Chapter 12
This is our school hospital, and this is the doctor in our school hospital.You said that they can see a doctor, but I don’t believe it, because the dorm aunt who sold tea eggs and chicken legs from dormitory to dormitory later died in the school hospital because of the wrong medicine.But you said that they can do other things, such as picking out reporters for Hunan Satellite TV, I really don’t know whether to believe it or not...
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In order to solve this thorny problem, Brother Bao took advantage of the afternoon to play football and lulled the brothers together for a meeting.The meeting decided that "it's better to believe what you have than to believe what you don't have", and we will meet in person first.But for safety reasons, I had to pretend that Xu Xu's brother was with me the whole time.In order to appear as real as possible, these grandchildren even gave me a fake name, called "Hush Hush".They say "Shush" is the first sound of XUXU, and "Xu Xu" is the second sound of XUXU, and they know that "Shush" is the older brother of "Xu Xu".
The next day, the legendary fairy from Hunan Satellite TV called Xu Xu and asked her to meet at the school gate at 11 am.Xu Xu told Brother Bao immediately, and Brother Bao immediately notified us to meet in front of the administrative building.I hurriedly got up and put on my clothes and shoes, and ran to the administration building to find that not only my second child, but also Wang Jia, Zhang Qian... and even Ke Yiyi were there, asking Xu Xu this and that, jumping up and down nervously.
"Why? You don't need female soldiers even in war?" I think Brother Bao is exaggerating.
"I called it, in case it's useful, it's more convenient for a girl." Xu Ning popped up from behind me.
"Alright. What's next?"
"The second brother lent Fang Peng your mobile phone. We will contact you by text message later. If you are sure that he is a liar, we will fuck him." Xu Ning said.
"Second brother, mobile phone!" I stretched out my hand. In 2001, mobile phones were not widely used, and only my second child and Xu Ning had them.The second child uses a short and fat Nokia 3210, which is very solid in the hand. Most of the time, we use it to play snakes. We pass it around in different hands all day long. Later, because it wears out too quickly, No one will borrow my second child's mobile phone. I haven't played it for more than half a month, and I'm panicking, "Second child, bring the mobile phone, hurry up!"
"I'm in a hurry, I'll give it to you when someone comes." The second child saw through my thoughts at a glance.
"Copy guy, copy guy!"
It was Brother Bao's voice, and as soon as I turned around, I saw Brother Bao was sweating profusely, holding several bricks in his arms.
Xiao Ma silently walked over to pick up a piece, and silently walked to the side to continue chatting with his Zina.
As soon as Wei Xing arrived, he took a piece and weighed it, and asked Brother Bao with a playful smile: "Commander Bao, Northeast also makes this?"
65
At 11:[-], Xu Xu and I walked to the school gate. From a distance, apart from a few familiar black cars, there was only a disgraced Poussin parked there.Looking around to the front, there is a sign on the windshield of the car, with the words "News Interview" printed on it.
I walked over and knocked on the car window, the glass rolled down, revealing a thin face of a middle-aged man, "What are you doing?"
"Excuse me, are you Director Li from Hunan Satellite TV?"
"It's me. Which one are you?"
"I, I'm Xu Xu's elder brother." I turned sideways so that he could see Xu Xu beside me.I felt that the dry man's eyes suddenly lit up, and I continued, "Listen to my sister, you think my sister can be a mirror reporter, I just want to know about the situation and help her as a staff officer. After all, my sister is old. Small……"
"Oh..." The dry man rolled up the car window and opened the door, "Come on, let's find a teahouse to chat."
So the two of us followed the dry man to the "Quick Li" milk tea shop in front of the school, and the dry man kept complaining all the way and slowly did not come to see him alone, "In the future, we often have to travel alone for work, you see you don't Dare to come alone, how will you work in the future?" The more he talked, the more angry he became, and when he reached the door of "Kuai Keli", the dry man was already furious, and he suddenly turned around and said angrily: "No more tea, go back Let's talk in the car!"
Even reluctant to invite a cup of milk tea, this person must be a fake director!
Leading me and Xu Xu back to the car, the dry man calmed down a little. At least before I asked him to show his work card, the dry man not only did not get angry, but also spoke very affectionately to Xu Xu. After briefly describing the appearance of the reporter After the "explanation of nouns", the conversation changed, "Little girl, in the future our work will inevitably involve singing, dancing, and cuddling with clients. You have to be more open..."
"Uh...Director Li, isn't the reporter just doing interviews?" I poked my head over and interjected, "Why do you still have to accompany the client?"
"what's wrong?"
"That doesn't sound like a reporter's job..."
"You know what! What can I tell you, huh? Do you doubt me? If you doubt me, just say it!"
"Hey, no, no, I just asked casually." I quickly apologized, sat back, turned my head and looked out the window, and saw Brother Bao staring at our car not far away with a brick in one hand, nervously Pacing up and down.I took out my mobile phone, made up a text message and sent it to Xu Ning, the content was as follows: "JIADE, DAMA?" - the second child's mobile phone can only input in English.
After a while, the phone rang, and "DA"—Xu Ning's phone could only pronounce Chinese pinyin.
So I patted the dry man on the shoulder in the back row, and he turned his head very irritatedly, "What are you doing?"
I smiled at him: "X your mother!"
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The dry man's body is actually not bad, his eye sockets are so black that he can drive the car back by himself.In fact, we can't blame everyone for staring at his head and beating him. This grandson parked his car at the school gate. In order to avoid making things worse, we didn't give him a chance to get out of the cab at all. This also directly restricted the brothers. Exercising, except for Brother Bao taking a few kicks, most of the fists landed on the dry man's head and stomach.Xu Ning's foresight played an important role. With the gang of women guarding the perimeter, we beat the dry man for 10 minutes, but no one came to ask.
After beating up the dry man, Brother Bao frantically went to the school hospital, but was persuaded by everyone.No matter how nonsensical the school doctor is, he is also a faculty member, so he can't do it just by saying it, and that person is still a middle-aged woman. We young men who have the nerve to open up our posture and beat her up.Looking at the watch, it happened to be meal time, so Bao Ge had to invite everyone to have a meal, so more than a dozen people rushed to the "Wangluqiao" hot pot restaurant.Fighting is really a good dish to accompany wine. Before the meat is on the table, everyone has already dried several bottles of beer with pickles.The second child vividly imitated the expression of the dry man begging for mercy, and everyone laughed so hard that they almost knocked over the big hot pot brought by the waiter.The waiter had just recovered from the shock, and decided to serve the food from Ke Yiyi, who was the least noisy.Xiao Yi moved closer to me to make room for the waiter, and I subconsciously supported her shoulders, lest she fall.After serving the food, she sat back down again, turned her head and smiled at me.
"Are you okay just now?" Xiaoyi said.
"Just now? In the car?"
"Ah."
"It's okay." Thinking of the way everyone rushed in just now, I was also happy, "I was grabbed on the arm, and I don't know if it was the man who grabbed it or my own."
"It's fine..." Xiao Yi said, "You are so brave."
I don't know if what I did just now is considered brave, anyway, Xiaoyi thinks so, and I won't feel any discomfort.Just like in the years we were together, she always magnified the little things I did unintentionally and was proud of it.I don't know why she finds all kinds of reasons to love me, as if she owed me something in her previous life... Or, she wants to find a reason for herself to persevere, if I am someone who is not worth it to love someone.
Of course, in the summer of 2001, Xiao Yi said to me "You are so brave" should be just a polite remark.
In terms of bravery, I can't keep up with Brother Bao, or even Xu Xu, they are really perfect.
67
N days later, at 3 o'clock in the morning...
The dormitory phone suddenly rang sharply.This kind of thing is absolutely intolerable for Liu Xin, a sleep lover, not to mention that he just extended the phone line in the dormitory for the convenience of making calls, and moved the phone to a place within easy reach of his pillow (so much so that we called had to stand under his armpit while talking on the phone), such a midnight ringing almost cost him half his life.Liu Xin cursed in a daze, hung up the phone harshly, and went back to sleep.After a while, the bell rang sharply again, and Liu Xin's remaining half-life was also scared away. He sat up like a shock, picked up the receiver and shouted: "Silly X! Let no one sleep!" Then, without even putting down the receiver, he reached out and unplugged the phone line.
The whole process was clearly seen by me who was staying up late reading novels, and I felt that something was wrong... Yes, this kid Liu Xin took the phone as his own, who knows if the midnight ring is for us Woolen cloth?
Not long after, someone knocked on the door of our dormitory. Liu Xin woke up completely this time, turned around cursingly, and stretched out his hand to unlock the door.I took a lamp to take a picture, and it was Xu Ning who came in. He stretched out his left hand and patted my bed, and then patted my second child's bed with his right hand, "Go, go, something happened to Brother Bao."
"What?" The second child sat up abruptly, "What's the matter?"
"Let's go there first, let's teach together."
My second child and I got out of bed and rummaged through a pile of dirty clothes to put on a T-shirt.Liu Xin, who was completely sleepy, hooked his head and asked: "What's the matter, brother Bao?" Xu Ning ignored him and led us out the door.
68
At 3 o'clock in the morning, except for the scattered street lights, the campus was almost completely dark. We relied on the faint light from the mobile phone screens of the second child and Xu Ning to touch the bamboo forest behind the first teaching. At that time, the mobile phones were almost all blue. On the screen, the faint blue light is reflected in the endless night, making people see traces of fear from the bottom of their hearts.
"Where is it?" I asked.
"Behind the teaching building, on the other side of the lake." Xu Ning said, "It's almost this area, right?"
"What's wrong, Brother Bao?"
"I don't know, he just told me to tell you to hurry up to the back of the first teaching, and didn't say anything else... Oh, he also said that his call to you was hung up by a silly X. I guess that person is Liu Xin."
"You're right." My second child and I both laughed.
The laughter seemed to startle someone, and there was a voice shouting not far away: "Xu Ning? Is it you?"
That voice came from the ground.
We were startled, and listened with bated breath, and it really came from the ground: "Xu Ning...Xu Ning..." We bravely followed the sound and walked to the edge of the bamboo forest, but there was still no one. After searching carefully for a long time, I finally found Brother Bao who was sitting on the bottom of the ditch, and "Big Boss Girl" Xu Xu was sitting beside him.
This religion fills in a lake and fills in a piece of land to build a building. It is said that the shape of the building is like a boat, but I always think it is more like an island, because it only has a door on one side, and the other two sides are water and the other is a ditch. The ditch is full of water in the rainy season and mud in the dry season. There are balconies on one side of the ditch and small bamboo forests on the other.Theoretically, this is also a thoroughfare to enter and exit the first teaching, but if you are not a Lianjiazi, it is best to give up this idea.At that time, there was no "parkour", and it was really puzzling for Brother Bao to drag Xu Xu over the ditch to play in the middle of the night.
"Brother Bao, what's the matter?" I cautiously stepped on the edge of the ditch and asked.
"It's fallen into the ditch!" Brother Bao still suppressed his voice, "Pull Xu Xu up first, she's sprained her ankle!"
69
At 5 o'clock in the morning, at the Armed Police Hospital, Xu Xu just fell asleep on the bed in the observation room, and the four of us sat side by side outside.
"What's the matter? Don't stick to the ditch when you take a walk!" The second child was suffocated by the addiction to cigarettes, and he was very impatient.
"It didn't fall from this side," Brother Bao smiled at us strangely, "We jumped from the first sect!"
"what?"
So Brother Bao described what happened to us, which is roughly like this: Bao Qinglong, a single sophomore, and a firewood man, asked Xu Xu, a single freshman, to go to self-study together. The classroom with a black light began to play hooligans with each other.According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, happy times always pass quickly, and suddenly looking back, it’s already past the time to turn off the lights (they haven’t turned on the lights all the time, so of course they didn’t find out that the teaching building regularly turns off the lights every night). A great man ran downstairs, only to find that the door of the building was locked.Calling every day should not be called the ground is not working, he simply broke the jar and ran back to the seventh floor. In the classroom with large French windows on both sides, starry in the eyes, and Xia Feng leaning over, he ended his virginity.
After the cloud and rain, Xu Xu felt a little cold, so cold that even Bao Ge's arms were not enough to resist, so she firmly asked to go back to the dormitory.Brother Bao couldn't persuade him, so he had to take the risk of crossing the ditch.Facts have proved that alcohol is a gut-piercing poison, and sex is a bone-scraping steel knife. After sex, Brother Bao's hands softened and he didn't hug his girlfriend Xu who fell from the sky, but after sex, Xu Xu sprained his feet and fell to the ground standing in the weeds. At the foot of her boyfriend Bao Qinglong.
"The seventh floor..."
"Classroom..."
"Cow..."
The brothers praised one after another, Bao Ge's cheeks were blushing and we were humbled.
"Which room on the seventh floor? How much is seventy?"
"Seven one two."
"Okay..." There was another tut-tsk sound.
"Wait, July [-]?" Xu Ning frowned, "It is said that a girl hanged herself there, a haunted classroom?"
Brother Bao rushed towards Xu Ning and grabbed his neck, "Furthermore, I will kill you!" Suddenly he thought of something... "There is Liu Xin, I will kill him when I go back later!"
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Brother Bao bid farewell to the boy chicken era and became a real man!
The word "man" is really important to this group of dick-bearing guys in college who are just living on their own and starting to make their own decisions about what to eat and what to wear every day.They receive a sum of money from their parents every month. Although they do not work for this money, they can still spend it as they like until they start to bear the responsibility of running out of money.Yes, from this moment on, we begin to take responsibility for our actions, which is the most important criterion for judging a "man"!Of course, "sex" is another one, your penis can't just touch your hand.
Liu Xin in our dormitory is relatively early. He was determined to break his reputation as soon as he entered the university.Sure enough, people are as bold as they are prolific. Not long after the military training, he coaxed and tricked him into getting a girlfriend, so he saved two months of living expenses and wanted to take his girlfriend on a trip to Wuhan. The words of farewell are still ringing in my ears: "Go out for a trip, open a house every day, I don't believe that I can't handle her!"
Three days later, when he returned from Wuhan, Liu Xin looked dispirited, and he knew that he hadn't slept well these days.Because of ambiguous guesses, my second child, Brother Bao, and Brother Tao took turns asking him about the results of the battle. The male protagonist seemed not in a hurry to show off, and only used the words "the bed is full of blood" to dismiss us boring spectators. .The second child was shocked by Liu Xin's understatement. Even before taking a nap, he had to stare at his bed and imagine for a while, full of praise; but I suspect that Liu Xin is actually bragging, because I don't count With rich physiological knowledge, it is really impossible to imagine the spectacular scene he said.
Later, I realized that I wanted to be dirty.After Liu Xin had a full sleep, he rolled up his sleeves to show us the bloodstains on his arms from being scratched by his girlfriend.It turned out that the blood all over the bed was his own.Liu Xin is 1.8 meters tall, weighs 82 kilograms, and has superb arm strength. He does 100 push-ups every day. It is conceivable that this is the only trick that the poor chaste woman of the new era can use.
This matter once became the hottest adult joke in the School of Finance, and Liu Xin became an ordinary person again in the heart of the second child.
(End of this chapter)
This is our school hospital, and this is the doctor in our school hospital.You said that they can see a doctor, but I don’t believe it, because the dorm aunt who sold tea eggs and chicken legs from dormitory to dormitory later died in the school hospital because of the wrong medicine.But you said that they can do other things, such as picking out reporters for Hunan Satellite TV, I really don’t know whether to believe it or not...
64
In order to solve this thorny problem, Brother Bao took advantage of the afternoon to play football and lulled the brothers together for a meeting.The meeting decided that "it's better to believe what you have than to believe what you don't have", and we will meet in person first.But for safety reasons, I had to pretend that Xu Xu's brother was with me the whole time.In order to appear as real as possible, these grandchildren even gave me a fake name, called "Hush Hush".They say "Shush" is the first sound of XUXU, and "Xu Xu" is the second sound of XUXU, and they know that "Shush" is the older brother of "Xu Xu".
The next day, the legendary fairy from Hunan Satellite TV called Xu Xu and asked her to meet at the school gate at 11 am.Xu Xu told Brother Bao immediately, and Brother Bao immediately notified us to meet in front of the administrative building.I hurriedly got up and put on my clothes and shoes, and ran to the administration building to find that not only my second child, but also Wang Jia, Zhang Qian... and even Ke Yiyi were there, asking Xu Xu this and that, jumping up and down nervously.
"Why? You don't need female soldiers even in war?" I think Brother Bao is exaggerating.
"I called it, in case it's useful, it's more convenient for a girl." Xu Ning popped up from behind me.
"Alright. What's next?"
"The second brother lent Fang Peng your mobile phone. We will contact you by text message later. If you are sure that he is a liar, we will fuck him." Xu Ning said.
"Second brother, mobile phone!" I stretched out my hand. In 2001, mobile phones were not widely used, and only my second child and Xu Ning had them.The second child uses a short and fat Nokia 3210, which is very solid in the hand. Most of the time, we use it to play snakes. We pass it around in different hands all day long. Later, because it wears out too quickly, No one will borrow my second child's mobile phone. I haven't played it for more than half a month, and I'm panicking, "Second child, bring the mobile phone, hurry up!"
"I'm in a hurry, I'll give it to you when someone comes." The second child saw through my thoughts at a glance.
"Copy guy, copy guy!"
It was Brother Bao's voice, and as soon as I turned around, I saw Brother Bao was sweating profusely, holding several bricks in his arms.
Xiao Ma silently walked over to pick up a piece, and silently walked to the side to continue chatting with his Zina.
As soon as Wei Xing arrived, he took a piece and weighed it, and asked Brother Bao with a playful smile: "Commander Bao, Northeast also makes this?"
65
At 11:[-], Xu Xu and I walked to the school gate. From a distance, apart from a few familiar black cars, there was only a disgraced Poussin parked there.Looking around to the front, there is a sign on the windshield of the car, with the words "News Interview" printed on it.
I walked over and knocked on the car window, the glass rolled down, revealing a thin face of a middle-aged man, "What are you doing?"
"Excuse me, are you Director Li from Hunan Satellite TV?"
"It's me. Which one are you?"
"I, I'm Xu Xu's elder brother." I turned sideways so that he could see Xu Xu beside me.I felt that the dry man's eyes suddenly lit up, and I continued, "Listen to my sister, you think my sister can be a mirror reporter, I just want to know about the situation and help her as a staff officer. After all, my sister is old. Small……"
"Oh..." The dry man rolled up the car window and opened the door, "Come on, let's find a teahouse to chat."
So the two of us followed the dry man to the "Quick Li" milk tea shop in front of the school, and the dry man kept complaining all the way and slowly did not come to see him alone, "In the future, we often have to travel alone for work, you see you don't Dare to come alone, how will you work in the future?" The more he talked, the more angry he became, and when he reached the door of "Kuai Keli", the dry man was already furious, and he suddenly turned around and said angrily: "No more tea, go back Let's talk in the car!"
Even reluctant to invite a cup of milk tea, this person must be a fake director!
Leading me and Xu Xu back to the car, the dry man calmed down a little. At least before I asked him to show his work card, the dry man not only did not get angry, but also spoke very affectionately to Xu Xu. After briefly describing the appearance of the reporter After the "explanation of nouns", the conversation changed, "Little girl, in the future our work will inevitably involve singing, dancing, and cuddling with clients. You have to be more open..."
"Uh...Director Li, isn't the reporter just doing interviews?" I poked my head over and interjected, "Why do you still have to accompany the client?"
"what's wrong?"
"That doesn't sound like a reporter's job..."
"You know what! What can I tell you, huh? Do you doubt me? If you doubt me, just say it!"
"Hey, no, no, I just asked casually." I quickly apologized, sat back, turned my head and looked out the window, and saw Brother Bao staring at our car not far away with a brick in one hand, nervously Pacing up and down.I took out my mobile phone, made up a text message and sent it to Xu Ning, the content was as follows: "JIADE, DAMA?" - the second child's mobile phone can only input in English.
After a while, the phone rang, and "DA"—Xu Ning's phone could only pronounce Chinese pinyin.
So I patted the dry man on the shoulder in the back row, and he turned his head very irritatedly, "What are you doing?"
I smiled at him: "X your mother!"
66
The dry man's body is actually not bad, his eye sockets are so black that he can drive the car back by himself.In fact, we can't blame everyone for staring at his head and beating him. This grandson parked his car at the school gate. In order to avoid making things worse, we didn't give him a chance to get out of the cab at all. This also directly restricted the brothers. Exercising, except for Brother Bao taking a few kicks, most of the fists landed on the dry man's head and stomach.Xu Ning's foresight played an important role. With the gang of women guarding the perimeter, we beat the dry man for 10 minutes, but no one came to ask.
After beating up the dry man, Brother Bao frantically went to the school hospital, but was persuaded by everyone.No matter how nonsensical the school doctor is, he is also a faculty member, so he can't do it just by saying it, and that person is still a middle-aged woman. We young men who have the nerve to open up our posture and beat her up.Looking at the watch, it happened to be meal time, so Bao Ge had to invite everyone to have a meal, so more than a dozen people rushed to the "Wangluqiao" hot pot restaurant.Fighting is really a good dish to accompany wine. Before the meat is on the table, everyone has already dried several bottles of beer with pickles.The second child vividly imitated the expression of the dry man begging for mercy, and everyone laughed so hard that they almost knocked over the big hot pot brought by the waiter.The waiter had just recovered from the shock, and decided to serve the food from Ke Yiyi, who was the least noisy.Xiao Yi moved closer to me to make room for the waiter, and I subconsciously supported her shoulders, lest she fall.After serving the food, she sat back down again, turned her head and smiled at me.
"Are you okay just now?" Xiaoyi said.
"Just now? In the car?"
"Ah."
"It's okay." Thinking of the way everyone rushed in just now, I was also happy, "I was grabbed on the arm, and I don't know if it was the man who grabbed it or my own."
"It's fine..." Xiao Yi said, "You are so brave."
I don't know if what I did just now is considered brave, anyway, Xiaoyi thinks so, and I won't feel any discomfort.Just like in the years we were together, she always magnified the little things I did unintentionally and was proud of it.I don't know why she finds all kinds of reasons to love me, as if she owed me something in her previous life... Or, she wants to find a reason for herself to persevere, if I am someone who is not worth it to love someone.
Of course, in the summer of 2001, Xiao Yi said to me "You are so brave" should be just a polite remark.
In terms of bravery, I can't keep up with Brother Bao, or even Xu Xu, they are really perfect.
67
N days later, at 3 o'clock in the morning...
The dormitory phone suddenly rang sharply.This kind of thing is absolutely intolerable for Liu Xin, a sleep lover, not to mention that he just extended the phone line in the dormitory for the convenience of making calls, and moved the phone to a place within easy reach of his pillow (so much so that we called had to stand under his armpit while talking on the phone), such a midnight ringing almost cost him half his life.Liu Xin cursed in a daze, hung up the phone harshly, and went back to sleep.After a while, the bell rang sharply again, and Liu Xin's remaining half-life was also scared away. He sat up like a shock, picked up the receiver and shouted: "Silly X! Let no one sleep!" Then, without even putting down the receiver, he reached out and unplugged the phone line.
The whole process was clearly seen by me who was staying up late reading novels, and I felt that something was wrong... Yes, this kid Liu Xin took the phone as his own, who knows if the midnight ring is for us Woolen cloth?
Not long after, someone knocked on the door of our dormitory. Liu Xin woke up completely this time, turned around cursingly, and stretched out his hand to unlock the door.I took a lamp to take a picture, and it was Xu Ning who came in. He stretched out his left hand and patted my bed, and then patted my second child's bed with his right hand, "Go, go, something happened to Brother Bao."
"What?" The second child sat up abruptly, "What's the matter?"
"Let's go there first, let's teach together."
My second child and I got out of bed and rummaged through a pile of dirty clothes to put on a T-shirt.Liu Xin, who was completely sleepy, hooked his head and asked: "What's the matter, brother Bao?" Xu Ning ignored him and led us out the door.
68
At 3 o'clock in the morning, except for the scattered street lights, the campus was almost completely dark. We relied on the faint light from the mobile phone screens of the second child and Xu Ning to touch the bamboo forest behind the first teaching. At that time, the mobile phones were almost all blue. On the screen, the faint blue light is reflected in the endless night, making people see traces of fear from the bottom of their hearts.
"Where is it?" I asked.
"Behind the teaching building, on the other side of the lake." Xu Ning said, "It's almost this area, right?"
"What's wrong, Brother Bao?"
"I don't know, he just told me to tell you to hurry up to the back of the first teaching, and didn't say anything else... Oh, he also said that his call to you was hung up by a silly X. I guess that person is Liu Xin."
"You're right." My second child and I both laughed.
The laughter seemed to startle someone, and there was a voice shouting not far away: "Xu Ning? Is it you?"
That voice came from the ground.
We were startled, and listened with bated breath, and it really came from the ground: "Xu Ning...Xu Ning..." We bravely followed the sound and walked to the edge of the bamboo forest, but there was still no one. After searching carefully for a long time, I finally found Brother Bao who was sitting on the bottom of the ditch, and "Big Boss Girl" Xu Xu was sitting beside him.
This religion fills in a lake and fills in a piece of land to build a building. It is said that the shape of the building is like a boat, but I always think it is more like an island, because it only has a door on one side, and the other two sides are water and the other is a ditch. The ditch is full of water in the rainy season and mud in the dry season. There are balconies on one side of the ditch and small bamboo forests on the other.Theoretically, this is also a thoroughfare to enter and exit the first teaching, but if you are not a Lianjiazi, it is best to give up this idea.At that time, there was no "parkour", and it was really puzzling for Brother Bao to drag Xu Xu over the ditch to play in the middle of the night.
"Brother Bao, what's the matter?" I cautiously stepped on the edge of the ditch and asked.
"It's fallen into the ditch!" Brother Bao still suppressed his voice, "Pull Xu Xu up first, she's sprained her ankle!"
69
At 5 o'clock in the morning, at the Armed Police Hospital, Xu Xu just fell asleep on the bed in the observation room, and the four of us sat side by side outside.
"What's the matter? Don't stick to the ditch when you take a walk!" The second child was suffocated by the addiction to cigarettes, and he was very impatient.
"It didn't fall from this side," Brother Bao smiled at us strangely, "We jumped from the first sect!"
"what?"
So Brother Bao described what happened to us, which is roughly like this: Bao Qinglong, a single sophomore, and a firewood man, asked Xu Xu, a single freshman, to go to self-study together. The classroom with a black light began to play hooligans with each other.According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, happy times always pass quickly, and suddenly looking back, it’s already past the time to turn off the lights (they haven’t turned on the lights all the time, so of course they didn’t find out that the teaching building regularly turns off the lights every night). A great man ran downstairs, only to find that the door of the building was locked.Calling every day should not be called the ground is not working, he simply broke the jar and ran back to the seventh floor. In the classroom with large French windows on both sides, starry in the eyes, and Xia Feng leaning over, he ended his virginity.
After the cloud and rain, Xu Xu felt a little cold, so cold that even Bao Ge's arms were not enough to resist, so she firmly asked to go back to the dormitory.Brother Bao couldn't persuade him, so he had to take the risk of crossing the ditch.Facts have proved that alcohol is a gut-piercing poison, and sex is a bone-scraping steel knife. After sex, Brother Bao's hands softened and he didn't hug his girlfriend Xu who fell from the sky, but after sex, Xu Xu sprained his feet and fell to the ground standing in the weeds. At the foot of her boyfriend Bao Qinglong.
"The seventh floor..."
"Classroom..."
"Cow..."
The brothers praised one after another, Bao Ge's cheeks were blushing and we were humbled.
"Which room on the seventh floor? How much is seventy?"
"Seven one two."
"Okay..." There was another tut-tsk sound.
"Wait, July [-]?" Xu Ning frowned, "It is said that a girl hanged herself there, a haunted classroom?"
Brother Bao rushed towards Xu Ning and grabbed his neck, "Furthermore, I will kill you!" Suddenly he thought of something... "There is Liu Xin, I will kill him when I go back later!"
70
Brother Bao bid farewell to the boy chicken era and became a real man!
The word "man" is really important to this group of dick-bearing guys in college who are just living on their own and starting to make their own decisions about what to eat and what to wear every day.They receive a sum of money from their parents every month. Although they do not work for this money, they can still spend it as they like until they start to bear the responsibility of running out of money.Yes, from this moment on, we begin to take responsibility for our actions, which is the most important criterion for judging a "man"!Of course, "sex" is another one, your penis can't just touch your hand.
Liu Xin in our dormitory is relatively early. He was determined to break his reputation as soon as he entered the university.Sure enough, people are as bold as they are prolific. Not long after the military training, he coaxed and tricked him into getting a girlfriend, so he saved two months of living expenses and wanted to take his girlfriend on a trip to Wuhan. The words of farewell are still ringing in my ears: "Go out for a trip, open a house every day, I don't believe that I can't handle her!"
Three days later, when he returned from Wuhan, Liu Xin looked dispirited, and he knew that he hadn't slept well these days.Because of ambiguous guesses, my second child, Brother Bao, and Brother Tao took turns asking him about the results of the battle. The male protagonist seemed not in a hurry to show off, and only used the words "the bed is full of blood" to dismiss us boring spectators. .The second child was shocked by Liu Xin's understatement. Even before taking a nap, he had to stare at his bed and imagine for a while, full of praise; but I suspect that Liu Xin is actually bragging, because I don't count With rich physiological knowledge, it is really impossible to imagine the spectacular scene he said.
Later, I realized that I wanted to be dirty.After Liu Xin had a full sleep, he rolled up his sleeves to show us the bloodstains on his arms from being scratched by his girlfriend.It turned out that the blood all over the bed was his own.Liu Xin is 1.8 meters tall, weighs 82 kilograms, and has superb arm strength. He does 100 push-ups every day. It is conceivable that this is the only trick that the poor chaste woman of the new era can use.
This matter once became the hottest adult joke in the School of Finance, and Liu Xin became an ordinary person again in the heart of the second child.
(End of this chapter)
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