Brother Bao came.One could tell at a glance that he was in a bad mood, his long face was drooping almost to his navel. "What's the matter?" I asked him. "Damn it!" Brother Bao hesitated to speak, it was really rare for me to see this expression on his face.The second child stuffed the paste bottle into my hand, took out half a pack of soft white sand, and handed me one. "It's probably a woman's business." I said.

After sitting by the small basketball court for a while, Brother Bao told us the whole story.It turned out that Xu Xu met a well-known doctor when he was taking part in the freshman physical examination at the school hospital. He claimed that he had a friend who could introduce Xu Xu to Hunan Satellite TV as a reporter.After Xu Xu was elated, he felt that the big pie that fell from the sky was too accurate, so he felt that he should think again.However, the doctor's friend pressed her, the key point was that the shining signboard of Hunan Satellite TV made her eyes dizzy, so... she agreed to meet with that person.And when she agreed to meet, Brother Bao was standing next to Xu Xu with a bag of steamed buns and a plastic cup of soy milk, which Brother Bao bought for Xu Xu "by the way" for breakfast.

I turned my head to look at my second child, and Ya was also turning her head to look at me, our faces were both listening to the myth.

"Hmm..." The second child took a puff of cigarette, "Are you chasing Xu Xu by buying her breakfast?"

"Don't talk about it," Bao Ge slapped the second child on the shoulder, "Do you think this is true or false?"

"Don't worry..." The second child smiled.

"Doctors in the school hospital... are they male or female?" I took over the conversation.

"female."

"Whether her friend is a boy or a girl?"

"male."

"Damn, it's really easy to be a reporter, but anyone with a little IQ will know that this is a liar."

"It's definitely a lie!" The second child said angrily.

"I said the same thing, but Xu Xu didn't believe it," Brother Bao said impatiently, "Xu Xu said that the doctor in the school hospital is also a teacher, so she probably wouldn't lie to her."

"Give me a break……"

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Here I have to talk about our school hospital.

I don’t know if all universities have campus hospitals. If we can change them, we would rather exchange one campus hospital for two cheap hotels to solve the problem of “cohabitation difficulties”.It occupies the place closest to the school, but it is open all day long, and there is rarely a patient.The doctors in the school hospital are another group of people who are different from ordinary doctors. They don’t receive red envelopes like ordinary doctors, but they don’t know medical skills like ordinary doctors. They are good at seeing all diseases that I can see. Treat ordinary patients as critically ill patients, and then sign a form to suggest that they be transferred to regular hospitals. Only in this way, those who go to regular hospitals can go to the school to reimburse part of the medical expenses.

Except for the routine physical examination, I only went to the school hospital twice.Once because of a cold, I wanted to prescribe some Contac.In the end, I was told that there was no contac, only a white tablet, and because of the school subsidy, the price was so cheap that it could be ignored.The doctor asked me to take two pills at a time, but he only prescribed four pills for me in total.I suspected that my weak and small body might not recover after two doses of medicine, so I applied for a few more pills, but the doctor flatly refused on the grounds that I couldn’t take advantage of the school, because assuming that a medicine costs [-] cents Money, the school will spend another nine cents for you.The awe-inspiring righteousness of the doctor in the school hospital was really unbearable for me when I was sick, so I even saved the four medicines for the school, turned around and left, and went to the pharmacy outside to buy a tablet of Contac.

Another time was when the final exams in the second semester of junior year had just started, and the school launched a rectification campaign to crack down on cheating in exams.Seeing that he couldn't pass the test, he had to think of some crooked tricks.So I dug out the contact lenses that had been stuffed into the drawer and hadn't been touched for more than half a year, took out one and put it on, tears and snot came out immediately.I went to the school hospital to make an appointment, and the doctor at the school hospital ordered me not to come any closer when I was two or three meters away, and wrote down a medical certificate for "conjunctivitis" and a recommendation for postponement of the exam.After completing the examination delay procedures, I took off my contact lenses and watched the video all night.

(End of this chapter)